Except, not.
Except, not.
But what if they bump into big-boobed Susan from accounts who you shagged in the stationery cupboard at the Xmas party?
Sometimes it's OK, but in the context of the post, it is inappropriate.
Something like beginning a sentence with 'And'?
I love rent-free in your head now. You just can't stop thinking about me 😄
Just noticed you are following me. Must be true love 💞 what a walloper you are 😂
You should block me. Otherwise I'll just continue to make you look dumb 😄
Try your wife's little one. She really likes it when I do it 😍
It's already in English. Maybe school was closed on the day you tried to go?
Also, your vibe-meter needs re-tuned; it's waaaayyyy off 😀😁
I'm not trolling you mate; I'm just taking the piss and making you look like a twat :-)
Ah, so absolutely none of what you write makes sense. Now I undertand
You are a gas engineer and I claim my five pounds
No. The saddest thing is people commenting on corporate ads as if it's some kind of interpersonal conversation. Weirdos.
Bet you thought that was really funny when you made it up. Shame.
You need to select the "Premium Farm Shop Local" electricity. Triple the price but makes you feel all warm and fuzzy inside.
Funny you should say that; I was there the other day and thought exactly the same. Hugely overpriced and mediocre. Great at marketing though, even if the USP is "we're not as shit as the other places".
Ah; just noticed you're an HR 'consultant'. That explains a lot.
Still working on coherent sentences I see. Keep going; you'll get there 😄
I have NEVER taken on anyone smarter than me. Touché douchebag 🙂
Beats spending your life asking people if they "want fries with that" though.
So, exactly at what stage of the date were you planning to play this trump card? If you were still in the restaurant, I think you need dating advice.
Why not on their foreheads?
Awwwwww 😂
Do you don't have a single friend at work that week yet you what happened? I think your problems run deeper...
Thanks. It's great to have your acknowledgement that I'm right 👍
What a shame she didn't buy a packet of condoms a few years previously instead.
You win today's "oldest joke preferred by the over 40s" award.
I'm a fucking genius (*) so input a lot of thought into it. (* Someone sensible enough not to cover themselves if fucking hideous tattoos 🙂)
You're an emoji-racist? Who knew that was a thing 🤣😂🤣😂
And the screen went up to reveal.... Your dad! Awks 😨
Don't worry; I don't expect many of them want to shag you even now 😂
If your tattoos are 'you', something is lacking in the real you.
Except it won't. It'll look like a vague, inky, faded mush 😆
No
Give it 10 years and they'll probably think otherwise 🙄
Sorry? What? Pardon? Do you have any sentences available to you that might make any sense?
Chuntering? Ok grandad 🤣
Working.
And yet, you are probably the only person ever to make this connection in your mind. Tattoo nonce.
Boris?
Pears
Pears
No, not a world, just the USA.
Maybe noticing it is an improvement? Maybe you've always been an annoying twat 😃
Nothing worse than having your ring ripped off in a fight 😨
I see your miserable attitude persists over multiple threads. Nice 👍😃
Ah, another happy, loving, trusting relationship. How sweet.
Opinions are supposed to have at least some basis in fact. What you're doing is called 'just making shit up'.
Bad news for you; my dick is massive and 13 is 13 more than zero 🤣
He didn't mention anal sex so that means he loves anal sex? On that basis, you must really love it 😎🤣
He said he likes her ass; he didn't say he penetrates it. Why would you be thinking about such things...?
Sounds like he's a fanny all of his own.
Fuck off judgemental zero-followers cow. Also, lighten up for fuck's sake.
How is Page Seven doing these days?
You mean, people who know how to cook steak.
Can't cook steak eh?
So, do something about it. Being 'Angry' on the internet doesn't help.
If you think typing in ALL CAPS makes your point more meaningful, we're in even more trouble 😆
But....and to you too, just like they predicted 🙄
Oh jesus, Mr.Superserious has arrived In the world of comedy again to put a damper on everything for everyone 😎
Except, for 99% of roles, they won't. If you do the job they don't give a fuck.
A pint.
Excellent opinion. Congratulations
Since the subject is arese wiping, I've printed out your posts on nice soft paper and wipes my crack with it. It's more than you deserve frankly 🤣
Time to twat-block. Goodbye 😆
You're barely smarter than a sausage 😆
This opinion is not a reliable source of anything, especially grammar. And, who has been ramming Wikipedia down your throat?
Too many people think HR works on their behalf. The job of HR is to protect the company's interests. They don't give a toss about the 'human resources'.
I've been outside all day. Happy as a pig in shit mate. Unlike you, spreading your narrow-mind all over the internet 🤣
Yes thanks. The joy of witnessing your twattery is beyond compare 😜
With all due respect, go fuck yourself you closed-minded prick. Have a lovely day
Twat
You need to find more avenues for joy in your life. 🤪
Wanting to share a bed for sleep has next to nothing to do with finding someone you love. You'll work that out yourself one day.
I envy you. The very idea of sharing a bed is bonkers, but I can't persuade my wife.
Couldn't give a fuck mate. Twats like you with no sense of perspective, no sense of humour, and no life outside the internet just make me laugh 😜🤪
Get a ife for christsake. It's an account for humour, not angry pedants.
You probably don't travel enough (see, I can be subtly patronising too) 🤔
I don't recall mentioning Europe the USA or bidets, and I travel plenty thank you, probably too much. Now that you mention it though I go to Spain a couple of times a year and bidets are commonplace. Maybe you only travel to places where there are filthy bastards.
You do realise this is Anon...opinion?
8am is your cut-off time?
Same campaign as those fuckwits protesting outside hotels and painting the cross on mini-roundabouts. Morons.
The future has been here for decades, just not in the UK.
Or maybe you only look when it's a young girl.....nonce
Don't Friends Suck. There's probably a sale on.
Well, you're a bit.....weird as fuck
I assume you're here because you've wanked yourself stupid all day and have no energy for more self-pleasuring.
Fucking weirdo, making I requested and unnecessary decisions for someone else. I hope she dumped you when she realised you were a controlling freak.
I don't understand any of this. Why would small nuts be a showstopper?
Agreed. I can now read the lips of many of my gym companions
Shower cubicle nonce
n turn if you want to...
Sobriety isn't al it's cracked up to be. Unless you were an alcoholic, just have a beer if it makes you happy.
Emm, they're mostly low alcohol, low-taste shit. Try some real ale.
So, don't communicate? You're single, aren't you...
So you were a bad parent, and now you don't have to parent so much, you think you're better?
Please let me know where you work. I need to apply.
80s punk band
Wiggle