About an hour until parade start time in D.C., and there are plenty of prime viewing spots wide open, particularly toward the beginning of the route.
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He won't show if it's a pathetic turnout.🪼 $50M photo op flop is the best outcome.
jun 14, 2025, 10:03 pm • 10 1 • view
*Aside from the obscene waste of our tax dollars.🤬
jun 14, 2025, 10:11 pm • 17 0 • view
We had more people protesting in Williamsburg, Virginia!
jun 14, 2025, 10:58 pm • 1 0 • view
jun 14, 2025, 9:46 pm • 40 1 • view
This is the fucking crowd? This is it? There were more people in The Netherlands protesting Trump today THAN THIS! 🤣 #nokings
jun 14, 2025, 10:27 pm • 50 5 • view
Taxpayers should sue
jun 14, 2025, 11:23 pm • 0 0 • view
Trump 2.0: Where Even His Celebrations Look Like Shit
jun 14, 2025, 11:06 pm • 3 0 • view
😂
jun 15, 2025, 2:40 pm • 1 0 • view
Oh, lookit! Out of shape, older, white folks. WHO could have predicted it????
jun 14, 2025, 9:31 pm • 64 0 • view
The rest of the out of shape, older, white folks are at #NoKings rallies!
jun 14, 2025, 9:51 pm • 6 0 • view
Well... not ALL of us. 😜
jun 14, 2025, 9:52 pm • 0 0 • view
Lot of Midwest builds in DC this week.
jun 14, 2025, 9:41 pm • 23 0 • view
Just so you know I am not fat shaming (or melanin shaming either), I would not look out of place in those photos....
jun 14, 2025, 9:44 pm • 25 0 • view
We know our own
jun 14, 2025, 9:45 pm • 27 0 • view
Out of shape, older white folk here...just got home from protesting and celebrating NO KINGS DAY!
jun 14, 2025, 10:02 pm • 9 0 • view
Good to see. And you aren't THAT old...
jun 14, 2025, 10:20 pm • 1 0 • view
💙💙💙
jun 14, 2025, 10:13 pm • 2 0 • view
Almost like the majority of Americans think Trump is a narcissistic loser who is sacking the people who make the country actually great.
jun 14, 2025, 11:20 pm • 31 2 • view
😂
jun 14, 2025, 11:46 pm • 0 0 • view
When sell out ABC broadcasts it second to second, I hope they show the empty stands.
jun 14, 2025, 10:02 pm • 9 0 • view
There is no way. It will be a tight camera perspective. No panning out allowed!
jun 14, 2025, 10:32 pm • 5 0 • view
I am sure of course, you will be correct. I'm still hoping...
jun 14, 2025, 10:38 pm • 4 0 • view
We the people od MD a Solid Blue State are boycotting Trump. Not our Military who are there at Trumps birthday parade agaist there will! So all honor to the 250 Anniversary its too bad Yrump had to have it on his birthday something Hitler would do.
jun 15, 2025, 12:52 am • 2 0 • view
Band sounds good.
jun 14, 2025, 11:06 pm • 0 0 • view
The people are speaking!! NO KINGS!!
jun 14, 2025, 11:14 pm • 5 0 • view
jun 15, 2025, 2:11 am • 19 5 • view
She looks so happy he seems so miserable, and dozing off. 💍
jun 15, 2025, 6:23 pm • 0 0 • view
PREDICTION: Trump and his minions will claim the audience watching his birthday parade was the largest in history. Much more than at the dinky protests.
jun 14, 2025, 10:07 pm • 5 0 • view
jun 14, 2025, 11:58 pm • 2 0 • view
The crowd size is about what you see every summer weekend in D.C. Actually it looks even smaller than normal - maybe because foreign tourists are afraid to come to the USA now. bsky.app/profile/dave...
jun 14, 2025, 11:25 pm • 5 0 • view
It might be something to do with the vibe of "If you come to the parade and we don't like the look of you we will shoot you graveyard dead"
jun 15, 2025, 6:43 am • 4 1 • view
Saw more people at the WKRP Turkey Drop
jun 15, 2025, 12:19 am • 5 0 • view
But not as many turkeys 😉
jun 15, 2025, 2:37 am • 1 0 • view
There were more people at my nephew’s bris
jun 14, 2025, 9:40 pm • 176 6 • view
😂😂
jun 14, 2025, 10:35 pm • 0 0 • view
Difference being, the schmeckle in DC has probably never left a tip in his life.
jun 14, 2025, 10:59 pm • 0 0 • view
jun 14, 2025, 10:14 pm • 2 0 • view
😂😂😂😂
jun 14, 2025, 10:38 pm • 1 0 • view
jun 14, 2025, 9:46 pm • 47 0 • view
I think you mean weiner (I’ll show myself out)
jun 14, 2025, 10:03 pm • 47 0 • view
Lol
jun 14, 2025, 10:14 pm • 1 0 • view
Beat me to it!
jun 14, 2025, 10:07 pm • 2 0 • view
jun 14, 2025, 10:13 pm • 2 0 • view
Overheard
jun 15, 2025, 10:45 am • 0 0 • view
jun 14, 2025, 10:16 pm • 24 0 • view
jun 14, 2025, 11:44 pm • 0 0 • view
😂
jun 14, 2025, 10:53 pm • 0 0 • view
The man can't even throw a decent parade.
jun 15, 2025, 6:40 am • 1 0 • view
Meanwhile across America cities are packed with peaceful protesting, and car horns blaring in support!
jun 14, 2025, 11:18 pm • 6 0 • view
Only a complete jack off Nazi would sit for that stupid fucking parade. The rest of America is doing the right thing, although the media is not really covering it. You’ve lost a conservative Republican like me.
jun 14, 2025, 10:26 pm • 19 1 • view
jun 14, 2025, 9:59 pm • 2 0 • view
jun 15, 2025, 1:51 am • 2 0 • view
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
jun 14, 2025, 9:41 pm • 1 0 • view
Fuck Trump and this bullshit parade for his ego.
jun 14, 2025, 10:57 pm • 1 0 • view
Tomorrow the larges crowd ever 2.0 - period! m.youtube.com/watch?v=PKzH...
jun 14, 2025, 9:50 pm • 16 1 • view
Poor Spicer. Such a dumb fellow.
jun 15, 2025, 12:34 am • 0 0 • view
For reference: the capital 4th of July crowd starts finding spots for the fire works in the morning. It’s an all day thing that’s usually wall to wall people. Inauguration is similar, I found my spot before 7 am for Obama’s first parade, there was already a crowd when I got there.
jun 14, 2025, 10:21 pm • 7 0 • view
Wonderfully embarrassing for TACO
jun 14, 2025, 10:16 pm • 3 0 • view
*typing* "At the military parade having the time of my life with a bunch of friends."
jun 14, 2025, 9:54 pm • 41 1 • view
You can tell he took the hat off, actually using his cargo shorts, got some hat hair goin' on in the back there.
jun 14, 2025, 11:11 pm • 0 1 • view
Gonna be a Sharpie kind of crowd
jun 14, 2025, 10:20 pm • 15 0 • view
When I see this I hear crickets in my head.
jun 14, 2025, 10:01 pm • 5 0 • view
📌
jun 15, 2025, 12:56 am • 0 0 • view
jun 14, 2025, 11:10 pm • 3 0 • view
Raindance
jun 14, 2025, 10:03 pm • 19 2 • view
😂
jun 14, 2025, 10:30 pm • 1 0 • view
jun 14, 2025, 9:46 pm • 55 7 • view
Smh don’t post slop
jun 15, 2025, 12:49 am • 1 0 • view
Stop posting this AI slop on Beyonce's Internet. You're better than this.
jun 14, 2025, 9:52 pm • 95 0 • view
jun 14, 2025, 10:22 pm • 6 0 • view
Hmm, then i’ll report you to the ai blocklist
jun 14, 2025, 10:55 pm • 8 0 • view
The what?
jun 15, 2025, 12:13 am • 0 0 • view
wait what... weren't there supposed to be 200,000??? Go on tell me the actual #
jun 14, 2025, 11:39 pm • 1 0 • view
Are people supposed to be there? Are you sure the parade is today?
jun 14, 2025, 9:55 pm • 22 3 • view
Local parades have more attendees!🤣
jun 14, 2025, 9:57 pm • 1 0 • view
Almost NO attendance!! $45M of taxpayer money for this? Just how many Veterans could have received proper medical care? Just how many families could have received SNAP food benefits? 🙏 Call Congress. Urge them to vote “NO” on the BBB that cuts needed programs.
jun 15, 2025, 1:03 pm • 18 4 • view
Almost like no one gives a f***. Trump should FO.
jun 14, 2025, 11:14 pm • 2 0 • view
That’s what we call karma. And it makes the level of waste spent on the parade all the more stunning.
jun 14, 2025, 10:23 pm • 13 0 • view
There should be a spot for me and my cat.
jun 14, 2025, 10:06 pm • 1 0 • view
Pyongyang News Network said the crowds were YUGE!
jun 14, 2025, 10:00 pm • 5 0 • view
Couldn't even fill them up with all those Craigslist opportunities. And now the thunderstorms are coming.
jun 14, 2025, 10:45 pm • 2 0 • view
jun 14, 2025, 10:45 pm • 0 0 • view
jun 14, 2025, 10:46 pm • 4 0 • view
All I see is wasted tax dollars and cringe.
jun 14, 2025, 10:09 pm • 31 0 • view
LOL the shitgibbon didn’t realize that his pal Kim Jong Un FORCES his people to stand there. Maybe you should try that next time bitch
jun 14, 2025, 9:38 pm • 187 7 • view
Right?
jun 14, 2025, 11:25 pm • 0 0 • view
Don't give him ideas, lol!
jun 14, 2025, 9:47 pm • 7 0 • view
That's #OrangeShitGibbon to you!
jun 14, 2025, 10:15 pm • 1 0 • view
Don’t give him ideas 😭😭
jun 14, 2025, 9:45 pm • 94 1 • view
It's fine. Ask Ceaușescu how that ultimately goes. Oh, that's right, we can't.
jun 14, 2025, 11:17 pm • 14 0 • view
I love this painting.
jun 15, 2025, 1:02 am • 1 0 • view
Please don't give him any ideas.
jun 16, 2025, 3:37 pm • 1 0 • view
This is what TACO was asking for. No disturbance on his Birthday "perade". Who has thought the people would take this serious...🤣
jun 14, 2025, 10:10 pm • 2 0 • view
So will all the Veterans putting on the Parade for King Orange be asking for the services he gutted from them to be restored ? Just wondering.
jun 14, 2025, 11:00 pm • 2 0 • view
please keep giving updates
jun 14, 2025, 9:44 pm • 2 0 • view
Seems like no one likes kings.
jun 14, 2025, 9:41 pm • 18 1 • view
My seats are ready!! Ready for no butts in them!
jun 14, 2025, 10:53 pm • 1 0 • view
Good to see folks are avoiding the area. Document that NO ONE is attending. You know Trump will just lie about the crowd size anyway.
jun 14, 2025, 9:51 pm • 20 1 • view
CNN is really trying to make "fetch" happen with this thing.
jun 14, 2025, 9:52 pm • 8 0 • view
🤣🤣🤣🤭
jun 14, 2025, 10:13 pm • 1 0 • view
🤣😂😆
jun 14, 2025, 10:35 pm • 0 0 • view
No Craigslist takers? 😂🤣
jun 14, 2025, 10:17 pm • 6 0 • view
Lol. Lmao.
jun 14, 2025, 11:01 pm • 2 0 • view
I love this for him
jun 14, 2025, 11:57 pm • 1 0 • view
sad
jun 14, 2025, 10:28 pm • 1 0 • view
It looks like there were more people at my kid’s Graduation parade in 2020. The one we had instead of a normal graduation because of Trump’s mishandling of COVID. I think the neighbor kid had more people show up to their 9th birthday parade that same year.
jun 15, 2025, 3:31 am • 2 0 • view
Had to laugh my ass off at hearing the squeak of the links from the tanks. It was so freaking quiet. A good parade, hell, even ok Parades aren’t as quiet as it was there in DC.
jun 15, 2025, 1:35 am • 7 3 • view
$50 million of our tax dollars to that pathetic piece of show of weakness?
jun 15, 2025, 1:30 am • 5 0 • view
There were more people at the small No Kings protest at the ATL VA Medical Ctr today. 😂🤣😂🤣😂 What a loser! He made the country have a parade for his birthday, and the only people there are the soldiers who are forced to be there and a handful of brainwashed MAGAs. Hey, Trump: Nobody likes you!
jun 14, 2025, 10:13 pm • 12 1 • view
I wasn’t prepared for the comic value of empty bleachers. Putting them directly across from the bandstand was some Mel Brooks level parody.
jun 15, 2025, 3:40 pm • 8 1 • view
What kind of tool would show up for that crap?
jun 14, 2025, 9:42 pm • 10 0 • view
He’s gonna be 2 hours late while they desperately try to bus in paid attendees.
jun 14, 2025, 10:06 pm • 10 0 • view
🎯
jun 14, 2025, 10:30 pm • 3 0 • view
Is this $43 million of our tax money being well spent?
jun 14, 2025, 10:03 pm • 9 0 • view
jun 14, 2025, 9:47 pm • 8 0 • view
jun 14, 2025, 9:41 pm • 36 0 • view
I wonder what story those people are telling themselves?
jun 14, 2025, 9:41 pm • 11 0 • view
Poor little Donny. Nobody showed up to his birthday party. Boo hoo. And it rained on his cake.
jun 14, 2025, 10:49 pm • 9 1 • view
And probably half those guys are just armaments geeks who want to see the hardware up close.
jun 14, 2025, 10:34 pm • 4 0 • view
Not much traffic going into DC, either.
jun 14, 2025, 9:38 pm • 3 0 • view
No thanks
jun 14, 2025, 10:47 pm • 0 0 • view
😂🤣 most excellent!
jun 14, 2025, 9:43 pm • 1 0 • view
Few want to support the man who wants to be king
jun 14, 2025, 10:43 pm • 2 0 • view
lmao basically no one attended Trumps birthday celebration parade today. The WA mall on a normal day this time of year, is jam packed with way more people than this.
jun 15, 2025, 4:27 am • 3 1 • view
Starting to feel a little bad for the Army lol
jun 14, 2025, 9:36 pm • 27 1 • view
🤣🤣🤣
jun 14, 2025, 10:18 pm • 2 0 • view
They'll all be thrilled to have such great viewing positions!
jun 14, 2025, 9:43 pm • 3 0 • view
So everyone who ordered free tickets never intended on showing up?
jun 15, 2025, 9:29 am • 1 0 • view
That's embarrassing.
jun 14, 2025, 10:09 pm • 2 0 • view
🤣😂🤣😂
jun 14, 2025, 11:42 pm • 0 0 • view
Just think each one of your videos captured a moment that cost us taxpayers about $5m-10m.
jun 15, 2025, 5:14 am • 3 0 • view
So his shit show is about to start?
jun 14, 2025, 10:21 pm • 5 0 • view
I think I would describe that as almost nobody is there
jun 14, 2025, 9:32 pm • 276 1 • view
I think you will find this is the bigliest crowd of all time
jun 14, 2025, 10:06 pm • 2 0 • view
I'll round up and say no one is there
jun 14, 2025, 9:42 pm • 131 1 • view
Just spitballing, of course.
jun 14, 2025, 9:50 pm • 29 0 • view
GREMLIN BARBIE: THESE WERE THE BIGGEST CROWDS TO EVER WATCH A PARADE ANYWHERE ON EARTH IN ALL OF HUMAN HISTORY PERIOD.
jun 14, 2025, 11:18 pm • 26 0 • view
This is sarcasm, right? She didn't REALLY say anything THAT stoopid, did she??? Guess I could google it, but I'd rather look at ALL of the reports on the NoKings protetss! Those make me happy!
jun 15, 2025, 2:51 am • 1 0 • view
Per Yahoo news "The White House said that 'over 250,000 patriots showed up' for the event, without providing evidence." I think this claim comes from Steven Cheung
jun 15, 2025, 1:09 pm • 2 0 • view
idk who you mean. I had no one whatsoever in mind when I came up with GREMLIN BARBIE
jun 15, 2025, 2:55 am • 4 1 • view
I will only believe her if she hoists her podium and crashes it into the press corps.
jun 15, 2025, 4:45 am • 0 0 • view
Dear Leader will be pissed. I wonder how many people he’s going to pay to show up
jun 14, 2025, 11:08 pm • 2 0 • view
God its like a funeral. Big show little crowd. Great use of our tax dollars.
jun 15, 2025, 5:20 am • 5 0 • view
bsky.app/profile/w-a-...
jun 14, 2025, 10:50 pm • 1 0 • view
As a unit of measurement, there was a veritable fuckton of people out Portland.
jun 14, 2025, 10:52 pm • 52 1 • view
Seattle too! (And in cities around Seattle.)
jun 15, 2025, 12:23 am • 13 0 • view
I love this for us.
jun 15, 2025, 12:32 am • 6 0 • view
jun 14, 2025, 9:48 pm • 4 0 • view
she looks frightening. (sorry if she's your wife.)
jun 14, 2025, 9:37 pm • 1 0 • view
Priceless 😀
jun 14, 2025, 10:53 pm • 0 0 • view
Agree with others that our small town parades draw much more congestion along the route. Not even close.
jun 14, 2025, 10:27 pm • 5 0 • view
He's going to cancel due to *possible flooding*, isn't he? I just can't imagine him enduring this much of an insult to his ego! Haaa haaa ha ha haaa ha ha haa ha ha haaa ha ha... lol...ha ha haaa!
jun 14, 2025, 9:58 pm • 12 0 • view
Maybe they'll cut out some supporters from an empty cereal packet and tape it to the other side of his car window
jun 14, 2025, 10:00 pm • 14 0 • view
🤣🤣🤣🤣🥳
jun 14, 2025, 10:31 pm • 1 0 • view
I see it like this: a man in uniform, riding a horse, follows along beside the beast with a large screen showing many numbers of people waving flags and wearing maga hats. Because Trump is a fucking moron, he thinks the image is his very real adoring crowds!
jun 14, 2025, 10:38 pm • 0 0 • view
Oh. Crap. Okay, you just reminded me that we're about to inundated with manipulated media to make it look like it was WAY better than it is. Remember those rally audience photos that were 200 people layered in a fake image to look like thousands? Sigh.
jun 14, 2025, 10:04 pm • 12 1 • view
Look at those fascist traitors.
jun 14, 2025, 10:05 pm • 4 0 • view
Way more people at the Washington Capitals and Nationals Stanley Cup/World Series parades.
jun 14, 2025, 9:39 pm • 24 0 • view
I've seen more in a single Metro car going to a Nats or Capitals game as I'm leaving work. [I don't usually follow sports to know when the games are, but all the jerseys give it away.]
jun 14, 2025, 9:44 pm • 26 0 • view
Lol
jun 14, 2025, 9:46 pm • 1 0 • view
He didnt take into consideration that parades are the most boring things on Earth.
jun 14, 2025, 11:02 pm • 0 0 • view
Nice try at spinning this into something positive, I guess.
jun 14, 2025, 11:12 pm • 2 0 • view
jun 14, 2025, 11:17 pm • 3 0 • view
Is that thin wispy line hands across america or drumpfs combover maybe ? 🤣🤣🤣
jun 15, 2025, 5:04 pm • 0 0 • view
Who cares? Why are you there? Gross. Praying for lightning.
jun 14, 2025, 10:55 pm • 0 0 • view
inject this into my veins
jun 14, 2025, 9:39 pm • 3 0 • view
I guess the $500 they were offering for "seat fillers" still wasn't enough 😕
jun 14, 2025, 11:27 pm • 1 0 • view
😄😄😄
jun 14, 2025, 9:52 pm • 0 0 • view
T-minus 48 minutes. Great parade views still to be had on Constitution between 21st St. NW and 22nd St. NW.
jun 14, 2025, 9:42 pm • 801 122 • view
This is only about 4 - 5 blocks from White House. WH is between 17th and 16th.
jun 14, 2025, 9:59 pm • 5 0 • view
Is there a security line?
jun 14, 2025, 9:56 pm • 1 0 • view
The crowds are now zero to one deep all along the parade route...
jun 14, 2025, 9:57 pm • 32 4 • view
"Huge Announcement, Up Next!" (Damned funny, good job)
jun 14, 2025, 10:57 pm • 2 0 • view
Gotta wonder how demoralizing it was for the attendees to see how little support their favorite dictator actually has.
jun 15, 2025, 1:36 am • 1 0 • view
I've been to 10K runs more packed.
jun 14, 2025, 9:49 pm • 53 0 • view
There were more people lined up at the Walgreen’s pharmacy this morning
jun 14, 2025, 10:59 pm • 2 0 • view
Cherry Blossom 10 miler or Marine Corps Marathon are tougher to navigate, with more cheering spectators
jun 14, 2025, 9:57 pm • 14 0 • view
Nice. I wanted to do the MCM for a while. Cheering crowds make the hump easier.
jun 14, 2025, 10:13 pm • 3 0 • view
I've been to a high school basketball game with a bigger crowd. And I'm not from Indiana.
jun 14, 2025, 10:24 pm • 6 0 • view
😂 Why would anyone want ANY view? We in the DMV stayed away and joined #NOKINGS.
jun 15, 2025, 1:31 am • 1 0 • view
F'ing loser getting the turnout he deserves
jun 14, 2025, 9:50 pm • 41 0 • view
I love that nobody showed up
jun 14, 2025, 11:08 pm • 4 0 • view
It's embarrassing that even this many people showed up.
jun 14, 2025, 10:03 pm • 11 0 • view
Little bit different than the Thanksgiving Day Parade in NY
jun 14, 2025, 10:04 pm • 1 0 • view
Or the championship parades for Caps and Nats
jun 14, 2025, 10:10 pm • 2 0 • view
Seems like the mass events are everywhere else.
jun 14, 2025, 10:15 pm • 2 0 • view
Trump will deny it, but the narcissistic injury is going to leave a mark. I love that for him.
jun 14, 2025, 11:02 pm • 7 0 • view
I wish it were August so we could hear the crickets.
jun 14, 2025, 10:08 pm • 6 0 • view
millions of dollars for this spectacle lol
jun 14, 2025, 10:07 pm • 3 0 • view
miserable. We had more at the No Kings in Silver Spring. I'd imagine they bunching up near the White House?
jun 14, 2025, 5:57 pm • 17 0 • view
Looks like the crowd that turned out for Luther Heggs in “The Ghost and Mr. Chicken” 🤣
jun 14, 2025, 11:00 pm • 5 0 • view
🤣😂😂👍
jun 14, 2025, 11:03 pm • 2 0 • view
I've seen bigger crowds for a tractor parade!
jun 14, 2025, 10:24 pm • 4 0 • view
I've seen bigger crowds for an ox pull!
jun 15, 2025, 1:37 am • 0 0 • view
Loooooool
jun 14, 2025, 10:35 pm • 0 0 • view
Ratioed so hard on his birthday.
jun 14, 2025, 9:52 pm • 33 1 • view
Impotent, per usual.
jun 14, 2025, 9:55 pm • 5 1 • view
Those aren't even the good tanks.
jun 15, 2025, 1:15 am • 1 0 • view
The D.C. parade crowd definitely has Trump rally strains. The MAGA hats, the mugshot t-shirts. But talked to a lot of tourists, international visitors, apolitical onlookers. Pretty subdued. And these folks.
jun 14, 2025, 10:04 pm • 1,033 98 • view
Most folks needed to stay away but DAMN, the cahoones of these good folks, is making my day
jun 14, 2025, 10:50 pm • 2 0 • view
Much credit to them for going into the belly of the beast.
jun 14, 2025, 10:27 pm • 3 0 • view
You mean the good folks...
jun 15, 2025, 1:03 am • 0 0 • view
The No Kings protests in Seattle were massive.
jun 14, 2025, 11:00 pm • 7 0 • view
It’s 6:04 p.m. in D.C., and we have parading. Crowd has filled in a bit at the route front, but mainly one deep along Constitution Avenue.
jun 14, 2025, 10:07 pm • 1,447 308 • view
Have the military deliberately put on a bad show to send a message to the people?
jun 15, 2025, 12:38 am • 3 0 • view
jun 15, 2025, 1:28 am • 14 2 • view
If you say so lol
jun 14, 2025, 10:41 pm • 0 0 • view
Aw what a good buddy, he deserves better.
jun 14, 2025, 10:19 pm • 7 0 • view
jun 15, 2025, 10:43 pm • 0 0 • view
Dog says "No Kings!"
jun 15, 2025, 12:38 am • 3 0 • view
I like the folks who spread out their blanket at 9:00 am to save their spot
jun 14, 2025, 11:32 pm • 0 0 • view
that dog is the *only* thing on the parade route that should be experiencing joy right now
jun 14, 2025, 10:38 pm • 8 0 • view
Probably just stress-barking, poor little buddy.
jun 15, 2025, 2:08 pm • 0 0 • view
Hope he bites King Lump in the balls
jun 15, 2025, 11:34 am • 0 0 • view
Otley Carnival vibes. (Otley Carnival is way better mind).
jun 14, 2025, 10:44 pm • 0 0 • view
Really nice of Trump to throw a parade for one dog to enjoy.
jun 14, 2025, 11:55 pm • 4 0 • view
It’s 6:14 p.m. at the D.C. parade, and it is *quiet* on Constitution Avenue between 20th and 21st streets.
jun 14, 2025, 10:17 pm • 1,213 178 • view
The hair in my ears is thicker than that crowd size.
jun 14, 2025, 11:11 pm • 4 0 • view
#NoKings in Provo, Utah had more impressive attendance, with real patriot energy.
jun 14, 2025, 10:19 pm • 122 5 • view
Thank you, Provo!
jun 14, 2025, 10:34 pm • 3 0 • view
Provo? Home of BYU? Wow.
jun 14, 2025, 10:23 pm • 20 0 • view
Yup. I was not at the Provo event, but I had friends who did attend and there are pictures that show a good turnout of at least 5,000 engaged patriotic citizens of Utah County. The Salt Lake City morning event was very well attended, but I have not seen estimates just yet.
jun 14, 2025, 10:28 pm • 39 2 • view
I was at Provo Utah protest and over nearly 5000 people there plus the farmers market in the park - people wandering in and out. Lots of motorists supporting us with honks. Louder and more fun than DC lol
jun 14, 2025, 11:10 pm • 23 4 • view
That’s not much of a crowd
jun 14, 2025, 10:42 pm • 1 0 • view
💤
jun 14, 2025, 10:28 pm • 0 0 • view
humiliating
jun 14, 2025, 10:23 pm • 0 0 • view
Now he’s going to have to write an EO or bomb somebody.
jun 14, 2025, 10:26 pm • 7 0 • view
gonna be ketchup all over the walls of the residence
jun 14, 2025, 10:30 pm • 4 0 • view
Wow, lame as fuck
jun 14, 2025, 10:26 pm • 2 0 • view
Lolololol Lolololol
jun 14, 2025, 10:39 pm • 4 0 • view
The parade when the Padres lost the World Series in 1998 was better attended!
jun 14, 2025, 10:29 pm • 8 0 • view
The Padres wild card parade was bigger for sure......
jun 14, 2025, 10:46 pm • 0 0 • view
We love our Padres !❤️⚾️
jun 14, 2025, 10:50 pm • 0 0 • view
big time loser energy
jun 14, 2025, 10:22 pm • 10 1 • view
Makes me wonder how many of those “spectators” are getting paid, or only there to keep their job.
jun 14, 2025, 10:34 pm • 5 0 • view
They were paid 1000 a piece, was all over DC Craigslist
jun 14, 2025, 10:52 pm • 5 0 • view
*$1000 in crypto.
jun 14, 2025, 10:58 pm • 6 0 • view
that Craigslist thing was a joke a d a very good one
jun 15, 2025, 11:47 am • 1 0 • view
Or family of the soldiers.
jun 14, 2025, 10:35 pm • 4 0 • view
Solid point. Thank you
jun 14, 2025, 10:42 pm • 2 0 • view
More People Showed Up At My Little Rown Parade!
jun 14, 2025, 10:23 pm • 3 0 • view
Today's energy belongs to the people and Obama.
jun 14, 2025, 10:48 pm • 14 8 • view
Looks like there are at least 50 people there
jun 14, 2025, 10:27 pm • 8 0 • view
Trump will say more people showed up to his parade than all the NO KINGS demonstrations put together. Fifty bucks on it.
jun 14, 2025, 10:24 pm • 32 2 • view
As an Autistic person I have a strong tendency to avoid crowds … turns out I should have travelled to D.C. this weekend.
jun 15, 2025, 12:43 am • 28 3 • view
I stayed home and watched Murderbot with my best friend. She's finding it relatable.
jun 15, 2025, 1:13 am • 4 2 • view
Turns out #MarthaWells is neurodivergent & believes she has either undiagnosed #Autism or #ADHD something she discovered while writing #Murderbot
jun 15, 2025, 1:24 am • 3 0 • view
That is my understanding. One of those Authors that it’s like “I am glad they know before thousands of Autistic people are like ‘does this Author know they are Autistic?’”
jun 15, 2025, 1:27 am • 1 1 • view
A conversation I've had with an author essentially boiled down to "Why did no one tell me?" I had to respond with "Because most people don't respond well, and tend to protest." And yeah, all of the author's friends knew before she did.
jun 15, 2025, 2:19 am • 2 1 • view
'Zackly.😌 Albeit #MarthaWells doesn't consider #Murderbot #Autistic because it's not human.🤔
jun 15, 2025, 1:43 am • 2 0 • view
Haha! The contrast to No Kings is beautiful!
jun 14, 2025, 11:32 pm • 4 1 • view
There would be far more people at a neighborhood Mardi Gras parade.
jun 14, 2025, 11:06 pm • 0 0 • view
More people show up for the band that play at noon on Friday during Lollapalooza.
jun 14, 2025, 11:34 pm • 1 0 • view
Now I really hope no protestors block anything. This is a humiliation on its own and we don’t need to give anyone any other narratives.
jun 14, 2025, 10:34 pm • 10 0 • view
The only ones I heard about were veterans and I support that tbh
jun 14, 2025, 10:59 pm • 2 0 • view
I will 100% support any non-violent protests of this admin. Even the ones I don’t think are particularly helpful. I am WAY more interested in principles than perfect tact
jun 14, 2025, 11:22 pm • 2 0 • view
Rats! It's NOT raining!
jun 14, 2025, 10:24 pm • 1 0 • view
jun 14, 2025, 10:37 pm • 1 0 • view
This is honestly better than rain, because the weather isn't that bad and still no one showed up
jun 14, 2025, 11:01 pm • 1 0 • view
Just for perspective, the most generous estimate of attendance would still be a fraction of the WEBN fireworks in Cincinnati, OH. And this is the 250th birthday of the Army we're talking about, that's a fairly significant anniversary.
jun 15, 2025, 12:05 am • 0 0 • view
He’s not giving his speech yet.
jun 14, 2025, 10:27 pm • 2 0 • view
Yawn
jun 14, 2025, 10:23 pm • 2 0 • view
Google AI tells me there's supposed to be 250k people there. Any way it's anywhere near that?
jun 14, 2025, 10:43 pm • 0 0 • view
Google ai is known to hallucinate
jun 14, 2025, 10:58 pm • 6 0 • view
Omg how delicious
jun 14, 2025, 10:38 pm • 4 0 • view
bsky.app/profile/dave...
jun 14, 2025, 10:26 pm • 6 1 • view
The crowd must be two deep in places!!!
jun 14, 2025, 10:45 pm • 16 1 • view
LOL
jun 15, 2025, 12:44 am • 1 0 • view
The crowd is going mild
jun 14, 2025, 10:23 pm • 165 8 • view
😂
jun 14, 2025, 10:57 pm • 1 0 • view
It would take a very sizable wad of cash to persuade me to attend
jun 14, 2025, 10:27 pm • 1 0 • view
🤣💀⚰️
jun 14, 2025, 10:40 pm • 2 0 • view
#SOTY Early contender for Skeet of the year
jun 14, 2025, 11:42 pm • 1 0 • view
🤣🤣🤣
jun 14, 2025, 11:00 pm • 1 0 • view
Ok hilarious
jun 14, 2025, 11:37 pm • 1 0 • view
🤣🤣🤣🤣
jun 14, 2025, 11:02 pm • 1 0 • view
Can “crowd” be singular?
jun 15, 2025, 12:26 am • 0 0 • view
In American English, it is a singular noun 😊
jun 15, 2025, 1:36 am • 1 0 • view
I was thinking about a crowd of one person.
jun 15, 2025, 1:38 am • 1 0 • view
Oh haha I got it now
jun 15, 2025, 1:47 am • 0 0 • view
🙌
jun 14, 2025, 10:27 pm • 9 0 • view
Putie is laughing his little tootie off. And Kim Jong Utie. And Netanyahutie. Probably in a group chat.
jun 14, 2025, 11:35 pm • 2 0 • view
The tanks and planes have yet to arrive. And the end of the route appears to be more populated and spirited. But here between 20th and 21st streets on Constitution Avenue, the mood is decidedly subdued. Golf clap-level enthusiasm as we hit the 6:20 p.m. mark.
jun 14, 2025, 10:24 pm • 760 109 • view
I respect our military. Wish they didn’t have to participate in this cosplay
jun 14, 2025, 11:30 pm • 0 0 • view
The 8 block parade. Everyone knows it’s lame.
jun 14, 2025, 10:45 pm • 3 1 • view
Standing in shitty weather amidst a middling crowd watching something that hasn't happened since the end of the Gulf War would probably leave you feeling a bit foolish and confused. At that point, golf clap is all you have.
jun 14, 2025, 11:13 pm • 3 0 • view
The rally in my non-too-liberal neighborhood was livelier.
jun 14, 2025, 10:32 pm • 8 0 • view
"Golf clap-level enthusiasm" is a term I hope to remember for future use! 😉
jun 14, 2025, 11:57 pm • 3 0 • view
What a humiliating waste of resources.
jun 15, 2025, 4:46 am • 1 0 • view
This is embarrassing for the soldiers 😬
jun 15, 2025, 10:30 am • 0 0 • view
I have no doubts he’ll try this again…
jun 14, 2025, 11:36 pm • 0 0 • view
Bigger crowds for the Nats World Series parade
jun 14, 2025, 10:26 pm • 3 0 • view
" Golf clap-level enthusiasm" 😆😂
jun 14, 2025, 11:42 pm • 2 0 • view
Where are all the people?
jun 14, 2025, 11:13 pm • 0 0 • view
Hey guys! It's YOUR day! How bout you walk for miles on blacktop in the summer to congratulate Taco Don for managing to escape jail time despite 34 felonies?
jun 14, 2025, 10:32 pm • 16 0 • view
The silence of the crowd is LOUD🤭
jun 14, 2025, 10:29 pm • 118 3 • view
The Mummers get a better (and more fun) crowd than this.
jun 14, 2025, 10:29 pm • 9 0 • view
looks super lame ngl
jun 14, 2025, 10:33 pm • 1 0 • view
What is that high pitched squeak?
jun 14, 2025, 11:31 pm • 0 0 • view
Rust
jun 16, 2025, 11:27 pm • 1 0 • view
How un-American to have tanks rolling through our nation’s capital. Go rain!
jun 14, 2025, 10:49 pm • 2 0 • view
Seeing tanks on Constitution Avenue isn’t a sight to celebrate. Beyond disturbing.
jun 14, 2025, 10:40 pm • 16 2 • view
jun 14, 2025, 10:31 pm • 20 3 • view
wow that's weak
jun 14, 2025, 10:40 pm • 1 0 • view
Let’s not forget that it was a recognition of our military, so here’s this tidbit:
jun 15, 2025, 11:59 pm • 1 0 • view
jun 14, 2025, 10:32 pm • 45 2 • view
the irony of WWII troops. Who and what did they fight to end again?
jun 14, 2025, 10:35 pm • 7 1 • view
Is it that squeaky sound piccolos or the tank treads?
jun 14, 2025, 10:29 pm • 5 0 • view
Tank treads.
jun 14, 2025, 10:32 pm • 2 0 • view
That's what I figured, but didn't want to assume.
jun 14, 2025, 10:35 pm • 5 0 • view
If you listen carefully, in the distance, you can actually hear Steven Miller’s head explode.
jun 14, 2025, 10:40 pm • 2 0 • view
Well, that looks…boring.
jun 14, 2025, 10:33 pm • 1 0 • view
I really hope this gets rained out, that'd be so fucking funny.
jun 14, 2025, 10:28 pm • 48 0 • view
I hope people boo them
jun 14, 2025, 10:43 pm • 2 0 • view
But no people. Everyone is out protesting elsewhere.
jun 15, 2025, 12:15 am • 2 0 • view
No body there for the diapered Orange Emperor. We all out protesting anywhere but there. #Resist
jun 14, 2025, 11:10 pm • 1 0 • view
jun 15, 2025, 12:01 am • 4 0 • view
Digging the Shermans. Kinda feel bad for the paraders. In any other context this could have been cool.
jun 14, 2025, 10:36 pm • 3 0 • view
I know you're busy But What does the street destruction protection look like?
jun 14, 2025, 10:37 pm • 4 0 • view
It's like large metal plates.
jun 14, 2025, 10:43 pm • 3 0 • view
Tnx
jun 14, 2025, 10:44 pm • 0 0 • view
Pathetic
jun 14, 2025, 10:52 pm • 0 0 • view
🤣😂 How is it possible to make a parade this boring? Elementary schools do better!
jun 14, 2025, 11:02 pm • 11 1 • view
This looks smaller than the smallest #NoKings protest I’ve seen today
jun 14, 2025, 10:36 pm • 25 3 • view
Pff call that old? Russia would press that into service.
jun 14, 2025, 10:43 pm • 2 0 • view
Got to be great for those streets
jun 14, 2025, 10:35 pm • 3 0 • view
I've seen more exciting small town 4th of July parades
jun 14, 2025, 10:30 pm • 84 2 • view
My local high school had a homecoming parade a while back that had 1,000x the fun and energy.
jun 14, 2025, 11:03 pm • 1 0 • view
Confetti,music,food and kiddos cheering and more. This cost how much agian?
jun 14, 2025, 10:46 pm • 4 0 • view
My kid's high school marching band was in better-attended parades.
jun 14, 2025, 10:43 pm • 20 1 • view
All I’m hearing is road damage.
jun 14, 2025, 10:36 pm • 38 1 • view
🇺🇸 Happy 250th 🇺🇸 🇺🇸 US ARMY! 🇺🇸 🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸 🌮🌮🌮🌮🌮🌮🌮🌮🌮 Screw you,Trump! 🍄🟫🍄🟫🍄🟫🍄🟫🍄🟫🍄🟫🍄🟫🍄🟫🍄🟫
jun 14, 2025, 10:47 pm • 2 0 • view
woo fuckin’ hoo let it rain….
jun 14, 2025, 10:39 pm • 3 0 • view
Those are Shermans. Like from WWII
jun 14, 2025, 10:33 pm • 1 0 • view
I'm so hoping someone eggs a tank.
jun 14, 2025, 10:48 pm • 0 0 • view
Tomorrow’s headline - yuge crowd - bigley size 🤡🤡
jun 14, 2025, 10:38 pm • 4 0 • view
Sounds like Army needs WD-40
jun 15, 2025, 12:06 am • 0 0 • view
Shitty turnout for a shitty person!! The #NoKings rallies across the country have many many many more people!!! He is outnumbered!!
jun 14, 2025, 10:40 pm • 3 0 • view
Question: Are tanks always this squeaky?
jun 14, 2025, 11:17 pm • 1 0 • view
Wow! Must be scores of people there!
jun 14, 2025, 10:38 pm • 1 0 • view
Oh brother... and i feel bad for our boys in blue. What a sad experience for them.
jun 14, 2025, 10:44 pm • 0 0 • view
Did they make clapping a detainable offense? Or does this parade just suck?
jun 14, 2025, 10:42 pm • 2 0 • view
I wonder how they feel looking out from atop of those tanks at the measly turnout?
jun 14, 2025, 10:37 pm • 2 0 • view
They sure are quiet, must be really boring. Usually at parades people are cheering, clapping and waving. Like having fun. This is not that.
jun 15, 2025, 12:29 am • 3 0 • view
Lmao. Those are museum pieces. Patton would be proud.
jun 15, 2025, 12:01 am • 1 0 • view
Sounds like it needs some WD40
jun 14, 2025, 10:43 pm • 1 0 • view
This is some weak shit. 🤣
jun 14, 2025, 10:33 pm • 7 0 • view
Are we going to get thunder and lightning, preferably right above Trump?
jun 14, 2025, 10:40 pm • 4 1 • view
Pathetic!
jun 14, 2025, 11:01 pm • 1 0 • view
Wow what a huge waste of time
jun 14, 2025, 10:42 pm • 0 0 • view
I’m so embarrassed.
jun 14, 2025, 10:27 pm • 40 1 • view
Trillion dollar budget and not a tube of wheel grease in sight.
jun 14, 2025, 10:28 pm • 78 3 • view
I’m dying 😂😂😂
jun 14, 2025, 10:30 pm • 4 0 • view
it’s all in the diddy trial evidence locker
jun 14, 2025, 10:47 pm • 0 0 • view
And that we can hear it lol
jun 14, 2025, 10:30 pm • 6 0 • view
At first I thought it was pipers! 😆 I was like, "Oh, does the US army have pipers too? I thought it was only navys" until I realised!
jun 14, 2025, 10:31 pm • 15 0 • view
oh my god yes the shame burns
jun 14, 2025, 10:33 pm • 4 0 • view
My stomach is turning 🤮
jun 14, 2025, 10:32 pm • 7 0 • view
Sorry for the low turnout. Did trump have to blow out 79 candles on his tank-cake? or did they puss out and decorate with only one candle?
jun 15, 2025, 12:22 am • 3 0 • view
Man, this is so lame
jun 14, 2025, 10:34 pm • 1 0 • view
How much is this costing us again?
jun 14, 2025, 10:47 pm • 1 0 • view
I heard over $45 million. Could be more after adding up the cost of the street repairs due to the tanks grinding up the asphalt. Sad.
jun 14, 2025, 11:01 pm • 3 0 • view
There were more people on New Hampshire Ave. by IHOP today protesting this bullshit than are standing there on Constitution Avenue across from…what, a Smithsonian museum or federal agency headquarters building, probably?
jun 14, 2025, 11:04 pm • 5 0 • view
All the onlookers failed history class. That is for sure.
jun 15, 2025, 3:09 pm • 1 1 • view
jun 14, 2025, 10:33 pm • 16 0 • view
I believe Sherman tanks once fought fascists rather than parading for them.
jun 15, 2025, 5:49 am • 0 0 • view
how embarrassing
jun 14, 2025, 10:48 pm • 0 0 • view
Disgusting.
jun 14, 2025, 10:58 pm • 0 0 • view
jesus i know they’re the mayo mafia but could they give them any less?? has the tone of a funeral procession
jun 14, 2025, 11:07 pm • 1 0 • view
Feels like an invasion, not a celebration.
jun 14, 2025, 10:48 pm • 1 0 • view
Are we gonna do this again next year??
jun 15, 2025, 12:04 am • 0 0 • view
How is the street afterwards ?
jun 14, 2025, 11:49 pm • 0 0 • view
Pathetic. Embarrassing for the soldiers. We had tens of thousands in San Francisco today
jun 14, 2025, 10:40 pm • 60 5 • view
WW2 tanks …it’s just like Putler’s parades.
jun 14, 2025, 11:16 pm • 2 0 • view
I was in DC for the parade in 1976. Would never attend this parade!
jun 14, 2025, 10:59 pm • 0 0 • view
I'd say it's just like in North Korea, but people actually turn out there.
jun 14, 2025, 10:39 pm • 7 0 • view
jun 14, 2025, 10:42 pm • 3 0 • view
Soviet is a dated reference though. It's a convenient avatar for a totalitarian regime. This critique feels thin.
jun 14, 2025, 11:39 pm • 0 0 • view
I'm so tired of seeing this in reference to any time North Korea is mentioned. North Korea is famous for their military parades in front of their dictator. It is an apt comparison and you can stop looking for excuses to post the meme.
jun 15, 2025, 12:26 am • 1 0 • view
Or else.
jun 14, 2025, 10:42 pm • 0 0 • view
My Kingdom for some WD40
jun 14, 2025, 11:36 pm • 2 0 • view
Raindrops keep falling on my head, and shoulders, and tank, and spectators, and reviewing stand. God is laughing so hard she's crying tears of joy!
jun 14, 2025, 10:49 pm • 0 0 • view
Any guess how many folks are in attendance?
jun 14, 2025, 10:37 pm • 3 0 • view
At least 200 million! Biggest crowd in the history of mankind!
jun 14, 2025, 11:29 pm • 0 0 • view
I'd say it's closer to a trillion. lmao
jun 15, 2025, 12:29 am • 1 0 • view
It's eerie.
jun 15, 2025, 1:41 pm • 0 0 • view
This costs 10s of millions of dollars and it’s literally the lamest shit a country has ever done. DPRK’s parades are a hundred times better, lol
jun 14, 2025, 10:43 pm • 3 0 • view
LOL.
jun 14, 2025, 10:30 pm • 0 0 • view
A less than impressive turnout
jun 14, 2025, 10:38 pm • 1 0 • view
Imagine fucking up something North Korea can pull off regularly
jun 15, 2025, 3:59 am • 1 0 • view
Guy on top of the tank in a posture like, "Let's just get this the fuck over with."
jun 14, 2025, 10:40 pm • 6 0 • view
If he was in one of those tanks, like Michael Dukakis, it would have been worth the waste of taxpayer money.
jun 15, 2025, 8:16 am • 0 0 • view
Those crowds are enormous. 😆😆😆
jun 14, 2025, 10:32 pm • 2 0 • view
That’s a sparse crowd
jun 14, 2025, 10:48 pm • 4 0 • view
Omg this looks so boring
jun 14, 2025, 10:40 pm • 2 0 • view
Shameful
jun 14, 2025, 11:08 pm • 0 0 • view
Trump uses army as a prop
jun 14, 2025, 10:37 pm • 1 0 • view
The tanks are Shermans. You know, WW II tanks. I think the parade is a farce, but there's a reason they're "creaky", folks.
jun 14, 2025, 10:41 pm • 6 0 • view
Oh is that what the squeak is
jun 14, 2025, 11:33 pm • 0 0 • view
I think the fact that it is so quiet you can hear them is the point. It’s not exactly excitement central.
jun 14, 2025, 10:42 pm • 19 0 • view
Oh those squeaky tanks.
jun 14, 2025, 10:42 pm • 1 0 • view
Those soldiers don't look that excited and people seem to be out there more out of curiosity than excitement or patriotism - no cheering from the crowd visible.
jun 14, 2025, 10:48 pm • 0 0 • view
Huge turnout I see. And it ain’t even TACO Tuesday. LMAO
jun 14, 2025, 11:18 pm • 1 0 • view
Reagan National Airport may be shut down for commercial traffic for the next couple hours, but these guys are in the air over D.C.
jun 14, 2025, 10:39 pm • 273 26 • view
Is that a Dakota flanked by two Mustangs? If so, that’s painfully ironic. Two iconic aircraft used to defeat fascism 81 years ago.
jun 14, 2025, 10:51 pm • 4 0 • view
Wow! Won’t the World be impressed?! 🤣
jun 14, 2025, 11:16 pm • 1 0 • view
#MAGAPukes
jun 14, 2025, 10:41 pm • 2 0 • view
This looks so lame
jun 14, 2025, 10:41 pm • 45 0 • view
Pathetic parade for a man with a pathetic manhood.
jun 14, 2025, 10:45 pm • 4 0 • view
I’m so happy 😆
jun 14, 2025, 10:44 pm • 5 0 • view
Omg look at the empty space
jun 14, 2025, 10:48 pm • 2 0 • view
They're so visible.
jun 15, 2025, 1:16 am • 0 0 • view
Can confirm that they are *not* throwing candy or little army toys or beads from the tanks, and my 9-year-old self who got candy and little army toys and beads from a tank soldier on Delaware Avenue in Buffalo, N.Y., in 1980something is a little sad.
jun 14, 2025, 10:44 pm • 1,004 71 • view
Seems ridiculous to make them drive down the street
jun 14, 2025, 11:32 pm • 1 0 • view
This is 1/3 the crowd in the middle of Wyoming that showed up today to protest! A county 10,000 whole people got 100 people to the first protest people remember happening in town…we cheered louder 😂
jun 14, 2025, 10:54 pm • 76 2 • view
This is so sad. It must be demoralizing for the soldiers.
jun 14, 2025, 10:50 pm • 20 0 • view
Kim does it better.
jun 14, 2025, 10:48 pm • 54 0 • view
Clearly this is a bust, only one side of the street allowed for viewing with the “crowd” is single row deep and sparsely spaced. What a joke and a huge waste of taxpayer dollars!
jun 14, 2025, 10:51 pm • 21 1 • view
That would have been too festive.
jun 15, 2025, 2:19 am • 0 0 • view
That's parade is pathetic and sad. Happy Obama Appreciation Day!
jun 15, 2025, 12:28 am • 6 0 • view
I live in a town of 70,000. More people show up for our Memorial Day parade than he seems to have gotten. And no candy is no bueno. Is it even a real parade if no one is throwing stuff at you?
jun 14, 2025, 11:03 pm • 9 0 • view
This is hilariously pathetic. The schadenfreude feels so damn good.
jun 14, 2025, 10:48 pm • 45 0 • view
Now that’s a white parade!
jun 14, 2025, 11:17 pm • 2 0 • view
What! Did anyone ELSE throw anything good?
jun 14, 2025, 10:50 pm • 1 0 • view
Single file
jun 14, 2025, 11:07 pm • 0 0 • view
👿👿👿👿👿👿👿👿👿👿🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕
jun 14, 2025, 11:15 pm • 0 0 • view
There’s NO ONE THERE
jun 14, 2025, 10:48 pm • 21 0 • view
You guys used to get candies?!!
jun 15, 2025, 2:23 am • 0 0 • view
More people showed up for Fyre Festival 2.
jun 14, 2025, 10:57 pm • 11 0 • view
They could've hired Mardi Gras crewes from New Orleans but, no. No beads for MAGA. Which is just as well given that we've already seen Melania's bare breasts.
jun 14, 2025, 10:48 pm • 11 0 • view
As a vet I’m so goddamned angry. Angry they’re being used. Angry that some people think the military is the enemy. Angry that a draft dodger would once again con people into choosing him over 250 years of norms. Angry that GOP are AWOL. Тяцмр’s a punk, not a CinC. Don’t blame the troops.
jun 14, 2025, 10:51 pm • 94 2 • view
The parade has hit a lull as we near the 7 p.m. mark. But lo, the sound of a helicopter! People rush toward the Mall to witness … a news chopper.
jun 14, 2025, 10:53 pm • 1,027 137 • view
This is NOT a crowd.
jun 14, 2025, 10:54 pm • 6 1 • view
It’s so quiet like that squeaky shoes meme
jun 14, 2025, 10:51 pm • 5 0 • view
Is Roger Goodell leading the parade?
jun 14, 2025, 11:14 pm • 0 0 • view
Boy, it sure was worth it tearing up the streets and spending millions for this.
jun 14, 2025, 11:25 pm • 8 1 • view
FOXTROT DELTA TACO
jun 14, 2025, 10:52 pm • 20 0 • view
The Kenmore Memorial Day parade is way better than this.
jun 15, 2025, 2:49 am • 0 0 • view
Heck, my local ROTC group tosses candy from parades, there's no excuse
jun 14, 2025, 10:51 pm • 9 0 • view
lol this parade fucking sucks, slap a sad tuba track over it and call it a day
jun 14, 2025, 10:53 pm • 19 0 • view
Absolute silence apart from the tanks
jun 15, 2025, 7:11 am • 1 1 • view
Was at a parade in North Dakota where they were throwing candy and the little fat kid next to me said “be a lot cooler if they were throwing beef jerky” and I’m convinced he was on to something.
jun 14, 2025, 10:52 pm • 39 0 • view
How weird that those we my exact parade experiences, right down to Delaware Ave in the 1980s. It was almost always cold and infinitely more fun than this. Those parachute army dudes were so cool.
jun 15, 2025, 1:11 am • 0 0 • view
The energy in the crowd is…something.
jun 14, 2025, 11:37 pm • 3 0 • view
I've seen more impressive flyovers in Sherman Oaks during no event whatsoever. ✈️
jun 14, 2025, 10:56 pm • 5 0 • view
couldn't even bother getting the blue angels lmao
jun 14, 2025, 10:41 pm • 5 0 • view
The Blue Angels are Navy
jun 14, 2025, 10:42 pm • 8 0 • view
Wow...there must be at least a dozen people flocking to see the flyover
jun 14, 2025, 10:42 pm • 20 0 • view
Works out about $50k per person 😂
jun 14, 2025, 10:49 pm • 5 0 • view
I live near a base and those things fly over my house daily
jun 14, 2025, 10:49 pm • 1 0 • view
Six onlookers😅
jun 15, 2025, 4:45 am • 0 0 • view
Love the five guys running to get a closer look.
jun 14, 2025, 11:08 pm • 0 0 • view
Come to the English Lake District for a better view of American aircraft
jun 15, 2025, 8:27 am • 0 0 • view
When I was a kid, there was a Veteran's Day parade that had tanks, old jeeps, a marching band, and an airshow. It wasn't big because it was pretty local, we lived close to a base. That local Veteran's Day parade had more excitement and attendees than this!! Plus the kids got candy and glow sticks!
jun 14, 2025, 11:22 pm • 12 1 • view
Why is that MAGAt treating a tank as if it were a pleasure boat? Disgraceful all around.
jun 14, 2025, 10:44 pm • 1 0 • view
even after this? barely a crowd?
jun 14, 2025, 10:27 pm • 110 15 • view
Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha fucking losers
jun 14, 2025, 10:48 pm • 25 0 • view
That ad was a joke. A funny joke, but nevertheless, a joke.
jun 14, 2025, 11:33 pm • 1 0 • view
I mean. I suppose MAGAs would be motivated by the joke.
jun 15, 2025, 1:51 am • 0 0 • view
$1k in crypto to be a seat filler? That can't be real.
jun 14, 2025, 11:31 pm • 0 0 • view
well it was on craigslist if you follow the link - But yeah - I don't know who posted it...
jun 14, 2025, 11:34 pm • 0 0 • view
It’s not. It was a joke. 🤣
jun 14, 2025, 11:34 pm • 1 0 • view
Where’s all the red hats? Embarrassed? Ashamed?
jun 14, 2025, 10:35 pm • 2 0 • view
Wow. They pulled some props off an old MASH set. Yawn.
jun 14, 2025, 11:32 pm • 1 0 • view
It’s like they are in Pyongyang North Korea
jun 14, 2025, 10:33 pm • 1 0 • view
Oh yeah. They throw that extra little kick in there. Makes all the difference.
jun 15, 2025, 12:14 am • 0 0 • view
jun 14, 2025, 10:32 pm • 0 0 • view
One word to describe the parade (or “perade” according TACO) = Flaccid.
jun 15, 2025, 11:53 am • 3 2 • view
Sounds like they need a little WD40
jun 14, 2025, 10:31 pm • 32 1 • view
Can’t lubricate tracks. Oil/grease holds dirt and turns it into grease sandpaper. The sound of a main battle tank rolling in - engine is loud, tracks screaming - and the ground shaking, is not a welcoming experience
jun 14, 2025, 11:19 pm • 1 0 • view
And those are the “Stealth” tanks.
jun 14, 2025, 10:34 pm • 17 3 • view
They look like WW2 Shermans
jun 14, 2025, 10:56 pm • 4 1 • view
jun 14, 2025, 11:46 pm • 0 0 • view
I hope they feel ridiculous and angry cuz they look ridiculous, pitiful really
jun 15, 2025, 2:35 am • 0 0 • view
Who would actually attend this??????
jun 14, 2025, 10:53 pm • 0 0 • view
These guys would pull a bigger crowd if they were shirtless (and smiled more).
jun 14, 2025, 11:43 pm • 1 0 • view
Yesss
jun 14, 2025, 10:30 pm • 3 0 • view
ft lauderdale was more lit
jun 14, 2025, 10:33 pm • 1 0 • view
Colossal waste, fraud and abuse. AGAIN.
jun 14, 2025, 10:37 pm • 16 1 • view
Tens & tens of people! Fuck TACO
jun 14, 2025, 10:38 pm • 3 0 • view
Frankly, if I were the commanding forces of the great nation of Granada, I would invade the US Homeland now as payback for invasion of Grenada years ago. Clearly there's nothing to worry about based on the parade. You got this.
jun 15, 2025, 2:25 am • 3 0 • view
This gives me Russia vibes
jun 14, 2025, 10:33 pm • 0 0 • view
Putin actually has juice. Evil juice, but juice.
jun 15, 2025, 1:19 am • 0 0 • view
Russia, at least, has soldiers in skirts to liven things up.
jun 14, 2025, 10:49 pm • 0 0 • view
jun 14, 2025, 10:36 pm • 4 0 • view
Classic!
jun 14, 2025, 10:42 pm • 1 0 • view
Look at these assholes
jun 14, 2025, 10:32 pm • 2 0 • view
There are no cheers or applause Wonder how the poor marchers feel about that
jun 14, 2025, 10:36 pm • 4 1 • view
Rain it out
jun 14, 2025, 10:39 pm • 1 1 • view
When does he start pumping YMCA through those speakers and do his weird little dance?
jun 14, 2025, 10:39 pm • 11 1 • view
So, all of the vintage equipment from WWII, were they rentals?
jun 14, 2025, 11:16 pm • 1 0 • view
😂 thanks goodness , wouldn’t want to put mileage on the good stuff
jun 14, 2025, 11:34 pm • 1 0 • view
jun 14, 2025, 10:53 pm • 3 0 • view
They sure are squeaky
jun 14, 2025, 10:46 pm • 0 0 • view
The King of America demonstrates to his fellow bloodsoaked leaders in North Korea and in the Apartheid State of Israel how to do vacuous, egotistical, narcissistic triumphalism on a big scale on an effectively unlimited budget, while the mass of the population struggles in misery and insecurity.
jun 15, 2025, 7:50 am • 1 0 • view
I can't tell if it's raindrops or my tears .... of laughter
jun 14, 2025, 10:36 pm • 4 0 • view
Squeaky ass wheels. A metaphor for America 🫠😖
jun 15, 2025, 12:17 pm • 8 3 • view
That is an 80-year-old Sherman Tank from WW2. You'll be squeaking like that when you hit 80, believe me from someone who knows lol
jun 15, 2025, 1:33 pm • 5 2 • view
Me in 80 yrs if this keeps up
jun 15, 2025, 5:11 pm • 1 0 • view
The crowd energy is awe inspiring
jun 14, 2025, 10:30 pm • 12 0 • view
Not even Nicolae Ceaușescu was able to boast public enthusiasm like this.
jun 14, 2025, 10:37 pm • 15 1 • view
I think his and his wife’s Christmas performance got the loudest and most enthusiastic applause from the fine citizens of Romania!🤣🤗😏
jun 14, 2025, 11:50 pm • 1 1 • view
Everyone looks...bored.
jun 14, 2025, 10:32 pm • 9 0 • view
Were they told NOT to cheer?
jun 14, 2025, 10:33 pm • 4 0 • view
They were paid.
jun 14, 2025, 11:54 pm • 2 0 • view
I wonder if one would get tackled and beaten by the police goons if you yelled out "Butt plugs! Dildoes!"
jun 14, 2025, 10:46 pm • 2 0 • view
I was kinda hoping those would be in the Potomac.
jun 14, 2025, 10:35 pm • 0 0 • view
What a waste of money that could help people. And he's a waste of oxygen
jun 14, 2025, 10:39 pm • 5 0 • view
This is so low energy lol
jun 14, 2025, 10:33 pm • 29 0 • view
literally no one in this clip is smiling
jun 14, 2025, 10:34 pm • 15 1 • view
It's a somber day where we realize that this country is asphyxiating on its own vomit.
jun 14, 2025, 10:47 pm • 11 2 • view
Compare with the excited, passionate and loud #NOKINGS protests! - this one in Glendale CA bsky.app/profile/lurk...
jun 14, 2025, 10:58 pm • 20 3 • view
The awkward squeaking amongst the silent crowd is delicious
jun 15, 2025, 1:46 am • 3 0 • view
What are those? WW2-era Sherman tanks?
jun 14, 2025, 10:56 pm • 0 0 • view
Yup
jun 14, 2025, 11:35 pm • 0 0 • view
This is like the world's saddest military parade.
jun 14, 2025, 10:37 pm • 8 0 • view
jun 15, 2025, 2:20 am • 4 2 • view
Wow that crowd must be at least 1 deep
jun 14, 2025, 10:48 pm • 3 0 • view
🎵"It's like ra-ain, on your military parade..."🎵
jun 14, 2025, 10:36 pm • 17 0 • view
Wait, whut? there's a female on that tank..how did that happen? I'm surprised Hegseth didn't object...
jun 14, 2025, 11:23 pm • 2 1 • view
I’ve seen bigger rainy day attendance for a Magic Kingdom parade.
jun 14, 2025, 10:58 pm • 11 1 • view
Such an embarrassment to this country…tanks and troops parading through Washington, DC like a conquering horde and for no other purpose than to stroke the ego of a single man. Well, maybe two men…I’m sure Hegseth is getting some perverted thrill from this display, also 😒
jun 14, 2025, 10:45 pm • 11 3 • view
Sad
jun 14, 2025, 10:42 pm • 1 0 • view
I’d be chucking rocks at that shit.
jun 14, 2025, 10:43 pm • 0 0 • view
What an international embarrassment
jun 14, 2025, 10:53 pm • 2 0 • view
jun 14, 2025, 10:36 pm • 1 0 • view
This is humiliating and I’m glad there’s no rain. No rain = no excuses for such pathetically dismal turnout. 🥳👏😂😂😂😂😂😘
jun 14, 2025, 10:39 pm • 13 1 • view
Absolute silence! I wonder if it is hitting home to the 😂 ”crowd”
jun 15, 2025, 7:09 am • 2 0 • view
Are people holding signs, or do they instantly arrest anyone who does that?
jun 14, 2025, 10:36 pm • 1 0 • view
jfc, a thursday afternoon parade in gretna during mardi gras season draws bigger and more animated crowds.
jun 14, 2025, 11:10 pm • 2 0 • view
What a sad little parade 🥴
jun 15, 2025, 6:31 am • 0 0 • view
What has America become? Pathetic.
jun 14, 2025, 10:41 pm • 1 0 • view
Let the rain commence.
jun 14, 2025, 10:27 pm • 174 3 • view
Storms or bust⚡
jun 14, 2025, 10:27 pm • 56 1 • view
Lol it was bust!
jun 18, 2025, 5:06 pm • 0 0 • view
⚡️⚡️⚡️⚡️⚡️⚡️⚡️⚡️⚡️⚡️⚡️⚡️⚡️⚡️⚡️⚡️⚡️⚡️⚡️⚡️⚡️⚡️⚡️⚡️⚡️⛈️
jun 14, 2025, 10:29 pm • 38 1 • view
Hail would be cool.
jun 14, 2025, 10:43 pm • 2 0 • view
targeted lighting bolts please
jun 14, 2025, 10:29 pm • 3 0 • view
jun 14, 2025, 10:35 pm • 3 0 • view
I haven't rooted for rain this much since we had that draught scare in the fall
jun 14, 2025, 10:42 pm • 4 0 • view
The rain is just as welcome as the reign is not
jun 14, 2025, 10:40 pm • 3 0 • view
jun 14, 2025, 10:30 pm • 5 0 • view
this is tragic I love it
jun 14, 2025, 10:30 pm • 79 0 • view
Not joyful at all SAD!
jun 14, 2025, 10:43 pm • 1 0 • view
The crowd can hardly contain themselves 😭😭
jun 14, 2025, 10:34 pm • 3 0 • view
Squeaky and creaky
jun 14, 2025, 10:37 pm • 2 0 • view
Kamala was right-- elect Trump and all our tanks will sound like shit
jun 14, 2025, 10:43 pm • 1 0 • view
Oh my goodness. The quiet squeaking in front of a few dozen people blankly staring. Honestly striking. I didn’t expect a big crowd, but this is shocking.
jun 14, 2025, 10:48 pm • 14 3 • view
Are they on only one side of the road?
jun 15, 2025, 1:36 am • 0 0 • view
This is a pretty small crowd by DC standards. No? Compare to Pride last weekend?
jun 14, 2025, 10:33 pm • 7 0 • view
And there is fog!
jun 14, 2025, 10:31 pm • 7 0 • view
Nice
jun 15, 2025, 12:07 am • 0 0 • view
It’s harder to get a front row seat at a Disney park parade.
jun 15, 2025, 1:29 am • 0 0 • view
Wrong tune ladies and gents. www.youtube.com/watch?v=kgeI...
jun 14, 2025, 10:39 pm • 0 0 • view
And the crowd goes mild lmao
jun 14, 2025, 10:33 pm • 33 3 • view
They all look beside themselves with excitement.
jun 14, 2025, 11:34 pm • 1 0 • view
lmao couldn't even grease the tank treads properly eh
jun 14, 2025, 10:38 pm • 3 0 • view
They're WW II era Shermans. And tanks always make a lot of noise.
jun 14, 2025, 10:42 pm • 1 0 • view
If j6 was among the most horrible moments in American history, this bag of dicks parade for sure is the most pathetic moment. Makes the country look like a fucking clown.
jun 14, 2025, 11:28 pm • 10 1 • view
jun 14, 2025, 10:41 pm • 3 0 • view
All the tens of people.. the HUGEST crowds!! 🤡
jun 14, 2025, 10:43 pm • 0 0 • view
Strong “Village Fête in England and the WW2 reenactment society are putting on a show for the kids” vibes.
jun 14, 2025, 10:47 pm • 2 0 • view
Thunderstorms incoming — right on time!
jun 14, 2025, 10:35 pm • 5 0 • view
I'm not familiar with the Army's new blue t-shirt bdus in tank 2. Is that #CosplayKristi?
jun 14, 2025, 10:32 pm • 0 0 • view
There are really small towns all over this country that have better parades! And bigger attendance! 🇺🇲✌️🦋
jun 15, 2025, 6:24 pm • 0 0 • view
No clapping for the soldiers? WTF?
jun 15, 2025, 12:12 am • 0 0 • view
Love to see it
jun 14, 2025, 10:46 pm • 3 0 • view
#LoserEnergy
jun 14, 2025, 10:28 pm • 2 0 • view
Please inscribe on my tombstone, "died of third hand embarrassment on behalf of all the absolute dorks in Trump's military parade"
jun 14, 2025, 10:27 pm • 47 0 • view
is this one of those 'humiliation rituals'?
jun 14, 2025, 10:26 pm • 8 0 • view
They’re waiting for the band to play Macho Man.
jun 14, 2025, 11:00 pm • 2 0 • view
Half the crowd is just waiting to cross the street
jun 14, 2025, 10:29 pm • 28 0 • view
😂🤣😂💪
jun 14, 2025, 10:54 pm • 3 0 • view
Tiny crowd compared to what we’re seeing at the protests
jun 14, 2025, 11:22 pm • 1 0 • view
"Golf clap" -- killin' me.
jun 14, 2025, 11:43 pm • 0 0 • view
Golf Clap 🤣😂
jun 14, 2025, 11:27 pm • 1 0 • view
They have the attendees outnumbered
jun 14, 2025, 10:53 pm • 1 0 • view
What a travesty. The ego of an asshole denied the #USArmy the celebration it's 250th year of Service deserved. Coming from a family of Veterans, dating back to my granddad's service in WWII, I found this charade despicable. My late grandfather Eugene E Marx Sparta, WI
jun 14, 2025, 10:35 pm • 24 2 • view
With full respect to soldiers and their sacrifices, Americans suck at marching and you can see it was put together last minute. That said, it’s sad that soldiers had to practice marching at all for this.
jun 14, 2025, 10:41 pm • 9 0 • view
I feel for that band. Depending on who it is there are some top tier groups in the armed forces, but I have heard more excitement for a highschool band in a town of 4,000 people.
jun 14, 2025, 11:06 pm • 1 0 • view
They’ll add the cheers of adulation in post-production.
jun 14, 2025, 10:39 pm • 5 0 • view
Crowd density looks like a local parade in my suburban town
jun 14, 2025, 10:29 pm • 15 0 • view
Interesting? They are parading down Constitution Avenue as they wipe their A$$ on the constitution
jun 14, 2025, 10:31 pm • 5 0 • view
This isn't their choice. Focus that anger on the ones who put them in this jam.
jun 14, 2025, 10:39 pm • 5 0 • view
Agreed. I’ve heard the military not happy with having to be there - or in LA.
jun 14, 2025, 10:46 pm • 3 0 • view
Is Trump even there???? I would think he would find this beyond boring!
jun 14, 2025, 10:32 pm • 1 0 • view
Sean Spicer, call the office
jun 14, 2025, 10:25 pm • 4 0 • view
What a sasuage fest. Nothing but chodes for miles.
jun 14, 2025, 10:22 pm • 40 1 • view
Dang, the crowd is almost 1.5 people deep in some places
jun 14, 2025, 10:56 pm • 10 0 • view
Many places along the way, probably all the way, we had 3, 4, 5 people deep, less only if the sidewalk didn't allow more, here in a smaller city in low-population Montana. #nokings brought out unbelievably many people! Poor donnie must be so sad, ha ha.
jun 15, 2025, 4:31 am • 0 0 • view
😂😂😂
jun 14, 2025, 10:58 pm • 0 0 • view
jun 14, 2025, 11:04 pm • 1 0 • view
Trump asleep yet?
jun 14, 2025, 10:43 pm • 2 0 • view
My town has about 1,000 people in it and we had a bigger crowd at our peaceful No Kings protest today. 😊😆Sheesh.
jun 14, 2025, 10:36 pm • 19 2 • view
umm..are military parades supposed to be quiet?
jun 14, 2025, 10:25 pm • 6 0 • view
if the smithsonian metro isn't filling every train, is it really a party at all?
jun 15, 2025, 1:29 am • 0 0 • view
bsky.app/profile/that...
jun 14, 2025, 10:23 pm • 22 2 • view
Better view: www.earthcam.com/usa/dc/washi.... Parade is on the right side along with the not-needed big screens for the non-crowd.
jun 14, 2025, 10:24 pm • 29 6 • view
What's going on just left of the bottom middle. Seems to be a growing crowd for something. Portapotties?
jun 14, 2025, 11:22 pm • 0 0 • view
Transport away? Certainly looks like a line of cehicles.
jun 14, 2025, 11:25 pm • 0 0 • view
This Earthcam should go viral. Wow! 🌍📷
jun 14, 2025, 11:02 pm • 4 0 • view
LOL
jun 15, 2025, 12:40 am • 0 0 • view
$100 millíon taxpayer dollars for an ego fest.
jun 14, 2025, 10:28 pm • 0 0 • view
I've seen a bigger crowd surround the street performers at the pier in San Francisco
jun 14, 2025, 10:25 pm • 30 2 • view
👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼 True!!
jun 14, 2025, 10:37 pm • 3 0 • view
Nailed it
jun 14, 2025, 10:50 pm • 0 0 • view
Lol same
jun 15, 2025, 1:40 am • 1 0 • view
Looks like there’s more marching soldiers than there are spectators.
jun 14, 2025, 10:35 pm • 14 0 • view
The Smithsonian gets more than that during any day for the Folk Life Festival in July. In. July. The 🍊💩 can't get that on a mild Saturday in June. Pitiful 🤣
jun 14, 2025, 11:01 pm • 3 1 • view
SAD
jun 15, 2025, 1:35 am • 0 0 • view
He's a good dog but the rally I went to had several good dogs so
jun 14, 2025, 10:19 pm • 6 0 • view
jun 14, 2025, 10:42 pm • 6 0 • view
Never could’ve heard that dog barking at the protest I was at today. It’s like dead silence there.
jun 15, 2025, 12:00 am • 2 0 • view
LOLOOOL
jun 14, 2025, 10:36 pm • 0 0 • view
its fucking silent lmao
jun 15, 2025, 2:53 am • 0 0 • view
That's not a crowd
jun 14, 2025, 10:23 pm • 2 0 • view
I’ve seen bigger crowds on fun runs in my small town
jun 15, 2025, 7:07 am • 0 0 • view
I think there were more people at my Mom's small town founding day parade today. And this is a rural town in Alberta.
jun 14, 2025, 10:21 pm • 5 0 • view
Crowd looks small compared to No Kings in Miami
jun 14, 2025, 10:17 pm • 13 0 • view
The crowd looks small compared to No Kings in Swampscott, MA lol.
jun 14, 2025, 10:20 pm • 15 0 • view
Consider signing re: Pam Bondi & Ashley Moody, chng.it/tBHk9xtV5Z
jul 3, 2025, 10:22 am • 0 0 • view
I've seen much larger crowds for the Cherry Blossom Parade
jun 15, 2025, 1:47 am • 4 1 • view
Sparse!
jun 14, 2025, 10:11 pm • 2 0 • view
Sad! No one there!
jun 14, 2025, 10:20 pm • 2 0 • view
So much empty
jun 14, 2025, 10:42 pm • 1 0 • view
Bet most of the viewers are family members of those in uniform marching.
jun 14, 2025, 10:29 pm • 23 1 • view
Pathetic...sad for all those who are marching and participating in the charade
jun 14, 2025, 10:12 pm • 6 0 • view
I am watching the live feed and man, for getting everything he wanted for his birthday, tangerine taco sure don't look happy. I think we rained on his parade.
jun 14, 2025, 11:48 pm • 2 0 • view
Pathetic. Sorry for our military to be used as props by pigs
jun 14, 2025, 10:11 pm • 121 2 • view
And the cost!!!
jun 14, 2025, 10:27 pm • 31 0 • view
There's a joke in here somewhere about this authoritarian regime using tanks to tear up Constitution and surprisingly not many people are into it.
jun 15, 2025, 1:37 am • 2 0 • view
Meanwhile, back in the UK we had the Trooping of the Colour today. I think we do it a lot better!
jun 14, 2025, 10:17 pm • 190 8 • view
Revolutions tend to have that effect. 😎
jun 14, 2025, 10:25 pm • 2 0 • view
likely there were more AMERICANS watching the parade with an actual King than are watching the parade of their own head-of-state who's just a pound shop felon (most def. not a king)
jun 14, 2025, 10:36 pm • 73 3 • view
If we're on the meaningless, useless parade bar, this isn't much better. Money wasted would be better off helping pensioners pay their energy bills.
jun 14, 2025, 10:55 pm • 6 0 • view
King Charles 1st Trooping the Colour was estimated to cost £10 million. Polished, Professional, well executed and well attended Trumps 1st Temu Trooping the Color $45 million A shambolic meandering to the tune of a protest song about a draft system that allowed rich draft dodgers like Trump
jun 15, 2025, 11:24 am • 10 1 • view
And God smiled on the weather in London 😎. Less so in DC ☔️. 🤣
jun 15, 2025, 11:01 am • 3 0 • view
The same obscenely expensive, irrelevant old tosh for the aggrandizement of an entitled old man
jun 14, 2025, 10:40 pm • 10 0 • view
I bet you're fun at parties
jun 15, 2025, 9:54 am • 0 0 • view
Thanks. You're right: I love a good party. Not so keen on a bunch of preening gits poncing about like the cast of a B-movie set in Ruritania, at huge expense to the rest of us.
jun 15, 2025, 3:58 pm • 2 0 • view
Parade might be better, but kings must be removed wherever they are.
jun 14, 2025, 10:48 pm • 4 0 • view
Lol. I'm old enough to remember HM Queen riding a horse in that.
jun 15, 2025, 10:37 am • 1 0 • view
I was watching it this morning, definitely much better and infinitely more dignified than anything related to Trump.
jun 14, 2025, 10:47 pm • 2 0 • view
Yup
jun 14, 2025, 11:08 pm • 0 0 • view
No one does pageantry like the British. Our idiot in charge shouldn't have even tried.
jun 16, 2025, 5:54 am • 0 0 • view
colonialist shit hole
jun 14, 2025, 11:13 pm • 0 0 • view
With a real king!
jun 15, 2025, 3:21 am • 2 0 • view
Hahaha, we had a bigger crowd at our protest in Louisville.
jun 14, 2025, 10:55 pm • 8 0 • view
Kim Jung Un is gonna have a good laugh at this 😂
jun 14, 2025, 10:48 pm • 11 1 • view
Look at that, there must be...tens of them
jun 15, 2025, 12:10 am • 3 0 • view
lol
jun 15, 2025, 2:25 am • 0 0 • view
Disappointed in every member of the Army that decided to participate today rather than uphold their oath to the constitution.
jun 14, 2025, 10:57 pm • 5 0 • view
jun 15, 2025, 1:55 pm • 1 0 • view
All the money they spent could have paid for Medicaid
jun 14, 2025, 10:18 pm • 13 1 • view
The second hand embarrassment this is giving 😂😂😂😂😂
jun 14, 2025, 10:18 pm • 10 0 • view
There were more No Kings protesters in our area than what are pictured here.
jun 15, 2025, 1:39 pm • 2 0 • view
But hey - they all got a good view🤣
jun 15, 2025, 12:39 am • 2 0 • view
There’s more people at our local Fourth of July parade.
jun 14, 2025, 10:56 pm • 2 0 • view
Not 250k
jun 15, 2025, 1:28 pm • 3 0 • view
You could say there were around 250,000 people there, but only if you then divided by 1000.
jun 15, 2025, 10:10 pm • 1 0 • view
I wonder what they’re going to claim the turnout was.
jun 14, 2025, 11:58 pm • 2 0 • view
Pathetic
jun 14, 2025, 10:13 pm • 3 0 • view
For comparison on the same street when Nats won World Series youtube.com/shorts/xAyoi...
jun 14, 2025, 11:21 pm • 7 1 • view
3-4 deep for the Boston Pride Parade which went for at least half mile.
jun 14, 2025, 10:32 pm • 3 1 • view
How pathetic. Shame on you for promoting this.
jun 15, 2025, 12:00 am • 2 0 • view
Sean spicer is going to repeal down from a black hawk and tell us these were the biggest crowds in the history of military parades. He’s been stretching out for 10 days.
jun 14, 2025, 10:20 pm • 2 0 • view
Smaller crowd than a Bills Victory parade?
jun 14, 2025, 10:34 pm • 2 0 • view
That’s about the size of our neighborhood’s July 4th parade, but with fewer golf carts.
jun 15, 2025, 10:04 pm • 1 0 • view
Sean Spicer will say there were billions in attendance. 🤣
jun 14, 2025, 10:22 pm • 10 0 • view
Sad 😂
jun 14, 2025, 10:56 pm • 5 0 • view
What a waste of everyone’s time and money.
jun 14, 2025, 10:40 pm • 2 0 • view
God bless our troops. God damn our President.
jun 14, 2025, 11:43 pm • 3 0 • view
Still way more Nazi fill them I’m comfortable with.
jun 14, 2025, 11:01 pm • 2 0 • view
bsky.app/profile/fran...
jun 14, 2025, 10:59 pm • 1 1 • view
“ One deep” is the funniest thing I’ve heard in a while 😂😂😂
jun 14, 2025, 10:42 pm • 11 1 • view
"One Deep" sounds like a great new nickname. #OneDeep #TrumpParade
jun 14, 2025, 11:39 pm • 3 0 • view
If it was about the military, people would be there for it. But most people know this is about him and want nothing to do with it. He’s politicizing the military and most people, even a lot of his voters, are deeply uncomfortable with that.
jun 14, 2025, 10:20 pm • 47 3 • view
Even most of the GOP bowed out www.thedailybeast.com/gop-lawmaker...
jun 14, 2025, 10:35 pm • 8 3 • view
100% many of us in dc would also be there to support the army but trump’s involvement made us go protest out in maryland or virginia
jun 14, 2025, 10:32 pm • 32 2 • view
Larger crowds form in Missouri when a new gas station opens.
jun 15, 2025, 2:56 pm • 2 0 • view
Pathetic is the MAGA feature, not a bug.
jun 15, 2025, 1:14 am • 4 1 • view
this is a sad maga wet dream cult rally.
jun 14, 2025, 11:07 pm • 3 0 • view
That won't be what Karoline Leavitt has to say.
jun 14, 2025, 10:28 pm • 2 0 • view
Where’s the little wannabe orange man child?
jun 14, 2025, 11:04 pm • 2 0 • view
The crowd at my #sacramento #nokings protest today was shoulder-to-shoulder and several blocks deep in all directions.
jun 14, 2025, 10:59 pm • 8 0 • view
Sooooo thankful relieved this parade didn’t draw even a tenth of us no kingers. Boohoo rained on OT’s parade.
jun 15, 2025, 5:09 am • 0 0 • view
jun 14, 2025, 10:19 pm • 6 0 • view
BIGLY IMPRESSIVE
jun 16, 2025, 6:26 pm • 0 0 • view
More people in it than watching, looks like a HS Homecomming from a smaller school.
jun 14, 2025, 11:00 pm • 1 0 • view
I was at a protest in a DC suburb with 10 times this many people 🤣
jun 14, 2025, 10:20 pm • 13 1 • view
All you had to do was say it was super boring. No one was happy. It rained And it wasn’t a party or a parade
jun 15, 2025, 9:12 pm • 0 0 • view
Looks a Health and Safety nightmare if those 200 people all want to leave at the same time.
jun 14, 2025, 11:21 pm • 5 0 • view
I’ve seen bigger crowds for the Vienna (VA) Halloween parade.
jun 14, 2025, 10:58 pm • 3 0 • view
10s of peoples
jun 14, 2025, 10:58 pm • 4 0 • view
10s of people one deep. 😂
jun 15, 2025, 12:24 am • 3 0 • view
Started early?
jun 14, 2025, 10:11 pm • 1 1 • view
Apparently trying to avoid rain.
jun 14, 2025, 10:23 pm • 1 1 • view
More soldiers than civilians
jun 14, 2025, 11:54 pm • 2 0 • view
We need more people to walk by and refuse to stop and fawn over this disgusting display. Make him real mad. Maybe he'll get so mad he has an aneurysm and fucks off permanently.
jun 14, 2025, 10:53 pm • 1 0 • view
More people at the football hall of fame parade in Canton, Ohio every year. Feel sad for those that marched and played.
jun 15, 2025, 5:46 pm • 0 0 • view
FYI this is how you bankrupt a casino
jun 15, 2025, 5:03 pm • 8 0 • view
#OneDeep
jun 15, 2025, 4:06 am • 0 0 • view
pathetic
jun 14, 2025, 10:22 pm • 1 0 • view
THANK YOU for some actual news reporting today. Looks like they paid just enough attendees to cover the road.
jun 15, 2025, 5:12 am • 0 0 • view
And how many of them were hired for the day?
jun 14, 2025, 10:22 pm • 17 1 • view
I'm going 50/50. That is 50% hired, 50% ordered.
jun 14, 2025, 10:27 pm • 11 1 • view
MAGA too busy making America Great Again to attend baby felon's birthday bash.
jun 15, 2025, 12:48 pm • 2 0 • view
This is just all the moms and dads of the soldiers isn’t it
jun 14, 2025, 10:41 pm • 18 0 • view
And spouses, kids, grandparents, etc. Mil families of the parade soldiers alone could account for the “crowd.”
jun 14, 2025, 11:13 pm • 9 0 • view
Sad
jun 15, 2025, 7:02 pm • 0 0 • view
Meanwhile Louisville, Kentucky had over 7,000 people peacefully protesting the Trump regime (this is a video of people returning from a march; this is a small portion of the peaceful protesters)
jun 14, 2025, 10:38 pm • 24 3 • view
Any idea how many attendees are paid?
jun 14, 2025, 10:49 pm • 2 0 • view
Hopefully none. I’m hoping they saw straight through that $1K in cryptocurrency lie.
jun 14, 2025, 11:01 pm • 2 0 • view
Who holds a parade during dinner time?
jun 15, 2025, 12:32 am • 2 0 • view
Yall are pathetic as fuck What a sad state of affairs the U.S. is in, but when you elect an abject conman who is also a rapist and also a turbo hypocrite This is what you get when the rest of you have no guts, or spine and your media is a disgrace Fraudsters run your military and gov now
jun 15, 2025, 8:23 am • 5 0 • view
We didn’t vote for this..Trump and Elon has admitted on more than one occasion that they cheated and Elon bought the presidency for him. We the people are doing our damn best. If the Dems and GOP in power actually did something to stop this madness that would be great.
jun 15, 2025, 2:48 pm • 1 0 • view
Let's record our protest totals! I have a database where you can plug it in from any state! Here's a sample of just some from MA. docs.google.com/forms/d/e/1F...
jun 14, 2025, 10:22 pm • 6 3 • view
Ugh, Bluesky shortened it and the link didn't work. This one will: docs.google.com/forms/d/e/1F...
jun 14, 2025, 10:46 pm • 2 0 • view
Alt National Parks has a tally, but I don't know if one can get the complete list.
jun 15, 2025, 1:31 am • 1 0 • view
Thanks. I know some groups try to get their own numbers, but I fear it misses lots of other groups. I know this isn’t perfect, but it’s a start and can be copied or analyzed.
jun 15, 2025, 1:46 am • 0 0 • view
I'm very sad for our military. They deserved a huge parade. But because Trump made it about his birthday, few people attended.
jun 14, 2025, 10:33 pm • 56 3 • view
I guess, but honestly hauling out all the hardware and blocks and blocks of marching troops is a look I’ve always associated with the USSR and N Korea
jun 14, 2025, 11:20 pm • 26 4 • view
Have we ever had a Military Parade like this?
jun 15, 2025, 2:49 pm • 1 0 • view
Oh my god???
jun 14, 2025, 10:09 pm • 14 0 • view
It's almost like this parade was for one man and one man only
jun 15, 2025, 1:28 pm • 17 0 • view
Giant waste of money for a little man and his ego
jun 14, 2025, 10:13 pm • 23 0 • view
💯
jun 14, 2025, 10:31 pm • 2 0 • view
Looks like it was poorly attended and a huge waste of money.
jun 15, 2025, 12:00 pm • 17 0 • view
Good. When I was a kid, I lived in a town so small it could be considered a village. We had better turnout at all of our parades.
jun 14, 2025, 10:36 pm • 3 0 • view
This is the best...😂
jun 15, 2025, 4:02 am • 0 0 • view
Suckers and losers parade.
jun 14, 2025, 11:31 pm • 2 0 • view
Please, have some respect. It is now perading.
jun 15, 2025, 2:03 am • 2 0 • view
#NoKings #NoCrowd #NoInterestInThisBullshitParade
jun 14, 2025, 10:13 pm • 2 0 • view
#ColossalWasteOfMoney
jun 14, 2025, 10:14 pm • 1 0 • view
I guess you drew the short straw
jun 14, 2025, 11:16 pm • 2 0 • view
Can we get a refund?
jun 14, 2025, 11:00 pm • 2 0 • view
Wow. They can all be in the front row.
jun 15, 2025, 2:04 am • 0 0 • view
That’s sad. Our crowds are deeper for our St. Paddy’s day parades!
jun 15, 2025, 4:31 am • 0 0 • view
Pretty sure the crowd was bigger in Carson City NV for NoKings
jun 15, 2025, 1:35 am • 3 0 • view
This parade is not just pointless; it looks cheap.
jun 14, 2025, 10:21 pm • 4 1 • view
More people at No Kings in Cincinnati.
jun 14, 2025, 11:48 pm • 4 0 • view
Yeah nobody's there, everyone's at the Josh Johnson shows
jun 14, 2025, 10:26 pm • 7 0 • view
Now that he’s successfully humiliated the US Military, can his work be done? Hegseth could do him a solid and send up a Signal😉
jun 14, 2025, 11:16 pm • 10 1 • view
We had a great crowd at small town Natick, MA!
jun 15, 2025, 11:58 am • 0 0 • view
#FascistGathering
jun 15, 2025, 4:59 pm • 1 0 • view
😂
jun 15, 2025, 5:54 am • 1 0 • view
"one deep"?? Joke.
jun 15, 2025, 6:34 pm • 2 0 • view
I think there are some there in solidarity with what an impossible position these troops are in. Just saying.
jun 14, 2025, 11:08 pm • 1 0 • view
Leavitt, tomorrow: "the largest audience to ever witness a military/birthday parade, period, both in person and around the globe."
jun 14, 2025, 10:15 pm • 93 1 • view
😂
jun 15, 2025, 5:13 am • 1 0 • view
🤣😂🤣 You know it!
jun 14, 2025, 10:49 pm • 10 0 • view
Wonder how early they got there to be sure to get a good view?🤣
jun 15, 2025, 3:55 pm • 1 0 • view
I wonder how many attending answered a Craigslist ad.
jun 14, 2025, 11:16 pm • 3 0 • view
1 deep
jun 14, 2025, 11:22 pm • 3 0 • view
Maybe they're waiting for a chance to cross the street.
jun 14, 2025, 10:27 pm • 3 1 • view
The one dude trying to become a tree 🤣🤣
jun 16, 2025, 7:46 pm • 0 0 • view
This are fewer people along 47’s toddler toy parade than there are along Disney’s Main Street Parade on a daily basis.
jun 15, 2025, 12:36 am • 2 1 • view
Love this for him
jun 14, 2025, 10:49 pm • 1 0 • view
One deep is crying out to be a hashtag. #OneDeep
jun 14, 2025, 10:42 pm • 10 2 • view
#OneDeep 😂
jun 14, 2025, 11:16 pm • 3 0 • view
Sad
jun 14, 2025, 11:35 pm • 3 0 • view
Everything he does is an embarrassment on the international stage. Everyone from the Administration to the SECDEF and our CJCS should be ashamed of themselves!
jun 15, 2025, 12:51 am • 2 1 • view
LOL All that money to prove to yourself how much you are HATED.
jun 15, 2025, 1:03 am • 4 0 • view
The best human guardrails money can buy
jun 14, 2025, 10:47 pm • 2 0 • view
Good! Fuck DJT!! 🤬🤬🤬
jun 14, 2025, 10:39 pm • 1 0 • view
jun 14, 2025, 11:32 pm • 2 0 • view
Pathetic. All for one immature simpleton.
jun 14, 2025, 10:56 pm • 1 0 • view
There are more protesters lining the street I live on than this!
jun 14, 2025, 10:25 pm • 4 0 • view
Tens of people. 😂
jun 14, 2025, 10:30 pm • 4 0 • view
The safest place on earth today🤠
jun 15, 2025, 1:57 am • 2 0 • view
I’ll be saying “that parade was one deep” this week
jun 14, 2025, 10:19 pm • 8 2 • view
Half of those people probably recruited off of Craigslist for a $5 McDonald's voucher that expired in 2005.
jun 14, 2025, 10:17 pm • 39 2 • view
~ 💀🤣🤣🤣
jun 14, 2025, 10:37 pm • 0 0 • view
I saw the ad
jun 14, 2025, 11:08 pm • 6 1 • view
Less than 4$!
jun 15, 2025, 2:34 am • 1 0 • view
jun 14, 2025, 10:32 pm • 8 0 • view
One deep in sections
jun 15, 2025, 4:00 am • 0 0 • view
there's more traffic on the sidewalks of constitution on any given day. I am so sorry that the Army has been forced into this selfish display. Soldiers deserve much better than being pawns
jun 14, 2025, 10:20 pm • 44 3 • view
Looks like the Kansas City Saint Patrick’s Day Parade when it’s forty degrees and raining
jun 15, 2025, 3:18 am • 1 0 • view
This thread is sad. Think of the millions wasted by a dude who called soldiers “losers and suckers” and who has severely eroded services for veterans. This parade isn’t about celebrating the Army. It’s about celebrating HIM in militaristic, Dear Leader fashion.
jun 14, 2025, 10:29 pm • 16 2 • view
That's so small! 😂 #parade #Protests
jun 14, 2025, 11:04 pm • 2 0 • view
That's what she said.
jun 15, 2025, 3:40 am • 1 0 • view
🚫👑 wins the day
jun 14, 2025, 10:40 pm • 1 0 • view
Hahahahahahahahaha GLORIOUS
jun 14, 2025, 10:26 pm • 1 0 • view
one row deep rofl
jun 14, 2025, 10:14 pm • 28 1 • view
bsky.app/profile/laur...
jun 14, 2025, 10:16 pm • 20 2 • view
Will you be providing final estimates of attendance? If not, do you know who will be? I just queried and no one seems to have numbers that are factual only estimates done six hours earlier.
jun 14, 2025, 10:09 pm • 11 0 • view
Best guess...
jun 14, 2025, 10:12 pm • 7 0 • view
Impossible for me to say. Crowd is deeper and more enthusiastic toward the end. It’s downright quiet up toward the front.
jun 14, 2025, 10:10 pm • 32 1 • view
So maybe a hundred and ten?
jun 14, 2025, 10:32 pm • 8 0 • view
"The throng is lined up one deep! Back to you, Mel."
jun 14, 2025, 11:12 pm • 3 0 • view
I’m so fucking angry. Our troops deserve so much better. Anyone who ever spent all afternoon polishing boots & squaring away bunks knows this is wrong. I salute the soldiers & I goddamn anyone who voted Тяцмр & put them in this position. Army, if you’re listening, I have a domestic enemy btw
jun 14, 2025, 10:46 pm • 12 2 • view
Poor bastards. They aren’t the enemy #nokings
jun 14, 2025, 10:41 pm • 4 0 • view
tearing up 'constitution avenue' with tank tracks seems apt.
jun 14, 2025, 10:51 pm • 3 0 • view
Many of them are press! Lol
jun 15, 2025, 12:06 am • 2 0 • view
His fragile ass ego is gonna need a win. Iran may be in big trouble.
jun 15, 2025, 2:55 am • 5 0 • view
It's so pathetically small...
jun 14, 2025, 11:05 pm • 2 0 • view
Not the first time that phrase has, er, come up around Trump.
jun 15, 2025, 3:39 am • 0 0 • view
$45m of our tax dollars for this bullshit
jun 14, 2025, 10:30 pm • 10 0 • view
It’s absolutely bullshit.
jun 14, 2025, 10:33 pm • 7 0 • view
The Suffragists had a bigger crowd.
jun 14, 2025, 10:44 pm • 2 0 • view
So very pathetic. His crowds are as tiny as his hands.
jun 14, 2025, 10:34 pm • 10 0 • view
Tampa’s annual pirate-themed parade draws easily 10x what I’m seeing on the National Mall today.
jun 14, 2025, 10:13 pm • 26 0 • view
GASPARILLAAAAAA
jun 14, 2025, 10:22 pm • 5 0 • view
I was in that parade once as a teenager! It was fun.
jun 14, 2025, 10:55 pm • 2 0 • view
I’ll take drunk pirates over a North Korean-style tank procession any day.
jun 14, 2025, 10:57 pm • 7 0 • view
10s of people.
jun 14, 2025, 10:14 pm • 62 0 • view
Severals. 🦗
jun 14, 2025, 10:38 pm • 21 0 • view
😆😆
jun 15, 2025, 2:00 pm • 0 0 • view
I’ve been to the 4th July parade in DC and it had a way bigger crowd! 🤣
jun 14, 2025, 11:26 pm • 2 0 • view
I’ve been to one in Stoughton Wisconsin with a bigger crowd — and more interesting floats
jun 14, 2025, 11:40 pm • 4 0 • view
It's the family members of the musicians lining the street.🤣🤢🤡
jun 14, 2025, 10:21 pm • 2 0 • view
More people protesting in Boise Idaho than watching this stupid tank parade
jun 14, 2025, 10:16 pm • 66 3 • view
It legitimately looks like a small town parade with that kind of attendance
jun 14, 2025, 11:13 pm • 2 0 • view
🤣🤣🤣🤣nobody showed up
jun 14, 2025, 10:29 pm • 1 0 • view
Ouch. This is sad.
jun 14, 2025, 10:14 pm • 3 0 • view
How many were paid? And how much for stand ins these days?
jun 15, 2025, 1:33 am • 3 0 • view
There were bigger crowds at the Marine Corps Marathon
jun 14, 2025, 10:49 pm • 2 0 • view
This is comforting.
jun 14, 2025, 10:18 pm • 7 0 • view
We have more than that in our Ancients and Horribles 4 Parade in Northern,RI
jun 14, 2025, 10:32 pm • 2 0 • view
Maybe just dont cover something that isnt interesting or newsworthy
jun 15, 2025, 5:28 am • 0 0 • view
I wonder if Elon Musk can explain this disparity. Supposedly many millions of people voted for t-rump. Why aren't they there to celebrate his lame parade? 🤔
jun 14, 2025, 10:34 pm • 17 3 • view
A bunch of hateful people stand for Trump at this point is more disgusting than ever! NO REAL AMERICAN at all should be supporting Trump.
jun 15, 2025, 12:13 pm • 0 0 • view
Hahahaha. We had more people at our No Kings rallies in small southern towns!
jun 15, 2025, 1:23 am • 3 0 • view
LOLLL this year's straight pride is looking wild
jun 15, 2025, 1:15 am • 8 0 • view
I think there was a larger crowd at the CARS Tour race just down I-95 South. They may have stolen his crowd.
jun 15, 2025, 1:27 am • 2 0 • view
To bad there isn't a way of showing respect for Army's 250th without having to go to trump's birthday
jun 14, 2025, 10:29 pm • 2 0 • view
lol there were more people at the no kings protest I went to
jun 14, 2025, 10:42 pm • 6 0 • view
Anemic
jun 15, 2025, 2:23 am • 2 0 • view
LOL.
jun 15, 2025, 6:27 am • 0 0 • view
Did you see where they “thanked their sponsors”? Phorm energy (owned by Dana White) and a bitcoin thing
jun 14, 2025, 10:53 pm • 2 0 • view
What is this? A PARADE FOR ANTS?!?!?!
jun 14, 2025, 10:24 pm • 15 2 • view
Nearabout two deep.
jun 14, 2025, 10:24 pm • 2 0 • view
FOXTROT DELTA TACO
jun 14, 2025, 11:14 pm • 3 1 • view
Massive waste of resources
jun 14, 2025, 11:39 pm • 2 0 • view
He made sure all the troops had to be maga and not fat. We will see who infiltrated the army
jun 14, 2025, 10:38 pm • 2 0 • view
He had ads on craigslist and they will be paid $1000 in crypto
jun 14, 2025, 10:37 pm • 2 0 • view
A curfew or what?
jun 15, 2025, 5:51 am • 0 0 • view
🤣🤣🤣 Dozens enthralled!
jun 15, 2025, 2:43 pm • 0 0 • view
Literally dozens of people
jun 14, 2025, 10:18 pm • 2 0 • view
This is like a small town parade where there are actually more townspeople parading than watching
jun 14, 2025, 10:11 pm • 382 11 • view
Gaspee Days parade in my town gets more spectators than this.
jun 14, 2025, 11:01 pm • 0 0 • view
The Lentil Festival in Pullman Washington has a far more enthusiastic crowd
jun 14, 2025, 11:03 pm • 1 0 • view
My town’s Memorial Day parade had a more enthusiastic showing.
jun 15, 2025, 12:50 am • 2 0 • view
My town with a population of 2500 has better 4th of July and Christmas parades than this pathetic joke
jun 14, 2025, 11:25 pm • 3 0 • view
I literally just said this to my husband as I read this thread 😂😂
jun 15, 2025, 1:53 am • 1 0 • view
Now you’ve got me wondering if half the people watching are family of the people parading…
jun 14, 2025, 10:16 pm • 213 5 • view
Definitely And now those soldiers are really embarrassed in front of their family
jun 15, 2025, 10:32 am • 3 0 • view
jun 14, 2025, 10:19 pm • 36 0 • view
If I participated in shit like this, not even my mother would turn up to support me
jun 14, 2025, 10:31 pm • 3 0 • view
Gods, I don’t think I could turn up to support my son and that kills me because I’d try and support him in everything but gods, kid, I’d have never liked you joining the military at all (Quaker) so marching for this fucking twat? Might be a bridge too far. I’d love him from a distance, I think.
jun 14, 2025, 10:39 pm • 4 0 • view
But they’re probably not even throwing candy to the crowd at this one. Everything fascists do is trash.
jun 14, 2025, 10:22 pm • 4 0 • view
WHERE ARE THE WEIRD CLOWNS TRAILING THE HORSES CLEANING UP THE HORSE POOP?!?!?! How is this a good time?!?!?!
jun 14, 2025, 10:23 pm • 4 0 • view
Yeah, and those guys in the mini-cars! We used to be a proper country.
jun 14, 2025, 10:25 pm • 2 0 • view
omg this is hilarious
jun 14, 2025, 10:10 pm • 58 0 • view
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jun 15, 2025, 2:02 pm • 2 1 • view
Thank you for sharing this🤗
jun 15, 2025, 2:05 pm • 2 0 • view
I thought it was a perade.
jun 14, 2025, 10:55 pm • 3 0 • view
😆
jun 14, 2025, 10:59 pm • 0 0 • view
jun 14, 2025, 10:14 pm • 20 1 • view
That's about the size of the line for the porta potties at our rally in Olympia WA!
jun 14, 2025, 10:48 pm • 13 1 • view
Yes!
jun 14, 2025, 11:00 pm • 0 0 • view
And that gathering was awesome, I hear. Thank you for being a part of that!
jun 14, 2025, 11:02 pm • 4 0 • view
Too creepy
jun 14, 2025, 11:01 pm • 1 0 • view
Friends and family members have to support...
jun 14, 2025, 10:39 pm • 5 0 • view
This man did not win this election
jun 14, 2025, 11:04 pm • 6 0 • view
That's my thinking also. The computers were tampered with.
jun 15, 2025, 1:05 am • 3 0 • view
Ask musk
jun 15, 2025, 3:00 am • 1 0 • view
For comparison to the “yoogue” parade by the most powerful military in the world, here’s the turnout from the 2025 St. Patrick’s Day parade in Killarney.
jun 14, 2025, 10:17 pm • 42 2 • view
Wow one deep Literally more people came out to protest Vance in the MRV
jun 14, 2025, 10:13 pm • 18 0 • view
Macy's Thanksgiving Day Parade has thousands more people watching every year.
jun 15, 2025, 7:36 pm • 1 0 • view
Feels like NK
jun 15, 2025, 2:15 am • 1 0 • view
Our small town high school homecoming parade has more people.
jun 14, 2025, 11:03 pm • 4 0 • view
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
jun 15, 2025, 2:15 am • 2 0 • view
A 4th of July parade in small town Iowa has a better turnout
jun 14, 2025, 10:20 pm • 6 1 • view
Sad
jun 14, 2025, 10:21 pm • 0 0 • view
Everyone hates the orange rapist dude
jun 15, 2025, 4:01 am • 1 0 • view
FOXTROT DELTA TACO
jun 14, 2025, 11:14 pm • 1 0 • view
and yet people voted for that asshole.
jun 14, 2025, 10:03 pm • 2 0 • view
"No Attendees"
jun 15, 2025, 3:35 am • 0 0 • view
I hope the tiny-handed man grinds his teeth to dust tonight. what a fool
jun 15, 2025, 2:38 am • 0 0 • view
This is so much better that it didn’t rain much. So so so much better. Little baby traitor bitch no one showed up to your birthday!!! HAHAHAA
jun 15, 2025, 2:32 am • 1 0 • view
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
jun 14, 2025, 10:14 pm • 1 0 • view
Who ever heard of a parade starting at 6:30pm? That’s crazy late.
jun 14, 2025, 9:53 pm • 22 0 • view
He wants fireworks as well
jun 14, 2025, 9:57 pm • 11 0 • view
Ugh, We have to wait til 6:30 to see the parade, then wait around with two cranky kids til 9 or 9:30 for the fireworks? Then find my way back via the communist metro to the hotel we booked in Silver Springs? Screw that!
jun 14, 2025, 10:04 pm • 11 0 • view
We went to the local No Kings protest at noon, we had fully protested by 1:30, picked up smoothies on the walk back home, it was a lovely day.
jun 14, 2025, 10:08 pm • 27 0 • view
Just in time this evening for the thunderstorms
jun 14, 2025, 10:09 pm • 4 0 • view
He wants it on prime time tee vee 🙄
jun 14, 2025, 10:03 pm • 2 0 • view
Is prime time even a thing on Saturdays? I haven’t watched TV on a Saturday night since Love Boat and Fantasy Island were on.
jun 14, 2025, 10:11 pm • 6 0 • view
😆👍
jun 14, 2025, 10:27 pm • 0 0 • view
FOXTROT DELTA TACO
jun 14, 2025, 9:53 pm • 21 1 • view
I hope it stays that way ...
jun 14, 2025, 10:12 pm • 1 0 • view
jun 14, 2025, 10:26 pm • 1 0 • view
Hahahahahahahahaha
jun 14, 2025, 10:06 pm • 0 0 • view
Gosh, there were tens of people there.
jun 15, 2025, 4:01 am • 0 0 • view
jun 14, 2025, 11:15 pm • 0 0 • view
Seems like a good place and time for a nice quiet picnic
jun 14, 2025, 9:48 pm • 7 0 • view
… with tanks
jun 14, 2025, 10:03 pm • 3 0 • view
The tanks won't judge your potato salad.
jun 14, 2025, 10:53 pm • 4 0 • view
At least the tanks aren’t shooting people… yet.
jun 14, 2025, 11:45 pm • 0 0 • view
I heard that some people (not saying it was me) may or may not have RSVP'd for tickets (under a pseudonym) with no intentions of attending.
jun 14, 2025, 10:37 pm • 6 0 • view
This is the way America tells the birthday boy, how much we appreciate the damage he has caused us, in 5 short months !!!
jun 14, 2025, 11:15 pm • 5 0 • view
Be sure to stay at home if you can be there!
jun 14, 2025, 9:56 pm • 9 0 • view
You can hear the birdsong it’s so quiet.
jun 14, 2025, 10:56 pm • 5 1 • view
Trump is gonna feel like Peter Brady in that episode when no one came to the party he threw for himself because he was being a pinhead to all his friends.
jun 14, 2025, 10:00 pm • 28 0 • view
jun 14, 2025, 10:35 pm • 2 0 • view
This is so sad. They cherry blossom parade get more people.
jun 14, 2025, 10:23 pm • 2 0 • view
jun 14, 2025, 9:59 pm • 6 0 • view
jun 14, 2025, 11:44 pm • 2 0 • view
📌
jun 15, 2025, 2:27 am • 0 0 • view
Weather update?
jun 14, 2025, 10:26 pm • 0 0 • view
Take your ‘Trump is a pedo signs’ people
jun 14, 2025, 9:59 pm • 0 0 • view
CNN is reporting that he moved the start up to 6... he's afraid to get his hair wet.
jun 14, 2025, 9:57 pm • 16 0 • view
He can’t even stick to a start time for his own damn parade. TACO. EXCUSE: The crowds were smaller because we started early.
jun 14, 2025, 10:31 pm • 1 0 • view
They are still small... lol
jun 14, 2025, 10:53 pm • 0 0 • view
Guess they figure there is no concern in starting early since there won't be anyone showing up at the original start time anyway
jun 14, 2025, 10:20 pm • 8 0 • view
Trump "claims" to support vets but his budget cuts to VA prove otherwise.
jun 15, 2025, 6:14 pm • 1 0 • view
jun 15, 2025, 3:33 pm • 2 0 • view
jun 14, 2025, 9:52 pm • 3 0 • view
LOL
jun 14, 2025, 10:59 pm • 1 0 • view
'Plenty' is a kindness.
jun 14, 2025, 9:37 pm • 4 0 • view
Looking forward to all the ghastly photoshops this administration's inept IT choads will put out tomorrow.
jun 14, 2025, 11:32 pm • 5 0 • view
Ha.
jun 14, 2025, 9:35 pm • 1 0 • view
Must be the weather 🌧️⚡️☔️
jun 14, 2025, 9:59 pm • 1 0 • view
📌
jun 14, 2025, 11:24 pm • 0 0 • view
Thank you for doing this thread. Much appreciated coverage!
jun 15, 2025, 4:28 am • 0 0 • view
i look forward to several days of fascists posting obviously photoshopped images to try to prove attendance was high, while everyone else sighs and points at the reams of video evidence proving it wasn't
jun 14, 2025, 11:03 pm • 2 0 • view
I feel badly for the soldiers. They’re being used as a prop and won’t even get appreciation for it.
jun 14, 2025, 10:00 pm • 78 1 • view
They’ll get over it. And they’ll associate this debacle with the administration for the rest of their military careers. They finally see his disrespect and contempt first hand. Marching them in thunderstorm conditions. #NoKings
jun 14, 2025, 10:04 pm • 60 2 • view
And signing a flag with his sharpie! 🤬
jun 14, 2025, 10:45 pm • 11 0 • view
What? I don't watch TV and get all my Trump shit here. But he signed a flag? FFS. Ugh.
jun 15, 2025, 12:29 am • 1 0 • view
No...?
jun 15, 2025, 12:34 am • 1 0 • view
My shitty town parade is more packed 6 hours prior to parade start. Trump even fails at parades.
jun 14, 2025, 11:40 pm • 4 1 • view
Crowd at 6:12pm - note the completely not-needed big tv screen on the right for the 75 to 100 people attending. There are several more that will also not be needed since nearly no one is there.
jun 14, 2025, 10:15 pm • 92 20 • view
More Portopotties than people.
jun 14, 2025, 11:27 pm • 21 3 • view
Ha! I said the same thing.
jun 15, 2025, 12:26 am • 4 1 • view
bsky.app/profile/harp...
jun 14, 2025, 10:01 pm • 10 2 • view
this is great!
jun 14, 2025, 10:48 pm • 1 0 • view
Thanks for sharing that camera. I’d never seen it, and I love it. Also, great to see how empty it is. It was much more crowded when I was there on a random day in October.
jun 14, 2025, 11:19 pm • 0 0 • view
The weather is not cooperating. Doesn’t look like we’ll have any rain during the ceremonies. 😞
jun 14, 2025, 10:18 pm • 2 0 • view
Looks empty 🤣
jun 14, 2025, 10:39 pm • 5 0 • view
Every single person there would have turned Anne Frank in
jun 14, 2025, 9:50 pm • 51 2 • view
I suspect a lot of them are people who aren't online or who only watch Turner Classics or tourists. They heard a noise and went to see what it was.
jun 14, 2025, 11:09 pm • 5 0 • view
FOXTROT DELTA TACO
jun 14, 2025, 9:52 pm • 19 0 • view
Del taco
jun 15, 2025, 12:43 am • 1 0 • view
I love some crinckle cut fries
jun 15, 2025, 12:45 am • 2 0 • view
lol
jun 15, 2025, 12:49 am • 2 0 • view
No kings party was a much better party!
jun 15, 2025, 1:27 am • 3 0 • view
I hope it stays that way.
jun 14, 2025, 9:50 pm • 0 0 • view
Hard pass.
jun 14, 2025, 9:37 pm • 2 0 • view
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂🥳
jun 14, 2025, 9:58 pm • 1 0 • view
Trump reports park service says 3 million people showed up...lol
jun 14, 2025, 10:20 pm • 2 0 • view
🤣😂🤣
jun 14, 2025, 11:08 pm • 0 0 • view
ouch
jun 14, 2025, 9:33 pm • 5 0 • view
This was kinda what I hoped would happen. No one (or very few folks) would show up and the “parade” would be a total flop
jun 14, 2025, 10:26 pm • 7 0 • view
🤣🤣🤣
jun 14, 2025, 10:37 pm • 1 0 • view
jun 14, 2025, 10:09 pm • 1 0 • view
They'll be photoshopping pics from other parades when Bullshit Barbie gives her press conference.
jun 15, 2025, 4:39 am • 3 0 • view
I thought they were paying people to sit there?
jun 14, 2025, 10:53 pm • 1 0 • view
But I thought he won by millions?🤣🤣🤣
jun 14, 2025, 10:08 pm • 6 0 • view
jun 14, 2025, 9:51 pm • 7 0 • view
it's for an audience of one
jun 14, 2025, 10:13 pm • 12 0 • view
I say again, they did not plan enough budget for paid fawners. 🤭
jun 14, 2025, 9:34 pm • 80 2 • view
For extremely rich people who pretend to believe that all the crowds protesting them are paid, they never seem to think to hire some of those crowds for themselves.
jun 14, 2025, 9:55 pm • 10 0 • view
I’m not sure how much he’d need to pay per person at this point, but I’m sure attendance will be mandatory for some enlisted.
jun 14, 2025, 10:02 pm • 0 0 • view
I wonder how many bailed when they learned they’d be getting paid in Trump memecoin.
jun 14, 2025, 9:50 pm • 49 0 • view
Oh, shit, really?
jun 14, 2025, 10:17 pm • 6 0 • view
It makes for a good joke, and he totally would try that. “Here have some of my Monopoly money!” 🤣
jun 14, 2025, 10:21 pm • 15 0 • view
Actually, I think they were offered $1000 in cryptocurrency. At least the craigslist ad I saw said that.
jun 14, 2025, 10:44 pm • 0 0 • view
WTF are Balfour Beaty pumping into that building?
jun 14, 2025, 9:40 pm • 1 0 • view
Or maybe they're just sucking all the cash out of the Federal Reserve.
jun 14, 2025, 9:45 pm • 1 0 • view
I guess that craigslist ad didn’t help get them the people they need
jun 14, 2025, 11:06 pm • 2 0 • view
To be far, they're not offering salsa taste samples at the Trump Ego-Stroking Parade, which they occasionally do at Aldi. Might help them tho.
jun 14, 2025, 10:12 pm • 0 0 • view
Because people aren't as stupid as you'd like them to be, bootlicker.
jun 14, 2025, 9:35 pm • 3 0 • view
OP is not maga
jun 15, 2025, 4:23 pm • 0 0 • view
If this is sarcasm, he needs to telegraph that.
jun 15, 2025, 8:07 pm • 0 0 • view
Are you on drugs?
jun 14, 2025, 11:19 pm • 1 0 • view
Do you have a point?
jun 14, 2025, 11:44 pm • 0 0 • view
Do you comprehend what you read?
jun 14, 2025, 11:49 pm • 2 0 • view
You're here to help? Really? How does being an arrogant douche nozzle help?
jun 15, 2025, 1:58 am • 0 0 • view
I cannot help those who aren't willing to be helped but I have an endless supply of mutes would you like one?
jun 15, 2025, 1:59 am • 0 0 • view
Imagine me giving a fuck.
jun 15, 2025, 2:05 am • 0 0 • view
jun 14, 2025, 9:48 pm • 1 0 • view
#SapsAndSuckers
jun 14, 2025, 10:08 pm • 0 0 • view
He’s an idiot for holding a parade in a city that hates him.
jun 14, 2025, 10:10 pm • 20 1 • view
Wait… Is there a city that doesn’t hate him???🤣
jun 15, 2025, 3:36 am • 0 0 • view
jun 15, 2025, 1:38 am • 7 3 • view
jun 14, 2025, 9:31 pm • 31 0 • view
📌
jun 14, 2025, 10:28 pm • 1 0 • view
are there any vendors there? me and my dad are debating whether we'd go there if we were in dc as tourists and had nothing else to do and his answer depends on if there's beer or not
jun 14, 2025, 10:59 pm • 1 0 • view
How’s the weather?
jun 14, 2025, 9:35 pm • 1 0 • view
Parade starts at 6:30 pm, concert and fireworks at 8 pm. Weather Underground (no, not *that* WU) gives a 98-99% chance of rain beginning at 8 pm. My schadenfreude level is also 99%. www.wunderground.com/forecast/us/...
jun 14, 2025, 9:45 pm • 10 0 • view
Ah, bother, the largest chance of rain has been pushed back to 9 or 10 pm.
jun 15, 2025, 12:11 am • 1 0 • view
🎶And isn't it ironic? Don't you think? It's like rain on your military parade🎶
jun 14, 2025, 9:59 pm • 7 0 • view
Thank you for that allanis earworm
jun 14, 2025, 10:51 pm • 2 0 • view
jun 14, 2025, 10:50 pm • 1 0 • view
Me, too!
jun 14, 2025, 9:57 pm • 0 0 • view
I guess that ad on Craigslist didn’t pan out.
jun 14, 2025, 9:51 pm • 40 1 • view
Nope
jun 14, 2025, 10:22 pm • 2 0 • view
I refused to watch this silly-ass $millions dollar parade so I appreciate your step-by-step recap. This totally met my expectations which were limbo size to begin with.
jun 15, 2025, 1:08 am • 2 0 • view
📌
jun 15, 2025, 12:19 am • 0 0 • view
I checked the radar. Hellacious rain coming but not until 11:00. Womp womp.
jun 14, 2025, 10:28 pm • 7 0 • view
The problem is there’s not enough gays there to get a hurricane
jun 14, 2025, 10:42 pm • 6 0 • view
and not a person of color in sight in a city where 3 in 5 are other than white.
jun 14, 2025, 9:51 pm • 46 2 • view
Hopefully there will remain many many many good viewing spots.
jun 14, 2025, 10:52 pm • 1 0 • view
Directly into my veins
jun 14, 2025, 9:50 pm • 0 0 • view
Ha!
jun 15, 2025, 3:40 am • 0 0 • view
You know it’s a great parade when there are more people in it than watching it.
jun 15, 2025, 1:16 am • 5 0 • view
Looks like they're staying away in droves! LOL.
jun 14, 2025, 9:56 pm • 6 0 • view
Thank you for documenting all of this throughout the day. It’s important to get some honest views of the crowds. I can’t wait to see how the White House will spin the crowds as “huge.”
jun 15, 2025, 1:32 am • 2 0 • view
This I like.
jun 14, 2025, 9:41 pm • 2 0 • view
Biggest crowds ever 😉
jun 14, 2025, 9:45 pm • 2 0 • view
Where’s Spicer to lie angrily in a poor-fitting suit about how this is the largest crowd in world history
jun 14, 2025, 11:19 pm • 3 0 • view
How did this lame duck show cost so much. Even the hot dig vendors must be losing money with this turnout.
jun 15, 2025, 12:16 am • 1 0 • view