Batman will row them in the little boat while serenading them with songs he learned from Ra's al Ghul and the League of Assassins!
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This is so good I’m already crying. Henry Fonda Batman. Dabney Coleman Batman! So good.
aug 26, 2025, 9:28 pm • 1 0 • view
They can all wear masks like when NBA players get facial injuries! The HORROR!
aug 26, 2025, 9:31 pm • 1 0 • view
The nineties had some truly terrifying NBA playoff mask moments if I remembered correctly
aug 26, 2025, 9:37 pm • 1 0 • view
They haven’t gotten better. Although, they’ve started making black ones that look very Batman-esque. I much prefer them to the clear ones.
aug 26, 2025, 9:42 pm • 1 0 • view
To be fair, that’s Dennis Rodman’s default vibe.
aug 26, 2025, 11:29 pm • 1 0 • view
Totally. lol
aug 27, 2025, 1:16 am • 1 0 • view
Here's an idea—so the masks are there to prevent reinjury right? Why don't they just all wear masks like that all the time to prevent the initial injuries?
aug 26, 2025, 10:32 pm • 1 0 • view
No they’re for broken noses, ocular bones, cheekbones, etc. They’re not preventative in any way, plus they make it more difficult to play. Sweat gets in the mask, your peripheral vision is limited and it’s horrifying for everyone to behold.
aug 26, 2025, 11:32 pm • 1 0 • view