Half hour late to work because my dog wouldn't poop despite going outside three separate times. I'm sure my boss will understand
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I understand. if ur boss doesn't tell them to talk to me - I'll set em straight
aug 27, 2025, 12:25 pm • 3 0 • view
🙏
aug 27, 2025, 7:49 pm • 2 0 • view
sorry boss. dog stuff!
aug 27, 2025, 12:29 pm • 1 0 • view
See there’s your problem. You should have gotten the breed that makes HURK! HURK! HURK! sounds two hours before your alarm, barfs on the carpet two inches away from the bathroom tile, and then demands breakfast.
aug 30, 2025, 2:25 pm • 1 0 • view
Omg lol I would not survive it
aug 30, 2025, 2:27 pm • 1 0 • view
The same dog was terrified of fireworks and one particularly noisy New Year’s Eve he jumped into bed with us for safety and while he was airborne, dropped a turd like a B12 bomber.
aug 30, 2025, 2:32 pm • 1 0 • view
☠️☠️☠️
aug 30, 2025, 2:33 pm • 1 0 • view