it's not you, silly- it was the 340 lb naked guy wearing a teddy bear head & crocks on what I think was once a tricycle.
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It was the Crocs that pushed you over the edge. Lol
aug 31, 2025, 4:01 pm ā¢ 2 0 ā¢ view
it was the tricycle- that thing was being used as a butt plug and some stuff just should not be shared without a warning label.
aug 31, 2025, 4:12 pm ā¢ 1 0 ā¢ view
That's oddly specific & sounds incredibly disturbing. And dude, wtf is up with Crocs being everywhere lately? š
aug 31, 2025, 4:00 pm ā¢ 4 1 ā¢ view
worst reboot of Fantasia ever.
aug 31, 2025, 4:12 pm ā¢ 3 0 ā¢ view
That just killed my dreams of Disneyland
aug 31, 2025, 4:17 pm ā¢ 2 0 ā¢ view
Bare Country Jamboree?
aug 31, 2025, 5:47 pm ā¢ 2 0 ā¢ view
I have both pairs You can borrow them.
aug 31, 2025, 6:26 pm ā¢ 2 0 ā¢ view
Those country bares get down
aug 31, 2025, 5:50 pm ā¢ 2 0 ā¢ view
no shit- I grew up in SF in the 70's.
aug 31, 2025, 5:51 pm ā¢ 2 0 ā¢ view
You must have some stories
aug 31, 2025, 6:33 pm ā¢ 2 0 ā¢ view
surprisingly, the only one of any shock value was being taken to the Castro theater by a buddy & his partner for an audience participation screening of Showgirls. that made anything ever done in a Rocky Horror show pale by comparison š¤£
aug 31, 2025, 6:40 pm ā¢ 3 0 ā¢ view
It's so funny that you mention Showgirls! I was talking about that with someone the other day. Also did you know Screech from Saved by the bell did porn???
aug 31, 2025, 7:04 pm ā¢ 2 0 ā¢ view
Showgirls is Verhoeven's unintentional masterpiece- it's the best cross genre flick ever made- artfully shot, a decent cast and as a mystery/romance/action/comedy/buddy flick/horror film it is unrivaled, blowing the doors off Army of Darkness. screech's flick- THAT was scary.
aug 31, 2025, 7:12 pm ā¢ 1 0 ā¢ view
Hey....Crocs rock.... For nurses.
aug 31, 2025, 4:02 pm ā¢ 5 0 ā¢ view
Definitely useful footwear for nurses. Wearing them anywhere else is tragic š
aug 31, 2025, 4:08 pm ā¢ 3 1 ā¢ view
College kids wear them. Everywhere.
aug 31, 2025, 6:03 pm ā¢ 2 0 ā¢ view
I know. A ton of people wear them. They must actually be really comfortable if so many people wear them
aug 31, 2025, 6:36 pm ā¢ 2 1 ā¢ view
I liked them because I could throw them in the washing machine after my shift.
aug 31, 2025, 6:46 pm ā¢ 2 0 ā¢ view
Crocs found me during the pandemic, and Iām hooked ā¤ļø Crocs Rock! š¤
aug 31, 2025, 7:00 pm ā¢ 3 1 ā¢ view
See????
aug 31, 2025, 7:29 pm ā¢ 2 0 ā¢ view
Didn't you recently get hybridized with a croc
aug 31, 2025, 4:25 pm ā¢ 2 0 ā¢ view
Harry turned my head into a Birkenstock. Both are bad but Crocs are just a teensy bit more offensive
aug 31, 2025, 4:27 pm ā¢ 2 0 ā¢ view
Did your Birkenstockosis clear up
aug 31, 2025, 4:32 pm ā¢ 2 0 ā¢ view
Luckily instead of being like herpes, Birkenstockosis is more like chlamydia. It's treatable & usually clears up if you wear fashionable yet comfortable footwear
aug 31, 2025, 4:35 pm ā¢ 1 0 ā¢ view
Well Birkenstocks will definitely protect you from STDs
aug 31, 2025, 4:39 pm ā¢ 1 0 ā¢ view
They're also the most successful of all prophylactics - because they repel people š
aug 31, 2025, 4:42 pm ā¢ 1 0 ā¢ view
Check out this anti-phylactic
aug 31, 2025, 4:57 pm ā¢ 1 0 ā¢ view
I'm going to ring the woods with scare-birkenstocks Keep the humans out
aug 31, 2025, 4:43 pm ā¢ 1 0 ā¢ view
I wear them to the mailbox. Crocs 4-EVA!!!!
aug 31, 2025, 4:16 pm ā¢ 4 0 ā¢ view
Since everyone's sharing I guess I will too. My go-to footwear mailbox attire
aug 31, 2025, 4:23 pm ā¢ 4 1 ā¢ view
Alright. I may have to upgrade
aug 31, 2025, 4:30 pm ā¢ 3 0 ā¢ view
I have 6 pairs. But I digress.
aug 31, 2025, 6:05 pm ā¢ 2 0 ā¢ view
Ooh girl you are stylin' too. Does the mailman always look at your feet like he wants to steal them? Mine does
aug 31, 2025, 6:37 pm ā¢ 3 1 ā¢ view
Yeah. He waits in the truck. He particularly loves the pink ones. They match my bunny pajamas. I am n hot. š°š°š°š°
aug 31, 2025, 6:45 pm ā¢ 3 0 ā¢ view
I think our mailmen have a bunny slipper foot fetish
aug 31, 2025, 7:07 pm ā¢ 3 1 ā¢ view
Hot
aug 31, 2025, 4:24 pm ā¢ 2 0 ā¢ view
They are pretty warm now that you mention it
aug 31, 2025, 4:26 pm ā¢ 2 0 ā¢ view
aug 31, 2025, 6:04 pm ā¢ 3 0 ā¢ view
Heartless no! Not you too! If it's only to the mailbox you're still ok. However, if that's your go to footwear for anything else, I may need to stage an intervention
aug 31, 2025, 4:19 pm ā¢ 2 0 ā¢ view
That's pretty much it. Sometime in the basement or at the pool / beach, but that's all. Never to the store or eating out. I have to maintain my status in the community.
aug 31, 2025, 4:22 pm ā¢ 2 0 ā¢ view
That made me laugh. You are indubitably an upstanding member of the local Rotary Club
aug 31, 2025, 4:24 pm ā¢ 1 0 ā¢ view
Fuck those guys.
aug 31, 2025, 4:25 pm ā¢ 1 0 ā¢ view
They're so stuck up. All "look at us. We're pillars of the community." I'm never invited to that stuff šŖ
aug 31, 2025, 4:29 pm ā¢ 1 0 ā¢ view
IKR? Offer to impregnate their wives so they can get some real genes in their family one time and you're banned for life. Fucking snowflakes.
aug 31, 2025, 5:01 pm ā¢ 1 0 ā¢ view