She stand in front of you in pictures … defending the land
She stand in front of you in pictures … defending the land
Meanwhile you in the relationship looking like a right tackle
IT TURN HER ON!!!!!
WHEN SHE WAS SCROLLING ON THE INTERNET THE SAME THING THAT STOPPED YOU 🫵🏿 STOPPED HER
“Maybe it’s cause I’m nice guy” No 🗣️ It’s because you are thick guy!!!
It speak to her loins
Solomon you are a treasure thank you
The thick make her sin engine rumble, if you will
Do you have something you should be doing at work today?
Not yet
If it was me, I would count this as work. Put it in a sermon about “who is *really* for you” 😏
[long cackle]
he’s already preaching the good word
This is his work!
👑 this is the best solomon-related reply i have EVER seen
I'm awake now, Nyasha! Is it time for me to clock in?
Please sister. Get him back on track!
@solomonmissouri.bsky.social they're upset that you're givin out their recipes. appreciate you doin the Lord's work 🤝🏾
her tenderloins?
Wilma & Fred Flintstone Lois & Peter Griffin Marge & Homer Simpson Carrie & Doug Heffernan Vivian & Philip Banks
Uncle Phil too good for this list, but I understand. We appreciators of the Fluff? We approve this lady's message...
Agreed lol I will say my mom is one such appreciator, and it ain't just the extra lbs that made my stepdad twice the man my father was
It's hard to beat "He looks warm."
i’ve died
Don't go on that Zempie. This gon' be you...
Lmfaoooo
Baby I love you for you.. and the ability to stop the Pepsi Blitz.