Ope! The bill would make it “unlawful for a person to discharge genetic material without the intent to fertilize an embryo.” www.wlbt.com/2025/01/22/m...
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This is a bill meant for the men. The author claims that most pro-life bills are aimed at women so he decided to level the field. 😂
jan 23, 2025, 1:24 pm • 1,227 48 • view
I was confused. I love it…let the guys know they can’t go off alone and do their private thing without punishment. It’s all about privacy, and hits home how ludicrous it is for men to dictate to women about their health and sex lives.
jan 23, 2025, 3:56 pm • 12 2 • view
I'm afraid this could increase rape. Dangerous bill about stuff that's nobody's business!
jan 23, 2025, 3:08 pm • 5 0 • view
This is a political messaging bill, it isn't intended to be taken up by the legislature. It would be nice if it was debated, but that likely won't happen either.
jan 23, 2025, 6:19 pm • 3 0 • view
Of course it won't make it to the legislature, it's a bill about regulating men's bodies.
jan 23, 2025, 6:26 pm • 11 0 • view
🤣🤣
jan 23, 2025, 2:54 pm • 2 0 • view
Forced vasectomies would be more parallel and would cut down on abortions
jan 23, 2025, 5:46 pm • 127 11 • view
But wouldn't red states outlaw vasectomies? This is all so confusing. 😂
jan 23, 2025, 11:21 pm • 0 1 • view
I would support this..
jan 23, 2025, 6:40 pm • 45 2 • view
The USA has a history of forced sterilization.
jan 24, 2025, 6:07 am • 1 0 • view
And make viagra, cyalis, etc...illegal too.
jan 23, 2025, 8:19 pm • 8 1 • view
This. God said what he said when you couldn’t get it up, Chad. You’re not meant to do it anymore
jan 23, 2025, 10:23 pm • 3 1 • view
I think the equivalent to those drugs for women would have to be lube right? Random thought lol
jan 23, 2025, 10:04 pm • 4 1 • view
Surely, those who would be against this, yet speak in My name would be familiar with the story of Onan?
jan 23, 2025, 2:25 pm • 1 0 • view
I love this for them.
jan 23, 2025, 1:49 pm • 6 0 • view
Absolutely a Green Flag. Thank you kind sir for doing the good work. If they want to regulate our bodies, then we need to regulate their bodies and see how much they like that.
jan 23, 2025, 1:48 pm • 12 0 • view
Prison bound. Good luck lads!
jan 23, 2025, 2:02 pm • 3 0 • view
Make sure you keep it in your pants in prison, otherwise it could be a life sentence. 🤷😂
jan 23, 2025, 2:53 pm • 1 0 • view
My wife showed me this last night and she couldn’t stop laughing. Can we please get an IQ test and a drug test for politicians?
jan 23, 2025, 2:17 pm • 29 1 • view
It’s a protest bill. Relax
jan 23, 2025, 2:31 pm • 9 1 • view
But this is really what they think about!
jan 23, 2025, 4:33 pm • 0 0 • view
A bill that does nothing but make people look foolish. Just more political theater. Tired of elected officials pulling stunts instead of actual governance for the good of the people.
jan 23, 2025, 2:36 pm • 1 0 • view
It only makes people that want to limit/take away women's reproductive rights with draconian bills look foolish. You may call it a stunt, others call it making a valid point.
jan 24, 2025, 12:57 am • 1 0 • view
Oh, I agree, it’s not just a stunt
jan 24, 2025, 2:37 am • 1 0 • view
This bill makes a valid point, that ALL regulation of procreation is loaded onto women and men, as usual, escape scot free. That you deliberately and entirely miss that point is very telling indeed, and shows that you are the foolish one here, not the framer of this bill.
jan 23, 2025, 2:44 pm • 17 0 • view
Bullshit. This bill is a waste of taxpayers time and money. The problem in this country is we don't choose who we procreate with. We just fuck away and deal with the consequences.
jan 23, 2025, 4:21 pm • 1 0 • view
The problem in this country is that men like you think they are the only ones who are entitled to decide with whom women can procreate, and when, and how, and women are allowed no say in the matter whatsoever.
jan 23, 2025, 6:40 pm • 3 0 • view
Oh yeah... 🖕
jan 23, 2025, 10:06 pm • 0 0 • view
Is that right? You don't know me at all. Married 27 years have 2 sons and never once aborted a child. I planned my family. They weren't fucking accidents like you probably were. Shit stain!
jan 23, 2025, 10:06 pm • 0 0 • view
Take a chill pill dude, no need to resort to name calling like this!
jan 24, 2025, 12:53 am • 1 0 • view
Do you invent random nonsense about total strangers as a job of work, or just to make a fool of yourself on social media?
jan 23, 2025, 11:56 pm • 1 0 • view
So the use of the people’s taxes to create a bill that will do absolutely nothing is not only foolish but in reality does nothing to protect the rights of women in our country. Give me a break. The bullshit political theater needs to stop.
jan 23, 2025, 3:43 pm • 0 0 • view
Why will it "...do absolutely nothing..."? The fact that you are completely outraged by it is something positive it's done already. I love to see folks like you reveal yourselves. It's past time for men to step up and show some responsibility for your ejaculations.
jan 23, 2025, 3:53 pm • 3 0 • view
My reveal I have 5 sisters a wife and a daughter.I have defended them all at some point ,stopped a woman from being raped by two men in a parking garage when I was 15.I have walked picket lines and protests.Besides judging people that you don’t know what have you done to protect rights of others?
jan 23, 2025, 6:45 pm • 0 0 • view
Oh good, now it’s a dick measuring contest
jan 23, 2025, 6:50 pm • 1 0 • view
Not even close.
jan 23, 2025, 6:52 pm • 0 0 • view
And now you want women to give you a cookie and pat you on your little head. But I have a question. Defended them from whom? From men? Every time? Would that be correct? Then why are you SO opposed to holding men responsible for their dicks?
jan 23, 2025, 6:58 pm • 4 0 • view
I live in the real world.You question my reasoning about the post and continued on to pass judgement.I promoted women in the trades,first journey woman in my local was my partner for two years.My former apprentice is like a sister to me.You pass judgment on people without knowing where they stand.
jan 23, 2025, 7:25 pm • 1 0 • view
I had the same reaction!
jan 23, 2025, 2:29 pm • 3 0 • view
Millions of teenage boys across the country could soon be criminals!
jan 23, 2025, 3:14 pm • 8 0 • view
Because without intent to procreate, they are also endangering the life of the woman
jan 23, 2025, 2:17 pm • 6 0 • view
And just like that every man in Mississippi just became a strong democrat. 😅
jan 23, 2025, 2:24 pm • 25 0 • view
Or a emboldened rapist…
jan 23, 2025, 4:24 pm • 4 0 • view
This part. No accountability, they won’t give a fuck. We can’t even get them to believe we are sexually assaulted.
jan 23, 2025, 4:48 pm • 4 0 • view
This is the kind of legislation we need!!
jan 23, 2025, 4:38 pm • 1 0 • view
The pride in his bill is infectious. Good on him! 🙄 😂🤣 America - run by imbeciles, for imbeciles. My baby lives in Rolla, Missouri and I constantly worry about her. I hope you run for office.
jan 23, 2025, 3:10 pm • 1 0 • view
ICE will be breaking into houses with blacklights....
jan 23, 2025, 1:38 pm • 9 0 • view
This author is on our team for sure
jan 23, 2025, 1:32 pm • 7 0 • view
Demolition man never seemed so real 😂 the headbands 😂
jan 23, 2025, 3:55 pm • 1 0 • view
I want to know who's going to be present and check to see if the bill has been violated? 😂
jan 23, 2025, 1:30 pm • 5 0 • view
I guess the spy or spies significant others; paid for by the state to snoop and report…
jan 23, 2025, 1:53 pm • 4 0 • view
Oh this is good 🤣🤣🤣
jan 24, 2025, 11:58 am • 1 0 • view
This is hilarious
jan 23, 2025, 3:40 pm • 4 0 • view
😂🤣😂
jan 23, 2025, 3:12 pm • 0 0 • view
It's about damn time
jan 23, 2025, 4:10 pm • 0 0 • view
😂😂
jan 23, 2025, 3:01 pm • 0 0 • view
Legally Blonde writers are cackling now
jan 23, 2025, 1:46 pm • 7 0 • view
So logically a wet dream would be murder?
jan 23, 2025, 1:26 pm • 395 7 • view
Every sperm is sacred!
jan 23, 2025, 2:59 pm • 14 1 • view
🎶🎵 God gets quite irate!
jan 23, 2025, 3:47 pm • 4 1 • view
Luv Monty Python.
jan 23, 2025, 4:01 pm • 2 0 • view
Involuntary manslaughter
jan 23, 2025, 6:42 pm • 0 0 • view
UhOh
jan 23, 2025, 2:28 pm • 2 0 • view
Reckless abandonment
jan 23, 2025, 2:11 pm • 11 1 • view
Yes - learn to control it, don’t dream, etc
jan 23, 2025, 1:51 pm • 2 0 • view
All men should be sent to the ICC on genocide charges.
jan 23, 2025, 4:11 pm • 3 0 • view
There's going to be a lot of blue balled teenagers!
jan 23, 2025, 3:51 pm • 0 0 • view
If it’s not voluntary, they can’t make a first degree charge stick. Not sticky at all.
jan 23, 2025, 4:50 pm • 0 1 • view
Impure thoughts, that would be an infraction.
jan 23, 2025, 5:59 pm • 1 0 • view
No, that would be manslaughter, unless the wet dream was intentional.
jan 23, 2025, 3:12 pm • 0 0 • view
No because in a wet dream you think you are going to fertilize an egg. The body thinks so. Intention is everything.
jan 23, 2025, 5:17 pm • 0 0 • view
Not murder, but a 'spilling genetic material' crime.
jan 23, 2025, 3:28 pm • 0 1 • view
Thinking this is involuntary manslaughter.
jan 23, 2025, 3:38 pm • 0 1 • view
Mass murder
jan 23, 2025, 1:30 pm • 355 2 • view
Wanking for mass destruction
jan 23, 2025, 3:31 pm • 1 0 • view
On a genocidal level.
jan 23, 2025, 3:28 pm • 0 0 • view
🤣
jan 23, 2025, 5:13 pm • 0 0 • view
🤣🤣
jan 23, 2025, 2:17 pm • 3 0 • view
🤣
jan 23, 2025, 5:20 pm • 0 0 • view
Don't do the crime if you don't want to do the time.
jan 23, 2025, 1:35 pm • 204 4 • view
Don’t toss your slime if you can’t do the time.
jan 23, 2025, 3:22 pm • 130 0 • view
Sharing your words. Tia!
jan 23, 2025, 4:23 pm • 9 0 • view
don't grab your pickle if you can't do a nickel.
jan 23, 2025, 5:38 pm • 6 0 • view
THIS is the content I need. 👌
jan 23, 2025, 7:08 pm • 3 0 • view
🤣🤣🤣
jan 23, 2025, 6:23 pm • 2 0 • view
So wet dreams, masturbating, and using a condom would all be outlawed under this bill. Which means sales of vaseline and Trojans will plummet, and sexually transmitted diseases will skyrocket. Women need to start carrying pepper spray and tasers. And pack firearms.
jan 23, 2025, 3:12 pm • 5 0 • view
Wouldn't be anything different for us. They already don't wear condoms
jan 23, 2025, 4:13 pm • 2 0 • view
They already have to .
jan 23, 2025, 4:07 pm • 2 0 • view
Yes, they should be. My wife and I already carry pepper spray in our cars.
jan 23, 2025, 4:16 pm • 0 0 • view
Contraception? Where does MS rank for education?
jan 23, 2025, 1:32 pm • 5 0 • view
It’s about damn time!
jan 23, 2025, 2:03 pm • 4 0 • view
Life begins at 2nd base 🤣
jan 23, 2025, 1:28 pm • 11 0 • view
They placed a bunch of restrictions on abortion in the name of safety. They should do the same for Viagra. Men who need it often have heart problems so make them get extensive tests before prescribing to "save lives."
jan 23, 2025, 2:51 pm • 9 0 • view
Turnabout is fair play. Unfortunately, the right wing has never understood satire.
jan 23, 2025, 4:11 pm • 3 0 • view
Make them have a vasectomy until they are ready to procreate?
jan 23, 2025, 1:30 pm • 10 0 • view
And have to get written permission from their wives and moms beforehand.
jan 23, 2025, 1:54 pm • 10 0 • view
Headline: Man sentenced to life in prison for illegal nocturnal emission.
jan 23, 2025, 1:32 pm • 10 0 • view
😂😂😂 trying to laugh quietly so the kids don't ask what's so funny.
jan 23, 2025, 3:03 pm • 3 1 • view
So, if a man goes to jail for jacking off, and continues to jack off in his jail cell, do that increase his sentence? Just idle curiosity on this most insane Thursday morning.
jan 23, 2025, 3:13 pm • 1 0 • view
Huge ick factor.
jan 23, 2025, 2:27 pm • 2 0 • view
Seems fair to me.
jan 23, 2025, 2:13 pm • 9 0 • view
Except an embryo is already fertilized. I do appreciate the gesture but he sounds stupid not knowing this simple fact. Replace the word embryo with egg and it works.
jan 23, 2025, 2:27 pm • 5 0 • view
Nocturnal emissions could cost a pretty penny.
jan 23, 2025, 3:25 pm • 8 0 • view
Stop 🤣 I can’t with these people
jan 23, 2025, 4:29 pm • 1 0 • view
Is this for real?
jan 23, 2025, 4:50 pm • 0 0 • view
I think it’s brilliant even if it goes nowhere
jan 23, 2025, 1:42 pm • 19 0 • view
I know it's a Democrat clowning on the Republicans but it wouldn't be surprising if Republicans seriously considered it. They have some serious hangups with sex or pleasure and definitely with the combination of the two.
jan 23, 2025, 6:52 pm • 8 0 • view
It would be hilarious if they vote for it.
jan 24, 2025, 12:04 am • 1 0 • view
Only when it’s women or anyone with an alternative lifestyle. Straight men reign supreme, particularly white ones who are Christian Nationalists.
jan 23, 2025, 7:09 pm • 1 0 • view
Only sex on the woman's part. Maybe they should all turn gay since they think it's a choice.
jan 23, 2025, 8:32 pm • 4 0 • view
So much for fertility testing, or nocturnal emissions.
jan 23, 2025, 2:23 pm • 2 0 • view
Yeah good luck stopping that
jan 23, 2025, 1:12 pm • 0 0 • view
keep that same energy whenever they come for women’s bodies.
jan 23, 2025, 2:44 pm • 11 1 • view
Absolutely I have been every since the insurrectionist supreme court unconstitutionally overturned Roe vs Wade
jan 23, 2025, 3:08 pm • 3 0 • view
Does this mean swat raids on the bedrooms of teenage boys and their socks? Women everywhere:😂😂😂😂
jan 23, 2025, 3:53 pm • 19 0 • view
So...no masturbating, boys.🤣
jan 23, 2025, 2:37 pm • 4 0 • view
Finally someone who understands how men share in the creation of a baby & have equal responsibility.
jan 24, 2025, 2:15 am • 13 1 • view
an argument used in Legally Blonde.
jan 23, 2025, 3:35 pm • 0 0 • view
Hey, it's Mississippi. Good Afternoon my lovely friend. Happy Thursday 🙏❣️
jan 23, 2025, 6:03 pm • 1 0 • view
JFC, these people get more ridiculous by the minute. Note to all teenage boys — no more socks for you!
jan 23, 2025, 3:06 pm • 1 1 • view
jan 23, 2025, 4:34 pm • 2 0 • view
Omg...
jan 23, 2025, 2:27 pm • 1 0 • view
Oops guys you just committed murder when you masturbate? Keep it in your pants or else
jan 23, 2025, 2:52 pm • 1 0 • view
Oh, come now…
jan 23, 2025, 3:36 pm • 1 0 • view
Is there a hotline I can call to turn them in? Maybe collect some money? Cause, oohhh boy, do I have a list!
jan 23, 2025, 8:38 pm • 15 0 • view
The mental disease of the right wing is headed straight for mental institutions.
jan 23, 2025, 3:13 pm • 1 0 • view
Excellent! It used to be known as onanism and it’s only fair that this murderous practice be outlawed. There’s even Biblical justification for it, see Genesis 38: 9, 10. The Christo-fascists ought to appreciate that; they love to cherry pick scripture.
jan 23, 2025, 2:11 pm • 2 0 • view
I wish I could content tag my posts but... Gay men with breeding kink should be safe. Sure, they might not achieve their goal, but they can keep trying.
jan 23, 2025, 1:31 pm • 2 0 • view
I would love to see democratic women in office in every state create a version of this bill.
jan 23, 2025, 7:46 pm • 4 0 • view
I’m so glad there are no important issues in a state with a high volume of porn internet searches.
jan 23, 2025, 1:43 pm • 4 1 • view
i thought this was from The Onion.
jan 23, 2025, 3:56 pm • 0 0 • view
Good old Onan 😂
jan 23, 2025, 2:06 pm • 0 0 • view
Is it ironic you would have to be a jerkoff to consider this to be serious legislation…?
jan 23, 2025, 7:39 pm • 0 0 • view
Oh,oh. Honestly, I only have the Playboy magazines for the articles.
jan 24, 2025, 6:38 am • 0 0 • view
And actually, an embryo only exists *after* fertilization has taken place.
jan 23, 2025, 1:46 pm • 0 0 • view
No more whacking off, guys.
jan 23, 2025, 1:45 pm • 5 1 • view
Are there too many males masterbating in Mississippi? 😂😂
jan 23, 2025, 4:05 pm • 2 0 • view
Are you fucking kidding me
jan 23, 2025, 3:27 pm • 4 0 • view
Do it #mississippi!
jan 23, 2025, 3:05 pm • 3 0 • view
Every sperm is special
jan 23, 2025, 1:38 pm • 4 0 • view
Elle Woods had it right!! 😂🤣
jan 23, 2025, 4:14 pm • 2 0 • view
Entertaining but keep in mind a monthly period discharges an egg or two.
jan 23, 2025, 3:44 pm • 2 0 • view
And here was me thinking that sperms just started growing arms and legs.
jan 23, 2025, 3:51 pm • 2 0 • view
This gets funnier every time I read it!!!💙😁🐢💙
jan 23, 2025, 4:24 pm • 0 0 • view
I love this. Let’s see what men think think about having their bodies controlled.
jan 25, 2025, 1:10 am • 1 0 • view
about time the other 50% of the embryo forming population is called out. bravo. and how many teenaged boys can you cram into one tiny cell, cause the wind blows the wrong way and ...lol
jan 23, 2025, 2:22 pm • 5 0 • view
So much for adolescence, eh ? LOL
jan 23, 2025, 2:58 pm • 2 0 • view
Better cover those computer cameras up big brother watching
jan 23, 2025, 2:08 pm • 0 0 • view
So, like the former Boy Scouts manual, masturbation by males is not permitted.
jan 23, 2025, 3:51 pm • 6 0 • view
But, I have the badge!
jan 23, 2025, 8:37 pm • 0 0 • view
jan 23, 2025, 1:53 pm • 1 0 • view
So will this justify rape? Next up, a menstruating woman discharged her genetic material each period and should be fined.
jan 23, 2025, 2:25 pm • 1 0 • view
Once the egg is no longer attached & in the body, it is no longer viable. Sperm live much longer outside. Also, this is a protest bill because all body regulations are only for women. Men would never vote to regulate their own bodies. But I first thought about the rape issue too.
jan 23, 2025, 3:56 pm • 1 0 • view
So since it doesn’t specify who is releasing the genetic material, what about those sneaky eggs containing genetic material that go wandering out? Are women supposed to magically retain them if they aren’t intending to create an embryo??
jan 23, 2025, 2:07 pm • 9 0 • view
wow. you just gave them an idea! we'll ALL be criminals! but they'll set us at liberty us with a conditional release, that we bow down and do the dirty ANY TIME they want.
jan 23, 2025, 7:27 pm • 1 0 • view
Eggs can only be fertilized inside of the fallopian tubes. Once it’s out in the wild, it’s no longer viable. Sperm are viable for several minutes out in the open air, and up to 5 days inside of a woman looking for the egg.
jan 23, 2025, 2:49 pm • 7 0 • view
Yes and my point is that women do not have any way to control the release of this genetic material and under this proposed law, that could be problematic.
jan 23, 2025, 3:12 pm • 1 0 • view
The whole point of the law is to be problematic, because it’s highlighting how problematic the laws already are against women.
jan 23, 2025, 4:01 pm • 5 0 • view
Men also don't always have control over it, as in the case of nocturnal emissions.
jan 23, 2025, 3:57 pm • 0 0 • view
It’s almost like when women don’t have control over being forcefully impregnated against their will, but still have to bear the consequences.
jan 23, 2025, 4:36 pm • 2 0 • view
It is so awful, it took me a minute to find the right response. Thank you for speaking about reality so others can see it.
jan 23, 2025, 5:08 pm • 2 0 • view
jan 23, 2025, 5:21 pm • 4 0 • view
"I had intent to fertilize an embryo, but I couldn't find a willing partner.
jan 23, 2025, 4:19 pm • 1 0 • view
😂
jan 23, 2025, 4:04 pm • 1 0 • view
Sweet dreams.
jan 23, 2025, 3:19 pm • 1 0 • view
So there you jack-offs!😜
jan 23, 2025, 5:55 pm • 6 0 • view
how is this even possible?? the dumbass @heritage idiocrats set a piece of paper in front of the moron so he could drag a pen across a line on it that creates every single person in their version of ‘murrikkka, female. 🤔 & mississippi is stoopid & they tawk slooow. … only the best {whatever} 🙄
jan 24, 2025, 12:50 am • 0 0 • view
If you look at sperm cell and an egg.. who is swimming around and has an actual plan, to "invade" 😂
jan 23, 2025, 2:35 pm • 4 0 • view
Back to the Dark Ages.
jan 23, 2025, 6:22 pm • 2 0 • view
Who’s checking on this? This is less government? Keep the government out of your pants
jan 23, 2025, 2:58 pm • 1 0 • view
jan 23, 2025, 8:14 pm • 0 0 • view
HAHAHAHA, fabulous.
jan 23, 2025, 2:04 pm • 0 0 • view
Finally! 😂
jan 23, 2025, 2:18 pm • 0 0 • view
This is hilarious
jan 23, 2025, 10:58 pm • 1 0 • view
Cue the sound of millions of incels wailing...
jan 23, 2025, 2:23 pm • 3 0 • view
Are yall men okay with no mastrubation, no getting off without making babies, no mutual handy's?
jan 23, 2025, 7:09 pm • 0 0 • view
Monitoring should be easy
jan 23, 2025, 6:43 pm • 0 0 • view
I’m here for it! Men’s bodies should be treated as fairly as women’s. Will there be an app to track the discharge?
jan 24, 2025, 2:57 am • 10 0 • view
🤣🤣 sperm trackers united
jan 24, 2025, 12:00 pm • 2 0 • view
Certainly, this bill will be a hit with the misogynist pigs in the GOP.
jan 23, 2025, 5:02 pm • 1 0 • view
This is awesome, probably won’t make it to the floor for a vote but it gets the point across.
jan 23, 2025, 5:36 pm • 2 0 • view
About time! Criminalize teenage boys as well as girls.
jan 23, 2025, 1:15 pm • 18 0 • view
All men. Porn is not just a teenage thing. And all women are bearing the burden of being held responsible for all male failures.
jan 23, 2025, 2:02 pm • 11 0 • view
Sure, porn is forever, but masturbation really tails off in your twenties, for most of us. And that’s what this is about. And “all” is such a big word, don’t you think?
jan 23, 2025, 3:10 pm • 1 0 • view
Nope, this is about the absurdity of deeming sex to be only about procreation, & holding women responsible for the ‘honor’ of the species while men ‘have needs’. This isn’t about masturbation but about men’s responsibility for the creation of children.
jan 23, 2025, 3:21 pm • 13 0 • view
That’s true, but the vehicle here is about using manly masturbation as a way to hammer home that point. It won’t pass, because the White Man’s Nazi Party will shout it down, but maybe, just possibly it will plant a seed or two (so to speak). Let’s see what gestates.
jan 23, 2025, 4:00 pm • 5 0 • view
Hope springs eternal! Lol!
jan 23, 2025, 4:42 pm • 2 0 • view
Dark ages here we come..
jan 23, 2025, 3:44 pm • 1 0 • view
So, prosecute for wet dreams? 🤪
jan 23, 2025, 3:17 pm • 1 0 • view
jan 23, 2025, 3:41 pm • 0 0 • view
It’s about damn time! All of this is absurdity so why not add men into the equation as is appropriate!!
jan 23, 2025, 1:50 pm • 26 0 • view
Yep. It takes two...
jan 23, 2025, 3:04 pm • 5 0 • view
It takes two to fertilize an egg. The man is free to depart thereafter.
jan 23, 2025, 3:48 pm • 4 0 • view
Which is a big part of this whole problem! Too easy for the men to spill and split with no accountability for conception!
jan 23, 2025, 5:02 pm • 2 0 • view
Also, too easy for men to claim ownership over women's bodies.
jan 23, 2025, 5:07 pm • 3 0 • view
Yeah remember the slogan “ your body my choice”! It’s jarring that body autonomy for women is even an argument!!!!!
jan 23, 2025, 5:11 pm • 3 0 • view
I've heard Alabama legislators speak about abortion. It never occurred to them that the State should not control women's reproductive organs. We are like livestock to them.
jan 23, 2025, 5:15 pm • 5 0 • view
Um, embryo? Their genius apparent.
jan 23, 2025, 1:39 pm • 0 0 • view
Now that is a bill that will go nowhere, because how dare they try to control men’s bodies Oh the irony!
jan 23, 2025, 5:12 pm • 2 0 • view
I live the energy of the bill though I feel like senate needs to introduce a bill for mandatory vasectomies nationwide 🤷🏻♀️
jan 23, 2025, 5:15 pm • 2 0 • view
Wtfffffff this is so scary.
jan 23, 2025, 2:00 pm • 3 0 • view
I hope Pornhub gets in on this….
jan 23, 2025, 3:34 pm • 0 0 • view
jan 23, 2025, 5:00 pm • 1 0 • view
I’d love it to pass! Men need to know what it feels like to have your body regulated.
jan 23, 2025, 11:06 pm • 11 0 • view
YES! It’s about time! Girls are always the ones who are held accountable & forced to be penalized for creation of unwanted fetuses.
jan 24, 2025, 2:20 am • 1 0 • view
Personally I think we should go farther and order all humans executed
jan 24, 2025, 2:30 am • 1 0 • view
The level of petty… highly recommend. 50 out of 10. 🤣👏🏻🤣
jan 23, 2025, 2:16 pm • 32 0 • view
Not sure if he's a feminist, or he's been watching too much Legally Blonde. Maybe both.
jan 23, 2025, 6:14 pm • 0 0 • view
These people have lost their fucking minds.
jan 23, 2025, 3:17 pm • 1 1 • view
Onanism is not permitted
jan 23, 2025, 2:50 pm • 0 0 • view
Brilliant
jan 23, 2025, 10:20 pm • 1 0 • view
Also need mandatory vasectomies
jan 23, 2025, 11:15 pm • 8 0 • view
I don’t think the bill specified a HUMAN embryo. Sooooo….next you’ll be hearing “They’re fucking the cats! They’re fucking the dogs!”
jan 23, 2025, 4:46 pm • 84 3 • view
Lmfaoooo ☠️
jan 23, 2025, 6:10 pm • 7 0 • view
OMG! made me laugh 😆 Of course I imagined it in Orange Shit Stains voice.
jan 23, 2025, 5:52 pm • 1 0 • view
As I intended!
jan 24, 2025, 2:42 pm • 0 0 • view
🤣
jan 24, 2025, 2:43 pm • 0 0 • view
Watch out for the sheep....baaaaaa
jan 23, 2025, 8:19 pm • 9 0 • view
I know nothing about farm animals but my guess is that sheep might be amiable. I think there’s gonna be some serious injuries if goats or horses are in the picture.
jan 24, 2025, 2:41 pm • 0 0 • view
I can’t love this more!
jan 23, 2025, 2:06 pm • 2 0 • view
Don't shoot, shoot, shoot that thing at me....
jan 23, 2025, 7:05 pm • 0 0 • view
Ope. Boys will have to start doing their own laundry.
jan 23, 2025, 4:15 pm • 41 0 • view
Oh wouldn't that be funny if the partner in their lives got to turn them in to the authorities?? Lol
jan 23, 2025, 6:24 pm • 15 0 • view
Or their mother 😆
jan 24, 2025, 2:05 am • 2 0 • view
Oh!! The best right there!
jan 24, 2025, 11:01 am • 2 0 • view
A welcome secondary gain!
jan 23, 2025, 8:45 pm • 1 0 • view
🤣
jan 23, 2025, 5:25 pm • 1 0 • view
That wording criminalizes menstruation
jan 23, 2025, 5:18 pm • 1 0 • view
🤣😡🤣
jan 23, 2025, 1:38 pm • 1 0 • view
If one has a vasectomy, you’re OK though right? 😂😂
jan 23, 2025, 2:02 pm • 5 0 • view
Hey guys it still feels great after you get your tubes tied! In case your wondering!
jan 23, 2025, 4:35 pm • 5 0 • view
In a world where people are dying from war ,starvation, rampant diseases! And we are talking about some guy jerking off his DGM ? We need to fine a life raft!
jan 23, 2025, 4:32 pm • 0 0 • view
Well I have to hand it to him for making men 50% responsible. Not entirely sure how that law would be policed and or enforced, but it’s pretty funny. No more flogging the bishop just for fun
jan 23, 2025, 2:21 pm • 3 0 • view
LOVE THIS. It’s a deliberate FU to the boys in power! 🤣🤣🤣
jan 23, 2025, 3:00 pm • 22 0 • view
And ban erectile dysfunction drugs…because if g@d wanted you to have an erection . . .
jan 23, 2025, 1:40 pm • 6 0 • view
Hahaha. 😝
jan 23, 2025, 7:45 pm • 0 0 • view
Yikes! Does that include spitting? 🤪
jan 23, 2025, 4:10 pm • 0 0 • view
It's about gotdamn time!!!
jan 23, 2025, 2:10 pm • 1 0 • view
Oh shades of Legally Blonde!
jan 23, 2025, 5:43 pm • 1 0 • view
Didn't Elle Woods already make the case the masturbatory emissions could be considered reckless abandonment?
jan 23, 2025, 8:28 pm • 85 1 • view
I came here to make the same comment!
jan 23, 2025, 9:26 pm • 11 0 • view
Great minds 😄 I thought of it immediately!!!! 🩷
jan 23, 2025, 9:27 pm • 8 0 • view
Hell yeah she did
jan 23, 2025, 11:44 pm • 3 0 • view
jan 24, 2025, 12:47 am • 4 0 • view
So, if male has a wet dream he can be in legal hot water?
jan 23, 2025, 5:07 pm • 1 0 • view
Is there a food or beverage that made some Americans so stupid and hateful? Diet coke? Hmmm
jan 23, 2025, 4:30 pm • 0 0 • view
Since they're also banning porn I don't think it will matter.
jan 23, 2025, 3:58 pm • 7 0 • view
How fucking stupid are these people?
jan 23, 2025, 6:07 pm • 1 0 • view
What gender is an ejaculation?
jan 23, 2025, 2:19 pm • 14 0 • view
Crazy stuff going on. What has happened to the compassion and caring by so many US citizens?! 😥🇺🇸
jan 23, 2025, 2:23 pm • 1 0 • view
Female see Trump's new decree :- everyone is female now gender is assigned at conception it's only part way through embryonic development that male organs develop so everyone is female.
jan 23, 2025, 2:32 pm • 33 0 • view
I do know that but the orange rapist doesn’t.
jan 23, 2025, 11:00 pm • 0 0 • view
Exactly. Even carrying an XY can be assigned female. Testosterone insensitivity syndrome.
jan 23, 2025, 3:17 pm • 6 0 • view
jan 23, 2025, 3:51 pm • 0 0 • view
Xy can give birth pmc.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/articles/PMC...
jan 23, 2025, 4:07 pm • 1 0 • view
Female of course.
jan 23, 2025, 3:00 pm • 0 0 • view
So, during Prohibition, people would have to go to speakeasies to drink…I guess we’ll see a bunch of wankeasies popping up if that bill passes…🤣🤣🤣
jan 23, 2025, 6:53 pm • 1 0 • view
That is one of the most ridiculous things I have ever heard in my 68 years! Every male on this planet from the moment he became aware of pleasure has masturbated & they want a law preventing them from doing so? No man will put up with that, cause it’s about them! That is a riot!!
jan 23, 2025, 3:56 pm • 2 0 • view
It's almost as if laws about women are equally insane, huh? Get it?
jan 23, 2025, 4:22 pm • 3 0 • view
It’s times like these Bluesky needs a laugh emoji.
jan 24, 2025, 12:02 am • 13 0 • view
Ah. Going after the men now. So you not only go blind… you now go to jail too.
jan 23, 2025, 2:02 pm • 5 0 • view
“But judge, she said she was using a contraceptive.”
jan 23, 2025, 5:28 pm • 2 0 • view
Because when it comes right down to it, the women always get blamed don’t they?
jan 23, 2025, 5:29 pm • 3 0 • view
Love this!!
jan 23, 2025, 2:09 pm • 0 0 • view
This is NOT satire? I need a new planet.
jan 23, 2025, 1:11 pm • 36 0 • view
I think the bill was introduced more as a statement to show how insane laws against women are
jan 23, 2025, 1:19 pm • 125 0 • view
Exactly.
jan 23, 2025, 2:20 pm • 13 0 • view
Yes, and using religion to up the trolling ante is priceless!
jan 23, 2025, 3:18 pm • 1 0 • view
It’s a Democrat being absolutely hilarious. Senator Bradford Blackmon
jan 23, 2025, 1:30 pm • 40 1 • view
That's clever, but there are a significant number of Republicans who would vote for this non-ironically.
jan 23, 2025, 1:48 pm • 6 0 • view
Republicans would NOT vote for a bill that regulates men’s bodies.
jan 23, 2025, 3:19 pm • 4 0 • view
We can hope. I mean let’s regulate bodily autonomy equally. Enforcement would be impossible, but it’s an appropriate gesture the right direction.
jan 23, 2025, 3:18 pm • 2 0 • view
My first reaction was to look for "The Onion" logo.
jan 23, 2025, 6:08 pm • 0 0 • view
Early nomination for the 2025 Darwin Awards spotted!
jan 23, 2025, 2:44 pm • 1 0 • view
how the fuck will this even be enforced?! Jesus christ these fucking old guys GOTTA GO!
jan 24, 2025, 7:17 pm • 2 0 • view
"Every sperm is sacred, every sperm is great. If a sperm gets wasted, God gets quite irate." Monty Python
jan 23, 2025, 5:23 pm • 6 0 • view
🤣🤣🤣🤣
jan 23, 2025, 2:58 pm • 2 0 • view
HAHAHAHAHAH! Okay..
jan 23, 2025, 2:22 pm • 0 0 • view
So NOW they are also trying to control a MAN'S BODY. How's it feel, MAGA bros? Welcome to OUR world.... Signed, Women whose bodily autonomy is under attack
jan 23, 2025, 5:01 pm • 3 1 • view
As if men needed more reasons to not want to use condoms.
jan 23, 2025, 4:34 pm • 1 0 • view
Bahahahahahaha
jan 23, 2025, 3:48 pm • 2 0 • view
But then we will get back to the real point of “pro life”, which is that it was about making babies.
jan 23, 2025, 3:06 pm • 0 0 • view
Uh-oh. Every typically-functioning 16-20 year old male is going to have nothing to do about 18 hours of every day. And that's vastly underestimating things.....
jan 23, 2025, 1:46 pm • 1 0 • view
What is he saying? That if you’ve had a hysterectomy your husband would be committing an unlawful act by having sex with you. If your beyond child rearing years you can’t lawfully have sex. Take your fucking bill and shove it straight up your pussy azzes. Not ever going to happen in my household.
jan 23, 2025, 3:56 pm • 0 0 • view
You have totally missed the point.
jan 23, 2025, 4:05 pm • 1 0 • view
No. I got the point.
jan 23, 2025, 5:11 pm • 0 0 • view
So will we have ejaculation monitors in all male persons’ bedrooms, ages preteen and up? I assume that prosecution will follow, right? I will NOT be applying for that job.
jan 23, 2025, 2:02 pm • 15 0 • view
Maybe this is the plan for getting unemployment figures down?
jan 23, 2025, 3:59 pm • 1 0 • view
LOL me neither
jan 23, 2025, 3:21 pm • 0 0 • view
Another ridiculous waste of time and money.
jan 23, 2025, 3:09 pm • 0 0 • view
Every sperm is sacred! m.youtube.com/watch?v=fUsp...
jan 23, 2025, 4:13 pm • 4 1 • view
jan 23, 2025, 8:44 pm • 2 0 • view
Oh, no! Just what we need. Maybe use the money for health care or education instead?
jan 23, 2025, 4:24 pm • 2 0 • view
Is this meant to target gay people? Obviously gay men won't have the intent to fertilize an embryo
jan 23, 2025, 2:10 pm • 3 0 • view
Mississippian here. This was put forth by a Democratic Senator to call out the Republicans for legislating women’s bodies. It is NOT targeting gay men or meant as any form of hate.
jan 23, 2025, 2:21 pm • 5 0 • view
Ah okay. That makes more sense
jan 23, 2025, 2:22 pm • 1 0 • view
What a buffoon! There truly are people that would say/do anything to get Chumpys attention. No more jerking off for you boys!! Sen. Bradford Blackmon, the bill would make it “unlawful for a person to discharge genetic material without the intent to fertilize an embryo.”
jan 23, 2025, 2:49 pm • 1 0 • view
It’s meant to show how ludicrous and draconian abortion laws are. Apparently people can’t see it unless it applies to white mean.
jan 23, 2025, 2:53 pm • 12 0 • view
This bill was put forth by a Democrat here in MS to basically call out the ridiculousness of legislation controlling women’s bodies. Some of y’all just aren’t getting it!
jan 23, 2025, 2:19 pm • 286 9 • view
It points out how ridiculous these kinds of laws can become!
jan 24, 2025, 2:22 am • 0 0 • view
Thanks. I now see the dark humor.
jan 23, 2025, 6:23 pm • 1 0 • view
Ok we are dense but i love it
jan 23, 2025, 3:50 pm • 3 0 • view
The bar is so very low … excuse us please 😂💙
jan 23, 2025, 6:33 pm • 1 0 • view
I think people get the joke 🙂
jan 23, 2025, 3:55 pm • 0 0 • view
I’m mainly talking about the folks saying this is a Republican anti-gay bill. It is not.
jan 23, 2025, 4:41 pm • 2 0 • view
If I jizz into a jar and refrigerate it that should be okay. It's preservation of life...
jan 23, 2025, 4:07 pm • 1 0 • view
Not in Alabama.
jan 23, 2025, 4:09 pm • 2 0 • view
Oh yeah, there's no human life in Alabama 🤔
jan 23, 2025, 4:11 pm • 1 0 • view
Thank you. I hate that we live in a world where I see that and say, "Yeah that sounds like Mississippi."
jan 23, 2025, 3:12 pm • 2 0 • view
Where the hell is Mister'sippi?🤣
jan 23, 2025, 8:21 pm • 0 0 • view
Ridiculousness, yes. But then apply it to men as well....
jan 23, 2025, 4:37 pm • 1 0 • view
I think people get it. Most are being sarcastic and cracking jokes.
jan 23, 2025, 3:09 pm • 91 2 • view
Oh, I just assumed he thought there are too many jerk o--s in Mississippi and he thought this might fix that.
jan 23, 2025, 6:19 pm • 1 0 • view
That may be the problem; double entendre intended regarding your last sentence.😜
jan 23, 2025, 3:39 pm • 3 0 • view
Exactly
jan 23, 2025, 3:16 pm • 2 0 • view
That’s right just think about all that ovulation going down the toilet. Should we collect rubbers and convict men 1M times? 🙄
jan 23, 2025, 5:23 pm • 1 0 • view
IIRC I was about 14 y/o when I first started to be concerned about a future where having a menstrual period could get me arrested for manslaughter....so I've been waiting about 60 years to see this version of the insanity....congrats
jan 23, 2025, 2:53 pm • 22 0 • view
Wasn't this in Legally Blonde? ☺️
jan 23, 2025, 3:30 pm • 2 0 • view
Bout time😐
jan 23, 2025, 2:30 pm • 0 0 • view
Can’t wait to see how this plays out
jan 23, 2025, 1:25 pm • 3 0 • view
Where is Elle Woods when you need her?
jan 23, 2025, 1:48 pm • 1 0 • view
Hope the new administration sets up a 800 number with 1000$ reward 😂
jan 23, 2025, 3:15 pm • 0 1 • view
I’m all for it. Turnabout and whatnot.
jan 23, 2025, 2:14 pm • 11 0 • view
📌
jan 24, 2025, 7:00 pm • 0 0 • view
So sex with a women after menopause will also be illegal? A pregnant woman? I woman who had her tubes tied?
jan 23, 2025, 4:32 pm • 6 1 • view
A woman on birth control? Wearing a condom?
jan 23, 2025, 4:32 pm • 3 0 • view
GOP aren't deep thinkers--
jan 23, 2025, 4:37 pm • 8 0 • view
Sock wankers
jan 23, 2025, 5:12 pm • 0 0 • view
Agree but I think this was done to show the hypocrisy of their stupid laws.
jan 23, 2025, 4:38 pm • 5 0 • view
😆😆😆
jan 23, 2025, 5:13 pm • 1 0 • view
I like it! And, the boys thought they would be safe in their little club.
jan 23, 2025, 2:20 pm • 1 0 • view
That’s hilarious. I know the congressman is pointing about the restrictions placed on women, & this really puts a focus on it. Men will howl like babies about this.
jan 23, 2025, 7:54 pm • 29 0 • view
Parents: watch your teenage boys or you will be paying some big fines! 😂
jan 23, 2025, 11:02 pm • 1 0 • view
Too many sperm donors as it is, they need to keep track of those critters!
jan 23, 2025, 8:18 pm • 16 0 • view
Mandatory DNA testing then
jan 24, 2025, 3:16 am • 1 0 • view
Perfect so jacking off will be illegal as will pulling out 😂
jan 23, 2025, 6:53 pm • 0 0 • view
Males are so fucked 😉 Better start saving for those fines 🤭
jan 23, 2025, 5:08 pm • 3 0 • view
Some A-level trolling there.
jan 23, 2025, 1:43 pm • 0 0 • view
@qi.com has to have this on the programme! 🤣
jan 23, 2025, 2:41 pm • 0 0 • view
Oh FFS!!
jan 23, 2025, 1:44 pm • 6 0 • view
It's a representative trying to point out how ridiculous GOP bills are! The bill specifically excludes sperm donations and "genetic material discharged using a contraceptive method intended to prevent fertilization." Basically legislating male masterbation. www.billtrack50.com/billdetail/1...
jan 23, 2025, 11:00 pm • 4 1 • view
I love this!!
jan 23, 2025, 11:01 pm • 1 0 • view
Wanker's Law.
jan 23, 2025, 3:28 pm • 29 1 • view
😂
jan 23, 2025, 4:53 pm • 2 0 • view
youtu.be/fUspLVStPbk?...
jan 23, 2025, 2:20 pm • 107 5 • view
The same tune is featured in Peaky Blinders. They sing it at funerals.
jan 23, 2025, 3:42 pm • 0 0 • view
I came looking for this (pun intended)
jan 23, 2025, 3:32 pm • 0 0 • view
Spot on
jan 23, 2025, 3:26 pm • 0 0 • view
That saved me a few seconds posting,
jan 23, 2025, 2:29 pm • 23 0 • view
Collectively it probably saved all of BSKY several hours posting At least those of us who spent a few more seconds scrolling replies before we went to retrieve that clip
jan 23, 2025, 3:25 pm • 29 0 • view
I was not one of them 😂
jan 25, 2025, 2:41 pm • 2 0 • view
Omg it immediately came to mind
jan 23, 2025, 3:02 pm • 1 0 • view
Bloody hell! I thought that was satire, but… billstatus.ls.state.ms.us/documents/20...
jan 23, 2025, 2:17 pm • 7 1 • view
... as Blackmon is a Democrat, I'm assuming that the bill itself is intended to be taken satirically.
jan 23, 2025, 2:52 pm • 22 1 • view
Yes. That does seem to be the intention behind the bill. To showcase how absurd all of the other bills that are exclusively lobbied against women are also kind of ridiculous and very pointed in one direction.
jan 23, 2025, 3:00 pm • 15 0 • view
Well at least now men will k ow what its like to have some half baked politician to be in your sex life or lack thereof
jan 23, 2025, 3:48 pm • 42 0 • view
And literally EVERYONES comments and opinions and threats as well!
jan 23, 2025, 4:15 pm • 9 0 • view
💯
jan 23, 2025, 6:51 pm • 0 0 • view
Omg my brothers would so be i jail
jan 23, 2025, 3:32 pm • 3 0 • view
I’m all for an ejaculate tax. It’s about time.
jan 23, 2025, 5:44 pm • 32 2 • view
Literally, a jac-tax...
jan 23, 2025, 6:51 pm • 16 0 • view
Lol
jan 23, 2025, 8:30 pm • 1 0 • view
They should put this tax towards women's hygiene products. Make those tax free and ummmm not gonna off us.
jan 23, 2025, 10:51 pm • 2 0 • view
America needs a good ass kicking. I'm convinced, sometime in the next 4 years, we will get our comeuppance. I am angry that Democrats laid down and allowed a Fascist dictator to run his filthy mouth like Afolf Hitler did, and turn our country into Nazi Germany.
jan 24, 2025, 2:50 pm • 2 0 • view
origin title was "We want Clean Floors"😉 sec 4 b aka "Put a Sock on It"😆 destroys purpose of the whole bill while leaving the "Act" nonpunishable 🤣
jan 23, 2025, 1:19 pm • 0 0 • view
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jan 23, 2025, 1:24 pm • 0 0 • view
What about Vance with his sofa????
jan 23, 2025, 6:43 pm • 1 0 • view
"Vance." "In the living room." "With the sofa!" There's an edition of CLUE that needs to be published.
jan 23, 2025, 8:44 pm • 1 0 • view
It is to get rid of fertility clinics, and apparently even sperm count tests. We warned people and they still voted for the Bear
jan 23, 2025, 2:41 pm • 0 0 • view
What about the 99.999% of sperm that don't actually fertilize the egg? I do wonder if the MAGA crowd will spot that this is taking the piss out of them 🙂
jan 23, 2025, 2:18 pm • 0 0 • view
With a pornhub blackout, this law should be easy to follow.
jan 23, 2025, 1:31 pm • 17 0 • view
Shouldn’t the quote be “People should get up in “hands”
jan 23, 2025, 2:49 pm • 3 0 • view
America: feel free to fire a gun anytime, anywhere but don't m*sturbate without permission
jan 23, 2025, 8:39 pm • 2 0 • view
What's the penalty for having a wet dream?
jan 23, 2025, 6:11 pm • 15 0 • view
It's OK, as long as you were dreaming about Trump
jan 23, 2025, 7:45 pm • 2 0 • view
Don't worry, he was trying to impregnate the bed.
jan 23, 2025, 6:38 pm • 11 0 • view
🤣
jan 23, 2025, 7:26 pm • 1 0 • view
JD tried to impregnate his couch.
jan 23, 2025, 9:44 pm • 5 0 • view
The Catholic Church considered this a sin. Not sure they still do; because it resulted in clogging up the confessionals? <:)
jan 23, 2025, 5:13 pm • 4 0 • view
Yep, that'll work. Who is the poor SOB having to check this violation?
jan 23, 2025, 11:33 pm • 0 0 • view
Just ignore them. They’re Mississippi, last in everything but bad ideas.
jan 23, 2025, 4:27 pm • 1 0 • view
You can't make this stupidity up!😂💙
jan 23, 2025, 2:11 pm • 4 0 • view
I have one question asking for a friend.. DOES THAT MEAN JKN OFF is outlawed😳
jan 23, 2025, 2:35 pm • 0 0 • view
Hahahahahahahahaha yes!!
jan 23, 2025, 3:34 pm • 3 0 • view
I have an idea you want to protect kids let's start in the classroom.
jan 23, 2025, 3:50 pm • 2 0 • view
Umm, women « discharge genetic material » every month. Does he know this?
jan 23, 2025, 1:25 pm • 4 0 • view
He does. The purpose of the bill is to highlight the absurdity of the right-wing bills focused on women. The legislator is a Black progressive Dem
jan 23, 2025, 1:28 pm • 21 0 • view
Hide the sofas.
jan 23, 2025, 4:00 pm • 1 0 • view
🤨🤔🤷🤦🦇💩🤪 And now we know why Mississippi is considered the stupidest state in the nation.
jan 23, 2025, 3:50 pm • 1 0 • view
Actually, this is quite brilliant, as it's only being proposed to prove a point.
jan 23, 2025, 4:06 pm • 4 0 • view
The fact that a point has to be proved at all on this is extremely sad. 🤷🤦
jan 23, 2025, 6:34 pm • 0 0 • view
I see the point. But also kinda reminds me of the nick fluentez nazi types who say stuff like "Its gay to have sex with your wife unless it's to get her pregnant" and "condoms and birth control should be illegal"
jan 23, 2025, 3:09 pm • 2 0 • view
Reckon dat not fare Explain that to a teenage boy
jan 23, 2025, 1:58 pm • 18 1 • view
Do i see a home testing for parents with unruly teen boys? A csi at home black light sperm kit?
jan 23, 2025, 2:20 pm • 29 2 • view
Son, we have a problem Forensics have found the evidence
jan 23, 2025, 2:35 pm • 37 2 • view
Believe me, you don’t need a black light .. 😂
jan 24, 2025, 12:59 am • 1 0 • view
Just check the socks under the bed
jan 23, 2025, 2:45 pm • 0 0 • view
I forgot about socks!
jan 23, 2025, 2:52 pm • 2 0 • view
♬ The (wet) dream police They live inside of my head The (wet) dream police They come to me in my bed The (wet) dream police They're coming to arrest me, oh no" ♬
jan 23, 2025, 5:06 pm • 1 0 • view
Puts all the absurdist comics to shame. Bizzaro world, thrust upon us.
jan 23, 2025, 3:16 pm • 0 0 • view
This is absurdly, not the answer to anything.🤦♀️
jan 23, 2025, 4:57 pm • 0 0 • view
Take Vances couch in for inspection. JD is a discharger without intent.
jan 23, 2025, 4:04 pm • 2 0 • view
Wait what? Just stop irresponsible penis management with male contraceptives or vasectomies. This is ridiculous!
jan 23, 2025, 1:50 pm • 0 0 • view
Nope. We tried to explain. They're not listening
jan 23, 2025, 1:53 pm • 1 0 • view
A Vasectomy would be mass murder.
jan 23, 2025, 1:56 pm • 3 0 • view
Guess the Viagra people won’t be able to send their blue pills to Mississippi.. 🤷🏻♀️🤣
jan 24, 2025, 1:54 am • 5 0 • view
You can legislate nature but that will not stop it
jan 23, 2025, 6:41 pm • 0 0 • view
This makes perfect sense.
jan 23, 2025, 1:50 pm • 0 0 • view
Blue-balled heavily-armed rednecks. What could go wrong?
jan 23, 2025, 6:19 pm • 72 2 • view
You win comment of the year!!!
jan 23, 2025, 7:00 pm • 15 0 • view
HA!!!
jan 23, 2025, 8:49 pm • 0 0 • view
The bill was proposed by a democrat as a sort of sideways criticism of the overregulation of women
jan 23, 2025, 7:52 pm • 0 0 • view
Where in hell do these brain dead scum bags come from?
jan 23, 2025, 2:49 pm • 5 0 • view
Take a breath and read the room
jan 23, 2025, 3:18 pm • 0 0 • view
Why?
jan 23, 2025, 3:22 pm • 0 0 • view
The point of the bill is to point out the hypocrisy of constantly regulating womens’ bodies in legislation.
jan 23, 2025, 3:23 pm • 1 0 • view
Ya think?
jan 23, 2025, 3:25 pm • 0 0 • view
He did this to show that men never get laws placed on their bodies. Read the article
jan 23, 2025, 2:59 pm • 20 0 • view
Evangelical and Roman Catholic churches?
jan 23, 2025, 3:50 pm • 1 0 • view
Probably so.
jan 23, 2025, 3:52 pm • 1 0 • view
Huh?????????
jan 23, 2025, 2:14 pm • 0 0 • view
No more cumsies 'til they want to make us mumsies!
jan 23, 2025, 3:27 pm • 1 0 • view
Boy am I in trouble! I'll get started on the Kleenex memes.
jan 24, 2025, 5:48 am • 3 0 • view
I would absolutely love to see them try to enforce this hahahahaha
jan 23, 2025, 2:41 pm • 2 0 • view
I could totally see this backfiring. Like, some guy would claim “r@ping her was the only way to make sure I didn’t discharge any DNA…” and the maga cult would totally uphold his defense.
jan 23, 2025, 1:54 pm • 1 0 • view
Men just need to stop being so slutty!
jan 23, 2025, 8:23 pm • 37 1 • view
Stupidest thing I’ve seen today. Just ban the ED meds to lower a lot of flags to permanent “half-shafted”.
jan 25, 2025, 1:13 am • 0 0 • view