“loaded the dishwasher wrong” full is full mfer.

YOU ARE AN OLD MAN WHO THINKS IN TERMS OF FULLNESS AND CLEANING. THERE IS NO FULLNESS, THERE ARE NO JUST LOADING. THERE IS ONLY ONE HOLISTIC SYSTEM OF SYSTEMS.

“THERE IS ONLY ONE HOLISTIC SYSTEM OF SYSTEMS” who are you supposed to be — my wife?

[GIGAN pulls out a cameo model] "This is the SV-4 diagram of the dishwashers 'normal' cycle. Can you see how the catastrophe that you call your top-shelf loading pattern will clearly interrupt the second rinse cycles behavior?!?!"

Breaking out the deck over coffee to show the loading cycle

All information-related doctrine ends up just being something like Zoolander's "moisture is the essence of wetness."

Pick up O-6 by reinventing the OODA loop and presenting it to your commanding officer

We've got someone who has a "it's all information" theory and it's like, "whoa! who hired Claude Shannon over here?"

C8ISR enabled by ai to inflict decision crisis for the Cyberwar

one of those "C"s stands for "Clean dishes"

"Without DOTMLPF-C, a dishwasher is just a machine, not a capability."

Damn bringing out the big guns

YOU HAVE MEDDLED WITH THE PRIMAL FORCES OF NATURE MR GIGAN AND I WONT HAVE IT

Honestly you're why gay marriage will become illegal.