My D&D session has been DERAILED because I jokingly offered an inspiration to anyone who drew a terrible doodle of what they think the evil emperor BBEG looks like and EVERYONE decided they needed to draw him RIGHT NOW??? HELP
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THEY KEEP MUTTERING THINGS LIKE "HE HAS TO BE BEAUTIFUL" "I MADE HIM TOO FURRY BUT THAT'S OKAY I THINK" "HE'S SO SMUG" "I THINK HE HAS SLENDER TWINK SHOULDERS, DO YOU GUYS THINK HE HAS SLENDER TWINK SHOULDERS?" "WE DON'T NEED TO THINK ABOUT PROPORTIONS WE NEED HIM TO BE SLUTTY" "I'M MAKING HIM LONG"
aug 23, 2025, 2:28 am • 35 1 • view
IT'S BEEN OVER 10 MINUTES. ONE OF THEM IS STILL RENDERING HIS "JUICY EMPEROR THIGHS"
aug 23, 2025, 2:34 am • 35 1 • view
THEY ALL COLLECTIVELY DECIDED HE WAS A CENTAUR BECAUSE I JOKED ONE DAY THAT HE WAS A HORSE BOY AND INVENTED HORSES OH MY G O D S
aug 23, 2025, 2:46 am • 48 2 • view
that was the best half-hour of my life I am so full of love for my players
aug 23, 2025, 4:07 am • 33 0 • view
Your players are incredible and I love him!
aug 23, 2025, 6:43 am • 2 0 • view
I feel like the bad news is that he's definitely got to be a centaur now. But the good news is how often do you get to use a centaur as a bad guy?
aug 23, 2025, 4:40 am • 0 0 • view
I nominate “WE NEED HIM TO BE SLUTTY” for an extra Inspiration.
aug 23, 2025, 2:47 am • 4 0 • view
I gave them an extra inspiration because of this comment and they say thank you!!
aug 23, 2025, 3:03 am • 2 0 • view
You just made my night. I’m dying, laughing.
aug 23, 2025, 3:06 am • 2 0 • view
Peak D&D
aug 23, 2025, 4:20 am • 2 0 • view
Ooo, I need to do this for my current game, in which The Empire is the big bad. It's not D&D, but I've got metacurrencies to give!
aug 23, 2025, 7:14 am • 0 0 • view
(helpfully distributes colored pencils and glitter glue) Like that?
aug 23, 2025, 2:37 am • 2 0 • view
EXACTLY like that
aug 23, 2025, 3:04 am • 2 0 • view
arts an' crafts side quest <3
aug 23, 2025, 3:25 am • 1 0 • view