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💥🐟🌮🇺🇦🇨🇦 @crunchyfishtaco.bsky.social

That was what made it perfect.

aug 19, 2025, 7:19 pm • 27 0

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The bird says, "Abolish ICE" @imadifferentbird.bsky.social

The only way it could be better is if, after the hammer bounced off his face, it hit the cybertruck.

aug 19, 2025, 10:35 pm • 3 0 • view
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ej @ej23.bsky.social

After filming the cyber truck lot itself on fire.

aug 19, 2025, 7:21 pm • 26 0 • view
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Bird Lawyer @realjoenathan.bsky.social

Just a carnival of self-immolation on this video.

aug 19, 2025, 7:24 pm • 12 0 • view
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ej @ej23.bsky.social

I knew precisely what was going to happen and I didn't want to see it and yet...

aug 19, 2025, 7:25 pm • 15 0 • view
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Jerry-ATX @jda5id.com

I'm very grateful they left their Cybertruck in frame so I knew it was OK to laugh.

aug 19, 2025, 7:26 pm • 27 0 • view
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💥🐟🌮🇺🇦🇨🇦 @crunchyfishtaco.bsky.social

💀

aug 19, 2025, 7:39 pm • 8 0 • view
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Jerry-ATX @jda5id.com

I'm a bad person. Thank you for being right here with me.

aug 19, 2025, 7:40 pm • 8 0 • view
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Limubai Bol @limubaibol.bsky.social

I wanted that hammer to bounce off and crack the window on the Cybertrash but I will take what happened here as well.

aug 19, 2025, 7:29 pm • 5 0 • view
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Mom for Gliberty @fakegreekgrill.bsky.social

What was this dude expecting would happen?

aug 19, 2025, 8:07 pm • 5 0 • view
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Jerry-ATX @jda5id.com

"Yoga ball go boom" is what my inner 12-yo suspects.

aug 19, 2025, 8:08 pm • 6 0 • view
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Mom for Gliberty @fakegreekgrill.bsky.social

Ahhhh. I was expecting the bounce to be the purpose, but my fat ass is also proof that yoga balls aren't pussies.

aug 19, 2025, 8:10 pm • 3 0 • view
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ej @ej23.bsky.social

Have you ever jumped from 8-12 feet and landed on one?

aug 19, 2025, 8:13 pm • 1 0 • view
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Mom for Gliberty @fakegreekgrill.bsky.social

It would take a fair amount of velocity squared to get that hammer up to my mass, I suspect.

aug 19, 2025, 8:45 pm • 2 0 • view
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Acerbic Otter, slime mold appreciator @acerbicotter.bsky.social

I can sit my very fat ass on a yoga ball and it doesn't explode, that hammer is way lighter than me....

aug 19, 2025, 8:09 pm • 5 0 • view
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Jerry-ATX @jda5id.com

12-yo boys not known for intelligence.

aug 19, 2025, 8:10 pm • 4 0 • view
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Mom for Gliberty @fakegreekgrill.bsky.social

Ha I just made this same point.

aug 19, 2025, 8:11 pm • 4 0 • view
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Vikram Bath @vikrambath.bsky.social

Have you tried jumping on it from seven feet up though?

aug 19, 2025, 8:20 pm • 2 0 • view
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Acerbic Otter, slime mold appreciator @acerbicotter.bsky.social

no, why on earth would I do that? That probably would pop it (and injure me)

aug 19, 2025, 8:22 pm • 3 0 • view
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The Wrong Way Kid @the-wrong-way-kid.bsky.social

This is art.

aug 19, 2025, 9:08 pm • 3 0 • view
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ej @ej23.bsky.social

Lit god damn it

aug 19, 2025, 7:24 pm • 7 0 • view
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Moist Owlet (Antibacterial) @g-sharp-major.bsky.social

Yes. “Lit itself on fire” “Lot itself into a pillar of salt”

aug 19, 2025, 7:29 pm • 7 0 • view