He hasn’t done it yet because he’s kind of scared of needles, but this guy totally has plan to tattoo his SAT score on his left pec, closest to his heart.
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And it’s like 1450
aug 17, 2025, 3:38 pm • 1 0 • view
He always tested well so his failures must be society’s fault.
aug 17, 2025, 3:45 pm • 0 0 • view
His fantasy is to one day meet a woman who knows on sight what the tattoo means and they will be together forever, mass-procreating and buying weird eyeglasses together
aug 17, 2025, 3:23 pm • 7 0 • view
Are there actually two Cellinis or did he just fuck up?
aug 17, 2025, 3:32 pm • 2 0 • view
Pretty sure we know the answer to that. Or maybe he just likes constantly referring back to Cellini in conversation because he likes “deep cut” Renaissance masters.
aug 17, 2025, 3:41 pm • 0 0 • view
This is a character from FX series Alien:Earth- Boy Kavalier, boy genius who built Prodigy Corp, produces droids & hybrids (synthetic beings downloaded w/ human consciousness, and world's youngest trillionaire. Boy is fixated at finding a woman smarter than him so he can have an interesting convo.
aug 17, 2025, 3:38 pm • 1 0 • view
Bare minimum for being a valued participant in human society: not caring if anybody knows anything about any of these people, no matter how much you know about them.
aug 17, 2025, 3:42 pm • 1 0 • view