Toes an I ar inboscent. Hez blamink tha uzzes fur hiz badd desishuns. Hoo eet moldi lepard prindt croysand ?

There's so much to unpack in this story: a demonic croissant, a Rood Stewart pawssesion, why a demonic croissant would be in Scotland....and most impawtantly, how Flash & Toes are even thought to be involved??! Flash has been with me karaokeing for days.. #Nipfest2025

Flash is often in two places at once, so that's no alibi. Flash and Toes ran away after giving me the croissant, and their actions display guilt. Fact!

So, your story is they offered YOU the croissant? *makes notes* Did they say anything about the croissant? What was the deal with it? Did you ask for one? How did this all begin? @drfranb.bsky.social

Wez asg himz two keeb in freeza!

Flash is going to lock me in a freezer! Does that suggest innocence !

Know. Wez asg yuoze two keeb tha ROD croysand inn freeza an insted yuoze EET ITT. Thaz an yuoze prollem, know an Toes and Flash prollem.

Clearly there's been a misunderstooding But...more questions need to be askin: why keepin Rood Stewart's demon spirit? And why in a croissant? And why, @film-authority.bsky.social, would you eat a frozen croissant??

You’d have to put the first two questions to Toes, the exorcism expert. But in terms of Q3, because I was hungry.

And you thought a pawssibly pawssesed croissant was the thing to eat??

There is just too much here to unpack. I feel quite faint. 🙀🙀🙀

Iz alle verra simbel Jane. Tha critta eet an pozeshuned crosysand an nowe tri two blamink tha ma a Toes. Asg himz two sang tha yuoze somb ROD!

Always with the Rod Stewart requests, Flash, such mixed messages.

Wayt yuoze know poseshuned bye ROD?

It’s a lot, I’d be the first to admit it.

Toes claims to have the power to exorcise demons and store them in croissants. This croissant was not one of those possessed, as far as I knew.

Itz hadz furrz, lepard spodtz, an moldt, sew agin, tha fackt yuoze eet itt seemb lyk an yuoze prollem an alzo an heerink prollem. @minxyjinxy.bsky.social yuoze wuld know beleef hes threten two comb two tha ma's houz an attacc tha ma becuz hez cannut heer orr maek gud fud desishuns!

Offered by you and Toes, Flash, and you ran away afterwards!

We LOVE to see cat detectives on this site, I'm ready to be questioned by this dynamic duo!