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Sorry. Trying to delete.
fish tacos are the best tacos. i invented the internet. i should have specified my touchstones.
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Sorry. Trying to delete.
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Disappointed by the angle of this pic. 90 counter clockwise and weโd really have something.
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P R O J E C T I O N
Shoe (@shoe.bsky.social) reposted
"We need more people!" OK, what about all of these immigrants? "No, not those people. We need uh...babies." OK but immigrant families tend to have more babies. "Yeah but you know the babies I'm talking about..."
SE Gyges (@segyges.bsky.social) reposted
this fucking graph
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Worst announcement since New Coke
Catherine Rampell (@crampell.bsky.social) reposted
Being pro-drowning of children seems like a real are-we-the-baddies moment www.npr.org/sections/sho...
Ar-Fredazรดn (@thefred.bsky.social) reposted
There's one region of the world with total fertility rates significantly above replacement, and you can see why Musk wanted to murder all their children.
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Indifference would probably be better active promotion tho, right?
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Hereโs the thing, if he doesnโt make it to 82 years 2 months, Biden will have beaten him twice.
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Using one photo already on your phone, what is the announcement tomorrow at 2?
Sky Marchini (@sky.skymarchini.net) reposted reply parent
Look, heโs not dead, but even pretending he is hits like crack
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Same, brother.
Sen. Lemon Gogurt (@ugarles.bsky.social) reposted
for two dollars i get to dream that i will win a billion dollars. this doesn't even cost me two bucks and is worth about as much to me.
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Yeah, Don!
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ITYSL memes ๐ฆ๐ฅฉ (@ityslmemes.com) reposted
Preview of the announcement:
Rob Tracinski (@tracinski.bsky.social) reposted
They say Bluesky doesnโt matter, but we got the president to give an announcement just to prove heโs still alive.
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Tbf all the pictures they couldโve pulled wouldโve been like that.
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Ruin a movie by making it Gary. Home Gary
Shoe (@shoe.bsky.social) reposted
Impoundment is taxation without representation and the lowest acceptable penalty is impeachment and removal from office.
Bobby Kogan (@bbkogan.bsky.social) reposted reply parent
Literally pulling the "can't x if you don't y" meme.
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The Constitution only matters if itโs followed and when itโs not people enforce it. Weโre missing both parts of this critical balance now and weโre in free fall.
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Schooley (@schooley.bsky.social) reposted
Iโm sure if Trump is at all impaired by a health issue people will be very understanding.
LorennaCleary.bsky.social (@lorennacleary.bsky.social) reposted
The Department of Homeland Security posted an image of the ideological moral allocation heat map. Theyโre calling people who care about what happens to other living beings beyond just their family and friends, losers and their opinions invalid. /
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Nearly half of Clark county voted for this. www.bbc.com/news/electio...
koz007.bsky.social (@koz007.bsky.social) reposted
This man was just Granted Asylum by a Judge and ICE grabbed him up without cause.. This is fuked up..total disregard and disrespect of the Court and the Judiciary .. ๐ฑ
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What could go wrong?
Atul Gawande (@agawande.bsky.social) reposted
9 CDC Directors going back to 1977 speak out. What RFK Jr has done to our nationโs public health system "should alarm every American." It "is unlike anything we have ever seen at the agency, and unlike anything our country has ever experienced." www.nytimes.com/2025/09/01/o...
Max Kennerly (@maxkennerly.bsky.social) reposted
The mental fitness of elderly Presidents has been such an important issue for the media lately, so I expect wall-to-wall coverage of how President Trump has once again thrown a fit about one of his own signature policies, showing no awareness of how it arose or who executed it.
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I find it difficult not to hate him tbh. Everything about him personally and most definitely politically is worthy of scorn and derision. I find no redeeming quality in him as a person. The only thing I can muster is a hint of pity for what he will see after his last breath.
Elizabeth Picciuto (@epicciuto.bsky.social) reposted
I have no clue whatโs going on with the guy, but can I just say I wouldnโt put it past them to encourage fevered speculation that they will eventually demonstrate to be untrue?
Lord Businessman II (@lordbusinessman.bsky.social) reposted
Trump's tax return is an absolute mess, from what little we know about, so I would assume the estate plan is also a mess, was last updated in the early aughts, and cuts at least one disliked child out entirely
Sherry Pagoto, PhD (@drsherrypagoto.bsky.social) reposted
This morning 9 former CDC Directors, whose tenures date back to 1977, published this warning in the NYT: RFK Jr is a danger to public health. www.nytimes.com/2025/09/01/o...
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Wait. Did it happen? ๐ค
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Shot-Chaser? or Crucifixion-Resurrection?
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www.reddit.com/r/cats/s/RXY...
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Hyping myself for work every morning
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Iโm pretty sure.
Adam Weinstein (@adamweinstein.bsky.social) reposted
Duffel Blog still knows how to land a round www.duffelblog.com/pentagon-fin...
Doomer VonDoomington ๐บ๐ฆ (@doomervon.bsky.social) reposted
And like the President, he's paid by Russia.
Elizabeth Jacobs, PhD (@elizabethjacobs.bsky.social) reposted
Bill Cassidy is a physician who is being humiliated daily by Robert F. Kennedy. Kennedy has exposed Cassidyโs craven prioritization of his own power over the health and safety of his constituents and of the United States of America. Kennedy has exposed Cassidyโs powerlessness to stop him.
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TIL Leidenfrost effect en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Leidenf...
The Corporate Power (@agp.ceo) reposted reply parent
guys he's fine, they just released this video of him
Asawin Suebsaeng (@swin24.bsky.social) reposted
Stuart Stevens, currently to the left of most democratic leaders on the Hill
Flying Mezerkis (@bananapantz.bsky.social) reposted
Well done America
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You do. Youโre the best.
ej (@ej23.bsky.social) reposted
Hoping for a Texas / fOSU 0-0 tie and a presidential death. I deserve good things.
Don Moynihan (@donmoyn.bsky.social) reposted
VOA was created to counter Nazi propaganda, and it had a prertt good run for a while. www.washingtonpost.com/business/202...
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Glad we have one of the worldโs premiere authorities on disease as the head of HHS and we have fully funded all critical research.
Elizabeth Picciuto (@epicciuto.bsky.social) reposted reply parent
So two separate not-very-into-politics teenagers of mine, who arenโt on X or Bluesky, both mentioned they saw people saying it. That stuff went EVERYWHERE.
Elizabeth Picciuto (@epicciuto.bsky.social) reposted
Is this rumor just a Bluesky thing, or are people speculating on it elsewhere?
HudsonRiverCroc (@hudsonrivercroc.bsky.social) reposted
Can both Ohio and Texas lose?
Alan Elrod (@aselrod.bsky.social) reposted reply parent
An element of fascism is a kind of upside down where the meanest, most rapacious, and least virtuous of society are loosed to bully and abuse people who genuinely uphold civic ideals of service and sacrifice. Public service isnโt what the system is about. Itโs about conditioning the national body.
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This canโt be real
Megan Ranney MD MPH (@meganranney.bsky.social) reposted
Please help me welcome to Bluesky @drdebhoury.bsky.social - brave, brilliant, and principled. abcnews.go.com/Politics/vid...
Will ๐ฅช (@wmjones.bsky.social) reposted reply parent
Itโs kind of amazing that Trump is such an attention hog that he took half a week off from making appearances and everyone thought he was dead. ๐
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Coffeemancer Vanvidum (@vanvidum.bsky.social) reposted reply parent
We need to talk about the kind of fiddles you've been using.
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This killed me ๐
Flying Mezerkis (@bananapantz.bsky.social) reposted
Guys. I keep telling you. He looks fantastic. Heโs just took the day off because he received a call from the Nobel Peace Prize Committee, received an Emmy nomination and was nominated for the NFL Hall of Fame.
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Looking very fresh and healthy
Darth Kronk, Unindicted Ham Sandwich (@darthkronk.bsky.social) reposted reply parent
I regret to inform youโฆ
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Is there some new health thing that got reported that should be getting my hopes up?
D. Earl Stephens (@dearlstephens.bsky.social) reposted
๐Something called "good news" -Conservative Wisconsin SC Justice Rebecca Bradley won't seek reelection, citing "conservative failures" -Iowa Sen. (R) Joni Ernst surrenders -Democrat Catelin Drey smashes Republican supermajority in Iowa, winning big in Trump district Keep hittin' back. He did.
Brooke (@brooklynmarie.bsky.social) reposted
Ah, Peter Thiel, I see, I see.
George Takei (@georgetakei.bsky.social) reposted
Pay attention. Your familyโs safety is on the line.
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gamera obscura (@ohrobin.bsky.social) reposted
โCursed is anyone who withholds justice from the foreigner, the fatherless or the widow.โ Then all the people shall say, โAmen!โ Deuteronomy 27:19
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More to the point, did anyone ever think a guy who drove one of his wives to suicide through rampant, relentless philandering was a good candidate for any job in any capacity whatsoever?
Gus Orviston (@orviston.bsky.social) reposted reply parent
After carefully reading the gospels, does this seem like people that are trying to follow the way of Jesus?
Gus Orviston (@orviston.bsky.social) reposted
I'd have more sympathy for the conservatives that bemoan "we're not a Christian nation anymore" if they hadn't been voting to make sure that we'll never be mistaken for a Christian nation again
Patrick De Klotz (@patdeklotz.bsky.social) reposted
โIt was not clear how West Point could return General Leeโs portrait to the library without violating the lawโ www.nytimes.com/2025/08/28/u...
darthโข๏ธ (@darthbluesky.bsky.social) reposted
the harsh realization that every single administration hire is one of the shittiest unqualified mediocre people in the world
Governor JB Pritzker (@govpritzker.illinois.gov) reposted
70 years ago today, Emmett Till was lynched by white supremacists. Here in Illinois, we promise to never hide from our history โ no matter how painful the chapter. We honor his memory and his brave mother, Mamie Till-Mobley, by continuing the fight for civil rights and justice.
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www.reddit.com/r/perfectlyc...
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This remake of The Kingโs Speech was interesting
More Abstract Popehat (@kenwhite.bsky.social) reposted
[Bill Cassidy looking down at corpse of chicken he has fucked to death]: That chicken should not have been fucked that hard
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Add this to the pile of why this dipstick is a complete POS and wholly unfit to serve.
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Absolutely revolting.
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As if the political aspect of this whole thing wasnโt bad enough. These scoundrels are doing this under the pretense of being โsent by Godโ. Peep the patch dude is wearing. Then this from Isaiah 6.
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Acyn (@acyn.bsky.social) reposted
Frey: And don't just say, this is about thoughts and prayers right now. These kids were literally praying. It was the first week of school. They were in a church.
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Shouldnโt we be thanking the people that invented baths?
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You mean like this?
dangerous diplomatic embarrassment jefe (@jefe.bsky.social) reposted
Bluesky now platform of choice for science community arstechnica.com/science/2025...
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Chris Kluwe (@chriswarcraft.bsky.social) reposted
This is literally dictator shit