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white house announcement is that they're teaming up with the taliban to fight draculas
For most people, if we were consistently this inaccurate, ill-informed or just plain wrong about things we are paid to understand in our jobs we would be sacked
Based this pair of miniatures just to feel something
The left: we should start a party that represents left-wing values. Adnan: Cool, I'll get the ball rolling by posting transphobia. By the way, I'm the director of two property companies. The left: WTF? Adnan: WHAT A VISCIOUS ATTACK FROM SO-CALLED ALLIES!
Biblically accurate Furby, be not afraid
Centrists are obsessed with being killjoys, never seen anything like their desire to shit over everything and package it up as being sensible, oh, no xyz isnโt possible you must be miserable into perpetuity
The Carbonara for One boys
Graham Linehan ๐ค Sir Keir Starmer no wedding ring on show for a few years now
I noticed you across the bar ๐ซฆ and I think you draw far too much attention to yourself, Mr. Underhill ๐
Like I said, the Labour left have *always* been like this. A mixture of active transphobes and "allies" whose allyship extends as far as a few platitudes.
#BigNaturals4Zack
Given a choice between "previously a boob hypnotist" and "someone who has a law named after them so they, specifically, get a bigger pension", I know which one feels shadier in terms of historic activities tbh
Arrested for the crime of being unable to log off
Corcs
Outstanding
Flag shagging is not lowering our utility bills
While we're on about flags, the embem of the Llynfi Valley is our Anglo-Norman castle being burnt to the ground, ac onid yw hynny'n fendigedig o beth.
Btw I was always a fan of yer da painting roundabouts
I'm waiting on main party pet lobby journos to be like "Zack Polanski with your Assad-like numbers leadership victory..."
POLANKSI WINS 20k to 3k
There's some Labour Party staffer running around buying up flags to ensure all their MPs have one up in their home before the Daily Mail journo rocks up taking pictures of their houses.
I'd say I told you so but it was always going to happen wasn't it?
Jesus Christ
Tl cleanse
The dream is to see one of these Patriots break down in tears as his wife emerges from the hotel he's shouting holding hands with his workmate or brother or someone
what's your favourite fascist manifesto, keir?
100%
Some howley boi's
Yes because the country has been crying out for [checks notes] Darren Jones!! Jfc
No Cryptids No Aliens No Paranormals Simple as
Seen on twitter a moot saying it looks like one of Gordon Ramsay disguises on Kitchen Nightmares lol
Yer da's patriot facebook group "That commie starmer can't even fuck a poppy correctly!!!"
Has the โtime for simple humanityโ passed, Keir?
Hands down funniest consequence of Brexit has to be how all fresh produce in UK supermarkets is now just dog shit. Phenomenal. Rule Britannia. Please send us all your least desirable crap for sovereignty purposes. Dumbest fucking country on the planet.
Spuds Spuds Spuds Glasgow. We have an idea that'll make you ยฃยฃยฃยฃ's (Scottish). Hit us up!!
Itโs highly amusing seeing how the sensible commentators are talking about Starmerโs latest, still making excuses, and putting it down to a comms faux pas than him actually being a rabid racist because they donโt understand self reflection
Recent UK summers really are state-mandated race riots now
I now own a pair of Corcs. I'm your dad now
He's got a back banner like a Space Marine in Warhammer 40k
cool
I think Liverpool should strive for a city-state with the support of the Celtic nations
It's nice that all the Patriots are putting flags up in support of Keir Starmer. Maybe it's some reverse psychology going on? I doubt it
The bbc: going to ask you a racist question Starmer: ok, will answer like the racist I am
Oh there'll be claims to the border regions made
Abolish the Union. Let England carry on and Balkanise itself
Keir Starmer says he loves to go spray painting the windows of his local Chinese Takeaway
That's a good shout
It seems to have pastry all the way around, and I quote Gav "like a house" just waiting on confirmation
@gavinmit.bsky.social is this a proper pie?
My six-year-old nephew has moved on from his Bigfoot obsession and is now on Wendigo's like the little nerd (complimentary) he is.
Buffy is scooby-doo with Daphne in charge
Bat loaf bat loaf bat loaf
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What's the most amount of red flags you can fit in a paragraph?
Keir Starmer has appointed as his new Comms Director Tim Allan who was a board member of the hate group Sex Matters. It's no longer even pretending to adhere to its Manifesto promise to "remove indignities for trans people who deserve recognition and acceptance."
I sense panic setting in!
Trump is cancelling all of his planned TV appearances today. The search for lookalikes widens to racist British nans in Benidorm
I'm a tankie (enjoyer of the Labour Party tanking in the polls)
You can't keep running a country like this. Its ridiculous. Water is a key strategic asset ffs
Fuming that I'm at a wedding on a Thursday, but also the dress code is dinner jackets and I've had to make a trip to Cardiff to replace a bow tie I seem to have lost
Yes!
Can you block images on here? The amount of times that Zelda from Terrahawks looking racist mfer with the wooden teeth popping up in my feed is unreal.
Continuing on the traditional Labour work of being a huge waste of everyoneโs energies
Also, all the we'll push him out when the party is formed takes I see. Yes, I get it, however how much energy is going to be spent fighting for this when you should not have to be placed in this position? Reminds me of the countless own goals made that many of us then had to go all out to defend.
This looks like the front cover of Love It! Magazine
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![crow labelled foucault doing standup sandwiches are pies booo! get better material! [crow sweating, looks at prompt cards] -houses are pies -buses are pies -the earth is a pie](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:nadcqvrpbx6xxp6m3mo2tc2k/bafkreigv73ju7yyimm74krvlpi62h5w6c2wzciy3cwjy5f7ykre54pavx4@jpeg "Click to view full size")
Firebomb all Home Counties gastro pubs
Correct. When are all these Patriots going to stand outside pie shops demanding this?
Did you have a good weekend at your dad's? What did you get up to? We went to a hotel and shouted at the brown people and the police
Imagine the posting if they manage to get this evil bastard?
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the main effect Jo Cox's murder has had is allowing her sex pest husband to comment in the Guardian every time an MP gets a nasty email, burying the truth about him in the search results a little deeper each time
Me when my wife sees the browser history
This made me a Selfidges Terror Attack Truther
Just remembered this again, it always makes me so happy wish I think of it
Least racist Starmer fans
Just rank amateurism. It should have been launched with key positions decided and then asked people to join and help draw up policy positions.
Labour enthusiasts will be like: farage wants to leave the ECHR, meanwhile Labour
this is what i remember white people in their 60s looking like when i was a kid. like absolute shit
Bald pate friar
Correct
Sundays at his Uncle Peebs. Bring your own model aeroplane edition
August 31st/September 1st
You pair have inspired me to move from the bed to the sofa
Its a thumbs up from me
Elton John's right eyebrow during the performance of Candle in the Wind 1997 at Diana's funeral was a crisis actor.
Happy birthday
We warned them that it's not 2017 anymore. People are being pushed to the absolute limit and mealy-mouthed, conciliatory bollocks isn't going to cut it in this climate.
I bet you stole the show at your school nativity mate
The amount of mainly white guys telling people from minorities who are literally on the sharp end of years of government and press discrimination to shut the fuck up with their concerns has been shocking to see. Valid concerns because it's clear that Corbyn's clique have done zero self-reflection.
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Exactly
Let's be blunt. Corbyn and Sultana had the chance to form a left wing party that was inclusive in its very foundations. Instead they've given a prominent, vocal position to a transphobe who is anti-abortion. That's the foundation of their project, now.
i keep thinking about this
Look how @theguardian.com describes racist intimidation nazi mobs in an attempted pogrom - โprotestorsโ โdemonstratorsโ โanti asylum groupsโ fuck you www.DUMPtheguardian.com/uk-news/2025...
