Just imagining a kind of goofy Jimmy Stewart delivery

One of the quotes I think about on a weekly basis is when Jimmy James says "If life were fair there wouldn't be rich people."

News Radio was such a gem.

"Have you ever heard the expression when life gives you lemons, squeeze them in the eyes of the guy who gave you the lemons until he gives you the oranges you asked for in the first place??"

"The eyes are the window to the skull..."

"NOT TO MENTION KERMIT THE DAMN FROG!!!!!"

Another one is from a Julius Schwartz tribute story Grant Morrison wrote: "We're soldiers. We're in the business of creating a context for our own existence."