No hurry I can do most tasks with them on. Though wearing the same shirt for all 5 months was problematic😜

I have scissors. And I can sew. It won't take me long to make all your side seams using Velcro. Just think, you could make some extra cash with the Chippendales with all your rip away clothing!

To clarify, they would sewing to bypass the Velcro. In case you thought I didn't know how Velcro works 🙄

I'm sorry. I don't understand what you mean here.

To see the clothing back on so I couldn't Velcro it off. Or maybe they'd just want to poke me with a multitude of sewing needles 🪡

Yes, brides to be, complain at every fitting that they are punctured. I can see that might be terrifying. But I think you see yourself short. Have you ever seen the British movie, The Full Monte?

I would be more like the 3/4 Monty, or rather a much briefer show. Except I don't wear briefs.😝

You would definitely need to carry a money bag then!!!

Yeah all the pennies I would get would be freaking heavy, and I could only fit 2 of them in my loafer. Tho that might be all I would get anyway if the audience wasn't a bunch of visually impaired folks 🥸

The prob is when the audience rushes the stage to start sewing your clothes back on to you! And I'm like, no need, I know how to sew!

That would be one thoughtful audience. Though I think they would be more likely trying to grab your clothing for souvenirs.

Yes people do like to take souvenirs from comedy shows. Hence Carrot Top and Gallagher. At one point I had hair somewhat like the former but definitely not his body. Mine is probably now like the latter's, unfortunately 🍉