Deport ICE.
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Deport ICE.
What are the odds Newsom has actually trolled him to death?
He seems to have had an infarction.
I can't say MAGA is trolling its religious base, but I can say that this looks like the establishing shot in the opening of a porn film.
Anti-wind groups blow.
Please exit through the gift shop.
The think with Trump's National Guard deployment to DC is that it comes four and a half years too late.
They are slick and greasy.
I'm dad and I approve this joke.
I think that the charge should be a salt with a deli weapon.
Assault with a deli weapon.
DEI hire.
He's really in a pickle now.
Putting the BS in BLS.
He swamped the drain.
Translation: Trump is in the Epstein Files. Look at this shiny thing.
NOW GO DO THE ROOF!
Trump is putting the BS in BLS.
We can.
Well, if we could control the idiots, then maybe we could enact sensible gun control legislation.
Jeffery Summers? Oh thank goodness we didn't elect the senile old guy.
They spelled "witness tampering" wrong.
Uh, California State Bar Rules of Professional Conduct Rule 5-100, anyone?
Birmingham Alabama, right?
Pedodent. It's cleaner.
Shut it down. You've one the Internet for today.
Trans people are beautiful and valid.
Is sedacious when you give the government ruffies?
I heard the Epstein Files are on Hillary Clinton's email server.
Obama's birth certificate is in the Epstein Files.
BREAKING: The Washington Commanders have just announced that the team is changing its name to the Washington Epstein Files.
Here's my theory: Pam Bondi allegedly took a $25k bribe not to prosecute Trump over his university when she was FL AG. Now, she is subconsciously sabotaging him for having corrupted her.
A more plausible explanation is the devil won't take him.
What is Trump going to bomb or who is he going to arrest on Monday?
Right now I'd really like to see Jack Smith's report about the Mar-a-Lago documents.
He's being considered for the No Bell Piss Prize. It's like doorbell ditch, but with urine.
We will be deporting Superman to Alderan.
Someone has Deranged Trump Syndrome
We're all now one of Trump's casinos.
*No, not on.
More appropriate names for Alligator Alcatraz: Ausshits Cracker-ow Breitbartenau Arbeitsdork Bullshitwald
More appropriate names for Alligator Alcatraz: Ausshits Cracker-ow Breitbartenau Arbeitsdork Bullshitwald
It's not a lie. They are not taking Medicaid from anybody. They are taking Medicaid from everybody.
Wrong question. The right question is did Trump lose the 2020 election. That's a question that can't be equivocates
I know, I know. Hegseth texted me 2 days ago.
This like the end of Blazing Saddles.
I'll take Stupidity for $1000, Alex
What's the point of funding cancer research, if you can't steal the funds from children?
Um, actual Part 15 expert here. This is a truly stupid fucking idea. Absolutely moronic. The FCC should be permitted more unlicensed access, not less.
I'm sorry for your loss.
TACO with a side of Harvard salsa.
Wait, wasn't his classified documents case dismissed because special prosecutors are unconstitutional?!
I never thought that I would live in a time when the Third Amendment would be relevant.
BREAKING: White House Says Trump Will Decide on Iran Attack in the Next Two Weeks to Coincide with Infrastructure Week and His New, Improved Healthcare Plan.
It's not gold.
I'm just laying down the grounds for appeals
I don't think a tweet sufices as official notice. The Federal Register would like a word
What's the tarrif on a Trump branded phone?
They're far more dangerous in the wild.
*whom.
Grab him by the Posse Comitatus!!
And email.
They're Firefoxes...
Artificial Intelligence v. Natural Stupidity.
They're also fattening.
*TACO.
Why did this never happen when Biden or Obama were President?
BREAKING: Trump to get lesson in triple balance declining depreciation.
Perfect.
This is weapons grade projection.
Separated at birth.
If it's an oiler, they can rename it the Sean Combs. That would be on brand.
The Internet. Undefeated.
I was surprised to find that the Supreme Court has a gift shop. I was even more surprised to find they don't have tee shirts saying, "my lawyer appealed my case all the way to the Supreme Court and all I got was this crummy tee shirt."
RICO TACO.
No. Not an oxymoron. It's a genuine contradiction in terms.
RICO TACO.
It's the right hand he sticks in the air to salute with...
He said WRONG answers only.
There's going to be katschup all over the walls of the White House.
Star Warts.
Or, Convict Trump.
He's been disbarred. He can't prosecute anyone.
That's unfair. Comparing him to shit is an affront to feces everywhere.
That's an unfair remark. Comparing the Trump Administration to shit is an affront to feces everywhere.
Um, former EU economist here. The EU was formed to create interconnected iron and coal industries such that Germany could not invade France again because they would run out of steel.
Um, former EU economist here. The EU was formed to create interconnected industries such that Germany could not invade France again because they would run out of steel.
The only thing that could make his tupee worse is a chinstrap.
Translation: I can charge Biden because of his cancer diagnosis, so I will have to scapegoat all the White House staffers from the previous administration.
86 69 OU812.
Um, there is no stage 9.
I don't know about Springsteen, Beyoncé, and Oprah, but the other one did it Pro Bono.
But if the baby has bone spurs...
I don't mean to be an alarmist, but all those governments who bribed Trump on his Middle East junket now have a vested incentive to keep him in power.
FTFY.
