Why is no one saying ‘bitch, bees’ I mean it’s right there and I can’t unthink it arrrrggghhh

Who could refuse free bees?

Nah we have enough trash here in this State

If you like the way Abbott and Desantis rule their states, I guess Florida or Texas might be great! Check for elevation before buying 🥶

"They don't let you have bees in here." - Lucille Bluth

I guess elitists just gotta elite.Can't have average people around them.

Nashville is def not a conservative bastion, but the conservative that move here thinking it is annoy the fuck outta me. I don't think we've EVER had a GOP mayor. Surrounded by red? Absolutely, but Nashville proper, nope.

I’m being sarcastic

Ah, sorry. I'm antsy about all the people moving here then complaining that it's too liberal.

Tennessee isn't a free state, though. Can't be Black, Trans or a woman there and be free at the same time.

No, but certainly not a conservative utopia either.

The more bees the better, I always say.

The same game plan used since Reconstruction. Look, someone is giving a nickel to a person! CUE THE OUTRAGE.

Handing out bees? Like how Charlie gave someone hornets?

Plus, can you snorkel Manhattan streets? Coming soon to Miami!

Free Bees???

that's what I thought! where would New Yorkers keep 'em?

Rooftops! In old movies, New Yorkers kept pigeons on their rooves, now they keep bees. Just kidding! Buzz, buzz, buzz.

Free The Bees!!!

I don't know, free bees seems compelling. Think of all the pollinating and honey.

Who starts their career living in Manhattan? Nobody, that’s who.

Will make places like Nashville and Austin and Orlando — definitely conservative bastions, and not just other blue parts of the country that conservatives like to pretend they’re moving to to be in Real America — seem more desirable, for sure

For a multitude of personal and familial reasons I’m choosing to live in the (blue) Cincinnati area, but I still miss dc every day, regardless of the problems it has I’m fairly confident residents of Dallas and Miami have complaints about their metropolitan areas too

Oh hi fellow Cincinnatian! Love seeing your takes on current events and politics. Thanks for fighting the good fight here in Ohio with us.

namely that they’re in texas and florida (according to my friends who live in those places anyway)

From Dallas. (Now in Sf) I can confirm.

Exactly

A bunch moved to South Florida and moved back quickly due to the heat.

Who’s stopping you, Charles, there’s WiFi in Florida

can confirm

These assholes are gonna make me say nice things about New York City

And I don’t ever wanna hear anyone complaining about how New Yorkers feel like they’re the center of the universe!

And you will like it!

There are people who hate NYC and want it to collapse. And use anti city ranting to gain political support. And there are people who live in the city, appreciate what it has to offer, want it to maintain what is good, and improve that which needs improvement.

Going to my local bodega to show solidarity with the people of NYC.

I’m trying really really hard not to ROTFL in my office …

He can't move, he needs the bees

This thread is killing me ….

and bees

I hear Florida has a new camp/resort he can stay at? Rumor says, anyway

As a former DFW resident, yes, we have complaints. If Texans ever stop worshipping money and start paying attention to politics it’s over for Republicans. On a related note: see school vouchers. Keep em dumb.

That’ll never happen.

MFers will say they have "personal and familial reasons" for living in Cincinnati when everybody knows it's simply the most strategic location from which to become the King of the Bootleggers

lol please go to Dallas

Free bees you say?

Replacement bees are getting more and more expensive. That's a good deal!

That's not a dog whistle, those are buzz words

I came here looking for this. Thank you.

"just stop trying to live here until you're richer, lol" we're talking about New York City not Palm Springs

To his insane point about crime: The lowest crime cities in the US right now are scattered suburbs and hamlets of New England, really. Hopkinton, Massachusetts (start line of the Boston Marathon). Kent, Connecticut (long-time final home of Henry Kissinger). Rents are high and on-prem jobs are few.

I just love all the people who sneer at NYC but if they got an opportunity in manhattan like with SNL would be there in a NY minute‼️

Pollinators in every green space - seems like a good idea

Doesn't the same logic apply to those that are anti-gun? Move to a blue state.

Dance fo yo bees

1-Hell no, not here! 2-Orlando is a blue lake in a red sea. We have Rep, Maxwell Frost in Congress (and we used to have Stephanie Murphy), and Anna Eskimani is a state legislator from Orlando who is the current front runner to replace retiring Dem mayor Buddy Dyer. 3-Don’t sleep on Orlando! 😉

I’m being sarcastic

lol. I’m too easily freaked out these days, because, well, you know…

Fucker should buzz off then. Move to Ohio if he’s looking for a junkyard to live in.