I think that the charge should be a salt with a deli weapon.
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that's bologna
aug 15, 2025, 3:09 pm • 0 0 • view
I hope it was a Hero sandwich!
aug 15, 2025, 4:56 am • 1 0 • view
All you punsters deserve a follow!
aug 15, 2025, 10:55 am • 0 0 • view
A salt with a breadly weapon
aug 15, 2025, 2:34 pm • 0 0 • view
What's the charge? Assault with a deadly sub-roll? Battery with a baloney?
aug 15, 2025, 4:27 am • 34 0 • view
Legally speaking, the latter.
aug 15, 2025, 5:01 am • 1 0 • view
Thank you for providing legal clarity for this heinous crime😀
aug 15, 2025, 5:05 am • 2 0 • view
How about: Pastrami assault with aggravated mayonnaise
aug 15, 2025, 5:04 am • 27 0 • view
Meatloaf with menaces (My favorite) Roast beef endangerment Bashing with BLT
aug 15, 2025, 1:10 pm • 0 0 • view
felonious hoagie-hucking.
aug 15, 2025, 5:36 am • 16 0 • view
I believe the term is “hoagie haymaker” #freethesubwayslinger
aug 15, 2025, 3:27 pm • 5 0 • view
Dad!
aug 15, 2025, 7:21 pm • 0 0 • view
I'm dad and I approve this joke.
aug 15, 2025, 7:55 pm • 0 0 • view
...chuckle chuckle
aug 15, 2025, 12:16 pm • 0 0 • view