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Haus of Decline @hausofdecline.bsky.social

Nothing will shatter an artist's confidence in their basic knowledge of anatomy more than attempting to shave the back of their knees.

aug 2, 2025, 6:59 pm • 1,451 81

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Panic Volkushka @panicvolkushka.bsky.social

One of THE most excruciating spots to nick with the razor, too

aug 2, 2025, 7:37 pm • 0 0 • view
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Lar deSouza @lartist.bsky.social

That seems to be entering the realm of models and body builders. How it relates to an artist seems like you're being awfully hard on yourself ;)

aug 2, 2025, 7:01 pm • 5 0 • view
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Astral🔞 @astralhaze.bsky.social

all i know is i can't shave that shit without slicing my skin

aug 3, 2025, 5:11 am • 0 0 • view
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Patio Yeller @patioyeller.bsky.social

there's a lot goin' on back there

aug 2, 2025, 7:01 pm • 3 0 • view
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Seraphim @solairevibes.bsky.social

I hear back of your knee but I will say back of your chin line also is demonic

aug 3, 2025, 4:04 am • 2 0 • view
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Pillopyle @pillopyle.bsky.social

REAL. i literally just got out of the shower and that shit was insane

aug 3, 2025, 6:07 pm • 0 0 • view
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Lina @contessaadelin.bsky.social

😂🤣😂

aug 3, 2025, 4:54 am • 0 0 • view
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actualwolf.bsky.social @actualwolf.bsky.social

Okay but one time I went to a figure drawing session with a contortionist model. The better you are with anatomy, the more you screw up the figure 💀

aug 2, 2025, 8:42 pm • 0 0 • view
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Berserker Piglet @berserkerpiglet.bsky.social

Just Liefield it and make sure to always have your knees at all times behind some continently positioned rocks or mist

aug 2, 2025, 7:20 pm • 0 0 • view
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Mewnie @mewnie.bsky.social

Having just shaved my legs last night what in the holy fuck is going on back there

aug 2, 2025, 8:17 pm • 0 0 • view
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adri @axollyon.com

wait what this was posted literally the exact moment after i finished shaving mine. app's haunted i think

aug 2, 2025, 7:02 pm • 8 0 • view
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Raggedy Anne @belleofthebog.bsky.social

The back of my knees is none of my business

aug 2, 2025, 7:22 pm • 3 0 • view
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R-L-Z @r-l-z.bsky.social

You made me realize that the back of my knees are a bit hairy. If you asked me I would have said they weren't. Wild.

aug 2, 2025, 7:14 pm • 1 0 • view
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awe_rora (ضياء)🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️💻🎸🎻📸 @awerora.bsky.social

Or the babies embedded in the front of their knees after a shaving effort tbh

aug 3, 2025, 3:39 am • 0 0 • view
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Haus of Decline @hausofdecline.bsky.social

There is an eldritch geometry to knee backs. Curves that may lead one to pure madness

aug 2, 2025, 7:00 pm • 667 20 • view
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✨🌝 V 🌚✨ @krolyk.bsky.social

And some people wanna fuck them. Makes you think.

aug 2, 2025, 9:23 pm • 1 0 • view
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PS I Love You @ps-i-love-you.bsky.social

Shub-knee-gurath

aug 2, 2025, 9:04 pm • 3 0 • view
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🌾🍇Leo Mars🍇🌾 @satyr-maenad.bsky.social

hellbows

aug 3, 2025, 12:45 am • 0 0 • view
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Agent Rosenflower @baalhammon.fr

Knees are probably the most fucked up articulation in the body.

aug 2, 2025, 7:04 pm • 0 0 • view
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hammancheez @hammancheez.bsky.social

Its not for nothing they say knee curl backs suck

aug 2, 2025, 7:03 pm • 0 0 • view
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sarah margaret @sarahmargs.bsky.social

Best not to know what goes on back there

aug 2, 2025, 7:01 pm • 27 0 • view
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Ozzelot #RatVerified 🐀 @ozzelot.bsky.social

I've got the illuminati in my knees!

aug 2, 2025, 7:03 pm • 6 0 • view
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Pretzelcoatl @slinkingflorist.bsky.social

illuminatknees

aug 2, 2025, 7:21 pm • 9 0 • view
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Allie @obsidiandisorder.bsky.social

Also: Why are the backs of my knees the hairiest parts of my body? Why does it sprout back faster there than anywhere else? Like, I can be done shaving then five minutes later, boom, it's like a forest again.

aug 2, 2025, 7:10 pm • 2 0 • view
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✨️The🌟Magic🌟Folf✨️ @themagicfolf.bsky.social

Every time i shave the back side of my knees, I end up making a blood sacrifice to the shower drain

aug 4, 2025, 2:32 pm • 0 0 • view
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extended masturbation techniques @cruciverbalizm.bsky.social

Ay girl, are you the back of a knee, because your curves may lead me to pure madness

aug 2, 2025, 8:52 pm • 1 0 • view
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Gritmonger 🔵 @gritmonger.bsky.social

Nature: Muscles attach to bones! Simple! *body has a joint* Nature: So... the... attach... um Nature: ... Nature: Fuck it (puts in delicate ACL)

aug 2, 2025, 7:15 pm • 4 0 • view
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🏳️‍⚧️ Miss Moos Alot 🏳️‍⚧️ @annabellemoos.bsky.social

And here I was thinking you were talking about the mysterious pocket dimension behind the knee. The one filled with hair that you'll sometimes dip into while shaving the back of the knee. A razor covered in hair and one very bwildered look trying to figure out where all the extra hair came from.

aug 2, 2025, 7:36 pm • 6 0 • view
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SEO Speedwagon @marksmanshrimp.bsky.social

"One sailor was swallowed up by the back of a knee, which was an acute angle, but behaved as if it were obtuse"

aug 2, 2025, 10:23 pm • 0 0 • view
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Coyote draw coyote🔞🏳️‍⚧️ @ipunchdogs4free.bsky.social

finally someone says it!

aug 2, 2025, 11:22 pm • 1 0 • view
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Dedekind Slut @chasmat.bsky.social

Sooo, I’m pretty sure the back of the knee is locally a saddle surface, meaning that it literally has a non-Euclidean geometry. This has more to do with Lovecraft being kind of an overwrought ninny on certain subjects (ahem) as opposed to cosmic horror though

A comparison of the curvature and parallel postulates in Euclidean and non-Euclidean (non-zero curvature) geometries
aug 3, 2025, 2:23 am • 4 0 • view
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Michael Higgins @bairdduvessa.bsky.social

wait, what?

aug 3, 2025, 3:00 am • 0 0 • view
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メランコリニスタンドアップ!シスター @princeennui.bsky.social

i always have trouble with the back of my thighs no matter how i twist them and my head i always miss something

aug 3, 2025, 12:53 am • 2 0 • view
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carlosamammal.bsky.social @carlosamammal.bsky.social

Spoken by someone who has obviously never shaved the front of an artist's knees. A dilettante of the lowest order!

aug 3, 2025, 9:16 am • 0 0 • view
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Alyssa "Covered in Rats" Read 🐀🎨🐀 @missalyssaread.bsky.social

I didn't realize just how hypermobile I was until I told people my method for shaving there. Apparently not everyone can lift their knees to practically their ears in the bathtub. My joint doctor CRINGED when I told her that, lol.

aug 2, 2025, 8:08 pm • 13 0 • view
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Doctor Cucumber @possumdementhe.bsky.social

I got yelled at by an art teacher for drawing my legs "wrong" when my knees bend backwards and my feet are flat as fuck.

aug 2, 2025, 10:13 pm • 8 0 • view
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Alyssa "Covered in Rats" Read 🐀🎨🐀 @missalyssaread.bsky.social

Oh my god this gets me on the regular, because I can bend my shoulders in apparently unnatural ways, which means I draw arms at angles that shouldn't be normal, lol.

aug 3, 2025, 12:25 am • 3 0 • view
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DJ WEED PIZZA @djweedpizza.gobirds.online

Nair, but just for kneebacks

aug 2, 2025, 7:31 pm • 2 0 • view
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F-lix Forres+er @felixforrester.bsky.social

YOU'RE LYING KNEES DON'T HAVE BACKS I'VE NEVER HAD TO DRAW ONE SO THEY DON'T EXIST

aug 2, 2025, 8:18 pm • 0 0 • view
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Doctor Cucumber @possumdementhe.bsky.social

That one tendon towards the inside...

aug 2, 2025, 10:12 pm • 1 0 • view
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Gerard MacDonell @gmacdonell.bsky.social

I had never considered this

aug 2, 2025, 8:55 pm • 2 0 • view
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Rachel Velasco @rachelvelascoart.bsky.social

What happens at the back of my knee is none of my business

aug 3, 2025, 3:16 am • 1 0 • view
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Van Lilith Bush @vanlilithbush.bsky.social

Nair baby 🩷

aug 2, 2025, 10:20 pm • 0 0 • view
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JanetB MAintelligentA @janetb49.bsky.social

Since there is nothing needing to be shaved there, on human males or females.

aug 3, 2025, 3:08 am • 0 0 • view
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ConradTM @conradtm.bsky.social

Draw everyone with 2 knee braces and eventually it'll catch on as a real-world style, thus potentially solving both problems at once.

aug 2, 2025, 7:12 pm • 4 0 • view