If you haven’t already done it, go take the test. See what an awesome flex it is for Chump. Seriously, he’s bragging about THAT.

Did #GavinNewsom get extra points like Trump?

,#EpsteinTrumpFiles

You’re amazing sir 🥲

The Doctors had tears in their eyes when they all said it.

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Minister denzil Carnegie shows up FIRST on your followers And the name comes up on 9 out of 10 people, on my thread It looks like someone is tagging us. His site now reads as spam on bluesky

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Gavin Newsom is a very stable genius it appears.

Go, Gov. Gavin!

He aced that test the likes of which have never been seen before!

He also wants to round up the homeless just like emperor tangerine tits

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Still killing it! Congratulations Gavin!

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This 🤡 has an ego like no other- severely damaged & desperate beyond any! His father really did a number on him and his outta control emotions are insane! www.msn.com/en-us/news/p...

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not the point but how am I a Montreal depressive unaware of this term? Lol thank u meme culture

I am astonished Trump managed to stay coherent long enough to pass the assessment. I would like to see if he could do it again.

FACE VELVET CHURCH DAISY RED I've given the test multiple times. Those are the ONLY words to be used as they don't relate to each other in any way. The words would NEVER be man woman person camera tv Being related to the other words? Not allowed in the test.

Well he's definitely going to be my choice to lead until Dems put forth a better candidate. I've heard opposition to his candidacy, even here in the comments. I also like Jaz Crockett but know she is young and rough around the edges still. Newsom has it all. He'll shred Trump in a debate.

Crocket is not Presidential material. Perfect for congress Newsom would own every global gathering he walked into and he appeals to liberal + light gop, alike, which "progressives" need to understand is what can bring the country together

She may eventually be?

Trump won’t be around. But Newsom will shred Vance, too.

I would also add Wals and Pritzker to the short list

For sure!

Hi there How are you doing Trust you good?

Hey there! Yeah! I'm having a good weekend so far. Rough start to the day but starting to relax now. How are you?

Can you add me up maybe we might have few conversations if you don’t mind ?

Done!

Alright

I’m good and you ?

Taught as much ✅

LOL

He and his team know how to work that idiot😆

@governor.ca.gov is a genius & a supreme example of a human specimen on the planet. There is no one else on earth as brilliant, strong, & handsome. It is my great hope that he is nominated & wins the Nobel Peace Prize for ending 20 wars. He is our savior!

Fuckin GREAT 💙

www.theguardian.com/us-news/2025...

T0p of the list Maga

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Meanwhile, JD is struggling with his.

bsky.app/profile/judy...

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Hilarious

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That’s pretty funny

😝 BUUAHAHAHA 😝🤣🤣🤣

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He's still a blue fascist. He doesn't want to helo everyone which should include minorities. Black and trans people...?

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Go Gavin!! 😁🇺🇸

A big beautiful test 😉

This sucks and you suck

Keep it up. I need a laugh.

LOL jealous

I would not date a 19 year old.

I love that he is spending so much time in MAGAs head!

Oh Gavin bsky.app/profile/5nar...

He can be my Daddy anytime.

I would vote for him just for the chuckles.

This was the best one yet, I can’t stop laughing!!!

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Is this supposed to be humorous? I've been avoiding political drama. It's unhealthy.

Avoidance is unhealthy

So few do!

We are so proud of our Governor Newsom 👏👏👏👏 ✊💙✊💙✊💙✊💙✊💙✊💙✊💙✊💙💪💪💪

LMAO. Great job Gavin

😂

bsky.app/profile/tizz...

That's a mash-up face of Trump & Musk, surely.

This man finally cracked the code, when it comes to bullies you fight fire with fire, not kindness. No use dying on your knees, Newsom is the next POTUS!

Taught as much

A very stable genius. 🗽🇪🇺🇺🇦🌻

IT IS TIME FOR ANOTHER PROTEST! Summer is over so no excuses. The first NO KINGS protest was CRAZY SUCCESSFUL, so let's keep the Democratic momentum going! If anyone is organizing please share info/links with everyone. We need to do our part, our Govs and Mayors need our help. Please share/repost

Does tomorrow work for you? www.usatoday.com/story/news/p...

#MakeAmericaGavinAgain

And all the doctors were amazed. They had never seen anyone in the history of the world do as well as Gavin Newsom did and they were saying, “this guy is the most intelligent (and handsome) person not only in America but in the world! Make America Gavin Again.

We shot Nazis in the face during WWII, and hanged them at Nuremberg. Trading red hats for swastikas. MAGA is a Nazi movement. Traitor tRUmp is the top Nazi. Proud Boi type ICE agents, with no judicial warrants (ICE warrants don't count, only judicial warrants), quit now, while there's still time.

#GavinNewsom

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I had to zoom in I was hoping it was "Noble"

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It would be great to have a hot president again, physically and mentally

🤭

Oh god. Please don't say that. Fantasy is how we ended up with Trump.

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😁

And, he’s hot.

Ask the two Obama appointed judges why they continue to block the release of the “Epstein files”. If those files are so damaging to Trump, why didn’t the Democrats release them during the 2016 campaign, during Trump’s first term, or during the 2024 campaign?

I still wish he ran in 2016. I still think Americans are morons for allowing the GOP to get away with so much obvious obstruction and lies, making trump possible. I will never take America seriously because of the trump years. Sad AF

I’m waiting for the Gavin gives BDE, and trump well, Stormys pinky w/a mushroom cap!

Donald probably doesn’t remember the reference at this point.

I got the last part myself.

Newsom is so handsome! The most handsome Governor in USA! Also he figured out how to type all caps and he does it better than low energy stinking trump!

Therefore we will all vote for him! For fucks sake…no more MAGA.. and anyone other than a stupid, yielding Republican!

I will never, ever, vote for that transphobic homeless hating psychopath

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🔥🔥💙💙💙💙💙💙🔥🔥.

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The doctors were amazed, nobody has ever done the test better! They are still talking about how great he did. 😂

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Epic Fail:

“They say: 'That's amazing. How did you do that?' “I do it because I have, like, a good memory, because I'm cognitively there.” #TrumpPortraitPageant en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Frontot...

When the dealer dies, the junkies don’t get clean. They simply find another connection. The industry Epstein dominated did not go away, it just learned to keep a lower profile. Trump is protecting this industry even more than his own skin. Follow the money! The transactions are there.

I cried, this is beyond perfect.

I absolutely love this man. 🤣😂🤣

Oh my, that is sublime. 🤣🤣🤣🤣👏👏👏👏

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Fuck Newscum!

A stable genius 😉

Maga losing their minds about this is such a palate cleanser.

Funny

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Hilarious!

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😂 Love it!

Not to be outdone by Trump, Gavin released waters at the north pole to put out Canadian wildfires and used his magic sharpie to guide them south

I just knew he was a genius!!! Thanks for confirming!

I can't get enough of it!

Love it.

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I swear, if he gets any smarter it will probably give him a headache!

They always make me name 20 or more animals in a set amount of time.

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Make the CALLS demand Transparency on the Epstein Files!

So much easier on my eyes.

Newsom looks very pleased with himself, don't know if that's a good sign. Why not look at an able woman for president.

We literally did the last two times; now we have Baby Hitler.

😂🤣😂😅

Good for Newsom, once again showing he is way smarter than the anti-American crook in the White House, who is also a diabolic enemy of we the people.

Gavin is a genius!!

The best yet!

Supporting my erasure and oppression while spreading irrational nonsense about us is kind of a deal breaker. I wish I had a politician to support but right now all of my options are ghouls. I also really wish I was able to live in a safer country.

How did he erase you?

His veto of trans protections bills and publically aligning himself with Charlie Kirk in the kinds of disinformation that is being used to legislate us out of existence such as citing trans Healthcare "butchery" and false claims about youths in sports, citing the widely discredited Cass Review, etc.

How much safer can we be??? We have more guns than people!!! You shouldn’t complain so much ( saying this tongue in cheek)

He passed it bigly.

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Newsom 2026; 2028

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Thatchers speech to Congress is full of arguments and advice that US politicians should heed Lesson on how to handle Putin by PM thatcher youtube.com/shorts/Gx93v...

"The war of 1939 was not caused by an arms race. It sprang from a tyrant's belief that other countries lacked the means and the will to resist him. Remember Bismarck 's phrase: “Do I want war? Of course not! I want victory!” But did Price Otto ever say this? I'm not finding it.

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😃😂🤣😅🤣😂😆😁

Next stop - Nobel Peace Prize. 😁 🎖️

Trump would have a heart attack if this actually happened 😂

Se Gavin pulisce quel nido di calabroni di pedofilia, spionaggio e frode noto come la Casa Bianca di Trump, Newsom meriterà sicuramente il premio Nobel per la pace e altro ancora.

He looks so baked in that pic!! lol🤣

Trump will never admit it but among his other mental disabilities, he suffers from Ridiculously Handsome Male Syndrome, first diagnosed when Barak Obama was president. He has yet to ask for Gov. Newsom to produce his birth certificate but no matter. He will. Just wait for it.

Let's enjoy his schtick, laugh and egg him on. He's driving Trump and the MAGATS wild. When 2028 rolls around we can get behind someone with more compassion for Palestinians, the homeless and trans. Meanwhile, go Gavin!

This why it’s so important that trans people who are calling out for help that we show up. @blacktranstexas.bsky.social was attacked because of this and needs a wheelchair but can’t afford it. Help them share their story.

I’m behind whoever fights Trump the hardest. I wouldn’t let Newsom step up and later give my vote to someone else.

Hard to say who is fighting him the hardest. Crockett is a heavy hitter, though perhaps not presidential yet. Pritzker? Anyway, politics is more strategy than ethics and loyalty

OMG. Hilarious!

I'm sorry, but he looks evil to me. He seems evil to me.

We don't care

What an interesting statement from you. I feel very hopeful for my country now.

That's pretty dumb of you considering what's happening

Wow! Sounds like he ACED it! Got me, a big man, strong man, tough man, sitting here with tears in my eyes just wishing I could tell him "Sir! Thank you Sir!"

He ACED it.

This is a serious time of great peril. And I do love this!!!!

Hollering

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He may have a higher IQ than all other presidents combined!

America needs more Mr. Newsom 🙌🏾🙌🏾🙌🏾🙌🏾

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Gavin newsom is soooo hot soooo good looking great hair all his own no glue no false extensions no comb overs just a handsome strong tough guy president newsom sounds great and definitely not named in the trump/epstein files.es

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Genius.

Did the check clear?

😀

He is so sleazy

😂

Strong man. Good hair. He get so much pussy.

Our next president.

Nice distraction from the BIGGEST crook in ANY political office currently! He forgot to tell his brain dead followers, that it was Obama appointed judge that BLOCKED the release of the Epstein files! Weird huh?

Also, MS has the highest poverty rate, HI has the highest homeless rate, & federally controlled DC has the highest unemployment rate. You'll believe anything someone puts in a meme. Idiot. CA has the 4th largest economy in the world & sends enough $$ to DC to keep your red states out of bankruptcy.

Hello fucking moron. The judge blocked releasing the grand jury testimony. Court documents. That was a distraction and you fell for it, dumb fuck. The prosecutor has full control of their investigative files and can choose to release them any time. Quick fucking parroting this BS you fucking tool.

Let's go, President Newson 💙

Amazing! Keep up the good works!

I hope Gov. Newsom does not let up with needling T. Bec. T can’t take ANY kind of criticism. At all. It’s his Achilles heel. He pays more attention to that than to doing his job as POTUS. Bec. it’s all about him. Who needs that in a leader?

I HAVE TEARS IN MY EYES. THIS WILL BE THE NEXT AND BEST PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES. HE IS THE BEST GOVERNOR, EVER. GOD BLESS YOU GCN, AND GOD BLESS AMERICA.

This dude is an opportunistic grifter. No thanks

You describe lying rapist pedophile kankles mctaco tits to a tea

OOOOOOOOOOI LIKE BBBIIIGGGG BBBAAALLLSSSS AND I CAN NOT LLIIEEEE

I was an Occupational Therapy Assistant, tested at least one person a week. There are no substitutes for the 5 words and they're unrelated to the other 4. The test, as you can see, is NOT an IQ test. There are differences in animals for familiarity in various areas. Be a great Field sobriety test.

Biggest brain. Even bigglier than Trump's. No one has ever seen a bigger brain.

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Gavin! Gavin! Gavin!

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The Epstein files are very important, but coming out of Gavin's mouth they are a distraction from the fact that he has been a total failure as a leader in California.

What a Hoot!

you all know this guy openly despises homeless people right?

I don't want him for president just for Trump trolling.

It’s all about the redistricting - Yes on 50!

unfortunately most of the other commenters here have different intentions

You want homeless people to live in disease and addiction infested filthy encampments and never stay in treatment. Enough.

Is that why he’s spent 30B in four years housing the unhomed? Go take the lies back to X. 🙄

i do agree but the left needs to unify in order to get power comparable to the right's unity

a guy who has already thrown a good chunk of dem-leaning voters under the bus doesn’t seem like the most unifying candidate

How so? Give details. Pootiebot

please see the replies others have given re: his actions on homelessness, trans rights, and Palestine. And maybe consider putting some of the energy you spend defending Newsom into finding a better candidate. We tried this approach before with Clinton and Harris - look how that went.

and the dnc is going to push gavin newsom no matter what most probably so we have to line behind him even if we don't like him, thats what the right did and they got a dictator in office

Sure. He ain’t a saint. But he’s effective in rallying people against Trump better than most Dems and that’s what matters most.

thats all you guys ever say and its never true lol

"Well, at least he says Trump is a bad guy." Like why can't we just be able to back good people as politicians???

Look, I love Bernie. But I can’t not enjoy Newsom trolling the 🍊💩. Anyway, I live in the UK so it doesn’t matter

well i lived in california under newsom and any californian can tell you that he fucking sucks

You are obviously a MAGA troll and probably cannot even find California on a map

Yet you support a pedo. You’re the type who lets the predator back in the house after he’s touched the kids. Sicko.

why do you think that?

Yeah, he’s entertaining for the time being but also a piece of shit

Your ilk have reminded everyone about that a million times so far, but, I'm sure there might still be someone that hasn't heard.

you’re right. im shouting into the void. i always forget this is the same party

If he gives Trump an aneurysm he will have done something right.

keep that bar low 👍

I’m not saying he’s forgiven for everything bad he’s ever done, that’s why I said he would’ve done ONE thing right.

I guess I wrote something instead of one thing, but yeah.

understood apologies for my snark

No worries, I’m sure you meant well.

Oh dear... A view from the Old Continent. You – the United States of America – are currently suffering from a devastating oligarchy with a demented Putin puppet in the WH. And then there's the governor of California, fighting this evil by making jokes about it. And all you do is whataboutism? WTF!

whataboutism is fake, sorry

“Whataboutism” is a word in the dictionary. If you read one, you’d know that.

In your opinion. And your opinion is everything to you. So be it. You don't have to understand the whole picture.

She's probably a Republican operative.

Yes, maybe. There will be no cure for the loss of freedom and democracy as long as the oligarchs can maintain tribal habits and division in the "United" States. #FightOligarchy #DefendDemocracy #UnitedWeStand

why you guys talk like movie villains

Why do you sound like a bot?

oh damn im defeated! meanwhile heres your hero www.gov.ca.gov/2025/08/29/g...

Accelerate care? How dastardly devious!

Literally not a whataboutism, by definition. The solution to right wing problems isn't to start backing the Democrat who decided to move more right-wing. We don't solve fascism with diet fascism.

And trans people, and Palestinians.

BS. Trans in women’s sports in unfair and silly. Enough of the extremism.

That’s just not true—Newsom has openly supported LGBTQ+ rights for years, signing protections for transgender people into law, and he’s called for peace and humanitarian aid in Palestine.

certified ghoul

And yet infinitely better than Trump.

He really isn't. He's just a Trump that plays for your blue sports team instead of the red sports team.

That’s the dumbest thing I’ve read this week, and I’ve read some WH press releases.

And that's why you'll very likely end up buying all the campaign merch that Newsom inevitably starts releasing to "Own the MAGAs"

Hehe. You fool.

Thank you for saying I'm absolutely right about you.

You don’t know sh!t about me, and a lot of other things.

Newsom's policies include persecuting the homeless, 'predictive policing', vilifying transpeople, platforming the architects of the current fascist state and supporting the genocide in Gaza.

And opposing Trump. I suppose you’re against that, too.

He's a political opportunist using gimmicks to win over rubes. You can't oppose fascism when you're happily platforming Kirk and Bannon on your podcast, and then going on another MAGA podcast to state that you agree completely with their stance on trans rights.

Yes he’s a political opportunist—he’s a politician. And yes you can oppose fascism after all those stupid actions — he is. In real time. More than any other democratic leader. And it is needed. So aim your fire at the existential threat and not the guy who is actually standing up.

Not really actually. Fascism is bad when it comes from Trump or Newsom.

That's a low bar not necessarily worthy of praise

Certified ghoul might be a tad hyperbolic as well.

ktla.com/news/califor... ghoul behavior

no it wasnt

I wouldn’t vote for him in the primary. I would vote for him against Vance. And you?

If we have the misfortune of being stuck with gavin at the next pres election, he would simply be benefiting from my vote against what ever deranged ghoul the GOP is trying to force on us next. But it wouldn't be a vote 'FOR' him.

I'd like to hope someday I'd get to actually feel like I voted for someone, instead of only ever feeling like I'm voting against someone since I been of voting age since Obama vs Romney.

It’s not hyperbolic at all. Newsom is a bigot and a fascist.

A fascist? How do you defend that claim. He’s a political opportunist, which is a misdemeanor compared to fascism.

If a politician collaborates with fascists, he is indistinguishable from a fascist. Newsom has proven he's on Israel's side as they massacre Palestinians and is happy to persecute transpeople and the homeless. Whether he's into palingenetic ultranationalism remains to be seen.

And yet he is provoking the fascist. Must be confusing in a world of no nuance.

I think his contempt for the homeless, trans community, and Palestinians is ghoulish, personally. Obviously hyperbolic as ghouls are a concept in fantasy.

And…….

We should aspire for more than just "better than Trump"

Someone who will appoint Ketanji Jackson, not Kavanaugh.

Find someone else.

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Good for him! He should take a real (more challenging) cognitive test & dare you-know-who to pass it too!

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Tha guy is kick ass. And, so is his whole team!

Go Get’em Gav!

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LOL

My Lalaland ages well... 👍👍👍😃😃😃😍😍😍

I live for his daily trolls… lmfao

It’s like an oasis in the desert, I tell ya.

#TRUTH

It is - he leaves me thirsty every day!

GCN: the thirst trap for these times. 😂

Out with the donOLD and in with the NEWsom.

Well said!!!

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Love this gov.

Keep up the good work

Lol 😂

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I have to admit that I admire his trolling of he who should not ever be named.

I bet it was the best anyone had ever passed the test. And they said, sir, how did you do that? Noone has ever done this before.🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

With tears

Many people are saying it was the hardest test ever.

Epstein Files

LMAO

Sorry, can't fight fake FDT w more fakeness!...paraphrasing MLK

Blue Trump

Gavin Newsom is built different! GenX's entire era is built on a different kind of rizz. See, there are brain-dead, so-called: "Alpha males." But then, there are those of us who are the "other type" of men. We don't use bluster—until folks 'poke the sleeping bear.' #Machismo #Gentlemen #SigmaMale

lmfao 😂

Gavin Newsom. Top class troller, but can't help being an asshole when it comes to homeless people and trans people. Make him troller and chief and nominate AOC or Jasmine Crockett for 2028.

If he runs, he’s got my vote. If we put a woman up again in this politically toxic misogynistic climate, we will lose. We need independents that are under GOP influence.

🤣🤣🤣🤣 Love this Deb.

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