Out of the blue, Trump called the Norwegian finance minister to ask when he would get the Nobel prize suggesting he would impose tariffs if he did not www.dn.no/politikk/fre...
Out of the blue, Trump called the Norwegian finance minister to ask when he would get the Nobel prize suggesting he would impose tariffs if he did not www.dn.no/politikk/fre...
Hadn’t he already had his “piece prize”?
It would be pretty funny if they gave another one to Obama instead
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Why not ask Sweden's parliament for a Nobel pize in chemistry while you're at it.
Literature
Trumplethinskin
That’s very funny. @gtconway.bsky.social @chrislhayes.bsky.social
When did @theonion.com publish this?
What a loser
It kills him that Obama has one. Please don’t give it to him. Pleeeease. I am enjoying his torture over this.
Would be ultimate baller move for Obama to offer Trump his Nobel. As a consolation prize
There is money that comes with the award. Obama isn’t giving him that money. The committee is going to continue to ignore his nominations, as in forever. The ultimate baller move would be for them to give it to Joe Biden.
Maybe it’s just me but it seems way uncool that he 1) had to call to ask for the Nobel prize and 2) that he had to threaten them when they didn’t jump at the chance. If he does get it, I hope they provide him with a 2025 unique model made just for him: a gold-plated 💩
Fuck off, seriously.
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They should give him a Nobel. The Nobel prize for biggest douchebag on the planet.
Just give him an Ig Nobel.
His jealousy towards Barack Obama is legendary and I’m here for it
Obama didn't deserve one either, come on.
True, but that doesn't change the fact that he won the prize, and it's eating Donald up inside
Nor did he threaten Norway if he didn't get it.
The US is a failed state. It’s time for all sane nations to drop the US dollar for international trading and liquidate all US treasury bonds. A robust retaliatory measure to combat the destabilizing trump regime. Get in early! The US dollar will depreciate exponentially once the divestment starts.😎👊
I should call them as well. I really deserve the Nobel Peace Prize. In fact, every middle child deserves one.
You're right, of course. I, too, am a middle child, and if you don't retract your nomination, I will throw tariffs at you - and ketchup.
lol. I meant the middle children who were constantly trying to keep the peace between siblings, but temper tantrums might work. 🤷♀️
I am the youngest child and I get whatever I want because my parents are done parenting. I demand the Nobel Prize. GIVE IT TO ME NOW!
Triggered. Oh yes, triggered. I'm sending you my therapist's bill, and you're still not going to pay that just like you never paid me back for my Pearl Jam CD you scratched and promised to get me a new one. Mom took your side then, too. I'm not even gonna let you HOLD my Nobel - you'll scratch it.
I won't hold it. MOM will hold it and then give it to ME to keep!
You were always like this, Jessica. Remember when Grandpa was showing me his watch he wore overseas on duty and said I could try it on but you stepped in and asked mom if she had ever worn it and she had and she put it on then you begged her to pass it to you AND U WORE IT THE REST OF THE DAY!
It hurts, little sister. It still hurts.
The Nobel prize for extortion???
You’d think putting your own troops on your own soil against your own citizens would immediately disqualify you from any prize that had “peace” in its name
🎯 It's already a disgrace that he's openly BEGGING for the Peace Prize but even more if the committee gives in and gives it to him with the rest of the world seeing armed military patrolling U.S. streets!
His support for two wanted war criminals (Netenyahu and Putin), even as they continue their war crimes spree, disqualifies him.
He hates the fact Obama got one. He’s a jealous child. If he blackmails his way to one, The Nobel will have no value ever again. Those awarded in the past will be meaningless. So pathetic.
It would have an asterisk next to his name like in the baseball hall of fame.
Is this what the whole Greenland thing was about?
He's never actually EARNED anything in his entire fucking life so he doesn't understand how reality works. He probably also assumes that Obama bought his NPP because everybody is surely a corpusculant sack of inuman garbage like him.
Just like he took the World Cup trophy then said they gave it to him to keep forever. He thinks if he *has* something, he earned it.
No-Bail Please Prize
Whoooopeee! Lovin it
That's probably how the mental midget thinks it's pronounced ! Idiot!
I kind of understand the orange turd’s reasoning here: he thinks Obama received one after intensifying the drone attacks killing countless of civilians in the process. The orange turd has also helped a hand in making sure innocent people get blasted, so why doesn’t he deserve one?
They've already been meaningless ever since Kissinger got one.
If he white males his way to one …
Those that are awarded and honored like this are, for the most part, humbled by it, even feel unworthy or that they must try to live up to it. Unlike this......creature
He is the worst of humanity. I despise him. I hate what is happening to the USA. 💔🇨🇦
At least we see it. Others never get their eyes opened due to the constant propaganda fed them. Thanks for the follow 😊❤️
You’re welcome! Some days it’s so hard to come on here and see what’s happening. I hope tomorrow there are millions in the streets! Cheering them on from over here.
So good to meet you dear neighbor and friend ❤️😊🤗
What an absolute fucking asshole. I mean he is so far gone and no one is stopping him.
He 'cold called' the Norwegians? 😂😂😂
Yeah...I'm not a betting woman but it would very, very surprising if the Norwegians and Swedes will cave to the giant cheese ball's threats. What 🍑 is doing is exactly what not to do to get a Scandi to say "Ja". They probably will be super polite but that will likely be as far as it goes.
Yes. That is how the Nobel Prize works. Absolutely. Yep.
JFC
Even worse: the Nobel committee is in Sweden.
Not the peace prize commitee. Since Norway was part of Sweden in Nobel's day he stipulated that the peace prizw committee be made up of retired Norwegian politicians and today the Peace prize ceremony takes place in Norway. The other prizes and committees are Swedish.
Thank you for the education!
Norway is in charge of the Peace Price though, and that's the one he wants
How about a “NO BELL” prize for Best Ding Dong. Think he’d know the difference?
this is scandalnavian
Nothing shows you deserve the Nobel Peace Prize like threatening economic warfare if you don't get it.
Exactly
Probably why his mom said he’d be a disaster as a politician. Not verbatim but the gist and so true. What a whiney child he must hav been.
Now that is statemanship!
Please tell me this didn't happen? The b**tard never stops.
Hey, Damien, I don't pretend to be an expert on Nobel prizes or nothing — does the Norwegian finance minister decide who gets those?
gotta follow you for this 💙✌️💙
😆😒😖trump is the worst malignant narcissist imaginable.
“Me, me, me…” #Twat
Nothing shows you are a sad little insane weakling like running around like a puppy begging for a present.
Perfectly said.
I figured that occupying his own nation's cities with their own military during peacetime would have made it a lock, even without adding in the masked kidnappers in America's streets and courts. Perhaps the committee just missed them, being overseas.
And the concentration camps. Nothing says "peace prize" quite like that.
And calling the wrong guy really, really helps :-)
I hope he was told to go fuck himself
In several languages.
Typical narcissistic behaviour, if you think about it.
I hope Norway knows they could get Alaska or maybe even Florida in return for the Nobel.
He routinely steals people’s trophies, so I don’t think he cares whether he deserves it. Same as lying about his achievements. If he had the mental capacity to play Solitaire, he would cheat himself at that and win every time, too.
Demented.
That would be funny if not so sad. But also ought make apparent to all just how bad faith are the (illegitimate) regime’s (illegal) tariff taxes or trade extortionist measures and invitations for bribes.
Of course he did
Nobel prize for... What exactly? Negotiating with the taliban??
Being the softest, wettest little manbaby.
Did Sweden have anything to say about this?
In accordance with Nobel's will, the recipient is selected by the Norwegian Nobel Committee, a five-member committee appointed by the Parliament of Norway. So, Sweden probably had nothing to say about it.
Nobel Committee is made up of 5 members either Swedish or Norwegian, with the chairperson appointed by the Swedish King in Council. It's true the Norwegian Nobel Committee awards the Prize, but it's like saying the Nobel Assembly at the Karolinska Inst awards Medicine. It's advised through Stockholm
The Nobel Committee then prepares a report reflecting the advice of experts in the relevant fields. This, along with the list of preliminary candidates, is submitted to the prize-awarding institutions" according to Wikipedia. I won't pretend to have known this til about 40 mins ago.
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The Nobel Peace Prize is awarded by the Norwegian Nobel Committee, a committee elected by the Norwegian Parliament(Storting). This committee is responsible for selecting the Nobel Peace Prize laureates and is distinct from the committees that award the other Nobel Prizes, which are based in Sweden.
"The Nobel Committee then prepares a report reflecting the advice of experts in the relevant fields. This, along with the list of preliminary candidates, is submitted to the prize-awarding institutions" according to Wikipedia. It would seem they are not distinct from anything.
You are describing the sweedish committee. The Nobel Peace committee is fully Norwegian, as Alfred Nobel stated in his will and autonomous. en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Norwegi...
Norwegian here with with a small amount of incidental professional insight. You're just flat out wrong on this one. First, you seem to be conflating how the Nobel Foundation Board is selected with how the different committees are selected, which is an important distinction.
The Norwegian Nobel Committee, awarding the Peace Price, is chosen by the Norwegian Storting/Parliament without any say of the Nobel Foundation Board, Swedish King or any other Swedish institution. The committee then awards the price without any Swedish say.
It’s not “advised” though Sweden in any way, shape of form, and it’s intentionally set up to be awarded without Swedish influence.
It is likely designed in this way because of Sweden’s imperialist history and Norway’s history of having been subjugated by it’s neighbours, although no explicit reasoning is given in Nobel’s will.
It is probably a little clearer if you read up on it from the source itself (the peace price website, not the Swedish Nobel foundation webside), although I would have preferred them to be more transparent with their statutes: www.nobelpeaceprize.org/nobel-commit...
There's a lot of problems with how the price is awarded and to whom, but "Swedish influence" isn't one of them.
🤷🏻♀️ I just looked it up a few minutes ago, so my knowledge of the process is not extensive, to put it mildly.
It's a Byzantine process, it seems, and not one easily grasped by our current president. Strong-arming Norway has some benefit but it seems like he should really be pestering Sweden.
I doubt it will have any benefit. Neither Norway nor Sweden gives a damn what prize Donald wants. He's pathetic.
I have a better chance of winning a Nobel Prize than than man ever will…
I dunno. I find threats, intimidation, and a love of dictators is a direct path to the Nobel Peace Prize.
And the Norwegian Nobel Committee notably does not include Jens Stoltenberg. Donald Trump apparently either does not know or care about that.
He thinks all power comes from the top down, I think, so obviously a government official can strong-arm the Nobel committee into doing whatever the US president asks.
I mean to be fair it's working out well for him so far here in the US.
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And he would know that? Not likely…
The Peace Prize people are advised by the Nobel Committee in Stockholm, Sweden. They 'give' the award and make the final decision on who gets it, but they're not the ones to be pressured. He'd need to pester the Stockholm people.
In other words, he's still half an idiot.
He’s progressed to a “whole idiot”. 🙄
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I completely believe you. I just don’t think he’s capable of tracking down whom he should pester about it. At least not on his own..
He's a mob boss, he has people do it for him and then he makes the call. That's what Michael Cohen used to do for him.
I love the idea of Pam Bondi, at 10pm DC time, calling Queen Silvia of Sweden at 4am Oslo time to demand Queen Sonja of Norway command SOMEone in either country give Donald Trump the PRIZE like Shirley MacLaine in Terms of Endearment.
Of course not. Even with the resources of the entire western world--digital and human--at his disposal, he remains informationally stunted.
DonOld had a minion track it down for him 🤷🏻♀️
The Netenyahu nomination of him ought to help!
Alfred Nobel in his will said the peace prize should be handled by Norway, the other prizes by Sweden. As a consequence of the Napolean wars, Norway was in a union with Sweden 1814-1905. The union was peacefully dissolved in 1905.
I'm not gonna go through this again. Please look at the whole of the Nobel Committee and its different awards. The Peace Prize is not 'handled' by Norway. It is awarded by Norway. The rules and nominees go through the Nobel Committee, which is is in Sweden.
You need to google this again. The peace price is handled in Norway. He got the country right. But not the person...
There is a separate committee for the Peace Prize, appointed by the Norwegian parliament, meeting in a building in Henrik Ibsens street, just behind the royal castle in Oslo. Sorry, you are just plain wrong.
Sorry, but living in Norway, I can assure you that you are wrong! The peace price is handled and awarded by the Norwegian Nobel Committee. There is a completely separate Swedish Committee that deals with all other Nobel prices. These who are not the same, and do not interfere in each other's work
This is plain wrong. The Nobel Peace Prize is awarded by the Norwegian Nobel Committee. The Swedes have no say in this. The Norwegian Nobel committee is appointed by the Norwegian government.
Not sure of the “rules” for the Nobel Peace Prize, but it seems like extortion should be in the disqualifying category.
Trump Presidency = Mafia Shakedown
Utterly impeachable.
Si se lo diesen sería el fin de los Nobel. Obviamente.
I couldn’t believe this so I checked. Trump threatened tariffs if he doesn’t get the Nobel Peace Prize
He is so pathetic 🙄. Trump raped little girls and is in the Epstein files.
LOL! Blackmail to get the Nobel Peace Prize? I've got to admit, that's definitely a new approach. He has to cheat at everything.
They should give him a fake Nobel prize - something like “outstanding achievement in the field of excellence “
Made from chocolate...
…from the standpoint of achievement
Certainly “unparalleled” achievement
I think the greatest contribution to world peace that Donald Trump could make is suicide. So the Nobel would have to be awarded posthumously.
Hopefully he was told to faen av.
“The Nobel Prize is rigged!!!!” (Truth social post coming any day now.)
This can’t be real. Please tell me this isn’t real.
I felt the same way and as with so many unbelievable things happening daily, found it checks out.
www.politico.eu/article/dona...
Link is to article in Norway's "largest and most influential financial newspaper."
Were you able to read it?
Requires subscription. No.
www.politico.eu/article/dona...
Thanks for the link. I wanted to see whether Trump flat out threatened tariffs. Threat is only implied in the original sub-headline. (og is `and` not `if`)
He's such a twat. If he gets it, he either threatened or bribed, certainly not on merit.
Fucker has never got ANYTHING on merit because he is completely DEVOID of merit.
But, guuuuuysssss, it’s shiny and gold!! 🏅
Quid pro no.
Sad. 🍊🤡
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You sure about the “suggesting he would impose tariffs if he did not” part? I haven’t seen that in the English-language coverage.
The norwegian coverage seems like a more direct source
That's what it says
"Sources to DN: Trump brought up Nobel Prize in customs phone with Stoltenberg (+) Out of the blue, while Finance Minister Jens Stoltenberg was walking on the street in Oslo, Donald Trump called from the White House. He wanted the Nobel Prize – and to discuss customs." "Customs" = tariffs?
yeah, machine translation would mix that up. the norwegian word for tariffs is the same as for customs, a human would be able to translate it correctly based on context, but machine translation isn't really good at that kind of thing (i'm norwegian and used to work as a norwegian/english translator)
As a Spanish interpreter, thank you!!
Looking for the same, although Trump does possess the level of tact to call and say how badly he wants the peace prize, then follow it up immediately by bringing up tariffs "in an unrelated manner." Which is to say, zero tact.
Dear World, On behalf of America, sincere apologies. We're sick of his crap,too.
Yes, either buying or extorting a Nobel Peace Prize is right where Trump's little mind is at.
Extortionist in Chief.
Trump is such a sad little narcissist. Truly pathetic.
Fake news. He demanded all of them. Peace for Ukraine-Russia and Israel-Palestine. Economics for tariffs. Chemistry for Operation Warp Speed. Medicine for saving us from mRNA. Physics for warping space time to accomplish the vital signs reported in his physical.
What about Literature?
Would require reading a book so that’s out
Truth Social
Yes, for his innovative violation of the English language during his slam poetry sessions (i.e. press conferences)
Nobel al gánster del año 😂😂😂
If you have to threaten or bribe someone for an award. Is really an award? It defeats the purpose of that prize. How does that feed his ego when it’s not real? He is such a wreck of a man.
I mean, there is an easy retort back, Jan 6. End of story.
For any other leader in any other period I would assume that this article was made up or exaggerated. It’s time for the convicted sex pest to go.
“Peace tariffs at dawn!”-trump
Norway, please please please take one for the team and DON’T, for the love of god, give him the Nobel Peace Prize.
The question of why he has not been removed from the White House by now will forever haunt the remnants of this country.
Anybody covering this lunacy?
Bat shit crazy
Is this satire?
I had to ask myself that question, but then could it be plausible? Sadly, I had to say yes.
No
So it's real life. Good grief. Apart from the silliness and the ridiculousness of this, it makes Trump really easy to read when it comes to Ukraine. He is desperate to come away with a "victory" to wrap up his Nobel. He will sign anything Putin puts on the table.
Sadly not, I really miss when satire was still a thing...
Wtf
I thought this would be the way he goes. bsky.app/profile/stai... bsky.app/profile/stai... bsky.app/profile/stai...
The American voters sinned deeply by re-electing this POS. You need to repent. If you didn't vote because you didn't want a black woman as president, or didn't agree with all her policies, you deserve everything trump is going to unleash on your country.
Yeah, but they should never have been given the option. The core failure was 4 years of Dem fed power, during which the Biden admin deliberately avoided dealing with the core challenge of the day. They had four years, they ducked the task, they fucked it.
The Federalist Society is the power behind the throne, regardless of party.
Umm, no it’s not. Leonard Leo isn’t remotely attached to AOC, Bernie, Gavin, Chuck, Elizabeth, Murphy, Schiff. Zero connection. Sorry. Leo is a far right wing theocrat. He and George Soros would be dueling if at the same reception.
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True. Leo has certainly concentrated his donations to the Christofascist party.
Hence SCOTUS. Ask Leo about his control over Mitch Mc. The 3 Liberal Ladies aren’t getting mortgages paid off by Leo. The fellas are. Daily.
Biden's amazing legislative record of bills that actually help people equals thart of FDR. The failure was one of not educating the ignorant of all good they were doing. Compre that to the vile carnage and destruction exploding from the orange hellhole now.
Yeah some major successes. Few of which will have any lasting legacy, cos of the big failure was not taking an appropriate natsec response following a fascist coup attempt. That was his #1 job and he ducked it, overseeing an unconstitutional election and the triumph of Trumpofascism.
Sadly, there wasn't much he could have done within the confines of the Law & Constitution. Don't forget that during his first two years he had a hostile Senate, followed by a hostile Congress. And he had a hostile SCOTUS and mainstream media throughout. The corrupt SCOTUS proved the most serious.
There was a lot more. He chose to avoid the fight, hoping it would go away on its own. He appointed Garland to go easy, could've chosen an aggressive AG if that's what he wanted. SCOTUS corruption huge problem, and also part of the coup that needed dealing with, but was avoided.
How so? Garland lined up the court cases perfectly, only to have SCOTUS declare that a president cannot be prosecuted for "presidential acts", without defining what those are. Meaning they were something else for trump then for Biden. And that was the end of US democracy.
No, one tGarland dragged his feet for ~2 years. Went after footsoldiers not ringleaders, until external pressure forced him to appoint Jack Smith. Trump treated very deferentially when he should have been roughly arrested at 5am in his underwear in Feb 21 and charged with treason
What trump did on Jan 6 was no treason. Treason is aiding and abetting a foreign power, which in trump's case is very hard to prove. Also, even if arrested, no judge in the USA would have denied him bail. FFS, he has been arrested and let go four times, and the media spin made him appear a hero.
No, there is only one guilty of the renewed trump presidency, and that is the American voter.
Garland avoiding going after Trump is pretty well documented There was a mammoth NYT piece
But he*did* go after him, and at just the right time to do the most damage to trump ahead of the election. The mainstream media is hostile towards the Dems, including the NYT. They loved to spin Biden as weak and ineffective, whereas in fact he was the most effective president in a long time.
Obvs SCOTUS was a huge problem. So, facing a fascist insurrection problem, what do you do with a fascist insurrectionist court? Obey it and accept its legitimacy? Then you'll lose, obvs
The general approach of asking the coup fascists for permission to stop the coup fascists was obvs gonna fail. But the alternative - appropriately severe nataex response including powerful elites and social buddies - seemed too drastic so they chickened out. Just couldn't face the severity of the mo
I don't think you understand the nature of the US legal system, where the rich & influential can delay & extend cases almost indefinitely. Also, the DOJ was sown with loads of pro-trump stooges that Garland first had to remove. Garland focused on Trump, and was defeated by SCOTUS corruption.
*natsec
Looking at the proces of selection it’s more of a call if he’s on the shortlist of contenders than trying to influence the outcome, because the finance minister is not part of that body (or he doesn’t understand the workings of it).
Why haven't they given him a kiddy phone, already? They come in red, so he can still feel important.
No no, shiny gold is what he likes.
I would tell him to kiss my ass but I don’t want his orange Cheeto lips imprinted on it
Hm, reminds me of the golf trophy anecdote from this youtu.be/wWLj2-a6FLI?...
Never think he can't or won't get douchier and more evil.
Anyone able to translate?
OMG wut
Trump will get a Nobel prize the year they create a category for the despot with the most divorces, bankruptcies, impeachments, felonies, and also with the greatest criminal liability for sexual assault and pedophilia.
Nobel Peace Prize in being the shittiest human being in the world today.
He did this to Vietnam so they would let him build a golf course - having people evicted from homes and farmers losing their land. Hes a crook.
I sometimes wonder if he could be flattered into leaving the presidency.
What's Norwegian for F*ck off Donnie?
What a nutjob
WTAF 🖕🏼🤬 He is so demented
you know who could help Trump get the Nobel? epstein
#EpsteinFiles #EpsteinIsInTheTrumpPedoFiles
Pathetic weasel
he's senile
What is wrong with him?! JFC!
Advanced dementia coupled with a narcissistic personality disorder. Maybe some crushed Adderall for a garnish.
Trump is a total embarrassment to the U.S. He is a small, ugly, insecure, desperate loser. 🤦♀️. Everyone who voted for him should be utterly ashamed.
Embarrassment to the human race. Evolution fail.
Sadly, they are not capable of shame.
I’m ashamed, and I voted and worked against him.
Yes. It's hard to realize how awful the USA looks to the rest of the world, and decent folks. Awful.
Yes, agree - it’s hard to stomach.
At least you can be proud of that
Trump is an embarrassment to mankind
I think Trump is sliding into dementia and this is yet another sign of it.
How many times can this be said before MAGAts admit it? I’ve encountered few defections or apologies among folks I know personally who voted for a Trump presidency 3 times‼️ 🥺😢🤬
The world should truly punish us to hammer home how nuts this all is. Instead of WWIII they should do a global shunning.
He’s insane. Tell him to go pound sand.
Trying to threaten & bully your way to the Nobel Prize. Sure, that sounds like a brilliant plan. I remember Obama's modesty & statement that he felt he was unworthy of the 2009 NPP while the giant TACO is about to throw a massive tantrum if he's not the recipient. What a contrast.
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“….Prize case, as any breakthrough or misstep on the Ukraine conflict would likely affect his peacemaking credentials.” lol peacemaking credentials.
His non-existent peacemaking credentials...
There is nothing to have ever existed on this planet to be more pathetic than this saggy-titted diaper-wearing fatshit bozo. Jesus Christ, President Milktits is such a sad bitch.
OK, so we gotta get all the other countries to come up with some dumb fucking prize that makes him like the Greatest Man of All Things or some other dumbassery so we can get rid of all the tariffs.
Simpsons did it
I would never ever have believed this wasn't Onionesque parody before I read the politico.eu story. Talk about your you can't make this stuff up!
I will put it on record now that I predict Trump will set up a "rival" awards body. Said body will mostly award prizes to Trump, members of Trump's family, and employees of Fox News.
Fk 47, I'll buy tariffed Norway products.
I’m in
No Nobel for crooks who withdraw aid causing suffering & death to mankind.
Paywall
Donald the loser. I ask myself all the time why people are afraid of him. Just use the information that we have on him and put him in his place!
I’m surprised he doesn’t have a green jacket. Surprised he doesn’t have a Purple Heart. Surprised he didn’t have Pam Bondi declare him Pope. Under threat of communion wafer tariffs. This has the feel of a brain stuttering to a halt.
What a fucking loser.
Called it! bsky.app/profile/mosh...
Love it!
It looks like Thiel and Murdoch have a hard time to decide how and when to stage the takeover (as Felon47’s behavior has become too crazy even for them) because JDV is weak and pale completely lacking any level of messiah effect.
My god he's a needy little man
i wouldn’t be surprised if trump made his own Nobel Peace Prize medal and held his own Nobel Peace Prize award ceremony so he could award himself as the winner.
Just sitting over there sulking unless someone gives him a cookie
My suggestion is to tell him if he doesn’t impose tariffs for 4 years that after his presidency you’ll give him the prize. Then don’t.
What an embarrassment. That portion of the electorate has no sense of shame.
That’s not bribery at all….
Trumpstein is such a needy little bitch. It eats at him that Obama has a Nobel Peace Prize and he doesn't. 😄
The Nobel Peace Prize committee has the most awesome opportunity!
They should send him a polished gold turd.
To sport nicely with his gold dipped cell phone detonator from fucking Bibi Whatanevilyahoo
Peace prize my ass
Make him believe he will get it as long as he dies first...
The Republican Party are the biggest bunch of fucking wimps and assholes ever assembled to let this utter clown amass and keep this type of power. Fucking cowards. Shameful.
Looks like herring prices are going to go through the roof.
But how will I afford to cut my shrubbery?
DON'T TREAD. ON NORDICS. We RETURN BITE , hard
Nothing quite says raging pathological narcissist like this.
NOT EVEN TONY SOPRANO WOULD TRY TO EXTORT A NOBEL PRIZE. FFS FDT.
Local toddler throws tantrum
No one plays attention to the model of a 747 on the table in front of him so they can’t see the rear spoiler is mounted upside down.
eBay has plenty of Village Idiot awards available. Give him one of those.
Oh, man, earlier when I heard about the call, I said "he's probably gonna quid pro quo" it using tariffs. Welp... 🤦🏼♂️
He's such a little bitch. Like a crying little baby who didn't get their favorite toy or candy. Just an absolute child.
Why do I have to live in the reality where the Convicted Sex Abuser President threatens Tariffs if he is not given the award that Black President before him received
So now they CAN'T award it. 👀
Next he'll try bribing them. "Stephen Miller suggested we only serve Norwegian salmon in our detention centers. Sounds like a nice business for the right vendor nation, okay?"
Trump wants a Nobel Peace Prize so badly that he'll try to extort his way to one. He doesn't give a shit about peace and neither do his followers, but they want him to have it and keep nominating him and campaigning on his behalf because he wants one so bad. He wants it so bad because Obama got one.
The onion has nothing on this guy
The Nobel committee should come up with a one-off "Special, Bestest Nobel Prize for Big Boy Presidents (Six Gold Achievement Stars" and let him win that.
The proper response following the award announcements is to send Trump a bronze (or perhaps copper) participation ribbon.
The 💩👑 apparently thinks he can treat other countries the same way he treats Americans to get what he wants. A world class POS.
Everyone knows what needs to be done.
Article in English: www.firstpost.com/world/trump-...
@pulitzerprizes.bsky.social @pulitzercenter.org Yes, now let's corrupt, pervert, and degrade the Nobel Peace Prize to the highest blackmailer. @vonderleyen.ec.europa.eu @profjacob.bsky.social @mark-carney.bsky.social @ukparliament.parliament.uk
The Orange Rapist wants it because Obama got it, but really, I think it was already degraded since they gave it to Arafat.
They should just give him a fake one so he'll go away. He's too ignorant to know the difference.
The Nobel prize in economics is already a fake Nobel so hey
"It means I'm the shit"
I was thinking, maybe mold one on chocolate like those cheap and nasty chocolate coins? Still not as cheap and nasty as he is of course.
Gold-painted lead medal enscribed "Nobel Piss Prize". The more gaudy, the better.
No Swiss chocolate for him unless he reduced our 39% tariffs …
Oh god no, I wouldn't waste Swiss chocolate on him, some shitty compound garbage will do just fine.
Yes, 'The Noble Peas Prize'. He'd have no idea.
Embarrassing
a visual of the reaction of the finance minister when Trump said all he wanted was the Nobel Prize.
As if the Nobel Committee would degrade their valued prize for a fascist who is a threat to world peace, tramples on human rights and is a convicted felon 🤷🏻♀️
They gave Obama one. He went on to deport 5 million refugees and kill thousands of innocent civilians in numerous wars in the Middle East. 🤷🏼♂️
True, however I think that’s not the same level of evil as Trump.
I was just pointing out how devalued the prize has become.
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Very peaceful
He gets the Nobel Prize for getting pissed on by young Russian hookers.
Gimme a Nobel Peace Prize….or else.
Career criminals and rapists should NEVER get a Nobel Prize
In 1939 a Swedish parlementarist wrote a letter advocating for Hitler as peace Nobel prize. 🤷
Norway🇳🇴 = Fuck Off🇸🇪
Norway said no way.
It’s pretty clear that Trump has turned national policy over to his lunatic underlings and he is only working on lining his pocket and creating some kind of legacy. The Nobel, the ballroom, the Kennedy Center, etc. He must know his time is running out.
How fucking pathetic. Talk about No dick energy.
TACO Bell Prize for🟠💩
Then aliens land here from outer space and give Trump "space cash" but Norway doesn't want to play ball, so they nuke their country.... oh wait.... that was a South Park episode.
If that traitor got that beloved prize intended for people who make the world a better place then there truly is no hope for the world.
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Is there a Nobel prize for taking the fucking piss?
Give him a fake one, the Nobel Prize for Trade or so; with a gold statue at the ceremony.
A gold plated peace sign on a ribbon might do it.
The nobel prize for biggest liar. A statue of pants on fire.
Can someone please make this make sense? FOTUS wants a Nobel Peace prize, but yet he’s so intent on getting the U.S. citizens to fight with each other?!!!!🤬What the fuck kind of 💩 is that!!!!
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No Noble prize for you. You moron.
youtube.com/clip/UgkxU5G...
How about a swap. Not territory. He gets the prize and hands over all the Epstein data.
It’s important that everyone recognize that Donald Trump is actually, literally insane.
(also a gangster)
And a rapist
He is nothing but a petulant narcissist in a dying, neglected body. He’s realised he’s at the twilight of his life and is desperate for any kind of glory or celebration of his person.
I'm grappling with your use of the word "person" here.
Oops, not a native English writer, sorry! I probably meant “himself”.
Your post was fine. I think they’re just joking about how Trump isn’t a real whole person.
Can we get an AI translation?
Is there English language reporting of this?
www.politico.eu/article/dona...
Unbelievable. But sadly on brand.
But... The Nobel Prize is awarded in Sweden!
The Peace Prize is awarded by Norway, Sweden awards all the other ones.
This POS will never get a Nobel Peace Prize, he has never done one thing to earn anything, but he is the worst POS, that will go in the history books forever, in the US and dumber than even his voters.
Tell his spawn to chip in $5.00 each and make one! Make sure it is painted gold so it goes with the ugliest, gaudy decor, in the WH, that went out with Caligula.
The Republican Extortion Party
Wut?
Which Nobel is Trump after , Literature or Physics? I mean, he's clearly so talented at both 😜 Peace you say?
I am so ashamed of the USA, more than ever in my life.
Please tell me this is The Onion.
If tRUmp got Russia to leave Ukraine except for Crimea - then sure, give him the Nobel Prize. That is not gonna happen
I needed a laugh. What a pathetic guy
He should get the gold medal for the crassness event.
I heard that the Nobel prize committee will create a new category and nominate Trump for the Noble Prize of stupidity.
Trump is so thirsty! He hates that Pres Obama has something he'll never have. And he thinks the Norwegian govt controls the awarding of Nobel prizes. He's a thirsty, racist dumb shit. And super cringe. Sorry, that was redundant 😆