You lucky bastard

i say this a lot but i think this would actually do it. this would fix me

that is so hot wtf

bloodplay is like that

learning a lot

no katie stay away it's a slippery slope from bloodplay to vampire nerd to goth

goth KTP would go so hard don't get me started!

i'll cultivate a goth aesthetic when someone is willing to give me the money to do so

ok when i have funds again its on...

oh boy

Katie Batpussy

we already got her out to a big goth night, it shouldn’t take much more effort

the problem is that i had absolutely dogshit in terms of a fit it was sooooooooo lackluster

girl who isn't supplying you with the requisite uniform and munitions (goth makeup)?!? i would like to have a word with them 😤

tell ken to get a job then....

katie you should add a tip jar to all of your projects, let people who can afford to help you out 💸

I'm the elderly male figure here, I'll do it. KEN, GET OFF THE GODDAMNED COUCH AND GET A JOB! AND GET A HAIRCUT, HIPPIE!

but that means less time to make those adorable lunches

not like i had much more! i have a lot of shopping to figure out myself

well she's already annoying as hell so i guess she's already halfway there

LOL

Can I skip the blood and vampire stuff and just go straight to looking both hot and cute at the same time but with a kind of macabre twist?

that's where it starts love, and then you meet a vampire and she sucks you dry and makes you drink her blood, and then you too become a bloodplay goth vampire girlie. gosh, kids these days and their lack of media literacy!

She is in THE WRONG CLIMATE for goths though.

summertime goths are very much a thing!

It's not just summertime though! LA is SO hot all the time

It's upwards of 90° in Portland and I manage. (I don't manage)

nah, it’s easy to avoid getting a tan here by staying up all night skeeting instead

hey

screens don’t provide vitamin D katie

i take vitamin d supplements precisely for that reason. vitamin d deficiency is wide spread

katie.

I guess, I just assume that anything south of The Grapevine is going to be 100% goth unfriendly.

already too late for vampire nerd it's over for her

damn it

don't worry you've still got time, you won't go full goth until you've done extensive research to do it right

so real

Don't want her to be a de-goth grifter

something tells me "you need to do extensive research" is just going to excite her

may knows me well

fake vampire nerd until u view the sacred texts (Buffy)

literally never

don't do it, there are much better vampire texts. also you don't need to watch a tv show to have your wound eaten out.

oh so you hate hot women with swords

no i hate josh wheaton

Also play Requiem. Or, I guess, if you're lame, Masquerade.

i love that goth is the end of the line

it's fitting, no?

it's so fucking hot oh my god

right before this she was disappointed that the injection she gave me wasn't bloody and made me bleed for her so she could get a taste

this is really hot yeah

May, what even is your life?

this is very normal I just have a blood kink

"This is very normal." May.

Classic may quote

this is a very normal interaction for two people with a blood kink to have with each other!

Same and based

This is so 90s goth coded it HURTS

What is my brain that it immediately went to Bob Dylan singing, “She tastes just like a woman, yes she does…”

"What was your egg crack moment?" "Vampire encounter." "What?" "It was super hot actually." "WHAT!?"

Literally what happened to me in 2001

Gotta be careful with those vampires

in a world where vampires exist not having a blood kink is a genuine skill issue

Look, I get faint at the sight of blood, probably due to unresolved traumas. I can't relate

fuck, that's hot.

do u,, still have her number

ok new need unlocked

I don't think this would fix me, I think this would break me in fun and interesting new ways

this would fix me

i think i hauv covid

My most Trans lesbian early indicator characteristics was probably my blood fixation, comfortability with needles, and genuinely enjoyment of the taste, and animalistic deeply intimate tangled fixations on whether I wanted to kiss a cutie, or sink my teeth into her throat So paru itagaki lesbians

I WOULD DIE

also:

drinking blood in a bottom way is super easy actually

it's one of my favorite dynamics to do because the contrast between bleeding and dominance is such a fun space to play in

wait I got a thing somewhere...

It didn't upload the first time

There's I think some kind of double negative problem going on lol: she basically asked "how could you drink my blood in a top way?"

ohhh lmao yeah no i can't see you doing that

you'd drink it with too much reverance

Yeah *somebody* probably could but not your present interlocutor

Well ok *now* I'd be like 'well yeah [giggle]' but egg me would have to be buried in the ground because he'd [sic] be dead

Was she called Caroline and came from Bremen?

On the advice of my human's lawyers, I'm not going to mention how many human's blood I've tasted. Apparently there's some speciest bullshit about dogs that bite humans (i.e. fuckers who deserve it) getting "put down", and I'm not a fan of down at all! I like up much more. So no down for me.

oh my god

unfortunately I read this in a Shania Twain voice and cadence

This would fix me, not in like a sassy way, but actually would.

yeag 😮‍💨