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Sen. Lemon Gogurt @ugarles.bsky.social

lost my source of cheap, fresh eggs because a raccoon killed all of my neighbor's chickens. only in brooklyn!

aug 29, 2025, 3:10 pm • 91 2

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Aaron Blackshear @aaronblackshear.bsky.social

The circle of life!

aug 29, 2025, 4:54 pm • 0 0 • view
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calispiral.bsky.social @calispiral.bsky.social

The Maccoon sends its regards. NYC is Big Ten territory no longer!

Green raccoon with threatening aura and a challenge about the home of the world’s first Domino’s Pizza
aug 29, 2025, 4:13 pm • 3 0 • view
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topogeom.bsky.social @topogeom.bsky.social

That’s why we call them bodega pandas

aug 29, 2025, 3:26 pm • 2 0 • view
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Rolodex Propaganda @rolodexpropaganda.bsky.social

lol, um….that happens everywhere…

aug 29, 2025, 3:11 pm • 1 0 • view
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New Rooms @newrooms.bsky.social

There’s a chance that’s the joke

aug 29, 2025, 3:13 pm • 4 0 • view
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Rolodex Propaganda @rolodexpropaganda.bsky.social

Woooossssshhhhhh!!!

aug 29, 2025, 3:14 pm • 1 0 • view
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Alex Cornici @alexcornici.bsky.social

Brooklyn surprised me with how its name carries weight far beyond New York itself. From fashion to food, it feels like a brand on its own. I wrote more about it if you’re curious: www.thetraveler.org/the-rise-of-...

aug 31, 2025, 8:24 pm • 0 0 • view
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Lisa Kadonaga @tapirtrouble.bsky.social

Condolences to your neighbor. Sad to lose a chicken, let alone an entire flock. Recently had a friend call me -- a decade ago I helped her hatch several birds (tended incubator while she was away). Last of that batch just died.

aug 29, 2025, 8:56 pm • 0 0 • view
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Jack Liu (Baconradar) @teflonslinky.bsky.social

Shortsighted of the raccoon, he could have sold the eggs to a bodenga (you wouldn't understand, it's a new york thing)

aug 29, 2025, 3:13 pm • 8 0 • view
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Maze Rat @mazerat.bsky.social

If it kept the eggs, in six months it would have 250 chickens. Within two years, it would have 3.9MM chickens and could sell their eggs for $1 each.

aug 29, 2025, 4:07 pm • 6 0 • view
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Jack Liu (Baconradar) @teflonslinky.bsky.social

Eggs at 1 dollar each?? What is this George Orwell's Animal House??

aug 29, 2025, 4:10 pm • 3 0 • view
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Sen. Lemon Gogurt @ugarles.bsky.social

no it is, donald trum'sp, america!

aug 29, 2025, 4:19 pm • 4 0 • view
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Jack Liu (Baconradar) @teflonslinky.bsky.social

-camera pans out to reveal the statue of liberty but with lots of bronzer-

aug 29, 2025, 6:55 pm • 0 0 • view
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Mr Jackson @mrjackson19.bsky.social

You mean the Racoon took them before you could? You cheapskate? 😂

aug 29, 2025, 4:22 pm • 1 0 • view
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Stuski 🇬🇧🇺🇦💙 @stuski.bsky.social

Biden's fault!😡

aug 29, 2025, 4:51 pm • 0 0 • view
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Sarah Colonthree (fragile!) @sarah.transsexual.gay

@nyc-mtg.bsky.social dats new yawk

aug 29, 2025, 3:11 pm • 2 0 • view
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