not a single fucking beanie baby ever wore a beanie i'm fucken OUTRAGED
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Many tokers made toques their whole identity makes you think
sep 1, 2025, 4:35 am • 2 0 • view
that’s why we killed them
sep 1, 2025, 4:39 am • 8 0 • view
Never could afford them. Was stuck with the Dollar General version, “Chapeau Infants”
sep 1, 2025, 5:32 am • 1 0 • view
Beanies for beanies™️
sep 1, 2025, 8:12 am • 1 0 • view
They were born from the beanie. The beanie was their mother. The father was joseph McKlinski who masturbated into a beanie while watching women popping balloons. He wasn’t around to raise beanie babies. This is why we had to give the babies a home.
sep 1, 2025, 6:32 am • 1 0 • view
traded my house for beanie babies back in 08' is that bad?
sep 1, 2025, 4:39 am • 3 0 • view
and they weren’t even babies they were all animals!
sep 1, 2025, 5:29 am • 5 0 • view
ANIMALS CAN BE BABIES BRYAN
sep 1, 2025, 5:31 am • 6 0 • view
yeah but they weren’t. they were just regular animals
sep 1, 2025, 5:32 am • 4 0 • view
this is speciesism
sep 1, 2025, 5:33 am • 4 0 • view
maybe the name was intended to convey that they all had youthful spirits and a naively optimistic approach to the world?
sep 1, 2025, 5:34 am • 4 0 • view
or that they were huge babies, emotionally speaking
sep 1, 2025, 6:02 am • 5 0 • view
the bean to baby ratios were all fucked up
sep 1, 2025, 6:24 am • 5 0 • view
in an alternate universe i would teach a college course on this interpretation of beanie babies in this universe i merely don’t know what you mean
sep 1, 2025, 6:10 am • 4 0 • view
ngl i am INEBRIATED
sep 1, 2025, 6:11 am • 3 0 • view
next time lie
sep 1, 2025, 6:24 am • 3 0 • view
i can’t promise anything
sep 1, 2025, 6:25 am • 3 0 • view
Same thing as Cabbage Patch Kids - they came with tags that did a whole character backstory complete with birthday etc
sep 1, 2025, 6:25 am • 3 0 • view
Chill
sep 1, 2025, 6:40 am • 0 0 • view
toque the words out of my mouth
sep 1, 2025, 5:50 am • 3 0 • view
The beanies were the babies you made along the way. or something.
sep 1, 2025, 10:46 am • 1 0 • view
alexis they weren’t called beanie babies because they wore beanies. they were called beanie babies because they were stuffed with beanies (and babies, some say)
sep 1, 2025, 5:18 am • 9 0 • view
Heinz Beanz are exported to more than 60 countries, including Russia and China. #beansFacts
sep 1, 2025, 5:18 am • 8 0 • view
gdi
sep 1, 2025, 5:19 am • 3 0 • view
beansfacts, Greg!!
sep 1, 2025, 5:20 am • 2 0 • view
it gets me way more often than i’d like to admit
sep 1, 2025, 5:21 am • 2 0 • view
Ittttttsssss baaaaacckkk 😬
sep 1, 2025, 5:21 am • 4 0 • view
congrats on the fix Barry 😡
sep 1, 2025, 5:22 am • 3 0 • view
I’m half tempted to make it keep count and only respond to you, and you alone, 1-2 times out of 5, just to give you a false sense of security
sep 1, 2025, 5:23 am • 4 1 • view
i really had no idea how often i used the word b-e-a-n until i started getting trolled by a bot
sep 1, 2025, 5:25 am • 1 0 • view
You could just unfollow it 🤷♂️
sep 1, 2025, 5:26 am • 2 0 • view
nah, i enjoy the surprise. i love bean bot
sep 1, 2025, 5:27 am • 2 0 • view
On The Who’s ‘Sell Out’ album cover, Roger Daltry appears immersed in Heinz Beanz and caressing a giant Heinz Beanz can. #beansFacts
sep 1, 2025, 5:27 am • 3 1 • view
New life goal: find all Beanie Babies and put beanies on them.
sep 1, 2025, 4:48 am • 3 0 • view
Another thing Canada toque from us.
sep 1, 2025, 4:56 am • 1 0 • view