OK maybe funnier.

🤣

Vance should supplant the Dukakis tank pic with that one.

Thought I recognized the cut of that green jacket.

Honestly Kim Il Song was a substantially better dresser.

Make potbellied jumpsuits great again

Or this?

That captures the little lost boy aesthetic that he has

The feeling when you reread an observation you are pleased with, but with which you are disappointed somehow with the way you did the pronouns for it

I got you Molly!

🤣🤣🤣 Thank you! Atmospherically perfect.

I like your banksy

It’s a Vanksy!!

😂😂😂

💀💀💀💀💀

I tried to buy it at an auction, but just before I could collect it… something went wrong with the frame. And now they won’t show it to me! 🙁

"We all vote down here," Vance heard a voice say, ominously.

Just made this

😂

Saddens me that we even have to "decide" We were ALL taught about shyt like this back in 6th grade!

Le Ballon Rogue?

The red balloon- a kids book

Littering! :'(

😆, this is great love the banksy. Too bad banksy couldn’t slip into Greenland and do a wall to welcome the guests..

Pretty sure that is the upholstery of his favorite couch worn as a memento of their best times together.

99 Luftballons

bsky.app/profile/der-... German Onion: he is sent on a photo safari for polar bears by himself.

Lmao

Walkers on the North Ridge, JD!

That's not his lightsaber. Vance is definitely Sith.

Ah shoot, you're right. I did not consider the lightsaber colour when putting this together.

I wonder what Vance's Sith name is... "Darth Cushions", perhaps?

I approve this choice.

How did you get the sparkly brand new ill-fitting coat to look even larger?

Haha. Someone else did that. I just added the longed after couch. Photoshop or similar.

He posed like he wants to be a meme

You’re on a roll!

youtube.com/clip/UgkxzoP...

99 fascists?

“99 dreams I have had In every one, a red balloon It's all over, and I'm standing pretty In this dust that was a city If I could find a souvenir Just to prove the world was here And here is a red balloon I think of you, and let it go”

🤣🤣

I found this to be the best

Yes, it is clear which direction fascist America is going. They are clearly taking over the Russian 'stealing country' politics.

Nice jacket, douche

Yes, big "on-the-spot guidance" vibes.

Dazu ein echter Eisbär, das hätte mir sehr gut gefallen.

I love a good DPRK reference.

Did he start a salute and chicken out????

Need an ice cream cone with the scoops on the ground

@darthbluesky.bsky.social needs to get on this.

Or jeans around his ankles and he is saying, "yeah, so that is about the size of it". Someone please tell him you don't wear jeans in chilly climates, esp if someone might push you into a fast running river.

Even funnier would be those hilarious white boots DeSantis wore for photo ops after a FL hurricane.

Confirmed.

Snow burn!

Uh-oh.

Mom jeans no less

I’ve been known to ski in jeans and I feel attacked

He doesn’t ski,he snow plows. Looks as if he might have mastered the bunny slope too!

Gaper

Omg, jinx.

Yep bsky.app/profile/jnei...

🤣🤣🤣

Always been a fan of Vermont, wish I had moved there a few years ago tbh. I think Florian told me of a lab up near the New York Vermont border. I think it was a government research maybe. It looked heavenly right in the forest kinda..

Clothes wouldn’t matter. Vance can barely ski.

It’s the ultimate smackdown in ski country. 🙌🏼

Now it's been a minute... But it's my understanding this means he doesn't actually ski. Kind of like a teetotaler sitting with a beer nearby, that's gone flat and warm, but they insist it means they're a drinker.

Jeans absorb water *quickly* and if you fall/get into the snow even once you're rapidly left wearing stiff, clammy, heavy, and damp fabric in temperatures that're freezing or lower. Only someone completely new to skiing who's also refused the advice of everyone around them would ski in jeans.

I went skiing on many a night ski trip in HS where there were folks skiing in jeans and a football team jacket. => Rube.

Damn get out of my memories (I wasn’t the guy in jeans btw)

LOL. Depending on where you go skiing, you can still see it.

Learned how to ski in western PA mainly, some western NY.

Nothing more manly than wet jeans in cold weather. 😂

The worst. I’ve played hockey with jeans under my gear before when I was real little. Terrible.

Bogus Basin 1968. We also wore cowboy boots and slipped and fell on our asses in the parking lot. But We Were Cool! 🆒

Idaho skiing! Never been there.

Unfortunately I asked about this during the Vermont episode. It seems to have the emotional weight of saying someone cheats at golf or hires someone to run up their score on video games: you exist outside the community and not in a good way.

If you're prepping for your first ski trip, the odds are good that SEVERAL sources close to you have said "don't wear jeans" and explained why. So if you're skiing in jeans, it means you've willfully ignored all advice and it's no longer a question of if you'll wind up with hypothermia, but when.

How about this one then?

That's a low blow.

😆 yep!

🤣

😂 I think you just won the internet today

at least let it be a Guinness record of a US politician being protested in the snow

I've skied in jeans. Not much fun actually. Never again.

Same.

Meh. All my high school years (disclosure, I am 75, lived near Boston) I skied in waterproofed jeans on my black Head Masters with Look Nevada bindings.

It's all good until you fall and then your jeans get wet and it sucks ass

Not if you properly waterproof. Remember, I was skiing New England, famous for year-round slush skiing....

What secret signal is this?

Just scratched my ass, but it still itches

“If I don’t come back with the title to Greenland, Donnie’s gonna fire me. Can he do that?”

That photo just begs for meme creativity

(Awkwardly) "Ok uh, so I'll walk right over here and point off in the distance, and maybe you can take a photo of that? Ok. Good."

Nailed it

"Dammit... They left without me...again!"

JD's the kinda guy you'd slowly roll away from while he's taking a leak on a road trip. Okay, maybe not slowly. 🤣

This pic seems very memeable

I don’t want him in the US either.

implying there's a place that *does* actually want him

First there was Nixon in China, now Vance in Greenland. I can't wait for the musical.

That Vance kid in the photo must be wearing his grandpa's oversized winter jacket.

And, boy, are his arms tired!

Fascism is strong with this one.

He's raising an invisible glass to all his Greenland friends who came to welcome him. They're all just out of frame, toasting too.

To be fair, many of us in the US don’t want him here either.

Oh Greenland is a barren land A land that bares no green Where there's ice and snow, and the whalefishes blow And the daylight's seldom seen, brave boys And the daylight's seldom seen The Pogues

It's a sign!

Does that sign say couch fucker?

😂😂😂

Bro got that jacket out of my time machine closet, circa 1972.

I was just thinking I had that parka in middle school.

Orange lining.

Of course!

It was de rigueur.

We don't want him either.

Well, if all his rooms had was an old couch?

Keep going, J.D., until you find a country that wants you. P.S. Don’t come home.

Clark Griswold 😳

What a hillbilly goober

He also looks like such a doof. No matter where he is.

Nice place you have here. Such a shame if something were to happen to it. youtu.be/kGWB0KiZLHg?...

Oof ☠️ Cartman vibes

Out on the town having the time of my life with a bunch of friends. They're all just out of frame, laughing too.

That's what I came here for

This explains every place he has ever and will ever land

The dude at JBA LRS who hooked him up with that parka was doing him NO favors.

That’s a parka? I thought it was a little green dress.

Who visits a foreign country dressed like that? Disgraceful. He looks worse than the guy leading an effort to repel a foreign invader. I'm pretty sure 100% of the delegation sent to "welcome" him (all of Greenland turned out to protest) were better dressed.

That parka should be standard issue for USMIL deployers to places like Pituffik, unless replaced by a more modern version, but it looks like the Temu version of the one I wore in the early 90s, which was a quality product and actually looked good.

Actually, it’s the Temu version of the parkas we wore in ‘72-‘74. 🤣

Which were probably the same ones Ellsworth had in the Mobility Warehouse in 1988. Our M-60 ammo had headstamps from the late 60s. My carbine had *very* little parkerizing left on the aluminum, which looked kinda cool, actually.

I like to think he chose green because he thought it would "resonate" with the natives.

And will return to the US, another place that doesn't want him.

👊🇬🇱🔥

😂👍🏻

Who wore it better?

Dukakis.

Dukakis; not Elmer J Fudd.

This looks like he's trying to do one of those "I'm holding aloft the (famous mountain/building/statue) type photos ... The photogs saying: "Yup, just like that JD ... Just like that."

It looks to me like he's channeling one of the Kim il Sung statues.

Poorly I meant to add.

This picture pretty much encapsulates the accomplishments of this taxpayer-funded mission. Shillbilly Vance came away empty handed.

We don’t want him either.

LOL.

🤡

I think it is more embarrassing than funny.

"Hanging out with all my favorite Greenlanders. They're just out of frame."

I can’t tell if he’s pretending to wank a snowman or drastically misunderstanding the classic “I crush you” sketch…either way..blech.

For a hot minute I really thought it said white whale plan

That’s definitely not Trump’s dick he’s holding there.

Oh, but it totally could be...right @tomadelsbach.bsky.social?

This is all I need... this mountain of snow. And this snowbank, that's all I need. Oh and this snowball, that's it. That's all I NEED. (Apologies to Steve Martin for using his words)

God damnit. Why does he have to make that coat look bad. I own that coat. I love that coat. Now it's going to remind me of this jackass.

😂

The coat is the only decent thing in that pic.

Did he have a visa?

Would be sad if ice broke under his feet due to climate change and he disappeared…

Chillybilly Elegy

🥇

I didn’t say I was good at this lol

Chillybilly Elegy a good oronym.

Look at that schmuck. Ragnar the Eyeliner Beard, bravely conquering another chunk of ice for the Norse empire

Dude.. if it's cold enough to need that coat, you need a toque and gloves! Or... maybe it's just a fashion statement? Then you need a new fashion consultant. (no i didn't spell fascist wrong)

Is he trying to hit a ride! How embarrassing!

Reminds me of that snl skit about "IT"

That would not leave!

We don’t want him either. Pretty funny they tried to get folks to come out to pose for photos with Usha, and they’re like…Nah.

Poor J.D.

What kind of idiot visits an ice field without polarized glasses?

The apprentice to the buffoon who stared at a solar eclipse with bare eyeballs.

Excellent point! 🤣

We don’t want either.

Someone with meming skills put some white rain boots on this MFer and finish him off.

They flew 2650 miles one way to talk to, at most, 150 troops. Then they flew back. They spent twice the time on the plane than they did in Greenland. Was this just to spend the Friday before the weekend, somewhere that they wouldn't be questioned about Signal chats?

And to try to extort Denmark into a protection racket (at best), declaring 'Greenland needs security' - FROM AN EXISTING US MILITARY BASE THERE.

There were 10,000 troops in Greenland at the height of the cold war. Now there are about 150. Doesn't seem like a crisis.

Where were the rest of the take-over delegation hiding? He invited himself, and thinks it makes him look good. Lol.

Waste and Fraud

Is this “Government Efficiency”?

🤣😂🤣😂 That headline just cracks me up!

Go home looser

Penis in a man-jacket.

Is he trying to find the Four Seasons Greenland?

They went to measure for curtains, but the door was locked.

What’s wrong with all these southerners who think jeans are suitable winter clothes?

I expected him to wear a suit though. Does he not own one?

Brilliant 😊

He ain’t no southerner. His granma was.

South is relative…

What is he not holding? I sense meme material....

(Yes, because both Hamlet and Greenland are danish)

Very nice!

Too bad the legs were cut off.

Let’s go Krasnov!

“My penis is about that size and the number of women I have mounted equates to that of the trees in the forest behind me.”

What place DOES want JD Vance?

Hell. Maybe.

Was he reduced to hitchhiking? Damn, Greenland, you're COLD AF! 😏

What a boob

Unwanted [ad]Vances.

'Jest set that goose-down couch right over here, guys.'

Vance demonstrating the arrogance, ignorance, bullying and greed for which Americans have long been notorious. America owes the rest of the world a lot of apologies.

Well, maybe this...

Come on polar bears

FWIW, it's rather hard to execute a good will with a country that already wanted nothing to do with you even before you violently threatened to seize it by force. Even harder when you're a furniture humping, puffy-faced, sentient frat paddle with the personality of a perpetually dumbfounded clone.

That fits almost as well as Donald Trump’s tuxedo.

Usha! Where are you going?

Not sure he’s wanted on his own turf to be honest.

How can anyone look so stupid in such an ordinary picture

lol I thought maybe he is sleepwalking and this is a hypnagogic jerk. Taking a selfie.

Do they have hungry polar bears in Greenland ? 🤔Asking for a whole bunch of friends.

Imma give it a try...

😂 😂 The beads just perfect 😂

😂🙏🏻

It’s just damn embarrassing. He is a joke, except it’s not funny.

Creepy!

bsky.app/profile/lars...

Or more tragic.

Yet another place that doesn't want him.

Vance Visits Literally Anywhere, A Place That Doesn't Want Him

12 hours round trip flying time from Washington DC. For a 3 hour humiliation.

As if it matters where he lands…

What a loser.

the onion must have rly been struggling lately

The crass of fashion and the mold of formlessness.

Military issue.

What place actually wants him?

🦗 🦗 🦗

Vance looks like how I did when I was younger and I would wear my moms ski coat. It makes me giggle

We don’t want him either.

A picture is worth a thousand words

I wonder if that is real fur she's wearing 🤔 Maybe a gift from the dog shooter, Kristi Noem. Cruelty is always the point.

What does Greenland think it is, his father?

He was hoping to go to Starbucks.

Tikilluarit!

“Hi there, we’re planning on invading. Can you give us the guided tour?”

This American is 💯 #TeamGreenland

I can’t with the too big of coat. That man has $$$. Why is hearing a too big of coat?

It's likely a pre-weightloss coat. Or, maybe he's hiding donuts?

I'm fairly sure that coat came from China. Not that there's anything wrong with China.

That could be. Probably somebody went “well Chinese sizing is weird so better size up!”

Then returned to the United States, another place that doesn't want him.

John Donald Bowman: “Have ewe seen my baseball?”

he look like an inaction figure.

This picture is friggin maaade for photoshopping a protest-style sign that says "I'm an invasive species & no one likes me" or "I'm a useless shitbird" or "I have no idea what I'm doing" etc. *plants invisible flag* "I'm a conquerer!" Greenland: "You're a fucking twat." 🙄🤬

I think this is the source for the photo (can't confirm right now since I don't subscribe): www.nytimes.com/2025/03/28/w...

NYT is on a roll with headlines today: www.nytimes.com/2025/03/28/w...

Just to bring this full circle, I found out about the latter here: bsky.app/profile/bria... I'm going to link everything to everything else, can't stop, won't stop

Is there anyplace that wants him?

No

😂👍🏻

That coat was clearly purchased “for” him, not “by” him. It is as homely and ill-fitting as everything he owns. The reason he’s bitching about being so cold is it doesn’t fit worth a damn and it’s not properly insulated.

That's how you write a headline.

That photo is a work of art. It belongs in a museum.

The US and Greenland; united in our hatred of the US President and his cabinet. Solidarity y'all ✊✊✊

Why isn’t he wearing a suit? Does he even own a suit?

Military rule, NEVER wear your cover (hat) indoors, especially while eating in the mess. JP:

I wasn’t in the military and even I know that.

I bet this was just as awkward as when he was ordering in the sandwich shop that time.

Which time? There were several. One was a doughnut shop. He was good in The Sixth Sense though...

Wasn't he supposedly a soldier? He should know that regulation!

Glorified press sec, like Tom Cruise in Edge Of Tomorrow, but yeah, he still should have known better.

Yeah...they teach you that in boot camp.

Why is he wearing long underwear? Is it a onesie with the butt flap?

And was he in his skivvies? Hey, at least he freshened his eyeliner.

It's also the basic civility, something the uncoth boorish Trumpers don't associate with.

How dare he wear that hat with that slogan?

I loathe him, but I think he's technically entitled. He's actually a Marine vet with experience as a journalist in Iraq.

All the more reason he should know better. And yeah, he was a glorified press sec, lying about how well the Iraq war was going. Which is why he probably shouldn't have gone after Walz' service. He's not one to talk.

He was a REMF.

I'm glad he was honest. It saves us from resscary.earching his active duty records. I can kind of tell he didn't see anything tragic or horrible or he wouldn't be so weird and heartless.

Hard to believe.

Just imagine him as a dumpy Tom Cruise at the beginning of Edge of Tomorrow.

I can't. I haven't seen it but I get your drift.

Did he dress up as a couch?

“get” *frantically presses big red GREENLAND button*

Greenlanders are very protective of their couches.

I'm very sad that photo isn't in the article because I wanted to see the caption

Needs one of these.

Vance

Vance

I tried

We don't want him either

I hold ice cream..

[Camera slowly zooms out as CYE theme plays]

Don't squint so hard, JD, you'll smudge your eyeliner!

That picture should be in the dictionary next to the word 'dweeb'.

Loser!!!

You can actually see him trying to grab it.

Is he holding Greenland’s beer?

Well, here's the couch potato whining about the cold up there. www.independent.co.uk/tv/news/jd-v...

Shocker. Greenland is cold. Well duh. One of the most intelligent things he’s ever said. He also thought Greenlanders would turn out in record numbers to greet him. Probably fell to the floor, screamed, kicked and held his breath all the way home. Someone please give him his sign.

And there still should not have been a vice president there. He had no business going there!

He straight thought it would be green and warm, didn’t he?

My God, that's it! Trump wants Greenland because he thinks it'll make a great golf course!

Erick the Red was such a visionary! Guess this proves his theory right.

😅😅

😂

Not couch potato -- couch fucking nazi fucker

Someone described him as having the personality of a potato. The couch part is self-explanatory.

He doesn't know about the Greenland/Iceland trick of the names being reversed. 🤣🤣🤣

All he’s ever losin' is a little mascara

That photo is screaming for a Babyface Vance Photoshop

Bury him in an avalanche

I legitimately do not understand why they think anyone wants them there

He didn’t even have the decency to wear a suit and say thank you.

That HAD to be picked by someone on purpose. 😆

The picture makes it even better.

I wonder if he will be going out on a boat…and I wonder if there are any orcas around. 🤔

Frankly, I’d like to see if he would actually jump towards a shark, as he claims. He’s been asked that question so many times, ya know? 🙄

It’s only this long because it’s cold out.

These idiots are not welcome in Greenland....

Looks like he missed the school bus again.

Is he singing an Opera?

Had to check that this was real. Thought it was @nytpitchbot.bsky.social Amazing

Followed by Vance returns to USA, a place that doesn't want him either.

"Greenland spurns unwelcome Vances."

I don't understand why they're still permitted to come freely in Greenland as much as they want despite all their threats...

I think Greenland immigration enforcement should have declared him an illegal immigrant and shipped him to El Salvador without due process.

Attempted Nazi salute, but he couldn't get it up.

What a tool

Greenland is part of Leon's grandfather's dream of a non-democratic techtate.

that winter fit is preposterous

Quick, someone test he’s human… The Thing:

He’s extremely used to being places he isn’t wanted.

This is like a guy in a who doesn’t accept the no of a women who is out with her friends and just wanna have good time. 😐

*in a bar/club/disco etc

What are the odds trump makes him stay there for the rest of the term?

"Go and tell them again. Warn them that if it's not us it'll be Gina. What do you mean, they said they'd rather have Gina?"

He’s a LOSER 🎶🎵🎶💀

This is Vance. 👔 Watch Vance hold an imaginary beer. 🍺 Watch Vance toast imaginary friends. 👯‍♂️ 🇬🇱

Well... wherever he goes, there he is. Can he EVER land in a place that wants him?

How about Mars with his boss Elon

Kremlin?

I'm honestly not sure they'd have a use for him. He's so... pitiful, you know? Maybe they could use him-- once-- in agent defenestration training?

👍 Like, "Here, I'll demonstrate..." / That parka... At first I thought they were showing a Greenland Army penguin.

Lock up your sofas

Really. Looks like he's saying "Hold my beer." but lost his beer.

And of course he is wearing a green coat 🤮

This weirdo will be the signalgate sacrifice.

Him and Rubes. Trvmp did say already little Marco would take the blame.

Captain Stillman energy

PALPABLE LOSER ENERGY

Did he where the Green coat thinking he would blend in only to be shocked that the barren landscape is mostly white?

Green land green coat

That was my first thought -- he was being literal. (Look at me; I like GREEN things.") This admin has history with crap green coats, too.

“This place is cold as shit. Nobody told me.” -JD Vance I thought that quote really shed light on him.

I was just thinking of this little guy the other day and hoping that he's happy.

Where he’s hiding all the dogs and cats he claimed people were eating

Oh, those are the frozen dinners in the Base fridge.

Same Greenland … Same. bsky.app/profile/carl...

They could write the same headline when he comes back to the US.

“Mommy, why doesn’t anyone want to play with me?”

Maybe all the govt vehicles that were flown there for his use that were then flown back out when he wasn’t allowed off the base. Many millions of $ wasted.

Donnie could have used that money for Golf!

It begs the question - what place does want him?