I will recklessly speculate the Scorsese length cabinet celebration of life was consistent with a bunch of people knowing the object of their obsequiousness is about to have a big scary surgery.
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I need to see proof of life.
aug 30, 2025, 5:38 am • 2 0 • view
The man is not camera-shy
aug 30, 2025, 5:47 am • 0 0 • view
BIG scary surgery….. Boob reduction
aug 30, 2025, 5:36 am • 6 0 • view
aug 30, 2025, 6:10 am • 4 0 • view
Make no Bones about it
aug 30, 2025, 8:54 am • 2 0 • view
🤨😅
aug 30, 2025, 7:38 pm • 0 0 • view
I think he’s gone in for a scary surgery and this weekend was the most opportune time. Now, if that scary surgery goes badly, well…so be it. The GQP are bad at acting - they could never keep his death under their hats.
aug 30, 2025, 9:30 am • 2 0 • view
I think the surgery was to remove a cabinet member who went a bit to far up his jacksie
aug 30, 2025, 5:33 am • 102 0 • view
That could be any of them. Can you narrow it down to the 20 likeliest?
aug 30, 2025, 11:26 am • 1 0 • view
Ten bucks says it was Tom Cotton.
aug 30, 2025, 6:22 am • 1 0 • view
Extreme butt snorkeling 🤿
aug 30, 2025, 5:40 am • 25 0 • view
😂😂
aug 30, 2025, 5:37 am • 1 0 • view
Sounds reasonable.
aug 30, 2025, 5:47 am • 0 0 • view
As has been suggested he’ll come back with less hair. I hope he starts wearing a fedora.
aug 30, 2025, 5:38 am • 2 0 • view
Why would he have less hair?
aug 30, 2025, 7:26 am • 0 0 • view
Surgery affecting his scalp
aug 30, 2025, 8:05 am • 1 0 • view
Let’s pray
aug 30, 2025, 8:05 am • 1 0 • view
Ah. Thank you.
aug 30, 2025, 4:32 pm • 0 0 • view
May the surgeon be as skilled as RFK Jr. Thoughts and Prayers
aug 30, 2025, 12:01 pm • 0 0 • view
Please tell me if you see pig hearts and jarvis valves.
aug 30, 2025, 6:23 am • 6 0 • view
Speaking of Scorsese, had anyone seen a orange that seems out of place?
aug 30, 2025, 5:37 am • 7 0 • view
Every time he’s on screen.
aug 30, 2025, 5:38 am • 14 0 • view
He’s golfing this AM, while wearing his Foley catheter receptacles behind his knees. The Ghost of Christmas Yet To Come is limbering up, though.
aug 30, 2025, 2:56 pm • 0 0 • view
Might rewatch Death of Stalin this weekend
aug 30, 2025, 12:32 pm • 6 0 • view
May ICE agents barge in to the OR and haul away the brown-skinned surgeon who cut Trump’s chest wide open in a futile attempt to find a heart.
aug 30, 2025, 2:05 pm • 0 0 • view
Oops could be the best word said that day. @merriam-webster.com I proactively nominate oops as the word of the year for 2025
aug 30, 2025, 5:39 am • 1 0 • view
It is reckless and it is speculative, but hey, who knows?
aug 30, 2025, 5:32 am • 1 0 • view
Ojalá, gatita...
aug 30, 2025, 5:49 am • 0 0 • view
I told my wife after that meeting that it reminded me of a living funeral. Ya know where narcissists get to listen to people tell them how great they are before they kick the bucket.
aug 30, 2025, 10:42 am • 6 0 • view
Because humans try to find hope no matter how bad things are. When there is none to be had we imagine it and then will it into existence. We can be an inspired species at times. It’s quite touching honestly.
aug 30, 2025, 10:37 am • 8 0 • view
It would also provide context for why Vance was suddenly off the rails about his readiness.
aug 30, 2025, 5:34 am • 265 8 • view
Dark Boyscout
aug 30, 2025, 5:41 am • 0 0 • view
Doesn’t Just Dance Vance temporarily become FOTUS while he’s under during surgery?
aug 30, 2025, 7:20 am • 0 0 • view
Stop making sense! We're trying to have fun here! 😂
aug 30, 2025, 5:43 am • 1 0 • view
Hey, I didn’t speculate how it went.
aug 30, 2025, 5:47 am • 2 0 • view
And, of course, thoughts about the door policy at the bar called Heaven.
aug 30, 2025, 5:41 am • 184 5 • view
You just know they're going to try the "Weekend at Bernie's" bullshit for a month or two before they admit anything.
aug 30, 2025, 11:28 am • 1 0 • view
He was talking about getting into heaven last week. Now he’s completely silent. That ain’t a good sign.
aug 30, 2025, 6:21 am • 1 0 • view
aug 30, 2025, 7:00 am • 5 0 • view
A pleasant side thought is germaphobe Putin doesn’t really know either and is wondering if he caught something in Alaska
aug 30, 2025, 5:44 am • 10 0 • view
They’re BOTH germaphobes. They could both be wondering the same thing!
aug 31, 2025, 1:11 am • 1 0 • view
🎶 Everyone is trying to get to the bar The name of the bar, the bar is called heaven The band in heaven, they play my favorite song Play it one more time, play it all night long 🎶
aug 30, 2025, 7:45 am • 0 0 • view
They've absolutely been telegraphing it all week.
aug 30, 2025, 5:43 am • 13 0 • view
So my completely uninformed conclusion is not gone, but not nothing.
aug 30, 2025, 5:57 am • 114 3 • view
This all checks out, but the downer will be that he is such a wuss that his thoughts on mortality were probably triggered by having to get a skin tag removed
aug 30, 2025, 5:50 am • 11 0 • view
He won’t even get to heaven’s door. A windowless room in hell with no AC and no cell service is reserved for him.
aug 30, 2025, 5:44 am • 2 0 • view
Beetlejuice waiting room
aug 30, 2025, 5:46 am • 6 0 • view
aug 30, 2025, 5:45 am • 9 0 • view
And the canceled trip to NJ during some of the best golf weather ever. At some point “speculation” becomes “fantasizing”.
aug 30, 2025, 5:45 am • 8 0 • view
At the time I took the phrase "my chances aren't good" as him saying his chances of getting into heaven weren't good. Same with "b/c I'm low on the totem pole". Now I wonder if he meant b/c he's ill; like his chances of living long aren't good & he's low on the totem pole b/c his health is bad.
aug 30, 2025, 6:07 am • 0 0 • view
Getting his mushroom fixed maybe?
aug 30, 2025, 5:46 am • 0 0 • view
There's a few decent breadcrumbs out there. Another one is Trump recently speculating about his position in line for heaven.
aug 30, 2025, 5:39 am • 2 0 • view
Hmmmmm
aug 30, 2025, 5:36 am • 14 0 • view
I need to see proof of life.
aug 30, 2025, 5:39 am • 8 0 • view
I would readily accept -- prefer even -- proof otherwise
aug 30, 2025, 5:41 am • 21 0 • view
Proof of death is my preference
aug 30, 2025, 6:12 am • 13 0 • view
If doesn't go golfing on a three-day weekend, something's wrong. That feels like a reasonable bar.
aug 30, 2025, 10:29 am • 0 0 • view
Real brain being implanted?
aug 30, 2025, 8:31 am • 0 0 • view
That's kinda what I was thinking. They scheduled something for the long weekend hoping we were all distracted.
aug 30, 2025, 7:18 am • 1 0 • view
This tracks with everything known about narcissists in a health crisis. Astute observation.
aug 30, 2025, 9:26 am • 9 0 • view
Yeah, trust me, they love to speak as if they are dying any minute until it actually gets bad.
aug 30, 2025, 7:24 pm • 0 0 • view
Let us pray 🙏🏼 the bastard is a goner
aug 30, 2025, 5:51 am • 0 0 • view
I thought they were LARPing an even darker satire of the Death of Stalin
aug 30, 2025, 10:51 am • 2 0 • view
May his surgeon be from another country and get deported mid surgery. Hey, I can dream…
aug 30, 2025, 5:33 am • 55 1 • view
aug 30, 2025, 11:55 am • 0 0 • view
Recommended by RFKJr
aug 30, 2025, 5:48 am • 2 0 • view
Or just get distracted or drowsy
aug 30, 2025, 5:37 am • 13 0 • view
I can live with both scenarios
aug 30, 2025, 5:40 am • 11 0 • view
Super anxious, so anxious he accidentally takes a second Xanax
aug 30, 2025, 5:52 am • 1 0 • view
With his overall poor health and the awkward admission about venous insufficiency in legs, my wild speculation is that he threw a clot and developed pulmonary embolism, or had a big stroke or a series of small strokes. Even with medication, legs like that are blood clot time bombs in the elderly.
aug 30, 2025, 1:43 pm • 1 0 • view
I, too, would like to join in the speculation
aug 30, 2025, 5:33 am • 5 0 • view
That is actually brilliant.
aug 30, 2025, 12:22 pm • 0 0 • view
aug 30, 2025, 6:05 am • 27 2 • view
Hopefully performed by "Doctor" Ronny Jackson.
aug 30, 2025, 10:11 am • 4 0 • view
Hey... shit happens sometimes in the OR.
aug 30, 2025, 7:23 am • 1 0 • view
heh.
aug 30, 2025, 5:32 am • 1 0 • view
I like where you are going with this.
aug 30, 2025, 6:08 am • 1 0 • view
It would be irresponsible not to speculate, Schooley. Irresponsible.
aug 30, 2025, 8:10 am • 1 0 • view
A lot of people have speculated that he has congestive heart failure, but his symptoms that they site would also be consistent with renal failure. So if he’s getting a big scary surgery it’s possible he’s getting a kidney transplant, in which case I hope the donor is legit not some urban myth source
aug 30, 2025, 6:03 am • 20 0 • view
Melania has a supply of kidneys
aug 30, 2025, 11:57 am • 0 0 • view
Given the look of his legs my guess is DVT leading to PE, CVA, or TIA. He was almost certainly on blood thinners but likely refused TED hose or any kind of SQD. That’s my wildly speculative opinion. But he’s a cornucopia of co-morbidities. Nothing would shock me.
aug 30, 2025, 2:26 pm • 0 0 • view
It’s probably from a 14 year old girl in a bathtub of ice on lil St John’s island.
aug 30, 2025, 11:58 am • 7 0 • view
Yikes! Right?😬😬😬
aug 30, 2025, 1:53 pm • 1 0 • view
Transplant = immune suppressing drugs = increased risk from infections like COVID RFKJ might get him.
aug 30, 2025, 2:02 pm • 3 0 • view
You love to "hate to see it".😋
aug 30, 2025, 2:03 pm • 1 0 • view
Just let me finish my coffee. Then we’ll go watch em slice this fat bastard up.
aug 30, 2025, 7:20 am • 3 0 • view
Mint!
aug 30, 2025, 11:13 am • 1 0 • view
This is an interesting and very astute explanation.
aug 30, 2025, 2:27 pm • 1 0 • view
Maybe that’s why he hasn’t been around and nothing on his schedule this weekend.
aug 30, 2025, 5:45 am • 1 0 • view
Ooohhh interesting!
aug 30, 2025, 6:36 am • 1 0 • view
Off with the leg. Gangrene has arrived.
aug 30, 2025, 12:08 pm • 0 0 • view
This Dear Leader cabinet crap happened during Regime 1.
aug 30, 2025, 5:44 am • 3 0 • view