Early to bed and early to rise because tomorrow's Tuesday.
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Early to bed and early to rise because tomorrow's Tuesday.
No Sleep Till Brooklyn Beastie Boys music.youtube.com/watch?v=07Y0...
Don't add me to any DM rooms unless I ever in my life asked you to.
Where my rebels at music.youtube.com/watch?v=eBSh...
He's hot AF but uses the word "skeet."
Juicy Doja Cat Tyga music.youtube.com/watch?v=YIAL...
I remember when I did.
You Right Doja Cat The Weeknd music.youtube.com/watch?v=JXgV...
Luxurious Gwen Stefani Slim Thug music.youtube.com/watch?v=mXFX...
I could use a good Monte Cristo sandwich right about now.
Watching Everybody Loves Raymond and listening to trap music.
Trill Recognize Trill Bun B Ludacris music.youtube.com/watch?v=0wPp...
Pourin' Up Pimp C music.youtube.com/watch?v=vw5W...
Virgos Rule!!!
That part honestly had me like YIKES 😬🤣
It’s a couple of weeks until my birthday so if you need to ship me something there is still time. I wear a size ounce in indica just fyi
Perimeters of protection.
Thug From around the way Slim Thug Tejas music.youtube.com/watch?v=VMY-...
Don't tell me what to do
Tell her and give her one more chance to do right.
This'll be my first season on SNL.
The cringe that comes from a boring person walking into the party shouting "Heeeyyy! The party's heeerrre!"
O M G
"New-ish"
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Men don't need cologne. Smell clean.
Have you seen Jasmine yet from yesterday's episode?
Went for a flu shot and ended up getting the RSV and tetanus vaccines too.
The cringe that comes along with watching a new couple on 90 Day Fiancé interact and they are DEFINITELY NOT feeling the same vibe. One's already planning their wedding and the other one is bored and wanting to be at home.
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I have mandatory, annual training at work and it was assigned to me at 8 am on Labor Day.
Cheers! 🍻🇺🇸☮️✌️
Nothing will fix me, but an iced coffee the size of my head might get me through the afternoon.
Looked at 5 houses. I’m in love with one of them. Let’s all cross our fingers that I get it.
Same to you! 💕
If you enjoy… Weekends Safe working conditions Retirement benefits Paid vacations Breaks at work Sick leave Paid holidays … then you’re part of the labor movement. Happy Labor Day.
Today me & my multiple personalities will be viewing homes to see which fits us better
No covid vaccines available at CVS but at least I can go get a flu shot.
🥳 nahhh...
It's hammock weather out there.
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😋 who has everything
Oh good!
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My birthday's next week.
Ahhhh... figured that was your wife's.
Arrest the parents.
This is just awful. Sick. Inhumane.
😆 sure you do. He weighs 45 lbs. I'll only give him half and maybe another half later.
Bijan Giveaway! RT for a chance to win this signed @Bijan5Robinson jersey!
I went to the cheerleader tryouts when I was a junior in high school and hands down the absolute best was this girl named Yvonne. She made the squad and 6 months later admitted to being in a porn movie and had to quit the team. Looking back she should have been made captain of that damn squad
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Nighttime cereal is better than daytime cereal. Even my cats know that.
I fucking hate every single pumpkin spice bitch out there. Get fucked all of y'all.
Good job everyone for making it clear how we feel about him and his entire cult and their feelings the past several days but I really do think we can do better.
I missed most of the action the other day but can we pretend and not care that he's missing *every* day.
(Sunday depression slowly sets in)
I was singing this song in my head all morning yesterday. So thanks for THAT. 😂 🎶 Well, I got me a fine wife, I got me old fiddle When the sun's comin' up, I got cakes on the griddle 🎶
Yikes
I asked for some yesterday! They gave me 20 100mg pills for Bear. Being gone so long for that concert and hearing that he was crying and looking for me settled it. It's impossible for me to go anywhere for very long. 🤦🏼♀️
Did you make another one with meat? The red bell pepper makes me want to buy one.
Look at Google's Doodle
BREAKING: Judge temporarily blocks the Trump administration from deporting minors to Guatemala.
Stephen Miller, finding out the planes of kids never left the United States for Guatemala.
Labor Day fireworks?!
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Delicious-looking!
Yum!
Not happy with my current job until I look at job postings, then I become unhappy AND depressed.
Thanks!! 💕 I know it's silly, but he's an old country dog and not a fan of being in a car or out in public.
He was a beautiful man
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😆 to put my peach crown royal bag o'pills in.
Gotta take my dog to the vet this morning for a checkup and toenail trimming. God, I hate doing this. Stresses us BOTH out.
Maybe he wandered up onto the roof again.
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Everything is too expensive and he still isn’t dead
At a time like this it's important to remember he has a wife and kids, and all of them can get fucked too
To say he’s sick isn’t really news.
Life ain’t nothing but a funny funny riddle. Thank God I’m a country boy
Labor Day sales at the dispensaries are off the hook.
8️⃣ giveaway! RT for a chance to win this signed @kylepitts__ football!
AM radio classic
You're moving? Good luck on selling the house!
Oh I'm sure it was something I threw in the air fryer/toaster oven.
You all are the first to hear it but I will also not be in the ensemble for next seasons SNL. It has been a wild ride and I am grateful for all of the support but I think it’s best for everyone at this juncture.
What could be better for my blood pressure than four hours sleep? (sips coffee) How about you shutting up?
Yall get palpably angry about candy corn every year. Is someone making you eat it?
Mmmm... that Sunday morning coffee on a holiday weekend just tastes better.
Make It Rain Travis Porter music.youtube.com/watch?v=Q67r...
If we had a nickel for every time they said "Manning..."
Sounds perfect! Watching football, had breakfast delivered, drinking a seltzer, chilling out on the big-ass couch. Got some steak kabobs to throw on the grill later.
The Jerk is on IFC.
How great is it that it's only 1:45 pm on day one of a 3-day weekend.
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🏈 music.youtube.com/watch?v=O8jo...
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