Loving the judgment JLH has for Gen Z. Not the gays at the town hall… So Billy Campbell is the bad guy? Ohhhh Freddie is here! If no one knew about 97, that means the killer could only be Billy Campbell, JLH or Freddie? Billy wants tourists - no JLH is a trauma prof - maybe my bet is Freddie
Lmaooo they really think their main cast is special doing that Avengers shot in the restaurant. Ohhhh they’re divorced - and it’s bitter The Bahamas joke is pretty funny Freddie’s like in a different movie The fake acting is as bad as her real acting
They really are putting SMG’s photo in here every 10 mins The ditzy girl is the only one so far to have actually good ideas about the gravesite How did the killer know they were at the cemetery So Derrika or whatever is really gonna wait alone with a killer on the loose?
Why are the Kroger Queen decorations stored in a shed at the cemetery? Keep tackling him dumbass! OMFG At least he saved Delia, she’s the only character I kind of like. Seeing Freddie is worse than a killer? It’s definitely either Freddie or JLH… but that doesn’t quite make sense.
Wait WAIT W A I T… there’s still an hour left in this movie?!?! Ugh So the non-lesbian lesbian works for Freddie and he feels bad for her? His name is Milo?! That’s a dog’s name. “Choke me! Punish me!” Time and place, girl…
The pastor is no Anne Heche. The steam room scene is… very gay The cops kidnapped the girls? Wait, but why does Stevie “deserve” to live? Freddie’s motive? They’re finally killing Not Ryan Philippe, thank God? Why haven’t these dumb girls broken out of this glass room yet? SMGGGGG!!!
Okay, Sarah showed up and smoked everyone in this whole movie… sorry JLH I had no idea she liked Milo that much. You should have stuck with the car, why the boat? Wait, the pastor died?! Who’s driving the boat?! Wait wait wait, STEVIE?! That makes ZERO sense
I’m soooo confused. So it was Freddie? How did JLH figure that out from a phone call and the About Me page on Freddie’s website?! Wow, this is confoundingly stupid.
Then this makes several scenes with Stevie and Freddie not make sense. Why would they have that private “I have to tell you something” scene if they were already partners? Her wig finally looks somewhat better. “No stars” - yeah, that’s my assessment, too. It’s STILL going.
BRANDY?! Watch, she’ll be the killer in the next movie… Wait, so they’re dropping the obnoxious new girls completely to focus on Brandy and JLH? That should’ve been this movie from the beginning.
