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onion person @junlper.beer

if i had to wake up everyday and pretend to care about “wokeness” in ads or whatever mentally brain dead rightwingers have to do everyday i think i would eventually kill myself. reading their words is so tiring. i imagine pretending to care writing them is much worse

aug 23, 2025, 3:56 pm • 3,952 397

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animiketronic @animiketronic.bsky.social

the trick is they actually care

aug 23, 2025, 4:18 pm • 1 0 • view
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Silly Rookie @sillyrookie.bsky.social

I can't... www.cbsnews.com/news/cracker...

aug 23, 2025, 9:09 pm • 0 0 • view
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prairieguy2623.bsky.social @prairieguy2623.bsky.social

I don't know. I work hard at my job, and I don't really care about it, as long as the money's good. And the money in rightwing grifting seems very good indeed. Plus, it's not like they'd be good at much of anything else.

aug 23, 2025, 5:05 pm • 0 0 • view
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Big Ol' Iroh @biggaydrggn.bsky.social

I think their motivation is best summed up by Winston Zeddemore in Ghostbusters: "If there's a steady paycheck in it, I'll believe anything you say."

aug 23, 2025, 4:50 pm • 2 0 • view
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Lu 💙 @luful.bsky.social

Makes my mind hurt 😞

aug 23, 2025, 9:34 pm • 0 0 • view
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Igor cat @igor-kitty.bsky.social

Apparently there are people who really enjoyed playing "count the signs" when they were kids.

aug 23, 2025, 4:09 pm • 0 0 • view
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Danny Smith @dopedanny.bsky.social

You would think they'd look at Peterson beet red and crying hysterically about "hot sauce going woke" or something and have a voice in the back of their mind go "is this really the end state i should be targeting as my life goal?"

aug 23, 2025, 8:02 pm • 6 1 • view
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nestor-makflow.bsky.social @nestor-makflow.bsky.social

Tbf I think this accounts for a majority of shooting deaths in the USA

aug 23, 2025, 5:05 pm • 0 0 • view
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This Cranky Old Geezer Opposes Fascist Oligarchs @bhamilton001.bsky.social

Their focus on prurient politics prevents them from addressing issues that actually benefit themselves. Crazy.

aug 23, 2025, 6:29 pm • 0 0 • view
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Scrutes Ma Glutes @opossumos.bsky.social

You miss the key part that they do all that because they have no real problems in their lives and need to invent something to be mad about

aug 23, 2025, 3:58 pm • 153 2 • view
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WhisperingSage @whisperingsage.bsky.social

And/or acknowledging the real problems in their lives would force them to reconsider beliefs they aren't willing to.

aug 23, 2025, 4:12 pm • 99 0 • view
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NYTimes: affirmative action for mediocre conservative editors @originalist.bsky.social

And they want praise and approval of macho police officers, conservative soldiers (Jake Tapper), CEOs, billionaires, elite revered in American culture because of their media Actual cabal leaked "centrist" editors ("including people avowedly on the left") coordinating with far right Multiple leaks!

aug 23, 2025, 4:54 pm • 21 3 • view
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Maze @mazeslays.bsky.social

Rage replacing hobbies is not a good lifestyle.

aug 23, 2025, 11:22 pm • 0 0 • view
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Jonathan @hottaconinja.bsky.social

The problem is that they do. Many are unhappy with their material conditions. Life has gotten more expensive. It is harder to pay bills and keep food on the table. But they are being told that will all improve if we can just end the scourge that is "woke".

aug 23, 2025, 4:30 pm • 5 0 • view
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Kait Richardson 🥔 @thryse.com

I think what’s really happening is that they’re sociopathic sadists who value inflicting suffering on others as their highest good.

aug 23, 2025, 11:22 pm • 2 0 • view
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Daniel, the 7th Cylon @danloney36.bsky.social

Never forget, though, that however much they enjoy dishing it out, they cannot for one second take it. Mock them until they shrivel, and believe me, they will.

aug 23, 2025, 11:30 pm • 0 0 • view
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Char @charfoil.bsky.social

The Wilks brothers find the most dense people and reinforce their shit posts with 10k a month. It's like giving a toddler ten dollars each time they draw on the walls. I don't think it's pretend :/

aug 23, 2025, 9:18 pm • 1 0 • view
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rosegarden001.bsky.social @rosegarden001.bsky.social

I'm serious. What's the problem with wokeness? I guess it made sense to me, and it was adopted. I'll never give up being open-minded.

aug 23, 2025, 5:12 pm • 0 0 • view
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Oz [Wizard of] @ozcosmos.bsky.social

so I think they do actually plan to kill themselves but they're so pissed and stupid they want to take as many people with them as possible, which is why they advocate for owning automatic weapons as 'hunting guns'

aug 24, 2025, 2:26 am • 2 0 • view
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The Cat in the High Chair @overkoalafried.bsky.social

You see, it’s made easier for them because it’s all they have. No friends, family, hobbies, just outrage at nonsense. If it’s all you have to put your energy into then it becomes a compulsion. They feel if they don’t do it now then they wasted all that time focusing on it before, years wasted

aug 23, 2025, 5:03 pm • 1 0 • view
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Finman2 @finman2.bsky.social

It’s just bizarre to me. Trump divided us right down the middle. We know we’re going to get screwed, Maga is clueless.

aug 23, 2025, 4:02 pm • 1 0 • view
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Jane Rabbit @janerabbit.bsky.social

not only that you'd also have to do a lot of listening to and watching the orange clown and the evil vp and the rest of them....

aug 23, 2025, 5:12 pm • 0 0 • view
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papa juice man @papajuiceman.com

now imagine being a person knowingly inciting schizophrenics into it so they can retain office

aug 23, 2025, 4:04 pm • 6 0 • view
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Trunks @trunksahoy.bsky.social

A lot of them aren’t pretending to care. It’s a gleeful, trollish, “tee-hee” thing. They get the same feeling from it that some get from the Newsom Trump-posting. They think they’re holding up a mirror to “cancel culture” and DEI or whatever.

aug 23, 2025, 4:39 pm • 3 0 • view
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Ed Cote * Leftists and liberals are very different things. @edcote.bsky.social

The professional commentators like Ben Shapiro are literally clowns. Their job is to embarrass themselves.

aug 23, 2025, 9:40 pm • 0 0 • view
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Lvl20FullCaster @opportunemarmoset.bsky.social

I'm really mad about *long, weary sigh* Cracker Barrel

aug 23, 2025, 4:42 pm • 0 0 • view
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Fentwo (Nin10erd)  @nintenerd.bsky.social

but when it's a profitable grift that prints money, that'll keep you going. Outrage engagement bait is lucrative. Who cares if you get ratio'd? Look at all those eyes!

aug 23, 2025, 4:07 pm • 0 0 • view
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Bits @bitshammer.bsky.social

They don't even care that's why they love AI so much because it can care for them

aug 23, 2025, 6:46 pm • 2 0 • view
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DK - Trans Rights or Die @dk2700.bsky.social

Do kinda empathize with them since we have to worry every day about bigotry, capitalism, puritanism, fascism, etc. Except we're concerned about things that will actually destroy all our lives, while they're fighting their own imaginations and making it everyone's problem.

aug 23, 2025, 4:17 pm • 1 0 • view
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Dan T. Lux @dantlux.bsky.social

Wokeness is good. I would like to see more people stepping up and stating that fact instead of mealy-mouthed trying to meet bad-faith fascists half-way, making themselves look like dipshits in the process. Wokeness means caring about people; it means not being an asshole; so what's the problem?

aug 23, 2025, 4:07 pm • 18 1 • view
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Igor cat @igor-kitty.bsky.social

They just wanna use the n word and everything involved w that.

aug 23, 2025, 4:11 pm • 12 0 • view
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mat headroom @crowsofnimitz.bsky.social

It’s almost entirely a pejorative term at this point. Anyone that uses it seriously is only making it worse. We don’t need a buzz word for “being kind”. “Woke” is just a way for conservatives to say “black” or “gay” without saying that out loud.

aug 23, 2025, 5:28 pm • 3 0 • view
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pizzaship.bsky.social @pizzaship.bsky.social

kind of like how many "gender neutral" phrases are explicitly masculine in origin. meeting them part way takes away a little of their power, but then reinforces that they can get away with forcing their ideals on all of us

aug 23, 2025, 10:48 pm • 0 0 • view
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AmiyaJLO @amiyajlo.bsky.social

An idle mind is the devil's playground or something like that... they got nothing going on in their life but they long for a meaningful life; so they do whatever they do

aug 23, 2025, 4:11 pm • 0 0 • view
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Harley Faggetter @topper.falkon.org.uk

I can manage about 5-10 minutes of _discourse_ at best before I want to slit my eyeballs and have to log off. The biggest problem is giving them any air, I need to find some filters to stop seeing posts about the _discourse_

aug 23, 2025, 4:08 pm • 0 0 • view
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Lauren McKenzie @themckenziest.gay

Fucking hell isn’t it EXHAUSTING constantly finding things to get pissed off and offended about that have nothing to do with you lmao

aug 23, 2025, 10:26 pm • 12 0 • view
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Scott Frerichs @kaiserneko.bsky.social

I think it gives them a sense of purpose, someone to blame for their troubles. They've bought so deeply into conservatism and capitalism that they're completely unable to turn inward and be critical their own ideologies. So "wokeness" is their villain.

aug 23, 2025, 4:05 pm • 93 1 • view
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Crabby Phatty with Cheese @crabby-phatty.bsky.social

That is the problem with replacing whatever religion or moral philosophy they may have had, been exposed to, or hell could seek out on their own, with capitalism is that it rots everything it touches. Capitalism is inherently empty, that's annoying to people who aren't psychopaths, who want meaning.

aug 24, 2025, 5:34 am • 1 0 • view
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The Duck of Hot Takes @discretionary-duck.bsky.social

Hareton Splimby settled the matter of "woke brands" decades ago

aug 23, 2025, 4:01 pm • 0 0 • view
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p0usr.bsky.social @p0usr.bsky.social

Pretty sure the $200k they get every time they make a video ranting about it helps a lot here

aug 23, 2025, 9:55 pm • 3 0 • view
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Tre Amari ❌👑 @pewetsand.bsky.social

They absolutely abhor the idea of humanity.

aug 23, 2025, 5:38 pm • 1 0 • view
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khadzuki.bsky.social @khadzuki.bsky.social

I still cannot wrap my head around how woke has become a derogatory term for them. Imagine acknowledging people just being happy and minding their own business, but trying to angle it to be a bad thing. "Oh you believe in gay people smiling? What a fucking weird woker."

aug 23, 2025, 4:27 pm • 1 0 • view
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Kirk Greenwood @kirk-greenwood.bsky.social

‘…mentally braindead’ describes how I feel whenever 🍏 intercuts my podcasts w/ [commercial wokeness] ads…as well as just all of the time. Then, recalling that (a) such ads exist & (b) there is a slew of others that find them annoying for reasons antithetical to mine, my mentalbrain feels safely +2z.

aug 23, 2025, 6:00 pm • 1 0 • view
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Katherine the Sixth @luigithirty.bsky.social

that’s what chatgpt is for

aug 23, 2025, 10:29 pm • 5 0 • view
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Jonathan @hottaconinja.bsky.social

It genuinely feels like the saddest life. Everything is already kind of a bummer. Everything is on fire thanks to a capitalist nightmare. Genocide. Destruction. Authoritarianism. I couldn't imagine wanting to bum myself out more by obsessing over something so childish.

aug 23, 2025, 4:28 pm • 4 0 • view
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The Big Friendly Giant B.F.G @bfg008.bsky.social

Why do you think so many gun owners commit suicide?

aug 23, 2025, 5:09 pm • 0 0 • view
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Hoon McMunch @biasbe.bsky.social

the constant cognitive load of having to process reality through a lens that makes it fit with an ideology that is utterly incompatible with reality and humanity must be exhausting.

aug 24, 2025, 3:14 am • 2 1 • view
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greenlightening.bsky.social @greenlightening.bsky.social

Now you know why they love genAI so much. Don’t gotta write them words anymore. Slop machine does it for them.

aug 23, 2025, 3:57 pm • 19 1 • view
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Theresa Gaumond Θ∆ (2/5) (Comms open!) @theresagaumond.bsky.social

This is why I'm convinced it's a cult. They ACTUALLY believe that shit, otherwise they'd be dead.

aug 23, 2025, 4:55 pm • 1 0 • view
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Hermes Pissmegistus @aleph.bsky.social

that’s what the amphetamines are for

aug 24, 2025, 1:04 am • 0 0 • view
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lara 🏳️‍⚧️ @larahartwip.bsky.social

ppl really out there complaining about the new avatar --that actually looks pretty good, and crying that its woke for feat a female lead, disabled protag, poc, --yknow, ALL cool things the ORIGINAL team avatar had. avatar didnt become woke, --it always was, dudes like THIS just became bad people.

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aug 23, 2025, 5:22 pm • 10 0 • view
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lara 🏳️‍⚧️ @larahartwip.bsky.social

if original avatar released as it is today they would be piling on it too, 180% the show unabashedly explores themes of disability, sexism, growth, reflection, trauma, domestic abuse, deconstructing fa-cism, imperialist g-nocide, etc. its surprising all they tackled w such grace as a kids show

aug 23, 2025, 5:24 pm • 7 0 • view
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An Enemy Spy @anenemyspy.bsky.social

Also Avatar by definition must have a POC protagonist. There are literally no non-asian people in it.

aug 24, 2025, 5:16 am • 1 0 • view
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Rebecca Thorstad @beccatron5000.bsky.social

“Woke Lego Batman” “Woke Cracker Barrel” “Woke Warhammer” “Woke Interest Rates” I still can’t believe chuds like to say you’d be happier as a conservative, when I honestly can’t imagine the ethereal levels of cognitive dissonance one must have to find “woke” in everything

aug 23, 2025, 4:08 pm • 36 0 • view
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LDpuppy 🏳️‍⚧️ @ldpuppy.bsky.social

WOKE Antifa WOOKIE mocks DISABLED VETERAN

aug 24, 2025, 2:50 pm • 2 0 • view
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Piper @the-pied-piper.bsky.social

“Woke Warhammer ‘We Named Our First And Most Famous Big Baddie For Margaret Thatcher’ 40,000” kills me every time. It’s right up there with “can’t believe RATM went woke.”

Official GW publication image depicting Margaret Thatcher’s face on an Ork war banner in the army of the big baddie named for her, Ghazghkull Mag Uruk Thraka, canonically nicknamed “the Iron Ork” because 40k does not and has never believed in subtlety.
aug 24, 2025, 5:35 pm • 2 0 • view
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fiftieth.bsky.social @fiftieth.bsky.social

Wait is Lego batman really one of the ones they're mad about? 😂

aug 23, 2025, 4:19 pm • 7 0 • view
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Rebecca Thorstad @beccatron5000.bsky.social

They’re adding the 1957 Rainbow Suit into the newest game and chuds, a small amount, have flipped out about it

aug 23, 2025, 5:11 pm • 15 0 • view
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Mint ig @jaggedevening.bsky.social

bc Lego Batman is gay or smth idfk

aug 23, 2025, 4:27 pm • 3 0 • view
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vivi ΘΔ 🏳️‍⚧️ @vivwoof.bsky.social

Something equivalent to being in hell

aug 23, 2025, 4:32 pm • 0 0 • view
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SatanicPanDick @satanicpandick.bsky.social

They're putting chemicals in the fried okra that makes the Cracker gay for his Barrel!!!

aug 23, 2025, 4:24 pm • 0 0 • view
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OκULTRA XP🧿 @0kultra.bsky.social

Well now you see why they want robots to write their words (but even robots resist them)

aug 24, 2025, 7:39 am • 0 0 • view
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Outsider @dissenterbedamned.bsky.social

Right wing grifters who don't actually believe in the grift probably perform more mental labor than the professors of some academic fields. that or they're delusional.

aug 23, 2025, 8:05 pm • 1 0 • view
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Esthiru 🏳️‍⚧️ @esthiru.bsky.social

Hey, I care about wokeness in media and advertisement. I think we need more of it.

aug 23, 2025, 7:16 pm • 0 0 • view
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Willis Darling @willisfinale.bsky.social

I think Marco summed this up best when he said these sorts of mass-movement behaviours constitute transmissible mental illnesses

aug 23, 2025, 4:20 pm • 0 0 • view
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Craig Bruce 💚💙 @craigbruce68.bsky.social

It would suck to be them.

aug 23, 2025, 5:36 pm • 0 0 • view
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mattbarrs.bsky.social @mattbarrs.bsky.social

All good liars start by lying to themselves. They betray themselves constantly, forcing their brain to rewrite the truth it already knows. Do it long enough, and you just stop believing in truth altogether, and all that's left is power and pleasure.

aug 24, 2025, 8:46 am • 1 0 • view
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Lssj Chloe @lssjchloe.bsky.social

I used to be like that as a teenager and after figuring out i was trans and becoming my views changing drastically, its way better being able to actually enjoy shit instead of being told "you cant like this thing cuz women in it" . Unfortunately it feels so much media discussion is this now though.

aug 23, 2025, 4:18 pm • 2 1 • view
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Tony Sladky @unitedshoes.bsky.social

To be fair, they have ChatGPT to pretend to care for them, so they get insulation that those of us who care about real issues don't have.

aug 23, 2025, 6:39 pm • 1 0 • view
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Kali 🏳️‍⚧️ @kalicass.bsky.social

Not for people like them, their souls are dead.

aug 23, 2025, 6:47 pm • 4 0 • view
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Case @caseker.bsky.social

Right off the bat there's the painfully ambiguous definition... I Think they just take everything good from religions, flip it upside down, and that's their principles.

aug 23, 2025, 6:59 pm • 2 0 • view
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Crabby Phatty with Cheese @crabby-phatty.bsky.social

It's true. American conservative Christians are the same people Jesus criticized in their very own Bibles. They're the legalistic show-off materialists, and that eventually becomes its own punishment. Not right away, but over time they realize that their lives have no real meaning except shopping.

aug 24, 2025, 5:36 am • 1 0 • view
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LibrarianWho @librarianwho.bsky.social

Right wingers are the opposite of chill

aug 24, 2025, 12:19 am • 0 0 • view
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You Can't Smoke Bitcoin @collectivedelusion.bsky.social

Yeah, but it pays so much better than honest work

aug 23, 2025, 6:30 pm • 0 0 • view
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Hoss @godfatherspizzayum.bsky.social

Who are you… ee cummings?

aug 24, 2025, 1:56 pm • 0 0 • view
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just-bob1949.bsky.social @just-bob1949.bsky.social

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aug 23, 2025, 7:23 pm • 0 0 • view
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Red Foster @redfoster.bsky.social

Would some regular fat checks from several of the numerous right wing think tanks help smooth things over?

aug 23, 2025, 4:57 pm • 2 0 • view
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Brian Kokernak @briankokernak.bsky.social

they must have an app which tracks their anti-woke-rant streaks

aug 23, 2025, 5:01 pm • 0 0 • view
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bummer @bummmer.itch.io

it's a never ending clown dance for all involved

aug 23, 2025, 4:53 pm • 0 0 • view
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pizzaship.bsky.social @pizzaship.bsky.social

there's a large part of me that hopes they'll finally look at how miserable they are and change themselves another part hopes the change is very quick and is a 9-12mm solution used to end all their personal issues with existence. other sizes are acceptable but those seem to be the most convenient

aug 23, 2025, 10:46 pm • 0 0 • view
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LDpuppy 🏳️‍⚧️ @ldpuppy.bsky.social

I used to be heavily brainwashed by that sort of shit on youtube circa 2015-2016. Now im a transfem Anarchist. THough I think optimism will depend on age. I fell for this cuz I was an angsty teenager but eventually had self reflection. Someone 40+ super into that stuff likely will never reflect.

aug 24, 2025, 2:54 pm • 0 0 • view
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dumbcat @dumbcat.bsky.social

they argue and theorize about reality events like tv shows; "he's got a plan" is their mantra and "protect cracker barrel" is their battle cry

aug 23, 2025, 4:58 pm • 1 0 • view
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Ducky Winks @duckywinks.bsky.social

Sometimes I think about that one rapper MAGA guy who has openly admitted he doesn’t actually care about this stuff and is doing it for the easy money, and I just cannot comprehend how any of that would make a person happy and fulfilled.

aug 23, 2025, 6:32 pm • 1 0 • view
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Elaina the Dragon Girl 🐉🏳️‍⚧️🖤🩶🤍💜 @justell.bsky.social

We are in a race between we on the left, suffering from stress of the actual horrors, and those on the right creating their own boogeymen. All to see who can fight stress based health complications the longest. Given the number of boomers on their side, they are at a severe disadvantage.

aug 23, 2025, 5:38 pm • 2 1 • view
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Logan @logiberra.bsky.social

Imagine Cracker Barrel being a pillar of your culture

aug 23, 2025, 3:59 pm • 30 1 • view
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beatcitystray3.bsky.social @beatcitystray3.bsky.social

Reading something or talking to a republican or Maga is like talking to a empty plastic bag.

aug 23, 2025, 5:58 pm • 0 0 • view
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𝙒𝙄𝙉𝙏𝙀𝙍 𝙠 @winterk.bsky.social

the mock seriousness of kids scaring themselves while pretending to hunt ghosts at grandma's house

aug 23, 2025, 4:00 pm • 45 2 • view
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🫧🪸Francesca✨🧿 @vaguelyfamiliar7.bsky.social

Perfect description of how these losers function within their red pill, conservative, manosphere BS

aug 23, 2025, 7:47 pm • 2 0 • view
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Deadling @deadling.bsky.social

It helps to be a psychopath on a mission from a magic man in the sky.

aug 23, 2025, 4:07 pm • 0 0 • view
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Lady Di 🌻 @ladydit.bsky.social

I can’t imagine the woke whatever really matters

aug 24, 2025, 12:36 am • 0 0 • view
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Lady Di 🌻 @ladydit.bsky.social

Mean it’s just talking hands… People every day don’t really give an f

aug 24, 2025, 12:37 am • 0 0 • view
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Andrew Rowe @newfierowe.bsky.social

It pays well for the pundits and I think that is all they care about.

aug 23, 2025, 4:30 pm • 0 0 • view
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Jersey Boy @twelvestamps.bsky.social

Being scared and angry is their favorite thing

aug 23, 2025, 4:11 pm • 0 0 • view
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LDpuppy 🏳️‍⚧️ @ldpuppy.bsky.social

"Constantly scared and angry" coincidentally also is a symptom of alzheimers. Not implying anything.

aug 24, 2025, 2:55 pm • 1 0 • view
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t-bone-baby.bsky.social @t-bone-baby.bsky.social

I think this all the time.

aug 23, 2025, 3:57 pm • 0 0 • view
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Guy Fandango @pizzathesteve.bsky.social

Just the saddest, weirdest, bunch of losers imaginable. Grew up in a world that catered to their every whim, never once struggled in any meaningful way, and the lesson they learned was "I'm always the victim" Theyre pathetic and we should bring back trench warfare just for them

aug 23, 2025, 6:04 pm • 0 0 • view
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Erinn @erinnm.bsky.social

Right wingers do everyday: 1. Get enraged 2. Think about libtards, get more enraged 3. Get drunk, get more enraged 4. Hassle their neighbors, more enraged 5. Watch Fox News, know they have a right to be enraged

aug 23, 2025, 4:07 pm • 1 0 • view