My boyfriend and I made a list of people we could have sex with if we ever got the chance. He chose Margot Robbie, Charlize Theron, and Ana de Armas. I picked his younger brother, my therapist, and the neighbor who waves at me shirtless.
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She wins
aug 29, 2025, 2:50 am • 0 0 • view
About your neighbor…you must be flying high. (But it looks like he could first use some help.)🏝️
aug 29, 2025, 2:33 am • 1 0 • view
aug 28, 2025, 3:17 pm • 2 0 • view
Seriously. That girls got it together.
aug 28, 2025, 3:56 pm • 2 0 • view
⁵show ⁶business ³business, ¹there's ²no ⁴like. Make it a night of ain't by number so when the fabric is lifted, it's possible to paint a more realistic emotion picture. 🌠 from the diddling duo of shh cur stains parting and cocky whore elixir flow or just Janet and Brad if you wish to be familiar.
aug 29, 2025, 3:15 am • 1 0 • view
Charlize Theron,… really??!! Ana De Armas,…. Oh, God yes!
aug 28, 2025, 2:29 pm • 2 0 • view
Pfft
aug 28, 2025, 8:13 pm • 1 0 • view
Charlize Theron. You betcha.
aug 28, 2025, 2:47 pm • 5 0 • view
Not after she dated Sean Penn.
aug 28, 2025, 4:19 pm • 0 0 • view
Did she catch leprosy or something?
aug 28, 2025, 8:10 pm • 3 0 • view
Checkmate! 😂😂
aug 28, 2025, 4:44 pm • 0 0 • view
My neighbor looks like Steve Buscemi (but will never be mistaken for him) and he asked if I could throw his name in the mix
aug 28, 2025, 2:11 pm • 9 0 • view
😂😆🤣😁😉
aug 28, 2025, 11:50 pm • 0 0 • view
aug 28, 2025, 2:30 pm • 2 0 • view
Ouch!
aug 28, 2025, 2:46 pm • 0 0 • view
So, you're available?
aug 29, 2025, 12:57 am • 0 0 • view
Worth it!
aug 28, 2025, 6:09 pm • 0 0 • view
🤣😂
aug 29, 2025, 10:28 am • 0 0 • view
Bahahahahaha
aug 29, 2025, 3:02 am • 0 0 • view
It looks like your odds are way better. 🤔
aug 28, 2025, 3:45 pm • 0 0 • view
I had the same conversation with a republican and their three were Mother, Father, and sister. But not necessarily in that order!!!!
aug 28, 2025, 6:37 pm • 0 0 • view
I’d like to take a parlay on the therapist and the neighbor
aug 28, 2025, 2:14 pm • 1 0 • view
That’s the way to keep him guessing and on his best behavior!
aug 28, 2025, 4:21 pm • 0 0 • view
Trouble.
aug 28, 2025, 2:10 pm • 1 0 • view
Sounds fair
aug 28, 2025, 2:29 pm • 0 0 • view
You're doing it wrong...
aug 28, 2025, 8:21 pm • 0 0 • view
😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣 Practical Perfect.
aug 29, 2025, 1:55 am • 0 0 • view
I’ll take the shirtless Charlize.
aug 28, 2025, 7:19 pm • 0 0 • view
Lol
aug 28, 2025, 4:36 pm • 0 0 • view
I’ve never seen your boyfriend so he may be a very handsome, however, I suspect your chances might be much higher than his for “closing the deal”.
aug 28, 2025, 5:06 pm • 0 0 • view
😃
aug 28, 2025, 2:22 pm • 2 0 • view
Not sure, but I think you won that debate!!🤣
aug 29, 2025, 11:24 am • 1 0 • view
The hypothetical vs. the available. 😆
aug 28, 2025, 2:17 pm • 2 0 • view
Add his dad and offer your therapist.
aug 28, 2025, 11:32 pm • 0 0 • view
Lmao the younger brother part took me tf out. What does your boyfriend think of that? I’m always down for a messy hall pass list.
aug 28, 2025, 2:11 pm • 13 0 • view
😹😹😹
aug 28, 2025, 2:34 pm • 0 0 • view
Practical people succeed.
aug 28, 2025, 3:25 pm • 1 0 • view
Trifecta of beauty
aug 28, 2025, 2:15 pm • 2 0 • view
aug 28, 2025, 9:25 pm • 0 0 • view
aug 28, 2025, 10:12 pm • 1 0 • view
😂😂
aug 28, 2025, 2:16 pm • 2 0 • view
He picked some great ones but I like your chances. Smart 😉
aug 28, 2025, 3:18 pm • 0 0 • view
😆👌
aug 28, 2025, 5:12 pm • 0 0 • view
Lol
aug 28, 2025, 4:27 pm • 0 0 • view
What about the Maytag repairman? He's got time on his hands.
aug 28, 2025, 8:38 pm • 0 0 • view
Dreamer verse a realist
aug 28, 2025, 2:29 pm • 1 0 • view
The greatest deal maker right there!!!!!!!
aug 28, 2025, 6:51 pm • 0 0 • view
Debbie Harry (at any age), Ronda Rousey, Demi Moore, F1nn5ter
aug 28, 2025, 6:18 pm • 1 0 • view
😜🤣😂🤣😜
aug 28, 2025, 2:45 pm • 0 0 • view
He better keep an eye on you
aug 28, 2025, 6:10 pm • 0 0 • view
that last one is probably gay 😉
aug 28, 2025, 9:09 pm • 1 0 • view
My hero 👍🏻
aug 28, 2025, 5:32 pm • 0 0 • view
I gave an out loud giggle.
aug 28, 2025, 11:21 pm • 0 0 • view
I wave at you too if you were shirtless.
aug 29, 2025, 5:19 am • 0 0 • view
Lady, you didn’t make a list… you made a plan 😂
aug 28, 2025, 2:34 pm • 6 0 • view
Before my husband and I were married, to piss me off, he said that he had a conquest list of women. I told him that the difference between his list and mine is that I never needed a list of conquests. I should have had one for restraining orders though.
aug 28, 2025, 3:45 pm • 4 0 • view
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aug 28, 2025, 2:14 pm • 2 0 • view
Update: I just slept with my therapist - it was amazing, and I’m getting a half off discount on therapy! Meanwhile, my boyfriend is DMing Ana de Armas’s fan club on Twitter.
aug 29, 2025, 3:08 am • 142 5 • view
People should always get legal advice when they make lists, but isn't that guy going to be de-registered now. I hope it was worth it.
aug 29, 2025, 9:07 am • 0 0 • view
You should sleep with her too😀
aug 29, 2025, 11:54 am • 1 0 • view
Congrats! Your therapist will do anyone, but the discount is reserved for a select few.
aug 29, 2025, 2:20 pm • 2 0 • view
Yup, like Taylor sang...the girl next door...You belong with me.
aug 29, 2025, 3:34 am • 3 0 • view
You’re cashing in benefits. He’s probably collecting auto-replies.
aug 29, 2025, 7:54 am • 0 0 • view
Let us know how things work out with your shirtless neighbor🤞😉
aug 29, 2025, 3:19 am • 1 0 • view
What's the book called? lol
aug 29, 2025, 3:10 am • 0 0 • view
aug 29, 2025, 3:10 am • 1 0 • view
Charlize is single. www.foxnews.com/entertainmen...
aug 29, 2025, 12:56 pm • 1 0 • view
A 50 percent discount but now you'll need to be in therapy three times as long! I'd count that as a loss, financially anyway.
aug 29, 2025, 3:23 am • 1 0 • view
Half off on therapy. You must be saving a fortune.😛😛😛
aug 29, 2025, 5:03 am • 1 0 • view
I think we have a Winner!
aug 29, 2025, 4:48 am • 0 0 • view
so that's how you get access to the really good coping mechanisms
aug 29, 2025, 3:36 am • 0 0 • view
🤦♂️😂
aug 29, 2025, 3:22 am • 1 0 • view
Deborah Vance would be proud.
aug 29, 2025, 3:33 am • 0 0 • view
aug 29, 2025, 3:13 am • 0 0 • view
You don’t see like the type to see a male therapist - so that’s how I’m going to imagine it.
aug 29, 2025, 3:45 am • 1 0 • view
Robbie,Theron,de Armas - all lovely. But,for me,they can't hold a 🕯️to -
aug 29, 2025, 3:26 am • 0 0 • view
Did you pick his younger brother because he’s hot or because he’s his younger brother.
aug 28, 2025, 10:35 pm • 1 0 • view
Huh… one of those lists seems a little more plausible… he should keep you VERY happy… after all it’s his duty as a man..
aug 28, 2025, 4:34 pm • 2 0 • view
You’re most likely to succeed, Him, yawn…
aug 28, 2025, 10:53 pm • 0 0 • view
😆😆😆😆😆
aug 28, 2025, 4:27 pm • 0 0 • view
🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😎
aug 28, 2025, 8:42 pm • 0 0 • view
Haha! Well done.
aug 29, 2025, 10:19 pm • 0 0 • view
Oops.. lol
aug 29, 2025, 12:56 am • 0 0 • view
looks vs experience 🤭
aug 28, 2025, 2:11 pm • 2 0 • view
Savage!
aug 28, 2025, 8:42 pm • 0 0 • view
aug 28, 2025, 4:54 pm • 1 0 • view
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
aug 28, 2025, 3:15 pm • 0 0 • view
You always have the best responses!
aug 28, 2025, 4:18 pm • 0 0 • view
Cold.🫡💯🤣
aug 28, 2025, 4:48 pm • 1 0 • view
Happy Thursday Sundae💙💜💙
aug 28, 2025, 3:29 pm • 0 0 • view
😁
aug 28, 2025, 2:12 pm • 1 0 • view
😆
aug 28, 2025, 9:32 pm • 0 0 • view
You stand more chance.
aug 28, 2025, 2:24 pm • 3 0 • view
Really? I think that was the point?
aug 28, 2025, 2:25 pm • 5 0 • view
aug 28, 2025, 2:30 pm • 8 0 • view
Fantasy Vs reality
aug 28, 2025, 2:30 pm • 0 0 • view
Yes, women live more with reality. I have fantasies myself for a list, so has my wife but that was 30 years ago. The only survivor on my list is Lisa Kudrow and she was on my wife's list as well, women are more flexible 😄 Also, she is married so there is that!
aug 28, 2025, 3:54 pm • 2 0 • view
I feel left out.
aug 28, 2025, 9:10 pm • 0 0 • view
lol bet he loved that
aug 29, 2025, 12:29 am • 0 0 • view
😂😂😂
aug 28, 2025, 3:17 pm • 0 0 • view
OMG! You made me spew tea - FABULOUS answer.
aug 28, 2025, 9:49 pm • 1 0 • view
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣👍👍
aug 29, 2025, 8:39 am • 1 0 • view
Because women, even in their dreaming operate in reality
aug 28, 2025, 5:24 pm • 1 0 • view
Yes, Got a pick that low lying fruit.
aug 28, 2025, 8:30 pm • 0 0 • view
🤣🤣🤣
aug 28, 2025, 5:16 pm • 0 0 • view
Who wouldn’t wave at you if you were shirtless?
aug 29, 2025, 4:28 am • 0 0 • view
What if Carson Daily is on your husbands list? Asking for me.
aug 28, 2025, 3:06 pm • 0 0 • view
And now he never leaves you at home on your own.
aug 28, 2025, 3:26 pm • 0 0 • view
That made me giggle more than it should!
aug 29, 2025, 1:36 pm • 0 0 • view
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
aug 28, 2025, 2:43 pm • 1 0 • view
You've been doing variations on this joke for a couple of years now. And I just want to say that I am here for every single fucking one.
aug 28, 2025, 9:11 pm • 0 0 • view
He’s nervous now. 🤣😂🤣
aug 28, 2025, 2:51 pm • 1 0 • view
🤣🤣🤣
aug 29, 2025, 6:17 am • 0 0 • view
We know who went first.
aug 28, 2025, 2:57 pm • 0 0 • view
All too true. Except one celeb tops my list - Richard Gere, at any age.
aug 28, 2025, 3:05 pm • 0 0 • view
🤣🤣🤣
aug 28, 2025, 10:24 pm • 0 0 • view
😂
aug 28, 2025, 11:53 pm • 0 0 • view
Hahaha Touché
aug 28, 2025, 10:50 pm • 0 0 • view
Hahaha 🤣
aug 28, 2025, 2:56 pm • 0 0 • view
I’m not waving, I’ve attracted flies due to my poor hygiene.
aug 28, 2025, 3:39 pm • 0 0 • view
Yeah my EX wife and me did that and I picked the neighbor that used to wave to me topless. It was fun but no more wife. Oh well shit happens.
aug 28, 2025, 2:27 pm • 5 0 • view
Sounds like you made the better list.
aug 28, 2025, 7:42 pm • 0 0 • view
Gurl. You were raised right.
aug 29, 2025, 1:13 am • 0 0 • view
aug 28, 2025, 3:50 pm • 8 0 • view
In two volumes, eh?
aug 29, 2025, 4:03 am • 2 0 • view
It would be funny if it wasn’t sadly true.
aug 28, 2025, 8:16 pm • 2 0 • view
Strong play.
aug 28, 2025, 6:34 pm • 0 0 • view
😏🤣
aug 28, 2025, 2:27 pm • 1 0 • view
Dude, don't bogart the Charlize.
aug 29, 2025, 12:13 am • 0 0 • view
Hahaha!
aug 28, 2025, 4:12 pm • 0 0 • view
Games 1 should never play, “does this dress” stop nope not playing, found out the hard way
aug 28, 2025, 2:30 pm • 0 0 • view
Hmm… I wonder who’ll get theirs first?
aug 29, 2025, 4:54 am • 0 0 • view
🤣
aug 28, 2025, 8:15 pm • 0 0 • view
aug 28, 2025, 8:48 pm • 0 0 • view
That ought to concern him.
aug 28, 2025, 11:42 pm • 0 0 • view
🤣🤣🤣
aug 28, 2025, 3:12 pm • 0 0 • view
😂
aug 28, 2025, 3:32 pm • 0 0 • view
Decidedly more realistic expectations on your part. Most practical.
aug 28, 2025, 7:48 pm • 1 0 • view
Bahahahaha!
aug 28, 2025, 2:16 pm • 2 0 • view
And don’t forget your 🇨🇦 neighbour. 😏
aug 28, 2025, 2:10 pm • 2 0 • view
Wowzers! 4 WAY
aug 28, 2025, 3:38 pm • 0 0 • view
Hahaha!
aug 28, 2025, 4:44 pm • 0 0 • view
Danny DeVito is a dreamboat..
aug 28, 2025, 3:05 pm • 0 0 • view
Don't forget about that dude down in Pipestem.😎
aug 28, 2025, 2:55 pm • 0 0 • view
You should have picked Margot Robbie, Charlize Theron, and Ana de Armas as well. Double your chances.
aug 29, 2025, 3:28 am • 0 0 • view
Brilliant.
aug 28, 2025, 9:14 pm • 0 0 • view
🤣🤣🤣🤣
aug 29, 2025, 4:20 am • 0 0 • view
Maybe he's looking for a Cuban sandwich?
aug 28, 2025, 2:31 pm • 0 0 • view
I like your pragmatic selection.
aug 28, 2025, 2:15 pm • 8 0 • view
Women are always more realistic!
aug 28, 2025, 4:36 pm • 1 0 • view
aug 28, 2025, 2:20 pm • 20 2 • view
Exactly! 🤣
aug 29, 2025, 1:56 am • 1 0 • view
I asked my husband and he said "that dude over there." So we went up to that dude over there, chatted him up, took him home and bonked him like bunnies. Maybe he was the younger brother or the shirtless neighbour.
aug 28, 2025, 4:49 pm • 1 0 • view
aug 28, 2025, 3:49 pm • 1 0 • view
That certainly has given him something to think about.😅
aug 28, 2025, 2:11 pm • 1 0 • view
killer! you're the one who chose real people 😜
aug 28, 2025, 5:40 pm • 0 0 • view
That made me be spit out my coffee... And pledge to never play that game with my wife...
aug 28, 2025, 2:16 pm • 15 0 • view
Maybe you now know something that she doesn't though...
aug 29, 2025, 8:02 am • 0 0 • view
aug 28, 2025, 10:43 pm • 0 0 • view
I’d ask for a hall pass, and have an evening with all 3!
aug 28, 2025, 8:17 pm • 0 0 • view
Dump a pineapple utside down in your shopping cart next time you go out for groceries. That should get you everything but the hall pass 😂😄
aug 28, 2025, 9:28 pm • 0 0 • view
I like his choices far better than yours!
aug 28, 2025, 2:26 pm • 0 0 • view
Mine was Isabella Rosellini, and my wife's was Lou Diamond Phillips. Yes, I am older. Look them up.
aug 28, 2025, 2:46 pm • 1 0 • view
Old-ER? Bless. We just old, now. 🤣
aug 29, 2025, 8:12 am • 1 0 • view
Grounded in reality, you are.
aug 28, 2025, 4:29 pm • 0 0 • view
What about the handyman? Nothing more attractive than a man who knows how to fix stuff.
aug 28, 2025, 10:44 pm • 0 0 • view
Proximity and possibility (you) vs hope and a prayer and better luck having a meteorite hit his head (him).
aug 28, 2025, 2:52 pm • 1 0 • view