ring man calmly walking over to pick up the jacket isn't the best part, but it would have been the best part of a lesser video
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the delayed deployment of the Jet 2 theme is art
aug 26, 2025, 3:25 pm • 29 0 • view
[56 pages deep in a stormfront forum titled "How to Fight"] "When you're ready to escalate, try this special move: Go in close and give a li'l tap-kick to his calf. Keep your arms outstretched like the Cristo Redentor and leave your face unprotected This are absolutely no risks with this strategy."
aug 26, 2025, 3:32 pm • 10 0 • view
the power of god will fill you with a new strength, enough to allow you to eat eight or nine additional punches to the head
aug 26, 2025, 3:34 pm • 11 0 • view
the guiding principle of my entire life is to not be on the wrong side of an internet fight video, but if it ever happens to me, you can be DAMNED sure it won't feature my Tobey MaGuire-ass frame doing spin kicks without a shirt on
aug 26, 2025, 3:39 pm • 20 0 • view
i'm gonna bite whoever I'm fighting, I'm gonna lose but you're going to get the horrifying experience of being bitten by a grown man
aug 26, 2025, 3:40 pm • 24 0 • view
"Some people might be laser-focused and trying to win the fight. Not me. I know I'll lose. I just need to take one eye or ear to make up for it. Anyway, let's get started."
aug 26, 2025, 3:45 pm • 4 0 • view
congratulations winner enjoy the permanent bite mark on your ribcage
aug 26, 2025, 3:47 pm • 4 0 • view
in seventh grade, a teacher described a fight where a kid with braces bit another kid, and the wound got so infected that they almost had to take the arm. it's not like i was johnny toughstreets before that, but any desire to get in even one fight disappeared
aug 26, 2025, 3:49 pm • 6 0 • view
Only move is to make it more permanent www.mmafighting.com/2024/3/24/24...
aug 26, 2025, 3:48 pm • 3 0 • view
“Next thing I knew he’s bout completely naked, very damp, hairy as shit, Biting my forearm like it was covered in bbq sauce. I beat his Ass and Had to get a rabies shot that fucker got me paying for insurance and court fees”
aug 26, 2025, 3:45 pm • 1 0 • view
This has to be Florida.
aug 26, 2025, 3:39 pm • 1 0 • view
When the holiday hit
aug 26, 2025, 3:40 pm • 1 0 • view