Quick stop at Bagel Shop (yes, that’s the name of the store) on the Upper East Side this morning. The order, as always: poppy seed bagel with scallion cream cheese.
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Asking for Swiss cheese in Philadelphia was a notable factor in the failed Kerry campaign
aug 8, 2025, 9:46 pm • 1 0 • view
We share a fave bagel order! (I mean, you already have my vote but it’s nice to see)
aug 8, 2025, 6:26 pm • 0 0 • view
Anyone confident enough to eat a poppy seed bagel in the middle of a gladhanding run for a NYC mayoral campaign deserves your vote!
aug 8, 2025, 6:45 pm • 0 0 • view
Good choice
aug 8, 2025, 7:58 pm • 1 0 • view
I would follow anyone with a smile like that to the ends of the earth!
aug 8, 2025, 6:33 pm • 1 0 • view
the only correct bagel order is sesame with cream cheese and lox
aug 8, 2025, 5:33 pm • 0 0 • view
Love it - I'm a big fan of scallion cream cheese on my bagels also. Enjoy!
aug 8, 2025, 7:15 pm • 2 0 • view
Great order, sir! 🫡
aug 8, 2025, 7:44 pm • 0 0 • view
Something I always took for granted was exactly that until I moved away.
aug 8, 2025, 6:36 pm • 1 0 • view
Damn, but I miss a good NYC bagel. You go, sir!!
aug 8, 2025, 7:39 pm • 0 0 • view
Looking good there New York! Blue dot (progressive) in the Red Sea of Utah here. Come on out for a visit! Bernie drew HUGE crowds in Salt Lake City.
aug 8, 2025, 7:34 pm • 0 0 • view
That bagel sounds so good.
aug 8, 2025, 8:46 pm • 1 0 • view
Don’t take any drug test for a week. Those poppy seeds will make your criminal!
aug 8, 2025, 6:09 pm • 5 0 • view
I was going to suggest he seek out & try a poppy seed kolachi roll, a favorite treat I love. But if those few seeds on bagels will set off a test, he might plan around it to eat a slice of this.....I must be radioactive, lol! (and someone suggested brushing your teeth after eating...I agree 🤭)
aug 8, 2025, 7:35 pm • 4 0 • view
aug 8, 2025, 8:25 pm • 1 0 • view
My favorite dessert was my grandmothers lemon poppyseed cake. Been addicted to lemon poppyseed cake since I can remember. 🤤
aug 9, 2025, 12:11 am • 2 0 • view
There's always sesame seed. I eat sesame seed bagel with scallion cream cheese with turkey sausage. 👌🏽
aug 8, 2025, 10:46 pm • 1 0 • view
I am also a fan of sesame seed on bagels and buns. This sounds pretty good and I need to give it a try!
aug 8, 2025, 11:29 pm • 1 0 • view
Now we need to see what your halal cart order is.......
aug 9, 2025, 5:57 am • 1 0 • view
I always get a Nova Lox sandwich. 🥯
aug 9, 2025, 6:04 am • 0 0 • view
Toasted or untoasted though
aug 8, 2025, 7:19 pm • 1 0 • view
My daughter lives near there!
aug 8, 2025, 8:58 pm • 4 0 • view
Can you get me a bagel?
aug 8, 2025, 9:12 pm • 4 0 • view
I’m surprised the killionaires haven’t tried to spin the poppy seeds on your bagel into an opium addiction.
aug 8, 2025, 6:02 pm • 0 0 • view
You had earned my grudging respect, but now: poppy seed? Weak. I'll bet Andrew Cuomo, who it turns out is Mario Cuomo's son, would be able to go at least two rounds with an everything bagel.
aug 8, 2025, 11:37 pm • 0 0 • view
Naw. AC has already said that his favorite bagel is... a donut.
aug 9, 2025, 1:44 am • 0 0 • view
Ey up cheese and onion lad . Though nose you nose.
aug 8, 2025, 7:16 pm • 1 0 • view
The scallion cream cheese is an outstanding choice.
aug 8, 2025, 6:49 pm • 10 0 • view
That's what I was here for....scallion cream cheese, mmMMmmm
aug 9, 2025, 12:02 am • 2 0 • view
This used to be my local bagel place! Some of the best bagels in the city (even though I never tried their bagel ice cream sandwich)
aug 8, 2025, 7:28 pm • 1 0 • view
Add tomato and please put an income floor/cap on any tax adjustments if you win…
aug 8, 2025, 9:10 pm • 1 0 • view
Def yes voted on the bagel choice...especially if toasted.
aug 8, 2025, 8:07 pm • 0 0 • view
Excellent bagel choice!
aug 8, 2025, 7:22 pm • 1 0 • view
Yum
aug 8, 2025, 8:32 pm • 1 0 • view
GO MAMDANI GO !!!!
aug 8, 2025, 5:38 pm • 2 0 • view
Yum!
aug 9, 2025, 11:09 am • 0 0 • view
Solid order. 👍
aug 8, 2025, 7:40 pm • 0 0 • view
Good choice!
aug 8, 2025, 6:56 pm • 0 0 • view
Would be nice if you'd stop by federal plaza and bring some attention to the people illegally locked in there in addition to your bagel order
aug 8, 2025, 9:11 pm • 1 0 • view
Careful with those poppy seed bagels. Do you remember what happened to Elaine Benes, she was accused of being a drug addict when she tested positive for opium and couldn't go on the trip to meet the bushmen of the Kalahari. Cuomo might just try this.
aug 8, 2025, 7:57 pm • 3 1 • view
i actually had this happen to me after eating too much lemon poppy bread, but since then they increased the threshold by like 10x because of all the false positives
aug 8, 2025, 8:04 pm • 1 0 • view
Real New Yorkers order the standard bagel sandwich: bacon, cheese, and egg….on an English muffin
aug 8, 2025, 6:53 pm • 0 0 • view
Onion bagel with cream cheese and lox. That’s the original. They only sold plain, egg, and onion bagels when I grew up. A quarter lb of lox went a long way on Sunday mornings. A whitefish was a treat.
aug 8, 2025, 6:22 pm • 0 0 • view
Sadiq Khan, Mayor of London is a Muslim.. and he is a Great Guy that has made a lot of great stuff in London. Trump Hates him🤪.....as he does Mamdani. Vote Mamdani in and keep Sadiq Khan
aug 8, 2025, 5:59 pm • 0 0 • view
Best of luck. Your city needs new leadership. I hope you do better than the previous ones.
aug 8, 2025, 7:07 pm • 0 0 • view
Yum!!!
aug 8, 2025, 8:38 pm • 1 0 • view
This is a proper order. Well done. (My go-to is everything bagel with olive cream cheese and sliced tomato)
aug 8, 2025, 5:28 pm • 7 0 • view
YES THANK YOU! Finally, somone recognizing the supremacy of the Everything bagel.
aug 8, 2025, 8:26 pm • 2 0 • view
Everything bagel w/sun-dried tomato cream cheese, sometimes drizzled w/hot oil(meaning spicy oil) Everything bagel w/plain cream cheese top with a handful of crispy 🥓 *Heart attack kit sold separately
aug 9, 2025, 12:03 am • 2 0 • view
Goated bagel order.
aug 8, 2025, 8:46 pm • 1 0 • view
Hope you check your teeth well after lol.
aug 8, 2025, 7:03 pm • 0 0 • view
Sounds delicious
aug 8, 2025, 6:30 pm • 0 0 • view
Zohran, do you ever worry about getting poppy seeds in your teeth?
aug 8, 2025, 9:12 pm • 1 0 • view
solid order
aug 8, 2025, 5:18 pm • 0 0 • view
impeccable bagel choice
aug 8, 2025, 5:16 pm • 1 0 • view
Good looking group! And that bagel 🥯 sounds YUM! 😋
aug 9, 2025, 3:09 pm • 0 0 • view
Oh man—that sounds delicious!!! You’re making me hungry 😋
aug 8, 2025, 9:45 pm • 1 0 • view
Andrew #Cuomo is owned by #Trump the same way Trump is owned by #Putin. NYC needs a tough mayor who will fight, not a lickspittle like Cuomo who takes marching orders from a malignant narcissist wannabe king! Vote for #Zohran. My entire four-member household is (my youngest just turned 18 in April).
aug 8, 2025, 6:10 pm • 0 0 • view
bsky.app/profile/empi...
aug 8, 2025, 5:18 pm • 3 0 • view
Mario Cuomo is dead
aug 8, 2025, 5:24 pm • 9 0 • view
Andrew is so deeply owned by Trump he retroactively sold his dead dad out to him.
aug 8, 2025, 5:33 pm • 4 0 • view
Mario would be very disheartened by both of his sons
aug 8, 2025, 5:43 pm • 1 0 • view
I dunno man. I doubt the apples fell that far from the tree. Maybe Mario was just slicker about it.
aug 8, 2025, 6:25 pm • 0 0 • view
Hmmm, I'm not sure I agree. Mario did a lot of good for NY. No politicians are 100% good or honest, but he was one of the better ones.
aug 8, 2025, 6:33 pm • 0 0 • view
You mean aside from his serial sexual harassment of female employees and his directive that forced recovering COVID patients into senior care facilities without mandated testing to see if they could still infect others?
aug 8, 2025, 6:55 pm • 0 0 • view
That was Andrew, not Mario
aug 8, 2025, 6:57 pm • 1 0 • view
Oops. You're right - mea culpa. Not sure I like his name on the Tappan Zee Bridge though, but that's also Andrew's doing.
aug 8, 2025, 7:02 pm • 1 0 • view
Agreed, and yes, Andrew. To many of us, it will always be the Tappan Zee. Just like the Gulf of Mexico will always be just that.
aug 8, 2025, 7:38 pm • 0 0 • view
aug 8, 2025, 5:34 pm • 1 0 • view
Nice. You should upgrade to an everything bagel.
aug 8, 2025, 7:26 pm • 0 0 • view
I can't vote for you, but thank you for being a normal human
aug 9, 2025, 12:32 pm • 0 0 • view
Toasted Everything bagel with spicy tuna. Do not try to debate
aug 8, 2025, 7:00 pm • 0 0 • view
(Needs to be warm/freshly baked) Everything with veg cream cheese all day.
aug 9, 2025, 8:39 am • 0 0 • view
Just Win Baby!!!!
aug 8, 2025, 7:36 pm • 0 0 • view
Gag! Toasted salt with butter, my friend. ;-)
aug 8, 2025, 8:55 pm • 0 0 • view
I had my NJ french toast bagel with strawberry-cream cheese 🍓 😋
aug 8, 2025, 5:25 pm • 0 0 • view
no just no… 🤣
aug 8, 2025, 5:29 pm • 0 0 • view
Why not, too sweet? Haha
aug 8, 2025, 5:30 pm • 0 0 • view
Or is it the NJ? I’m a foreign resident have to represent lol 😂
aug 8, 2025, 5:31 pm • 1 0 • view
nope. i was born in nyc but raise in northern nj!
aug 8, 2025, 5:37 pm • 1 0 • view
Worked mainly in NYC if that counts 🤷🏻♀️😅
aug 8, 2025, 5:37 pm • 0 0 • view
too weird! bagels are for lox and cream cheese! and maybe some red onion if i am feeling spicy! 🤣
aug 8, 2025, 5:32 pm • 1 0 • view
I think it’s the sweet tongued euro in me, haven’t tried it yet 😉 now pumpkin, blueberry cream-cheeses, that I did lol
aug 8, 2025, 5:34 pm • 1 0 • view
Be careful, I heard those poppy seeds can give you a positive drug test. Only if you need one for any reason. 💕
aug 9, 2025, 4:58 pm • 0 0 • view
Just as long as it's not a bacon cheese and egg.
aug 8, 2025, 5:16 pm • 43 0 • view
He’s Muslim. They don’t eat pork.
aug 8, 2025, 5:21 pm • 13 0 • view
nypost.com/2025/06/03/u...
aug 8, 2025, 5:23 pm • 63 2 • view
“Whatever makes sense”
aug 8, 2025, 5:49 pm • 6 0 • view
Came here for this comment. Top notch.
aug 9, 2025, 12:24 am • 1 0 • view
aug 9, 2025, 12:27 am • 1 0 • view
Every time he talks he sounds like a badly programmed & glitching robot with a Queens accent pasted on.
aug 8, 2025, 6:44 pm • 1 0 • view
good lord he got the order wrong and he doesn't even like bagels. it's a miracle he hasn't been run out of the city
aug 8, 2025, 5:57 pm • 23 0 • view
If that's what it takes for the sick people willing to overlook sex crimes and granny murdering to get on board, it'll do.
aug 8, 2025, 7:24 pm • 5 0 • view
As bad as JD Jinx?
aug 8, 2025, 9:40 pm • 0 0 • view
Doesn’t like bagels? 😱 is he a real New Yawka??
aug 9, 2025, 11:37 am • 0 0 • view
"I eat pork. I stuff that shit in my pockets and deposit it in my safety deposit boxes. I LOVE PORK!!!" - Sexpest Cuomo/the older one
aug 8, 2025, 5:26 pm • 7 0 • view
"speaking of pork, what are you doing later, sweetass?" asked Cuomo before he was hastily led away.
aug 8, 2025, 9:11 pm • 6 0 • view
Is this guy a New Yorker? WTF?
aug 9, 2025, 12:51 am • 1 0 • view
Bacon, egg, and cheese is good despite Andrew Cuomo. That's like saying all of Christianity is bad because Trump is president. Be reasonable.
aug 8, 2025, 5:36 pm • 2 0 • view
It’s bacon egg and cheese not bacon cheese and egg.
aug 8, 2025, 9:52 pm • 1 0 • view
Well Andrew Cuomo is all kinds of wrong.
aug 8, 2025, 11:22 pm • 2 0 • view
💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙
aug 8, 2025, 7:08 pm • 0 0 • view
Mamdani's order was perfect and the only thing you could add is lox.
aug 8, 2025, 10:19 pm • 1 0 • view
My favorite combo too. Love your positivity.
aug 8, 2025, 5:38 pm • 0 0 • view
Poppy Seeds - now they’re gonna say he’s on the H!!
aug 8, 2025, 5:51 pm • 0 0 • view
Is that a government run bagel shop?
aug 8, 2025, 6:35 pm • 0 0 • view
NY Times headline: “Mamdani admission to eating heroin-associated seeds creates dark clouds over his campaign”
aug 8, 2025, 5:37 pm • 200 3 • view
"DISGRACED MAMDANI CONSUMES OPIUM-COATED SEEDS LIKE IT'S Candy — CRAZY HOT STORY JUST 2 MILES AWAY FROM YOU"
aug 8, 2025, 9:22 pm • 3 0 • view
aug 8, 2025, 10:49 pm • 0 0 • view
Remember how Fox News reacted when Obama ordered hotdog with Dijon mustard?¹ I'm sure they'll have a fit over Mamdani's "fancy cream cheese". ¹ Source: youtu.be/Iol1SSVQv6U?...
aug 10, 2025, 4:37 pm • 0 0 • view
Revised headline: “Mamdani admission to eating heroin-associated seeds, served on bagels made by brown immigrants, creates dark clouds over his campaign”
aug 8, 2025, 11:54 pm • 3 0 • view
Nonsense. 👇🏾 No one gets a chance to say anything about Zorhan Mamdani. We have a pedo corrupt criminal in the WH. An extremist, corrupt supreme court. A crack and heroin addict with a worm in his head. A fur baby unaliving horror. Finally an administration of mediocre people! Period.
aug 8, 2025, 6:59 pm • 18 1 • view
Pretty sure Andrew was joking
aug 9, 2025, 3:47 pm • 1 0 • view
Nah I’ve seen the newspapers. Hell I’ve stocked them at my job. Every once in a while there’s a "is mamdani a socialist who wants to destroy New York. Find out how his vacation coulda been evil on page A12" 😅
aug 8, 2025, 7:44 pm • 23 0 • view
U have newspapers yet remain anti-socialism did U read them? MAGA & this WH are the result of socialism oppressed. Social security, healthcare & social safety programs are socialism. Top bottom policies are defeated when socialism creates a DEI environ. Mamdani is the blueprint, get used 2 it.
aug 8, 2025, 8:05 pm • 5 0 • view
Uhhh I think you got the wrong idea. The newspapers are the ones that call him that as an insult I never said I’m anti-socialism so I don’t know where you got that :/ Then again I don’t even know what socialism is beyond the thing the cons are always calling people they don’t like 😅
aug 8, 2025, 8:25 pm • 16 0 • view
I enjoy your energy. My bad😅🙏🏾
aug 8, 2025, 8:56 pm • 4 0 • view
Those poppy seeds will make you test positive for opioids!
aug 8, 2025, 11:29 pm • 0 0 • view
I can't eat bagels if there is no lox & capers on it. It doesn't make sense to me, why have a bagel at all if you aren't going to have lox on it.
aug 8, 2025, 5:50 pm • 1 0 • view
Calm down, Richie Rich. (It is far superior, though.)
aug 8, 2025, 6:53 pm • 1 0 • view
I'd like to see the couch fu@ker try to do this photo op.
aug 8, 2025, 6:08 pm • 1 0 • view
Couch fucker pointing at random things, going "whatever makes sense" and ending up with peanut butter, mustard, and avocado on a garlic bagel
aug 8, 2025, 7:02 pm • 3 0 • view
This made me blow milk out my nose.
aug 8, 2025, 7:30 pm • 2 0 • view
Good order 🫡
aug 8, 2025, 8:29 pm • 0 0 • view
Hm. Even great taste in bagels and schmears
aug 8, 2025, 7:55 pm • 0 0 • view
Scallion cream cheese…
aug 9, 2025, 3:56 am • 0 0 • view
Have you tried wheat bagel with pineapple cream cheese? So good.
aug 8, 2025, 7:14 pm • 0 0 • view
He even has the ontologically correct bagels order! Lol
aug 8, 2025, 9:47 pm • 1 0 • view
God you're good at this. Bagel order is perfection.
aug 8, 2025, 5:28 pm • 1 0 • view
Excellent choice!
aug 8, 2025, 6:39 pm • 0 0 • view
Hmmmm. Sourdough toasted sun-dried tomato/cream cheese.
aug 9, 2025, 12:03 am • 1 0 • view
so different than the reception JD V got at the bakery lol!
aug 8, 2025, 7:09 pm • 0 0 • view
Salt w/ butter c'mon
aug 9, 2025, 6:38 am • 1 0 • view
You gotta respect a guy running for office who has the tubes to eat an onion product for lunch. Only in New Yawk.🤭
aug 8, 2025, 5:22 pm • 0 0 • view
If I’m not getting an ”everything” bagel, I feel like I’m missing out.
aug 8, 2025, 7:08 pm • 0 0 • view
I'd love to sit down and have a cup of coffee with you, you're brilliant!
aug 8, 2025, 9:05 pm • 0 0 • view
I ALWAYS get scallion CC on my bagel. 🙌🏽
aug 8, 2025, 6:52 pm • 0 0 • view
This is the future. Lead with humility and morality for all. This current adm are evil and past adm were just on the spectrum. The actions were for corporations while the gullible blame their neighbors through ignorance and racism. United.
aug 8, 2025, 9:10 pm • 1 0 • view
@zohrankmamdani.bsky.social do you have a favorite bagel spot (in any borough)?
aug 8, 2025, 7:43 pm • 0 0 • view
First big mistake of the campaign! Everything bagel with scallion cream cheese (Light schmear) is the play. I guess we can overlook the poppy seed bagel as this footloose lady was also a big fan.
aug 8, 2025, 5:59 pm • 1 0 • view
If it's the Bagel Shop that I'm thinking of, they have a fantastic pumpernickel! Mmm, their hot fresh pumpernickel bagels... :)
aug 8, 2025, 5:18 pm • 8 0 • view
You got to be careful with the poppy seed, Trump will find a way to use it against you 😉
aug 9, 2025, 3:48 am • 0 0 • view
I would never have such an intuitively "ourguy" bagel and this is why I should never run. I'd ask for a pork roll egg and cheese on a kaiser bun and get deported to NJ.
aug 8, 2025, 7:04 pm • 13 0 • view
To be fair, if you ordered “pork roll” in north Jersey, you’d be deported to south Jersey.
aug 8, 2025, 7:13 pm • 11 1 • view
Hahahaha
aug 9, 2025, 1:51 pm • 2 0 • view
Interesting, I would have never put those 2 together.
aug 8, 2025, 9:00 pm • 0 0 • view
Has anyone ever taken a bad picture of you? If so, I haven’t seen it. Grateful for anyone who can hold a joyful smile while knowing full well what is going on in the world.
aug 8, 2025, 5:42 pm • 10 0 • view
No lox??? Canceled
aug 8, 2025, 7:59 pm • 0 0 • view
Wishing you the best from this Florida Dem!
aug 8, 2025, 5:19 pm • 0 0 • view
👍💕🫡
aug 9, 2025, 12:42 pm • 0 0 • view
EXCELLENT choice 😙🤌🏼
aug 8, 2025, 6:26 pm • 0 0 • view
how dare you deprive impovershed lgbtqia+ poc of bagels by snarfing them all up
aug 8, 2025, 8:31 pm • 0 0 • view
Poppy seed bagel with scallion cream cheese I 💯 approve this order ✅
aug 8, 2025, 10:26 pm • 2 0 • view
Mine would be sesame bagel but I can’t criticize the choice .. yum!
aug 9, 2025, 11:39 am • 0 0 • view
Man, I miss NYC bagels… Bacon egg and cheese on an everything.
aug 8, 2025, 5:17 pm • 12 0 • view
Mmmm MMMMM. Damn, I'm hungry.
aug 9, 2025, 12:59 am • 1 0 • view
I've a dozen in my basement freezer I bought last time I passed through. I ration them out for when I'm feeling nostalgic.
aug 8, 2025, 5:24 pm • 6 0 • view
Good luck to this wonderful Democrat that believes in Democracy!!!!
aug 8, 2025, 7:17 pm • 2 0 • view
Scallion cream cheese five ✋🏻
aug 8, 2025, 7:56 pm • 0 0 • view
It's a completely irrelevant tangent, but what a delight to see the word scallion in use outside of Northern Ireland. Looking forward to the introduction of the Soda Farl Bagel next...
aug 9, 2025, 9:45 am • 1 0 • view
Don't use a knife and fork!!
aug 9, 2025, 5:16 pm • 0 0 • view
🥯🥯🥯
aug 8, 2025, 8:10 pm • 1 0 • view
Is this a subskeet of Cynthia Nixon
aug 8, 2025, 5:17 pm • 5 0 • view
of Andrew Cuomo, probably
aug 8, 2025, 5:22 pm • 3 0 • view
Divided by the 2018 gubernatorial primary, united by bad bagel orders
aug 8, 2025, 5:23 pm • 5 0 • view
Careful with those poppy seeds!
aug 8, 2025, 5:27 pm • 0 0 • view
Good luck @zohrankmamdani.bsky.social America needs you … desperately
aug 9, 2025, 9:39 am • 1 0 • view
Try Inwood Bagels - they are amazing!!! maps.app.goo.gl/kKHYTDVQoAfq...
aug 8, 2025, 6:59 pm • 0 0 • view
The name is Mamdani M-a-m-d-a-n-i The tik tok version Keeps playing on a loop in my head I will have to video my own duet I love this! & you‼️ www.tiktok.com/t/ZP8kGJR8B/
aug 8, 2025, 7:51 pm • 0 0 • view
Good order though I would've done a sesame seed bagel instead
aug 8, 2025, 5:17 pm • 0 0 • view
well, I was behind this guy until I heard his bagel order. (yes, this is sarcasm)
aug 8, 2025, 5:29 pm • 0 0 • view
Nice crew
aug 9, 2025, 12:38 am • 0 0 • view
Elite bagel order
aug 8, 2025, 6:23 pm • 0 0 • view
Real courage is eating a poppy bagel and then immediately taking a picture with your teeth showing. This is the bravery we need in politics.
aug 9, 2025, 2:18 pm • 0 0 • view
A flavored schmear!?
aug 8, 2025, 5:18 pm • 0 0 • view
As long as it isn’t lox flavored
aug 8, 2025, 5:23 pm • 0 0 • view
That’s a thing out there?!
aug 8, 2025, 5:26 pm • 0 0 • view
Unfortunately so
aug 8, 2025, 5:27 pm • 1 0 • view
Insane lol
aug 8, 2025, 5:28 pm • 0 0 • view
Get the BIG 🍎 TRUE.
aug 8, 2025, 7:11 pm • 0 0 • view
I see NOTHING about Netanyahu openly taking over Palestine.The rest of the world is screaming in outrage, and it’s not even being DISCUSSED in America? Other countries have cut off arms supplies to Israel, but America continues to fully support and arm Bibi. We are fucking monsters.
aug 8, 2025, 8:56 pm • 0 0 • view
aug 8, 2025, 5:33 pm • 46 0 • view
“Mamdani has yet to comment about human head in local bagel shop.”
aug 8, 2025, 6:00 pm • 20 0 • view
My go to is cinnamon raisin with jalapeno spread. Lox optional.
aug 8, 2025, 8:59 pm • 1 0 • view
Keep going...they are afraid
aug 8, 2025, 5:56 pm • 1 0 • view
Look pretty good for someone who looks like the Cryptkeeper called "tired". Not sure how many rounds he wants to lose, but keep knocking him down.
aug 9, 2025, 2:17 am • 2 0 • view
bsky.app/profile/take...
aug 8, 2025, 5:34 pm • 2 1 • view
Can’t argue with that
aug 8, 2025, 5:55 pm • 0 0 • view
aug 8, 2025, 6:59 pm • 0 0 • view
They are afraid of him!
aug 8, 2025, 7:19 pm • 0 0 • view
Damn, hey @jd-vance-1.bsky.social you should really take some pointers here so you stop looking like such a cock-muppet all the time. You made those poor people at the donut shop SO uncomfortable, you weird little greasey weasle boy.
aug 9, 2025, 12:43 am • 0 0 • view
Get that scallion cream cheese on an everything bagel and then we can talk 😃
aug 8, 2025, 8:10 pm • 0 0 • view
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aug 9, 2025, 1:45 am • 0 0 • view
Salt bagel wid a schmear of veggie cream cheese. Cawfee regelar. But your cherce woiks.
aug 8, 2025, 11:32 pm • 0 0 • view
it is extremely hard for us to fundraise
aug 8, 2025, 6:32 pm • 0 0 • view
You wanna pop positive for heroin? Because that's how you pop positive for heroin.
aug 9, 2025, 1:29 pm • 0 0 • view
Oh yum 😋
aug 8, 2025, 6:47 pm • 0 0 • view
God: so, Mamdani, how adorable do you want your smile to be? Mamdani: yes. 😍
aug 9, 2025, 2:50 am • 0 0 • view
My mouth is watering! Perfect choice.
aug 8, 2025, 6:18 pm • 1 0 • view
Order correct. Well done.
aug 8, 2025, 10:27 pm • 1 0 • view
Mashallah, what a mensch!
aug 8, 2025, 6:59 pm • 0 0 • view
Excelllent choice there!
aug 8, 2025, 10:18 pm • 1 0 • view
Don't eat the poppy seed bagel before the drug test. It pops up as an opiod.
aug 8, 2025, 10:41 pm • 0 0 • view
Pro tip: poppyseed bagel, but mix scallion cream cheese with veggie cream cheese. Trust.
aug 8, 2025, 6:35 pm • 5 0 • view
My favorite!
aug 8, 2025, 6:40 pm • 0 0 • view
M-A-M-D-A-N-I. I wish I could live in NY just to vote for you. Can you move to Iowa and save us instead? Or mentor a candidate to run here? We need people like you to take down the red and turn us blue.
aug 8, 2025, 6:43 pm • 0 0 • view
Scallion cream cheese, he's a real one folks!!
aug 8, 2025, 5:51 pm • 0 0 • view
I smell it from reading that description.
aug 8, 2025, 7:26 pm • 1 0 • view
I do not see 'salmon' on your list. Perhaps this is an oversight.
aug 8, 2025, 5:22 pm • 0 0 • view
This right here is the only hope I have for the United States. Mamdani, you must win.
aug 8, 2025, 6:14 pm • 0 0 • view
Nice I was there on Wednesday.
aug 8, 2025, 10:32 pm • 0 0 • view
aug 8, 2025, 8:01 pm • 1 0 • view
Try a salt bagel with mascarpone cheese. The combination of the two is extraordinary.
aug 8, 2025, 9:32 pm • 2 1 • view
Now I want a bagel.
aug 8, 2025, 6:27 pm • 0 0 • view
Smoked salmon is the way tho, and lebneh!
aug 9, 2025, 7:07 pm • 0 0 • view
Mamdani admits to not eating everything bagels!!! 😱
aug 9, 2025, 1:59 am • 1 0 • view
How dare he! It should be Sesame or Everything
aug 9, 2025, 3:10 am • 1 0 • view
Hope you had your toothbrush lol ;)
aug 8, 2025, 5:24 pm • 3 0 • view
Sesame seed and you got perfection.
aug 8, 2025, 5:25 pm • 1 0 • view
What, no lox?
aug 8, 2025, 6:47 pm • 2 0 • view
Outrageous! He is OUT OF TOUCH with New York Voters. This is almost as bad as when Obama ordered Dijon mustard on his sandwich!
aug 8, 2025, 6:56 pm • 4 0 • view
Wow, one of the few NYC politicians to get a bagel order right. Not my choice, but it’s no cinnamon raisin with lox.
aug 9, 2025, 4:32 pm • 0 0 • view
Poppy seed bagel, you've got my vote.
aug 8, 2025, 5:55 pm • 0 0 • view
Poppy seeds? You Afghan Druglord!
aug 8, 2025, 5:59 pm • 0 0 • view
Come on now, its rosemary sourdough with sun dried tomato cream cheese, everrbody knows that. 😋
aug 9, 2025, 12:39 am • 0 0 • view
Where can I get a chopped cheese in Manhattan this weekend breh
aug 8, 2025, 6:53 pm • 1 0 • view
That sounds delicious!
aug 8, 2025, 10:19 pm • 1 0 • view
New York bagels are the best!
aug 8, 2025, 8:32 pm • 1 0 • view
The guy in the back lol
aug 8, 2025, 11:52 pm • 1 0 • view
THE FUTURE LOOKS GOOD IN NY.
aug 8, 2025, 5:44 pm • 0 0 • view
Even the bagel order is correct.
aug 8, 2025, 5:16 pm • 1 0 • view
You give us all so much hope ! Supporting you from Southern California.
aug 8, 2025, 6:01 pm • 0 0 • view
The diversity and good spirits of the people surrounding him tells us everything.
aug 8, 2025, 5:46 pm • 0 0 • view
Nice and quick service now... wait till your mayor and the bread lines begin!!
aug 8, 2025, 5:26 pm • 0 0 • view
"You're", shit for brains. You dumb ass reactionary types are so predictable.
aug 8, 2025, 5:42 pm • 1 0 • view
Have a wonderful day
aug 8, 2025, 6:12 pm • 0 0 • view
Have a shitty one, Prager U graduate
aug 8, 2025, 6:35 pm • 1 0 • view
I love that you’re surrounded by normal looking people.
aug 8, 2025, 7:54 pm • 0 0 • view
Toasted or non toasted bagels? Or is that some sort of St. Louisan (me) ignorance here?
aug 8, 2025, 5:22 pm • 0 0 • view
What the fuck is a not toasted bagel
aug 8, 2025, 5:23 pm • 3 0 • view
I just KNEW I was stepping into it here. Gimme a small break because I live in a place that does this: www.eater.com/2019/3/27/18...
aug 8, 2025, 5:28 pm • 1 0 • view
When I had braces this was a medical concession to continue eating bagels. A grave, dark concession
aug 8, 2025, 5:32 pm • 0 0 • view
Did you say thank you? (Im kidding) That sounds delicious. A bagel sounds great right now with coffee
aug 8, 2025, 7:41 pm • 0 0 • view
aug 8, 2025, 5:48 pm • 0 0 • view
Poppy seeds.
aug 8, 2025, 5:26 pm • 3 0 • view
Try Vegan Please!!! Dairy is Scary!! Milk comes from Mothers!!!
aug 8, 2025, 10:08 pm • 1 0 • view
Aka the perfect bagel.
aug 8, 2025, 6:16 pm • 0 0 • view
yum! 😋🥯
aug 8, 2025, 8:29 pm • 0 0 • view
If I lived in New York I would definitely vote for this guy. Good luck Zohra !
aug 8, 2025, 10:28 pm • 1 0 • view
He loves being bougie.
aug 8, 2025, 6:01 pm • 1 0 • view
Send me one! Lox and bagels for me, Zohran. Mail it to Seattle. They have no idea how to make a good bagel 🥯 here! Wish we still lived in NYC to vote for you. Keep up the good work. New York needs you.
aug 8, 2025, 6:27 pm • 6 0 • view
Or pizza. Or Italian subs. Or cheesesteaks. Sigh...
aug 8, 2025, 7:27 pm • 3 0 • view
Or Mexican. I'd say there's a strong argument for **that** being our biggest culinary failing. It's damn near all Tex-Mex garbage here. It's successful because Boomers eat it like manna from heaven. Hardly anyone else eats it, tho. But the boomers keep these places in $$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$
aug 9, 2025, 12:59 am • 2 0 • view
If you get out into the small towns of Eastern and Southwest Washington, you can find real Mexican food, the kind of places that serve pickled vegetables as an appetizer, not chips and salsa; or lingua, pastor, birria, street corn, etc. These places aren't very common, though.
aug 9, 2025, 1:02 am • 3 0 • view
Also the lack of Mexican chicken, fried or rotisserie, that is common throughout Southern California and the Southwest Sunbelt states. That would be a welcome addition to our depressing food scene.
aug 9, 2025, 1:05 am • 2 0 • view
Remember to floss!
aug 8, 2025, 5:18 pm • 7 0 • view
Our man of the people.
aug 8, 2025, 6:55 pm • 0 0 • view
Salt bagels are the best, for me.
aug 8, 2025, 9:07 pm • 1 0 • view
As with Magna Carta, "the" is unwelcome.
aug 8, 2025, 6:38 pm • 0 0 • view
Scallion cream cheese is the best!
aug 8, 2025, 5:41 pm • 1 0 • view
Can't they just clone you? America kinda needs that right now
aug 8, 2025, 11:00 pm • 0 0 • view
Oh, great. now I'm hungry.
aug 8, 2025, 11:13 pm • 1 0 • view
At least you know how to order from a local business & mingle with normal people..unlike the "donut" guy who was like a fish out of water!
aug 8, 2025, 11:54 pm • 2 0 • view
Your order is a personal favorite of mine. I’ll have to stop by Bagel Shop and try them next time I’m in the city.
aug 8, 2025, 5:58 pm • 3 0 • view
Can we see you with a full Windsor knot?
aug 8, 2025, 5:35 pm • 0 0 • view
Poppy seed bagels are the best especially with cream cheese!🥯
aug 8, 2025, 8:38 pm • 1 0 • view
Sounds yummy
aug 9, 2025, 3:33 am • 0 0 • view