Starmer is such a bellend.

It's nice that all the Patriots are putting flags up in support of Keir Starmer. Maybe it's some reverse psychology going on? I doubt it

This is the wet dream the Labour right always wanted. The soft left and liberals are and always were rubes, marks and dupes believing anything coming out of Starmer’s well documented lying mouth.

When I read Ken Macleod's The Star Fraction as a kid, I couldn't understand why London (and the rest of the UK) had balkanised, or how. Nowadays, I go ".....oh, that's why."

RVTRN TO THE HEPTARCHY

Only if you take us with you!

Oh there'll be claims to the border regions made

I'd be pretty happy to see the maps redrawn with Liverpool included as part of Wales or Ireland. Or if Scotland moves a bit further down south and takes over a bunch of the north of England. Anything to avoid getting stuck with the monarchy and Starmer

I think Liverpool should strive for a city-state with the support of the Celtic nations

I've been saying this for years. We always get lumped in with the rest of England just because we happen to be on the same landmass, when they probably hate us more than anyone

The North Essex Peoples Jamahiriya stands ready to wage war on its eternal foe, Ipswich

Christ, I have absolutely no idea if this is satire. It should be, of course, because it's so utterly ridiculous. But...