what if his egg cracked
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starfish delet this
aug 30, 2025, 1:35 am • 29 0 • view
I conquer with Elisa
aug 30, 2025, 2:15 am • 5 0 • view
Crazy that this isn’t the most cursed theory I’ve seen in the last half-hour.
aug 30, 2025, 1:57 am • 3 0 • view
I hate that I know who this is about
aug 30, 2025, 1:36 am • 0 0 • view
robert galbraith?
aug 30, 2025, 3:37 am • 0 0 • view
so true
aug 30, 2025, 1:56 am • 2 0 • view
he's telling somebody about how he first watched the girl being fucked, then became the girl being fucked (the girl is named Ani)
aug 30, 2025, 2:40 pm • 1 0 • view
tbh pretty sure he crossdressed before,,,
aug 30, 2025, 1:49 am • 0 0 • view
aug 30, 2025, 1:50 am • 21 0 • view
transition to greatness!
aug 30, 2025, 1:46 am • 24 1 • view
Wiener is Gone!
aug 30, 2025, 4:49 am • 9 0 • view
I wasn't sure if you were talking about Trump or Elon and I can't decide which one is contributing more to the room slowly fading out of existence to be replaced only with horror
aug 30, 2025, 1:36 am • 45 0 • view
Elon probably is. Trump likely bi, definitely not trans.
aug 30, 2025, 1:38 am • 55 1 • view
If Elon's egg ever cracks, it's going to be AWFUL for Vivian.
aug 30, 2025, 7:15 am • 0 0 • view
Like you don’t play this on repeat unless you are at least a bit questioning youtu.be/mdBVJbzkoqo?...
aug 30, 2025, 1:42 am • 5 0 • view
Eh I think Trump is much more likely to be a chaser
aug 30, 2025, 2:46 am • 4 0 • view
Trump does have chaotic bisexual energy. Not joking at all.
aug 30, 2025, 1:42 pm • 2 0 • view
Also this does fit with my theory that Trump's alignment is Chaotic-Chaotic. He could be Chaotic Evil but then he does stuff like destroy the Republican party in a way we never could, it's so conflicting.
aug 30, 2025, 2:47 pm • 0 0 • view
He definitely was expressing his homoerotic interest in Epstein through uhhh yeah
aug 30, 2025, 2:45 pm • 0 0 • view
I think that they’re both asexual like Noah Smith. They very clearly do not actually enjoy sex and only like the idea of it.
aug 30, 2025, 1:46 am • 14 0 • view
I believe Elon is asexual. Trump likes sex but doesn’t like women.
aug 30, 2025, 3:40 am • 5 0 • view
he likes sex in the sense he likes thinking about *himself* having sex (and "exerting his power" on others 🤢) weird rapey autosexual thing going on there, which like, i don't wanna kinkshame non-rapists with that particular version of sexuality, but...
aug 30, 2025, 6:21 am • 7 0 • view
this has to be one of the grossest things i've ever typed out, shit's so bad that literally just typing out an accurate description makes *you* feel gross
aug 30, 2025, 6:22 am • 5 0 • view
Many such cases.
aug 30, 2025, 7:16 am • 1 0 • view
Elon is, above all, pretty autistic, and his personality is driven by a need to fit in and be perceived as normal (but like, special-normal, not NPC normal). Also, once you teach him how to directly stimulate his amygdala for that sweet, sweet reward, he just can't help himself. He's an addict.
aug 30, 2025, 2:50 pm • 0 0 • view
Everyone is like "Gen. Miley you should have couped Trump!" When Miley could have just taken one for the team and seduced Trump.
aug 30, 2025, 2:45 am • 7 0 • view
Come on Gen. Miley, you just gotta use the Gas That Makes You Gay From 30 Rock.
aug 30, 2025, 2:45 am • 6 0 • view
I think Elon probably has more vanilla “I wanna be a ripped He-Man” dysmorphia, but I will not rule out this possibility. It’s a real chance.
aug 30, 2025, 3:26 am • 30 0 • view
Yeah Elon is just what daddy issues + world shaping power =
aug 30, 2025, 3:27 am • 9 0 • view
I thought it was Vance.
aug 30, 2025, 7:08 am • 0 0 • view