Unknown Number on Netflix is fuckin CRAAAAAAZY
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Unknown Number on Netflix is fuckin CRAAAAAAZY
1/31 I believe there is growing evidence, that the White House is covering up the fact that Donald Trump has been dealing with TIA strokes. AND that he likely had a more significant ischemic stroke this week.
just overburdened with mitochondrial challenges
The problem isn’t refugees on boats. The problem is oligarchs hoarding obscene amounts of wealth while most people fight to stay afloat. Wages aren't tied to inflation, so the working class keeps falling behind no matter how hard they work.
This dork should take himself and mark cuban back to threads where they belong
YES! like behind the 54th secret door will be a toilet and they will just start making a bloody Mary in it
James Balls
Lmao it's a person who looks at the junk when they shouldn't be so mostly the second one
I love that school so much but you need to be sending your kid to a real school after k
I think bluey JUST turned 7 at the end of last season but they send her to some hippy school where they play with gnomes instead of doing math
Lol even Trump is sick of rfk's shit
Note: Grandma was actually being a meatgazer but it was rude to say it
Things 5yo went to time out for this afternoon: -calling me a meatgazer -saying "I'm going to meatgaze Donald Trump" -calling his grandmother a meatgazer
It's like... A spice for the dog do you only use a bit I guess
I almost put this on my Mac and cheese, friends
I think my mom has been cooking with dog food 😮💨
we are so close I can feel it
The white house right now:
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Omg lol I would not survive it
A bunch of RW accounts on Twitter started posting a video to prove Trump is alive but then it came out the video was two months old???
🚨 BODY DOUBLE 🚨
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X has finally cracked the "for you" algo
RFK suddenly lunging from the shadows, devouring 4 pallbearers, entrails hanging out of his mouth, ROLL CREDITS
Got it
Shooting blood out ALL HOLES
RFKjr is going to come out afterwards and blame it on the vaxxx
Biden at the funeral opening a worthers candy for ten straight minutes, the sound echoing through the whole place
Alternatively: irony poisoned kids who grew up with the constant threat of school shootings, those who heard the lyrics which were likely many were just like "lol" because what what else can you do, plus it was a banger
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Big Beautiful Bloodclot 👀
Donald Trump live cam:
donald trump has received the nobel rest in peace prize
That's what my dog used to do right before he died 🙏
Trump is Quiet Quitting
Zombie Trump Halloween costumes flying off shelves
They are gonna weekend at Bernie's him and pass legislation to start adding lead to school lunches
He's Jizzin with Jezus now 🥲
I overheard a little kid telling another like kid that his cousins are the VP of YouTube. I wonder if they know my uncle who is the president of Nintendo.
Omg mine is into greek mythology and I'm 😮💨😮💨😮💨
Streaming this right into maralogo
Ikr!!
More possible now than ever!
Plug him into club penguin and leave him there
Absolutely taking the long way just to avoid this
I'm about to start eating chipping sparrows
Congrats on the ultimate diy project!
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Half hour late to work because my dog wouldn't poop despite going outside three separate times. I'm sure my boss will understand
Someday It will finally happen, and on that day, we will ALL know the joy of the swifties 🙏
Today, in the MIDDLE OF AN IMPORTANT MEETING, my boss (man) screamed out and said "I'M SORRY TO INTERRUPT BUT I HAVE HUGE NEWS. HUUUUUGE NEWS" and folks my fucking heart stopped thinking It finally happened. But it was just the Taylor Swift engagement 😭😭😭😭
Omg MY DAD THO
I had found him here but assumed he was mostly still there. This is the worst, he was one of 5 non-creepy online men in the world. I'll miss him.
Omg im looking now, I didn't realize. I thought he was just still on Twitter. Absolutely bummed.
wake up babe, new labubu just dropped
CHUCK???? WHAT
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Lmao he's SUCH a bitch
Cool did he lick a boot live on stage for you
Send him over to roll my back when he's done
I majored in monster ranching
Imagine the horror
Can't believe this guy, he's messing up my ability to search for photos of prince's hog 😑
Best songs according to the lads: 3 takedown 2 Golden 1 what it sounds like
My kids have been listening to kpop demon hunters soundtrack on repeat and are now asking to watch it for the second time in a day lol
List of jobs that cannot be automated: a thread 🧵 1. Street Pigeon
That's very sad
The little one even had his favorite things picked out and knew where to find them although he couldn't find his shoes on the daily lol
It's so cool to do the stuff you love and did before kids with kids
We are winding down as of like... Today lol. My growing season is so short I'm going to have to bring in my jalapeno volunteers bc they are just little dudes still. On the upside, april-june and September-October are hoodie and shorts weather
I asked my young kids what they wanted to do on their last weekend of summer vacation and they wanted to go to the art museum 🥲
Lol I'm literally going through this right now
It's 65 here it's lovely
It's officially the start of fall as my dog has eschewed the wood floor or dog bed for the couch with me, curled up in the crook of my legs
Mingus Reedus lmao they should have taken that baby into foster care
garden penises Garden Penises GARDEN PENISES
🦐 SHRIMP SATURDAY 🦐 🦐 SHRIMP SATURDAY 🦐 🦐 SHRIMP SATURDAY 🦐
I imagine we are going to find out
BABS I HAVE MISSED YOU 😭
I grew up with Goldens and her BFF is my mom's golden and that dog still has stuffed toys from the LAST golden lol. This dog I have is scraps and she's so hard on toys!
They are my dogs favorite things!
Giving my life to christ in the taco bell bathroom
I have secured two of the best dog toys ever made
I'll watch anything with him in it
I'm always saying "I wish I had done a better job setting my Fallopian tubes in resin" this is so relatable
Ok well let's make the dentist get fed into a meat grinder in episode 2
There should be a graphic novel where a dentist is the hero and the villain is named mal occlusion If you make this book please dedicate your bestseller to opossums
cross-faded on sprite and grenadine
Does he rip heads off and shit
TO MY HATERS: DO NOT READ THIS
They should make a final fantasy with jesus as a playable character
I have so many I started breaking off branches just to get light to the tomatoes. I really underestimated how big the plants get and how well they loved that area when I put them in. It's absolute chaos gardening in there.
AND ALSO salsa verde straight from the garden! Because I grew a million freaking tomatillos before I knew what to do with them lol
FOLKS I am trying air fryer tofu nugs wish me luck
pumpkin spice panopticon
You should have seen him this morning DEFENDING Trump wanting to whitewash museums. His co-anchors were visibly disgusted. Just an absolute career low for him.... So far
No lol I know it isn't like, inflated. But I did assume they needed to turn it on at some point, which maybe don't do unless it's safely guarded away where a random car can't hit it. I didn't realize they just keep them out in the open like that. Seems unsafe!
