You probably don't travel enough if you think bidets are common in Europe or USA. I haven't seen one for 30 years. It's not just UK

I don't recall mentioning Europe the USA or bidets, and I travel plenty thank you, probably too much. Now that you mention it though I go to Spain a couple of times a year and bidets are commonplace. Maybe you only travel to places where there are filthy bastards.

You specifically said UK and I pointed out that in apartments and hotels in Europe and USA there seems to be the same sanitary provision as in UK. My experience of Spain is limited to Barcelona, Bilbao and Seville and I can't remember any bidets but probably they don't regard themselves as Spanish

You probably don't travel enough (see, I can be subtly patronising too) 🤔

Difference is I don't care. I wasn't being subtle. I was stating that you seemed to think this was solely about the UK. If you said European or Western I wouldn't have made that comment. Brits seem to assume everything there is uniquely British

Get a ife for christsake. It's an account for humour, not angry pedants.

Well I hate to say it but you seem to be a little rattled don't you

Couldn't give a fuck mate. Twats like you with no sense of perspective, no sense of humour, and no life outside the internet just make me laugh 😜🤪

Still here seething are you? Good grief I thought you would have known when to quietly admit defeat to the smarter man

Since the subject is arese wiping, I've printed out your posts on nice soft paper and wipes my crack with it. It's more than you deserve frankly 🤣

You're barely smarter than a sausage 😆