Croysand know frozz. Hez camb two tha ma’s Nipfest cambsight an tuk itt an eet afta wez sai FREEZ THA ITT. Hez et insted ov freez.

Fake news!

What's wrong about it? You already admitted being hungry and choosing to eat the croissant. You also admitted worrying about the pawssibility of the spirit invading you. There's also evidence of a convo re freezing said croissant. The question remains: WHY EAT THE CROISSANT??

Yuoze tha Bess cattorney Jinxy!

*curtsies* Maybe @film-authority.bsky.social just needs some more good food? *grabs some leftovers from the #HWCafe at #Nipfest2025*

Dis v v gooder ideer! Dat critta hangry, needinks sum snaccs! Maybees da hims cuddel stuffie Brock and sleepings da it off, too! #Nipfest2025

Hez debinitli knead an stuffie.

Let me see.. *checks her supplies* I'm sure @hedgewatchers.bsky.social won't mind #HWCafe #Nipfest2025 @film-authority.bsky.social does that help?

Geniuser ideer!! #Nipfest2025

Thank you MinxyJinxy, I appreciate the kind thought, and feel much better as a result!

Hez debinitli knead somb nib joos!

Don't we all?

*gulps the juice*

FLASH?!! That was meant for @film-authority.bsky.social Here! Let me get ya some more #Nipfest2025 #HWCafe

Again, you are too kind MinxyJinxy, some juice will go down nicely. Good to do kind things in the spirit of Nipfest!

I think the real issue here is about Toes disposal process ; should demons be stored in foodstuffs? The FDA say that CROSISSANTS SHOULD NOT BE USED TO HOUSE DEMONS, particularly ones drawn from Rod Stewart. I think questions have to be asked about what Toes and Flash knew and when they knew it.

I'm not familiar with that pawticular FDA policy. I will have my purralegal look into it. Meanwhile.. Generally, acceptance of items, unless stipulated otherwise, the accepter takes the item "as is". Purrhaps @ribblyscarn.bsky.social could help?

@minxyjinxy.bsky.social This nice laydee help me look at an lot of FDA pappirs. We fownd NUFFINK abowt spirtal embodiment or howsing demins.

Tank tha yuoze Mando!!!

Wez tellink him know two eet itt!

Did you offer it to him? How did he end up with the croissant? Did he know about the spirit invading it? Did he tell you he would eat it?

Y yuoze asg theez kwestyuns Jinxy? Iz yuoze frind an cowerker!

Of course, we're furriends & coworkers! I'm just trying to gather as much info as we can for your case. @ribblyscarn.bsky.social will need it all, I'm sure, to make his decision.

Tank tha yuoze!

Wez asg himz two keeb in freeza furr save keebin butt hez juss grabb an eet itt!

Ah, I see. *makes notes* So, he ate it against advice.

Objection!

I can confirm the croissant was given to me by Flash, and that Toes was also present. It was not confirmed to be that it contained the demonic soul of Rod Stewart, I only discovered this later when I was possessed by the popular AOR rocker. Toes and Flash ran away laughing which confirmed a crime.

How can we be sure it was the croissant, and you didn't pick up the demonic soul elsewhere?

The exhibits show Flash and Toes discussing that Rod Stewart’s demonic soul was in the croissant.

LYES! Wez frose inn two plais an than yuoze thretan ma meowma wif nocc nocc on herz dore!

Your testimony is a tissue of lies, a literal farrago of injustice. If the court will allow Exhibit A and B confirming that Toes and Flash full well knew what was in the croissant and chose to give it to me. Now, having established guilt, we should move into the damages that Toes and Flash owe me?

FDA bearly funkshunal theez dais. Wood know relyink on tha themz.

Who would you suggest instead? Maybe I should ask MinxyJinxy to get hotpinklegalsolutions to represent me in a lawsuit against whoever supplied the croissant?

Shur gud eyedea. Iz herz paraleegill an wheel startink tha resersh nowe!

Great, glad to have you on our team! I’m going to take Flash and Toes for everything they have!

Iz neba bee onn yuoze teem. Y wood iz attacc meownselv? Silli critta.

Too close to the case? I accept your resignation…

Okei Roopardt!