Most Congress members ceded their power in January… Useless as tits on a boar hog.
Most Congress members ceded their power in January… Useless as tits on a boar hog.
Long before that. This rabid dog should've been put down long ago but powers that be were thinking it would all just go away. Here we are & they don't know what to do about it now. I'm seeing Noem's puffer fish face all the time in ads. Why isn't everything they've done so far everywhere to be seen?
Tits on a boar don’t get paid or have the best health coverage for doing absolutely nothing beneficial for the American people. Tits on a boar don’t use there position to enrich themselves at taxpayers expense. Literally the largest group of welfare recipients in our nation.
They want to run the government as a business & in business your don't pay workers who don't carry out what they are hired for.
They still haven't figured it out, but just wait until they find out that they're expendable. They'll all cry about how loyal they have been.
Sounds fair to me.
Taxes are paid for the betterment of the country, not to satisfy Trump's selfish desire to make war a game.
After taco & his humiliating "perade" he has to get his tough guy image back.
It's cute how some Democrats in Congress still pretend we live in a Democracy.
used to say on a bull
Yup
Democrats wringing their hands, clutching their pearls, and writing stern letters. "When they slaughtered Congress, we didn't wake up. When they blamed terrorists and suspended the Constitution, we didn't wake up then either. They said it would be temporary." Margaret Atwood, The Handmaid's Tale
Um, are you aware of who is actually in charge now? The ones voters handed all the power to? Democrats can’t run committees, set rules or even get a floor vote because fascists have taken over. Maybe spend more time electing democrats instead of chiding them for not having power.
We should stop paying them.
Exactly 👍
#2ndAmericanRevolurionNOW
Yep
Jess. You're better than this post. Please reconsider. You're a sports mom. Do you heckle and berate your team when they are losing?
I have no idea what you’re talking about
You called Dem members of Congress "useless as it's on a boar". Would you say that to your team? Is talk like that helping in the fight for our democracy?
*tits on a boar. Autocorrect!
I think that your post was meant to call out congressional Republicans but with all of the Democrat trashing going on it was taken as being yet another attack on our elected Democrats.
Jess. Kevin is right. I did interpret your post as Dem bashing. My apologies.
Like lips on a chicken 🐔
Chickens get collagen and botox injections? Oh wait.... they do.
Yup, Thune and Johnson and all the Republican fascists getting paychecks for doing absolutely jack shit.
Taco tits
They seem to have left themselves power enough to kick millions off their health insurance
And that hog done died.
And that is tits up😉
Which one of these pictures embodies dedication to the cause of freedom under our Constitution? a. Reps Nadler and Goldman politely conversing with an unarmed chud in a $30 toucan button-down, or b. unprotected citizens standing against a squad of heavily armed and aggressive ICE thugs
Jess love your saying as I often render it as this "Useless as tits on a bull." But I agree with your statement though.
perfect old expression... for those that don't have familiarity... Boars are Male, and their teats don't secrete milk.. hahahahahahaha
Overpaid tits.
I see you have met my Representative Mark " God Has A Plan " Alford of the MO 4th. He is such a yea ha goat roper from Texas.
True and Dems just write letters like that does anything.
We don’t just write letters. Millions of people are out there protesting. What do you suggest?
I’m speaking of specifically Chuck Schumer and Hakeem Jeffries. Not Dem citizens. We citizens are working our tails off marching, calling, writing Congress. It’s Congress not doing anything
Was trying to demand inspection of ICE facilities “doing nothing?” www.theguardian.com/us-news/2025...
Was that Chuck Schumer? Hakeem Jeffries?
I see, so since they didn’t do exactly what you want them to do, none of which would stop executive orders or agency closures, you want to replace them with people who will engage in political theater to make people feel better, but is no more effective? Knock yourself out. You live in New York?
Many people don’t want them as leaders of the dem caucus. I do not live in NY. They do nothing for me in my state or as leader of minority. They just write letters and vote with Rs They really haven’t pushed back against much. They seem scared to do so. Chuck especially seems weak against the Rs.
Maybe you’re seeing different news about him than I am. I’ve seen him condemning everything this administration has done and even filing suit against it. I’m not in NY and I’m not an officer in the party so I won’t have any say in the matter. His action or inaction doesn’t keep me awake at night.
I do know there was a vote he said he would vote no on and then he voted yes on and then that let the bill pass. I believe it was the save act. That makes it harder for married women to vote
I don’t think the Senate has voted on the Save Act. I would be shocked if he supported that. You may be thinking of the temporary spending bill to extend the budget for six months. He caught hell for changing his mind but I agree with his decision. Shutting down Congress only helps a dictator.
She’s right about leadership though. They must have cramps in their hands from all the letter writing.
Plus they seem to vote with the Rs on a lot of things like voting in the nominees for cabinet of orange mango tits. And voting for bills that take away our voting rights.
I am generally in favor of approving presidential nominees, but this group is so unserious I just can’t believe they’ve voted for them.
He chose them because they are yes men. Not for qualifications because they don’t have any. None have anything good to bring to the table. All worthless.
Republicans have enough votes to pass through anyone they want. Democratic votes cannot change any outcome. People often vote for nominees because they serve a cross-section of constituents, some of whom like the nominees. I know we’d all like Democrats to vote in lockstep just like republicans.
The Dems should never vote for these ghouls that are in his cabinet now. Gabbard, hagsbreath, and Noem unqualified and cannot do the job
Actually, any senator can hold up a confirmation vote.
Was filing a lawsuit suing the administration considered “not doing anything?” democrats.org/news/democra...
Oh! Well that’s too effing accurate. 💙
NOT only the republicunts but also the dnccorpwhores who preferred to play dead like jame carville suggested instead of fight back like most americans and all Progressives wanted. In jan, all hakeem jeffries and schumer want to do is write strongly worded letters and complain about not having power.
January?!? Oh, you sweet summer child. Before the middle of the last century, we didn't have police actions. We didn't have conflicts overseas. We had wars. Declared by Congress as laid out in the Constitution by founders, intent on keeping certain powers, separate and providing checks and balances.
How can we expect leadership from a congress that cares more about their personal income and keeping their seat by being emasculated yes men to a moronic wanna be dictator?
I would call them complicit, not concessional.
I am sick 😫.
they were paid off in full, Jess
Exactly our elected representatives stopped representing us
Screen doors on a submarine.
My mamaw used to say that.
Most Congress members ceded YOUR power in January... In a conspiracy and against their oaths and the Constitution.
Thank you. This was a favorite saying growing up in rural Minnesota 😂
You just reminded me of Tom Hohman's face 🫣
No The American people and The Supreme Court fucking gave Trump all the power. The American people did not show up to vote. The American people are racist. The American people gave our country to a rapist racist con-man lying fucking fraud. HOLD THE PEOPLE ACCOUNTABLE.
Hey Jess, My boss always says that last line. I thought he was making it up. I stand corrected.😊
Yep.
the racistpubliKKKLans are worse than N. Korea
perfect analogy
I think JD Vance could make use of tits on boar hog. 😂🤣😂
Or ribs on a sofa....
😂🤣😂🤣😂 huge turn on!
😂🤣😂🤣 for pleasure of course.
So did six members of SCOTUS.
I hate corrrecting. A Boar and a Hog are actually two different things.
We raised hogs. Male hogs are called boars.
Def magas, yes...there is a fire ablaze in Dem world trying to organize itself and to learn messaging...
Waiting for politicians to save us is a waste of breath…
Now yous got me all fired up to fixin me some vittles!
We have been utterly and completely failed by our elected officials. Not all of them, of course... But the ones that decided that *their* goals were more important.... Have ensured the children of our nation, OUR children, will not grow old.
I usually refer to them as “Shitler’s studio audience”
Useless as a screen door on a submarine. Useless as plugging a rathole with an apple dumpling.
Just as my grandpa used to say!
'We're writing very stern Letters'....................................
Well, expecting anything from the republicans would be naive Joni Ernst “whatever president Trump does I am fine with”
It's not like they were doing anything but making "The People" poor/sick/stupid/exposed/afraid/powerless BEFORE that.. The GOP has served at the pleasure of "The Heritage Foundation (ie the 1%ers)" for 50+ years, they just stopped playing nice at the 4 year endgame blitzkrieg to "Take it all".
Actually I addressed this issue already. We can expand that to include all of Congress
Yup. They violated their oaths to uphold the Constitution and told him, "Come on in!"
See The Onion ad in the NYT about Congressional cowardice. Right on the money.
Abso-fucking-lutely !!! also "Useless as tits on a boar hog." is one of my favorite and most used saying. Especially lately.
Screen door in a hurricane
I hadn't heard this one! Thanks for sharing it. I am going to work diligently to incorporate it into my everyday conversations!
also, screen door on a submarine was how I heard it back in the dark ages.
This one is also amazing! Thanks for sharing.
Totally agree!
Half the country did on November
Totally agree, but let's voice out the specifics: the #REPUBLICAN congress members (+ John Fetterman) ceded all of their power in January and May
MAGA Congress Members aren’t Ceding Power … They’re ENABLING Trump & His Cronies to Enrich Themselves & Their Oligarch Donors That Started when Mitch McConnell Didn’t Impeach The Traitor the First Time 🤨
….when he knew he should have.
They just gave in to the maga hate/fear machine
Or are part of it 💩
Most Democratic representatives ceded their power on Jan 7th, 2021, when they decided that a coup to prevent an elected Democratic President from entering the White House was bad, but not bad enough to punish the MAGA leaders of it. We got TV hearings, and then jack shit, now MAGA runs the show.
I don’t think many of them believed American voters would be dumb enough to reelect a convicted felon who tried to overturn an election. I certainly didn’t think people would vote for this monster again after they rejected him in 2020.
The DNC was also convinced that Hillary was inevitable in 2016. I think we lost the 2024 election with the debate. We were told Joe had a full week of debate prep, while Donald was just golfing and not prepping at all. Joe failed out of the gate in that debate, such a dissapointment.
Leading up to the debate Joe had been traveling all over Europe. It was also reported he had a cold. Regardless, a sick jet lagged Joe was a better orator than a seditious habitual liar. I blame Dems for unjustly pushing him out. He was the primary winner. Dems know how to self sabotage like no one.
It takes a horrible candidate to lose to Donald Trump. I know that goes against the current wisdom, but the GOP had been defining Hillary, and then Joe, for years and putting them into a box. There is no reason that the DNC should be choosing our candidates, sans a very healthy primary.
not to burst your bubble, I watched the first few minutes of that debate and what America saw was an old, befuddled, clueless president being pressured by a very smug, confident, asshole. Yes, Donald lied constantly, it didn't matter, he was always going to lie, Joe should have been ready to deal.
I watched too. I could barely hear Joe’s responses while trump’s were loud & clear. Let’s not forget that Tapper was moderating. We know exactly how he feels about Joe. It’s not hard to set up technical issues that intentionally make someone look bad. I heard Joe speak eloquently a few days later.
It take the assistance of Musk and Starlink for Trump to win.
My dad used to say that. And, in this case, he would be spot on!
But they're still cashing those AIPAC checks
Right! Republicans are Trump accomplices. They are all in this together. Remember. >>> This would all STOP if they objected. <<< They have now become the enemy. Treat them accordingly!
Republicans ceded the power of Congress
Please stop denigrating females.
Where did you get the phrase ‘tits on a boar hog’? My dad used to say that a lot and I’ve not heard that in years, lol. Thanks for the smiles.
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Yep.
Feckless Stephen Miller is doing all the dirty work for them.
🔥
Republicans are the ones with the power. No Democrat ceded power. They don’t have it
Sounds about right...don't forget "maga" MOSCOW AGENT GOVERNING AMERICA
I’m sure there’ll soon be a hearing.
Well put Jess 😂😂
It’s VERY telling we see Adam Schiff on the Sunday shows (doing a horrible job) and not our Democrat “leaders”. VERY FUCKING TELLING! @schumer.senate.gov @hakeem-jeffries.bsky.social
Gotta clean house!!
Yep, we are under a dictatorship. Going to be up to the people.
Just a matter of time until tits up?
Like a cockroach the OD'd on ketamine
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Or a bull.
My dad used to say that phrase!!
I would have said Useless as Tits on a Hanar but same idea.
The Legislative Branch is frustrating constituents by consistently putting their personal self interests over the will of the People. Unfortunately this is true for both parties. Case in point, @fetterman.senate.gov.
Only us Missourians say that phrase! 💙😎
It’s not Congress. It’s the Republicans.
It's weird how McConnell was so effective in the minority, but no one else knows how?
Good point. What’s your view?
Thanks for the reminder
We could save millions by eliminating Congress. It seems the legislative branch is not needed when the Executive Branch does what the hell it wants without them.
I would say possibly even more useless.
I use bull for the idiom but poh tay toe poh tah toe
They ceded their power over engaging in military operations and control of tariffs long before that. This isn’t unique to 47 and his maga loyalists. Congress must pull back all powers currently ceded to the executive branch
Absolutely true. In fact, I think we make this their "last stand." If they don't produce noticeable, substantial action on this as a whole, we fire them and get to start brand new. Like- elections in November new. What do you think, @piperformissouri.bsky.social? Anything's better than now; right?
Let's stop pretending this just happened. It's been a solid 100 year slide starting with gerrymandering away any real competition in congress, "security, emergency" power grabs from the executive, and lastly $$$ in politics. Trump was inevitable, and not going to be the last.
I haven't heard anyone say "useless as tits on a boar hog" since my dad died (1993). He'd be using it liberally now.
I like how you leave no doubt about your opinion. (I share that view but would not have come up with the same comparison)
One of my fave expressions from growing up on the Ks farm.
I just want to say thank you for using that phrase about the boar hog. My dad grew up on a farm and he uses that term often! A lot more lately.
America dies more every day......where do we get an honest man !
Certainly not in the US.
They have no backbone!
You fucking nail it!!
They rubber stamp everything their dear leader wants.
Or a whore bog. Whichever.
🤣
We watch as our rights are stripped away, one by one, under the guise of patriotism and order. We are told to trust institutions that now serve only a privileged few. We were raised to expect justice, representation, and to trust in democracy, but what do we call this catastrophe?
Gotta tell ya Miss Jess, haven’t heard that expression in a very long time!
The vet was busy neutering all of Congress and the Senate during the month of January. The orange Nazi is making new decorations for the official white house Christmas tree. They'll be gold of course.
A Tail on a man is as about useless as a Republican Member of Congress with a vote.
Microjohnson?
Missing Johnson?
Ahahahaha
Somebody has obviously never fucked a titted boar hog!
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There has never been a more neutered congress than this current one
They've be ceding their power for decades
And the Republicans want to vote on their "BIG UGLY BILL" THIS COMING WEEK! CALL ALL REPUBLICAN SENATORS!
Yup, SMDH
Yup
The white house comment line is only open Mon thru thursday from 10 am to about 4 pm eastern time 1 202 456 1111. to email www.whitehouse.gov/comment Congress might declare war, NOT the president. Why is the military complying? They do NOT have to follow illegal orders!! No to WAR!!
Correction: Most REPUBLICANS (actually ALL Republicans) in Congress ceded their power.
Now the Trump War has started, American Lawmakers are scrambling, they are very busy today. Watching stock tickers, reading market reports, making changes to retirement accounts, they are very busy and don't need to be bothered by We the People telling them; DO THEIR JOBS.
Most as in the Republicans in the majority who could end this nightmare.
January 2021…
Definitely dumber than 🐷 💩
TOABs tits on a bull
They fear the clown 🤡
Generous…Thats giving them purpose… boar hog butt crust
Just in from susan dumbass collins. Lets spin the wheel to see her emotion today. Thanks to whomever created this.
Also useless as a teat on a board hog
That’s fer dang sure!
I’m still laughing at this one from last night. Man they nailed this joke.
Amen to that! Useless as a windshield wiper on a submarine.
Or on an ice agent. Have you seen those boys titties!
Word!!!
Useless as an asshole on your elbow. i.makeagif.com/media/4-06-2...
Spot on!
Abdicated their power and authority to outside interests to further personal profits and power. While pillaging and plundering our national treasury for needless and exceedingly dangerous warmongering. Who actually voted for any of this?
Don’t disagree but would add the decline of Congress and the simultaneous rise of the Executive has been going on since we entered Viet Nam. A very slow but palpable shift to anyone with a modicum of observational skills to notice.
This was repubs who ceded power. If repubs had been willing to show any backbone to Trump. Dems would have voted against him. By majority or entirely. Nobody knew exactly what to do at first. This is entirely new in the US. Repubs were the major wimps. No matter how bad T2 was.
Or moobs on an orange TACO.
Vote them ALL OUT
100%
It’s amazing how elucidating an apt aphorism can be
Not a fair comparison.These Congress members are the worst. Teats on a boar is not entirely without purpose as they do carry the genetic information for teat number, which is an important trait passed down to their female offspring. 😁
January of 2017
most senate members ceded their power in March 2025.
Or tits on a telephone pole.
They made themselves redundant !
Such a great & useful aphorism from the heartland!
Tits on a bull…🐂. Same thing. Boomer speak.
more useless, you can make crackling bread from the boars tits...
We must recognise that we don't have a Congress anymore, the people have no representation, only the Oligarchs have it. The Republican has submitted to the orange felon, and The Democratic Party have morons for leaders that won't figth the fight that needs be fight. It's up to US!
Let’s hope we’re able to get them off to market.
Not even sure what your last sentence means but I agree. 😇
Thanks. Should have Googled.
Flies buzzing around a cow’s ass
Democrats have become post turtles. No one knows how they got there and they are completely useless.
Congress has completely abdicated their responsibilities
Screen doors on a submarine.
Hey, I'm sure there are several Republicans in congress that would find those tits VERY erotic.
I'd argue they have been gradually ceding their power long before then.
Yes, indeed! And that old saying fits soooo well
So true. (That was my mom's most used phrase.)
Well... are they..... nice tits??
They should all be shot as traitors could not have happened without them
Nope. 2016.
😁 I knew an Australian who said the same thing only he said they were on a fish.
My first husband said that all the time.
Only ONE RePube stands against a internationally illegal act of war - ZERO political consequences This is no longer a “nation” it is a autocracy; by the hand of the #gop and the #centrist #democrats
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He is a great tit.
Yup.
It’s amazing how quickly so many of them ended up on their backs, baring their throats. It’s almost as if they were already groveling and just had to roll over…
They could have stopped the tariffs but ceded their power.
Disgusting visual but absolutely correct, as always.
So if they’re not doing their jobs can we stop paying them? I feel like that would be a good place to cut some waste.
MINERS DNI, I don’t want your ore
A few Congresspersons ceded Congress's power to Trump, the rest are just stuck with it. SCOTUS slammed the lid on congressional oversight and the power to stop him with their 2024 presidential immunity decision keeping the constitution in a loop regardless of what Congress does or doesn't do.
Or syrup on dog shit.
Agree. Shame on them.
😅 My dad use to say Useless as tits on an alligator
I'm always saying (at least once a day) "he's about as useful as tits on a frog".
A herd of steers has more balls.
Please remind them that they all swore the same oath. www.congress.gov/members/find...
Congress actually ceded their power after January…of 2021.
Appropriate description. We should adopt this rather than term Congress person.