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Shell @shelly3000.bsky.social

Have you seen Jasmine yet from yesterday's episode?

sep 1, 2025, 6:12 pm • 1 0

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BuickMakane 🇧🇲🔥💨 @buickmakane71.bsky.social

No, I missed it and I'm missing today. A lobster got loose in the kitchen n the sous chef freaked out n spilled 20 gallons of tomato sauce. I've been shop vac-ing the entire kitchen wondering if it would be a felony if I drowned the sous chef n left her in a puddle of sauce n didn't say anything.

sep 1, 2025, 6:20 pm • 2 0 • view
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Shell @shelly3000.bsky.social

O M G

sep 1, 2025, 6:22 pm • 1 0 • view
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BuickMakane 🇧🇲🔥💨 @buickmakane71.bsky.social

Yeah n she came in with a pumpkin spice latte. I'm smelling pumpkin spice everywhere. I hate that smell. I should fucking fire her.

sep 1, 2025, 6:25 pm • 2 0 • view
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Shell @shelly3000.bsky.social

Tell her and give her one more chance to do right.

sep 1, 2025, 6:27 pm • 1 0 • view
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BuickMakane 🇧🇲🔥💨 @buickmakane71.bsky.social

She's on her 9th chance already. I'm kinda done. She overcooked the fish Saturday. Beautiful Atlantic salmon. Dry n dusty and burnt on the edges, she argued n said, "you're not a chef, you don't know". Bitch, I do every job here so if we have ppl out the line isn't affected. She don't get it.

sep 1, 2025, 6:33 pm • 1 0 • view