I'm stoned and watching the new Venom movie (I can't even remember if I've seen the second one) and man but Tom Hardy sure knows how to have fun in a role.
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There are a weirdly large number of Ted Lasso actors in it
aug 27, 2025, 2:39 am • 1 0 • view
I'll be honest I don't have much idea what's going on but they're having fun in the Area 51 secret labs so I'm basically sold
aug 27, 2025, 2:43 am • 1 0 • view
Okay the "How does Tom Cruise do this?" line legit made me snork
aug 27, 2025, 2:50 am • 0 0 • view
still have no idea what the hell is happening in this movie and it doesn't matter.
aug 27, 2025, 2:50 am • 0 0 • view
Every time Venom folds back up behind Tom Hardy he is doing the physical comedy equivalent of an alien buttprobe joke with his expression. Bruce Campbell walked so that he could run
aug 27, 2025, 2:55 am • 1 1 • view
Chiwetel Ejiofor is in this movie trying to provide military seriousness energy and he's phoning it in so far, but admittedly that's a bit of a pointless task in a movie this silly. You're better than this Chiwetel but I know a man's gotta get paid
aug 27, 2025, 3:00 am • 1 0 • view
I didn't think much of the weird opposing alien monster design but it does eat people in a pretty cool way
aug 27, 2025, 3:04 am • 0 0 • view
Legit impressed at Tom Hardy running around the woods barefoot. I would have been going ow ow ooh oack ow
aug 27, 2025, 3:06 am • 0 0 • view
Juno Temple is having a Shape of Water moment with Carnage.
aug 27, 2025, 3:08 am • 0 0 • view
I still can't figure out whether other people can hear Venom or not (I assume not but of course everyone pauses so that Venom can crack a joke). The jokes are bad enough that I can totally believe everyone is just ignoring him and hoping he'll go away.
aug 27, 2025, 3:12 am • 0 0 • view
