anyone been able to ID the neck chain bling ?
He looks like the Quaker Oats guy or the cousin of Phantasm's tall man from the sticks. Who dresses these people? Why are their bodies so odd??? Marisa, get us the facts sweetie, please! 🙏
What in the chicken-fried fork is this?!?
He looks like an Amish bookie
WELL... I SEE WHY HE WAS LATE. BEEN BUSY KNOCKIN' BACK THE BEER.
Henchmen coded. All porkpie hats and Panama hats are for evil minions
Interesting attire for somebody trying to relate to the locals.....
He might have been on a Harrison Ford kick when choosing his headwear.
I'm sorry, but while Belloq was certainly unscrupulous and cozy with fascists, this dude has never looked that dapper for a moment in his misbegotten life.
It’s almost impossible to say who’s worse at this, FEMA acting director, David Richardson or #Florida governor Ron DeSantis ?
There is a story here and I can’t wait to hear it
Don't mess with MESS-XAS.
Buttons about to pop. Get the next size up.
Planning a barn raising?
Apple Shaped AND Pear Shaped AND rangy… guy is a feckin’ unicorn.
And boots. 🙄 These guys really need to quit. It's like Musk visiting the border wearing a cowboy hat backwards. And apparently no one told him.
The hat sorta gives plantation overseer, huh? 😨😨
He’s like a member of the Bizarro Village People. Maybe “The Villages People?”
I guess he stands like that all the time All of them stand weird except Rubio
Give him time, he already looks like he aged 20 years in the past 6 months
The problem with Republican flunky culture is you have underlings who will say "Yes, sir, that hat does look rootin'-tootin'" and there you are looking like this in public
please, sir, at least one more button
If he buttoned one more button, you might not see his dog tags.
He's trying to be all butched up but... my dude, that hat
How does he manage to just LOOK stupid?
He looks like shit
Did he buy a pair of cowboy boots just for this trip?
Been at least six years since the last time that man wore jeans
MARTHA! BRING OUT MY DENIM! I'M GOING TO TAY-HAUS!
Taking time out from running his steamboat casino.
What a wanker
He even rolled up his sleeves & wore expensive cowboy boots. He must mean business. 😂
Ew. Just ew.
This is the guy who never heard of "Hurricane Season," right? 🤦♀️
At 2:19 mark… he strides toward the scene… in the wrong direction. FFS
When you need a disaster-relief agency that’s run by a suitcase pimp.
Those buttons are earning their money.
Safety glasses
Trying to fit in 😂 Texans don’t wear skinny jeans or whatever that is on his head 🤣 Did he show up in a cyber truck 🤣
Oh. Oh my. There’s a lot to process here. I am not at all familiar with whatever it is he is.
What's wrong with this guy's face? Can it not make a normal expression or what?
I’m wondering why he can’t button his shirt properly. Those people have been through enough. They don’t need to see his gross 1970s Burt Reynolds cosplaying.
If he looked like Burt Reynolds I'd allow it but alas
Dear god what is this outfit….. he is giving aging gay on vacation….. That style of hat does not go with a pair of inexplicable cowboy boots……. He’s from Michigan. Did it take him a week to get down there cause he was waiting for his boots to get delivered.
Recovery should involve a barn, English...
Paging @dieworkwear.bsky.social — What is appropriate attire for showing up a week late for disaster relief?
This is the hat you should be wearing. www.globalindustrial.com/p/western-ou...
Texas understander here. A cowboy hat would have been fine. This is…not that
He looks as stupid as he sounds.
Amish farmer loses his horse-n-buggy???
It’s a stanzo, they’re nice
I bet he has dice in his pocket too.
So it took him a week to put together that outfit?!
Why does every one of these fucking people look so ridiculous?
Those are as rolled up as sleeves can get
Trying to play cowboy but didn't quite get the look right
Amish farmer hat
What’s with his stance? The group photo in N’awlins the other day. Now this pic. Weird.
Mennonite Cowboy
Is this some guy at a country bar. Bunch of slobs
@dieworkwear.bsky.social please help
He is not even up to doing a heckuva job.
He seems badly proportioned
That’s a plantation hat.
Oh my lord, no. I was all set to post a snarky gif or cutesy comment but now I’m dead because that hat has killed me. As always, you can tell their staffers hate them because they let them walk out like this.
But! He’s alive at least? I thought he didn’t exist, like some sort of imaginary Canadian girlfriend or something. 😬
This is undoubtedly my new favorite administration character
what is this fuckin Music Man bullshit
Right here in River City…err Kerrville!
It’s giving dereliction of duty, but like in a fun way
😂😂
🤭
The shirt is absolutely from J Crew.
I didn't know J Crew made little kids sized clothes.
He looks like the divorced dad at the summer school fundraiser.
Well I guess I throwing that shirt away now...
It’s like he ride a horse in and now stands like he’s saddle sore
The rolled up sleeves are a nice touch.
Obviously a man of the people 🤮
#frowzy If Elvis and the dude from the Quaker Oats box had a love child it would look like the acting FEMA director.
His style choices! The outfit gives off “cattle rancher meets Abercrombie and Fitch” vibes.
But the boots!!
I believe in TX that is called “all hat no cattle “
Heckuva job, Bitchie ..
Proof of life
How do they consistently find all of these fucking vampires
Everything's crumbling around us, but at least that guy has a jaunty hat
Muttering: what tha hell?!
Safari flaps
He probably took the hat off because he’s not supposed to get grease on it
To be fair, the guy at the store told him that he’s the only guy he’s seen pull it off.
I'm really hoping that your comment has the same double entendre in the US as in the UK!
If it alludes to wanking, no.
That's a shame. It's not that much of a stretch from 'jerk off'.
This American got the allusion. You pulled it off, for sure. (sorry, not sorry)
not really 😮💨
So sad. So so so so so so sad.
😂😂😂😂
These people have no one in their lives who will tell them (or care to tell them) how ridiculous they look.
He is drunk
WHAT ARE THOSE
I think the lifted "cowboy" boots no one who's actually ridden a horse would ever wear have become standard issue for MAGA guys who claim to be six feet but are really 5'9". The fragility of these tasteless dipshits would be really funny if they weren't destroying everything.
He looks like a chump.
oh my gawd. NO ONE (except a few artists) wears hats like that in the rural Hill Country!
So at least we know he doesn’t have Prime and had to wait longer for his costume to arrive.
Plantation chic.
What’s with that shirt? He looks like an extra from a backwoods bayou knockoff of boogie nights
Oh my 👀
what a douche
What kind of Mennonite cosplay garbage is that?
Amish-ish.
Honestly Elon's backwards-cowboy-hat look would have been better than this. All he's missing is a banjo and a seersucker jacket
I can only see a hat crying desperately for help.
Spent a little time in South America I guess. Restocking his marching powder?
Disaster victims should not have to see that chest. Button up your shirt!
His sleeves are rolled up so he must be working hard
And a really weird potbelly.
palumboism - aka steroid gut elon, thiel, rogan, all the rw asshats have it, it’s the maga guy counterpart to mar-a-lago face
Telltale sign of alcoholism, imho
looks like he spent the day in some skeezy florida keys bar
Probably has major herp
JFC
These republicans really know how to roll up their sleeves and get serious about a photo op.
And all this time I only thought you could wear a beret jauntily. It’s why I follow you. Learn something new every day.
bsky.app/profile/john...
dude looks like an Indiana Jones villain who accidentally laundered his white suit with the colors and it shrank
Is that an Overseer's hat?
😱 yikes
Why are all Trumpers stuck in the distant past when it comes to clothing?
This looks exactly like a Texas hat and nothing like a barber shop quarter hat. Problem solved
Max Cady if he never went to jail.
A casanova. Female Walmart version of that cheap wig photo op woman from South Dakota.
This entire administration looks like the cast of an evil Dukes of Hazzard.
And as I've been saying since I left there, the new IRS commish is most definitely evil Boss Hogg!
Patel and Bongino are totally Evil Roscoe and Evil Enos. Haven’t yet worked out whether there’s an Evil Cletus.
Did he roll a gondolier for that hat?
He has obviously never been to Texas in July
finally coming off his bender or what
Looks like a Teamster delegate from Piscataway who screamed at me to 'Move your f*cking truck!'
he is not dressed for that heat
he looks like he’s gonna force out the mom & pop shop to open a new poison factory
kinda looks like a bitch
This outfit, for this purpose, is insane.
Cowpoke boots.. check Tight jeans...check Snug shirt to better show beer belly...check PANAMA HAT... WHUUT? 1st degree fashion crime.
Dress for the job you have know idea you're supposed to be doing
It’s Thursten Howell!
😂 where’s Lovey?
That guy is a co-owner of a bar in our county seat (he looks nearly identical).
We got dog tags?
I’m sure it’s one of those Ephesians 6 “full armor of gd” tags.
He was waiting for his cowboy boots to be delivered from Amazon.
At least they're not shiny white shrimp boots?
The real Amazon from endangerd animal skins.
He looks like an old school gangster
Reporting like this is part of why I *had* to subscribe to The Handbasket - I’ve seen the Jaunty Hat Report nowhere else ☺️
Just waking up on the west coast and briefly thought it was a Canadian tuxedo
Did he come straight from the croquet game in the Hamptons?
Spiffy
Fucking weirdo.
Clarence?
Ah, yes. Imagine a guy who runs FEMA but is unaware the US has a hurricane season: FEMA staff baffled after head said he was unaware of US hurricane season, sources say | Reuters share.google/LFB9BVbp7bno...
Omg 😂
i dislike him as much as anyone, but wearing a sunhat seems fine
A fop in his finery
Murikey! 🤠🥳
Does he think his job is peacocking?
Wtf. All of them are giant weird losers
at least he kept his chest hair exposure to a minimum
'ol Caligula Ron as the troops called him
Now those are rolled-up sleeves.
Holy shit.
😆🤣😂 the fucking sleeves!
Another Trump official who Stands Weird, we love to see it
Dude stands like the real owner of those dog tags permanently lodged a boot up his rear end
Too late for him to put his best foot forward
Belly forward.
Don't try to do the Angelina, bro......
Same leg extension as that first Texas pic, this may be his Action Stance
☠️
At another point he tossed the hat and started dancing like Bruce Springsteen in the “Dancing in the Dark” video.
😂🤣🤣🤣😂
He really wore that hat … in Texas?
Beer belly drunkard.
So they just doing a parody of 'im from da gubmint and I'm here to help?" You feel respected and cared for Texas? Cuz this guy just screams compassion when faced with the loss of your everything. Your local officials to cowed to ask him if he's got appropriate clothes like they did to Zelensky?
Trying to appeal to amish Texans? He’d probably milk a bull.
Sorry, not buying it. Zero jaunt.
If you survived a disaster and are desperate for help, this is not what you want to see.
Amish mid-life crisis vibes.
Ugggghhhh. I hate to say it but, as someone from a damn warm climate, I like the hat. Does not work with those clothes *AT ALL* but that'd go damn well with some pale, billowy linen pants and a loose-fitting long-sleeve white linen shirt.
Pretty sure I have this exact hat and you know when you can wear it and this isn't it.
Definitely - this is not a "I am here as a professional" hat - this is a "why, yes, I *will* have another aperol spritz" hat.
The last time I wore it was on a Caribbean beach, wearing oversized trunks. 😂
That works. It also works if you're at the derby knocking back mint julips. I have this hat's *slightly* more professional relation - though, given that I went for the jute hatband, it's still not something I would drag out for the media. ultrafino.com/collections/...
Confirmed, just searched my photos. I definitely wore it there. First one that popped up 😂
niiiiiice. Did it get paired with a white suit, or are you less tacky than I would be under like circumstances?
God no, I'm not a frat boy. Since I'm in photos and desire my anonymity, I'll just say it was a normal low key pin stripe. 😂
Very good choice. I like your style.
I also wore that hat to the Derby now that you mention it 😂
Sleeves are rolled up bc unlike some of you keyboard warriors he's there to work
🤣🤣🤣
This guy's appearance inspires no confidence. Looks like he just left an Amish barn raising.
I don’t like this gritty reboot of Music Man
What, no MAGA cap?
The HGH but I don't work out physique
A little Amish cosplay?
Dude's about to go gambling on a Mississippi riverboat.
And lose a LOT of money.
You know he thought it was cowboy hat, too.
If he walked toward me on the street I'd run to the other side.
And has shopping in the boy's department.
This is the hard-hitting news i need
I wish he'd worn a fez.
The choices that were made to create this look are puzzling to me.
Thank you for using the word "jaunty," it is one of my favorite words.
Ye gods.
Button your effing shirt. This is against out dress code when on a disaster site!
😹
EW...what kind of person is he cosplaying in that outfit?
Hes wearing a Nazi iron cross ring...'natch. It's the key to his chastity belt.
How nice that one of the extras from the movie Barfly is getting some work. He certainly looks like he's been living as hard as Bukowski did.
The villains have been perfectly cast in this season of America's collapse.
Jesus Christ, what an absolute dipshit.
We have better paisanos in South Philly. He wants to show off his dog tags, which every real vet knows is stoopit. And it's clear he doesn't want to be there. Fuck off dude.
Did he walk there from D.C.?
… appeared for his *photo op* …
David arrived in his C4 Corvette after trolling for GILFs at Applebees.
What? No gold chains and a track suit?
Whaaaaaaaa the absolute fuck
Right -😬
I thought that was Johnny Rotten.
I guess it took him a week to decide on his costume. A porn director from the 1970's. Not sure it's a good look for him.
He’s biting his lip so hard to avoid saying “we don’t fuckin care”
Sir, you missed some buttons. Oh. You meant too. Ok. 🙄
Clear as day he unbuttoned his shirt so everyone could see his dog tags. Also, did he borrow that undershirt from a stripper? Who walks around with a tshirt with a v down to their navel?
The "Best People" = rando drunk tank dude
Is this a casting call for a whiskey-addicted dive bar owner from the 80s?? “Could you repeat the line, ‘I shouldda sold this dump yeahrs agow’ please?”
Did he wrestle a bum for that shirt?
“I like yer dog”
*dawg
To be played by Billy Bob Thornton in the spin-off series.
Looks hungover. Jfc
He never stopped drinking ...
✔️
why is he so wet-cigarette-coded
WTF is that open shirt mob boss who doesn’t shower look? Can’t he at least *look* competent?
Maybe he's an East Coaster who thinks this is how they dress in Texas??
Maybe at the MAGA biker bar just off IH 35 but sweet mother 105+ people died 160 missing 8 days later & he shows up looking like that! Disgraceful lack of respect.
Seriously, that guy is a complete disgrace for the disrespect he's shown the dead and missing people and those mourning them
This guy is fucking weird
was this before or after the darts tournament
@dieworkwear.bsky.social WHAT am I seeing with that shirt on him
Why does he stand a strangely?
Did you see how tight his jeans are?
🤮
Why is he wearing his dog tags?
This guy is not right out of central casting.....
Is cosplay part of the job description in the Trump 2.0 administration?
Yes. It also applies to their idea of "Christianity".
wet james woods
Okay, first of all: ew
Ewwwwwwwwww
Son of Heck of a Job Brownie.
Creepy
he's making that face because he has no clue what any of the information presented to him means. perfect man for the job, obviously
WTF greaseball slob is this ?
Shirt from the Gino Vanelli collection
More male cleavage than I have seen on a Federal official before. Wherever this guy was, doesn’t look like he was chilling.
He thinks it's tough guy Texas cosplay. No idea what he's doing there other than someone higher up yelled at him to make a PR appearance.
He smells funny, I can tell.
Aqua Velva
Is that a dollar bill clipped to his chest hair in the photo on the right?
Looks more like a dog tag to me.
Hee Haw 2025
“Doesn’t he own a suit?!”
or a girdle?
👏👏👏
“Oh yeah I see..” “Sir the map is upside down..” “….fuck” That’s my whole interpretation of his visit
Yea he looks like he knows what to do?🤨
Was he there to fix a boxing match at a local gym?
Everyone dissing his hat needs to understand he was forced to wear this by a judge to repel children and act as a public warning flag after "The Incident"
Horrifyingly inept people. Anyone know where he was?
Obviously he doesn’t realize that Texas is hot in the summer. If he had ever done any field work, he would have dressed appropriately. Instead he looks like an attempt at 80s gigolo.
Hooboy.
The best people.
FEMA had to have an existing data base of emergency responders, heavy equipment operators, food providers and other resources for an emergency. If FEMA says it's the states who manage emergencies, why wasn't this data base passed on? Unless it was already deleted so it couldn't be used.
What in coors light is he wearing?
He has a card which explains his condition. youtu.be/tFADFSI7Z4Q?...
Heckuva job, clownie.
this is the same face my son makes when he gets kicked off of a video gaming for getting too worked up, then yells “IM NOT EVEN GETTING UPSET!”
So he weirdly posed for a few pictures? What did he actually do? I heard they need a few phones answered.....
Is it that seedy brylcreem guy? He must have just shaved off his porn stache.
Gonna be real here, he looks like greasy shit
Uh is Richardson the greasy guy in the too-small shirt who looks like he’s 3 bourbons deep??
Where’d they find this guy??
They dug him out of a strict Christian college. He was previously in the Marine Corps, and was working at DHS when Trump moved him over to FEMA. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/David_R...
I have about 12 questions regarding the shirt.
More likely Vodka hoping no one recognizes he is drinking straight from the bottl. He failed miserably e
Nothing says “I got this, Motherfckers” like standing there, useless, with your hands on your hips.
He looks like me every time I tried to pretend I wasn't drunk.
“If I put my hands on my hips and stand really still, no one will be able to tell I had 3 Bahama Mamas at the Applebees on the way down here”
I'm wondering if he slicked his hair back in an effort to fool us into thinking he was out in the rain during the flooding all along
Or he's just that greasy naturally.
Rain would just roll right off... onto that powder blue shirt he's wearing, so the evidence would be pretty messy!
Okay, second look, it's not quite the color I'd imagined. (But I still want to see the actual mess of it. If that makes sense.)
he hasn’t showered since his 40s
The guy who looks like he's about to spend the next three hours doing Travis Tritt karaoke? Yes.
Gotta be at most a 2nd cousin of Brandon Marsh
My thoughts exactly
Yes
Too-small shirt = twelve pack Keystone gut.
Why is his shirt unbuttoned down to nipple level FFS??
Looks like he just "came to" in a rando motel, grabbed the nearest shirt on the floor and just showed up. Needing another drink.
The look on his face is like, “I can’t believe I’m having to actually act like I’m doing this job.”
Kinda like Bongino - he was shocked he had a "job" where he had to sit in a room and stare at four walls all day long! Like, dude, if you were ACTUALLY working ... you wouldn't be staring at the walls! While listening to your Bud Kash flush the toilet all day!
Fucking bum needs to wear an undershirt.
FEMA director got some lady lumps
Wow. What the hell? Is he just off a bender?
This was my question, as well. Did they catch him at a poker game? Tailgating?
Anyone know where he’s been?
He looks like he just rolled out of bed after a hard night hitting the whisky 😬 Bet he smells of rancid sweat, stale cigarette smoke & booze.
Plus some sort of body spray that he thinks covers it.
I cannot wait for the dieworkwear guy’s scorching takedown
wtf is all of this? why is he giving us his décolletage in this moment? my word.
Bet he's got a big Knights Templar Cross tattooed in there somewhere?
Is he really wearing a shirt showing his chest ?? It’s really creepy
Gotta show those tags from when he was in the Marines decades ago!
Oh look, such a big sweaty guy. Did he walk here, is that what took him a goddamn week?
He definitely has a Grindr profile.
I’m pretty sure glaring at a flood won’t make it go away but I guess it’s worth a try?
Just waitin’ for that big brain to kick in and do its MAGA magic.
In that case- I hope he’s wearing something absorbent
“Nope. Not gonna barf. Not gonna barf. NOT GONNA-“
I was nose deep in some good blow and I had to go to THIS? What kind of job is this?
Isn't it amazing how they all look like the assholes they are? I mean was he getting ready to do a Chippendales reveal of his gray chest hair? Can't you just see him 30 years ago at Epstein's townhouse trying to act cool?
More weird poses!
Looks like a guy annoyed to be dragged of a beach during his vacation.
He looks like a character from a Quentin Tarantino movie
I guess he exhausted himself fastening those lower buttons over that fat gut so gave up on the top buttons?
Why is he dressed like 70s porn director?
Have you guys tried injecting the river with bleach or use some sort of light to find the survivors?
He’s a gem.
He’s got his sleeves rolled up a la Gym Jordan. Must have heard there are vulnerable teens there.
Big tuff guy with his big tuff unbuttoned shirt. 🙄😖
Big tuff man with his big tuff gut. 😬
So butch
Give him some slack(s). At least he didn't show up in a tan suit!
#PedoClubPosterChild
Is this his first time spotted in public since??
Yes.
I wonder if he has any actual power? Seems like Noem has been in charge.
He looks like he’s trying out for a regional production of “Grease.” This is not a compliment
This is the asshole that told fema staff not to get in his way mynbc15.com/news/nation-...
Umm…ewww!
Did he just get out of the shower? Missed a button or two.
Did he run over anyone who got in his way as he promised? bsky.app/profile/mari...
Is Gary Busey running FEMA
Why does every trump appointee look like a drunken slob
This moron shows up at office briefings this way!
They’re all so unbelievably weird. How hard is it to dress professionally? Why are so many buttons undone? Government by every guy you’ve avoided at the bar
Just looking at that picture you can smell the BO, last nights vodka and a dousing of English Leather oozing out of his pores.
Someone needs to tell him that only McConaughey can pull off this look.
WTF is happening here?
?Acting? Administrator. Haven't they filled those positions yet or are they going like last time playing musical chairs so nobody is responsible for anything.
He's acting Administrator because he's not qualified, by statute, to hold the position
Dogtags? Really?
@dieworkwear.bsky.social thoughts?
Did he apologize for still being drunk from the night before?
Oof. He looks like a f*cked up Tim Roth,
The man is very moist, he has a moist scowl so you know he’s doing business
My man was dominating that map with his scowl. Undoubtedly, he is already in complete command of the situation
Or is the Sopranos an open look now?
Someone should tell me as a button missing…
Took him a week to get his delirium tremors under control
“I’m here to ask this court today to send this money back to the Biden administration, which I consider to be the most criminal treasonous communist government ever to hold the White House," said one maga moron in Kerr County Texas. www.texastribune.org/2025/07/10/t...
Did he wear his tags to legitimize himself...in a jaunty hat? Holy shit, I need a strong dose of this unwarranted confidence in my life.
what the fuck is he wearing
Dogtags? He's afraid of dying anonymously somewhere?
He got them in Saigon. From a GI who died in his brothel.
Looks like Him and Hege been out drinking all night.
Ya this clown knows nothing of what he is supposed to do. JFC this clown college of an admin is horrendous.
Is this for real? Why is he cruising a disaster site?
Mob boss vibes.
Ew. Button your damn shirt. 🤮
came here to say that
He is all of us.
The face of America now.
Literally came to post this exact shot. Absolute disgust
He looks like the bad guy in a movie about a dive bar
returning to the scene of the crime?
"The only crime I'm guilty of is being too sexy for this shirt" He needs a big disco medallion like Bruno Gerussi.
And his clothing is kinda tight, which for some horrible reason is the style on the right.
Ooooh. Muy macho!
Isn't that the car Joe Biden was waxing in that Onion story? theonion.com/shirtless-bi...
Oops, wrong color.
still wears his dog tags?
For all its flaws (and they do have flaws), FEMA has a purpose. Get the political hacks out of the way & let the professional Emergency Response managers do their jobs!
He looks annoyed at having to pretend to care.
Is he unclear how buttons work?
Is that Shooter McGavin's caddy?
Where are his buttons?!?!?
Do all these assholes have stock in Brylcreem?
I just assumed he hasn’t showered in a week 🤮
That's also a possibility.
I'm going with that. His hair looks exactly like my grandpa's used to look, and grandpa literally never showered because he swam at the health club pool once a week & "that keeps me clean." (Spoiler alert: It does not.) As soon as I saw these pics, I thought "that man doesn't shower."
🤢 Showing up for work in a tight shirt open to your beer belly is really something too. 😑
The whole look is very divorced dude coming off a bender.
Those shirt buttons are doing a helluva lot of work
So is what's left of his hair!
He needs more GLH-9
While I furiously google GLH-9!!!
OMG! Love this! Perfect solution for his hair! Now, about that shirt ...
Looks like a guy who sobered up enough to put some clothes on and pass himself off as engaged. Guarantee he’s still half in the bag.
Bingo.
💯
He looks like he’s dressed for Date Night at Hooters or something.
He looks like Jerry Lee Lewis going through the DTs
Yes! I really want a twitter style photo only, no-context *who is this man?* i think you nailed it.
what in the 90s Harvey Keitel character is happening here
I snorted.
😆
I wish I'd said that
This is it!
I didn't even think they used the word "louche" anymore but I don't know how else to describe this.
Serge Gainsbourg comes to mind
Getting "I'm too sexy for my shirt" vibes here.
Shooter McHavin trouble ordering off this menu until he sobers up
Skeeze to please
What the hell is up with that open shirt?? Are those dog tags?
Was he wearing that ring you asked about the other day? The pic with his hand on the hips shows a ring or three.
Also: Shooter McGavin has fallen on hard times.
Why the fuck is he dressed like an old chippendale's dancer or an aged male escort.
🎯
He's giving skeezy Temu Gavin Newsom
He dresses like someone who manages a rural nite club but works the day shift
What is that outfit?! He looks like he came from a porn set. He wasn’t the actor.
😭
Eew
There is something so disturbing about this man beyond the obvious that he works for MAGA. There has got to be something sick going on behind closed doors of a man that dresses like that as at a disaster site.
Straight (sic) from Central Casting and butt-bro to Whiskey Pete.
Why is he dressed like that?
He wanted to show off his dogtags so the big dummies can go "OOH RAH HERE COMES A VETERAN"
Veteran of what? I bet he was given or purchased them just like dt was given purple heart as if he himself didn't hadn't claimed he screwed his way through his 5 draft dodging deferments during Vietnam?
He's a Trump appointee so he probably thinks going to Best Buy on Black Friday counts as a combat operation's worth of hardship deserving of a medal rack.
what a fucking slob. what an embarrassment. over 100 people dead and he has the balls to show up like he's going to the county fair.
If you saw him at the county fair you would immediately grab your child's hand so theycouldn't get close to him & if you heard afterwards a child was missing you would call the police to describe him as someone to look into.
Self censoring? I watched the national news last night & now that I think about it I didn't see anything about the acting FEMA director showing up at last in Kerr county which makes me wonder why? Either too sleazy or they were pulled off the story because if how it looked.
While recording Rachel tonight saw she has several videos of our better not to have shown up in his going to a stripper club head of FEMA. Going back to actually watch but she definitely went there including the jaunty hat & helicopter over the area flight. Burn him
WtF is he doing w/ his shirt unbuttoned as if he was going to a FL strip club?? These people are completely not only incompetent but between "the puppy murderer" & her hair extensions looking like some biker hang along & this FEMA guy looking like a mob underboss dt needs to go back to casting. Ugly
Is that a women's shirt? Does he not own anything except a suit and had to borrow these ill-fitting items? No one has ever looked more uncomfortable trying to be "manly casual"
The way I just cackled 😆😆😆😆
More ineptness from this administration: Richardson personally backed out of a telephone meeting he was scheduled to attend in late June with leaders of the nation’s major emergency management associations. They’re trying to destroy every agency. Project 25 yet again. 😔
How can I look interested at something when I am not? Shirt open to show off? Does this man thinks he is serving in a war??
Asshole better not be leaving the FEMA parking lot without massive security detail
Did he come straight from a mid-life crisis disco dance competition? That's some major sweaty greaseball energy he has going on.
Disco Dave has Saturday Night FEMA
He loves the night life, he likes to boogie.
I just heard that in my head. 🎶👍🏼
😆
Hey! Travolta had style! This guys has…ewww
With body language that says, How do I get out of here? And wtf is he wearing?
Let’s see how he works before we tan suit him… but then again if hair furor likes him
finally came down after the cialis overdose
If that's the case, maybe we should thank our lucky stars that he didn't make an appearance sooner. There's only so much trauma humans can endure at one time.
I'm getting Charles Bukowski vibes from his aesthetic. Except the old drunk was a far better human than this sack of shit.
Ugh button your shirt and wear looser jeans you are a US official not a guy in a bar who forgot the steps to a line dance
Just like Ron DeSantis, his staffers must really hate him to allow him to go out in public, dressed like that.
That outfit 💀
He looks like he's recovering from a 10-day bender.
If it looks like a duck...
I'm sorry, how many buttons does he have undone
Should an opportunity arise, he's always prepared to shoot his shot.
“Dammit, why do the lights have to be so bright, shut the f—k up guys, so loud, my head… my head… I think I am going to vomit” Probably should have given him another Bloody Mary to help with his hangover before the press conference.
It would have been better for him if he just stayed away.
Kingpin (1996)
Who do you think you are? I am!
Where have they been hiding him, a Panama City doughnut shop?
He looks so confused in that first pic. What a clown show.
He doesn’t know that rivers flood
What in the fk am I looking at? Ew
He looks like a dad who bought a swing set and said fuck it we don’t need directions while drinking a Coors in 1987.
Man, look at those photos. David Richardson is the Platonic Ideal of a "goober". Just 100% goober.
He has no idea what's going on, does he?
At LEAst hE's nOt wEArIng A tAn sUIt.
wtf button your shirt you nasty goober
Is that him with the chunk chain and the fat gut?
There's a man who looks like he's thinking, "Shit man, why do *I have to* be here!??"
It’s just outside San Antonio, in Kerr County. Why are you describing it like it’s a foreign country. “In the Hudson Highlands region of the remote American province of ‘Nuevo Yorko’, there was a flood.” You’d never write that. Write about Texas like a US state. Like you’d write about New York.
I live in the Texas Hill Country and that's what we call it.
I’m from there and they are, uh, not like us. They’re writing about us like we are from a foreign country.
They're talking about a region in Texas, not a single county.
www.dailyfreeman.com/2025/02/09/m... Mid-Hudson, Catskills get few inches of snow, but another storm looms for midweek, National Weather service says – Daily Freeman
Oh my hod you disagree with me about how white people write about brown places I’m shocked oh noooooooo
“Mom the Europeans are mad again!” “Tell them to go back to Europe.”
What are you talking about?
I’m from a very specific place you’ve mansplained to me and insisted you get to call it however you want and I registered my disapproval and you responded like you did. Mighty European of you to do that.
I'm really confused about why you object to anyone calling Texas Hill Country Texas Hill Country.
Anger and rage, mostly. White people came here and slaughtered everyone they could before starting a literal war to preserve slavery in Texas, which they won. Then they won again in 1848 and stole what’s now known as the Southwest but what in reality is the Northwest of Mexico. Give it back.
Now the Euros can’t even prevent hundreds of preventable deaths from flooding, a basic feature of any good prehistoric government throughout the entire world. And they’re screwing up the recovery too. Euros suck at this. Give it back.
Meanwhile if you could see your happy European asses to giving Texas and the Southwest back to Mexico that would be great. Euros stole it in the 1848 War to Preserve Slavery In Texas (aka the “Mexican-American War”) and Euros should give it back.
Yes, Texans would never refer to it as "Texas Hill Country." www.texastribune.org/2025/07/11/t... Texas Hill Country floods: What we know so far | The Texas Tribune
I’m from here. You are not like us. Write about us like you’d write about Europe and we can all be happy. Write about us like you definitely write about the Global South and you’ll get the horns, buckaroo.
some people just like to yell
I’m from there and I respect you but the people in media who routinely steal from you without crediting you are the exact people are I am going after here. If you aren’t from here, you are not like us and you should report on us like we were a boring part of New York and not Argentina.
i’m writing about you like you’re a part of the united states that needs and deserves help after a tragedy and that our government is failing, i’m very confused
You missed the definite article in the phrase, revealing unfamiliarity with its usage and thus “not from around here,” and I was upset about the situation and got frustrated at out NYC of towners, since it’s a New York City rich guy playing at President who’s at complete fault here. My apologies.
Johnny Halliday ?
These are the grossest guys in the world who think they're all powerful "alphas." It'd be hilarious if it didn't affect so many people's lives.
If someone doesn’t have a health problem. Would you hire a person that came dressed like Dave? Intent for the way he dressed.
What’s the deal with open shirt?!?!
It’s… a look
A very bad one.
Peacocking
Stop to check you out…
I’m pretending that’s a really badass tattoo on his chest and that’s actually nick cage and I’m actually in a dream watching a movie where I’m gonna wake up and things be kinda normal again heh
I worked with a lawyer guy who would unbutton his shirt like three buttons deep in the summer, no undershirt, just letting his chest hair be exposed. I, another dude, was disgusted, so I can only imagine how the women in the office felt (and the building was usually like 73F temp-wise, so not hot).
Government of, for and by the Epstein client list. #pedomaga #epsteinfiles #rapisttrump
Crossed arms, hands on hips, shirt opened down to the 3rd button. This is a man ready to dig a body out of flood waters.
He is gross.
And?
“Wha where the fuck am I?”
Looks fresh off an all nighter
Someone needs to forcibly button his shirt
What’s with the “cleavage” exposure? 😂😂😂