Entropy Machine NB 人 it/they YUKIちゃん一番大好き
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there is an "&" there...
i absolutely love peanut butter, but peanut butter ice cream has always been underwhelming
same nose!
I can’t find the lie in this.
spending $M on a gimmick house that nobody would actually live in during a housing catastrophe
it only occurred to me today how much his characterization was based on Xanatos like, they just made him bald
just your sisters, then?
i think she works at my gym...
cars are so insulated now that drivers don't feel the speed going 40 in my dad's old miata feels so much faster than in my mom's forester
it does look like a place where someone ate a family...
goose honks are the ones that sound like "La Cucaracha"
this mf said, "Snicker"
in high school i would often eat a Snicker instead of lunch because it "satisfies" i was unhealthy
we're all just workshopping
in 1978, Kix introduced the slogan, "Kid Tested, Mother Approved;" only in 2018 did they change it to, "Kid Tested, Parent Approved" for 40 years, Kix ignored the father's contributions to child nutrition, and single fathers couldn't buy Kix so if you think we live in a "patriarchy," think again
David Arquette also at the height of his career
my mom noticed the flags were at half yesterday and this is what we reckoned it was
An international incident
God Save the Bollards
good
g-d's not going to be happy reading this...
Rou T. Bega's Zoomies #5
Newsom is proof that if Trump was more clean cut and well spoken liberals wouldn’t have a problem with Trump
Dawg looks like he's resting just fine, Chip maybe you're the problem, Chip
is there weird sex stuff in every one of his novels? i've heard about the It pre-teen sewer orgy, and i remember reading Pet Semetary and there's an aggressive masturbation scene in that. i've not read his other work but it always seems like there's some creepy sex thing with that guy
i guess you missed the part where they've said this many times and failed to follow through also, unhoused people aren't pigs
sounds like bullshit
how my alcoholism started:
This is the world WITH prayers? Time to stop the giving god the carrot and start with the stick
I was in grade school when Pope John Paul II got shot and we all had to immediately go into the church to pray for him. Are you kidding me. God was not going to save the pope if we didn’t ask him to? What is this business model exactly
While defending the luddite argument in Discord, I stumbled into this IMO succinct explanation for opposing generative AI: At every step in the process, it impoverishes us.
this is how Mr Worldwide avoided those sexual assault charges: the women he bit weren't even his type still aggravated assault, though
"Pat, why do you carry that ridiculous 600mm lens on long hikes?" Buddy, I can see mountains reflected in the eyes of a trailside pika.
part of the Voight-Kampff test is knowing how to approach a bathroom late at night are you certain you would pass???
when a cat does a slow blink, it's holding its breath the whole time it's a huge sign of trust
The eat pray love lady is a psychopath! Few are talking of this!
i remember protesting by throwing blocks of cheddar into the Massachusetts Bay
remember that rumor about a celebrity getting their stomach pumped because they ingested too much semen?
Tom Clancy's Sid Meier's Ruth's Chris's Steakhouse
"checks and balances"
LAPD choppers are a malignant nuisance. They're harbingers of surveillance, operated *continuously*—yet the city's own data show they raise stress, impair cognition and burn 100,000s of gallons of gas. The best part? there's no evidence they deter or reduce crime at all. It's time to ground them.
"cars are people, my friend"
it should be legal and encouraged to burn the Little-Endian Eggmerican flag 🤬 but if i see anyone disrespecting the Big-Endian Eggmerican flag 🫡 then there will be hell to pay
Long John Silver isn't a cyborg because his parts aren't mechanical (no moving parts [i am not a Treasure Island expert so thus may be wrong]) Captain Hook from Hook IS a cyborg because he has that pinchy hook
Dan Jurgen and Brett Breeding, Cyborg Superman, 1993
sometimes the cosmic rays don't make you stretchy...
i got into DC (Green Lantern, particularly) after the Death/Return of Superman arc and Hank Henshaw/Cyborg Superman will always be one of the coolest villains
i could do this except for the watching baseball part
this is probably Jennings's fault
is that Italiano Jones figure properly to scale? is it the tallest action figure in Itly??
gavin newsom doesn't get enough credit for doing fascist photoshoots before kristi noem
LASD murdered this woman while she was in custody and are seemingly gonna get away without anyone noticing.
"i love salsa but i hate Mexicans" did my uncle make this?
This is making me want to know how Snoop himself thinks two women can have a baby because the two most routine ways are not scary?
Okay but “oil company wanted to raise profits” is literally our heritage
Here's promoter of the "autogynephilia" pseudoscience concept J Michael Bailey, complaining that a science journal doesn't discuss the imagined sexuality of a 17 year-old in a paper about how she solved a math problem. Anyway, trans women are the perverts by the way.
i need it
Snoop "i'm from Long Beach, California- what's a lesbian" Dogg
any time a child asks me something i don't know, i'm thrilled to research it with them. it's fun to learn together! but some people find learning uncomfortable because it upsets their comfortable worldview. what a loss of such a joyous experience!
If you haven't yet, today is a great reason to watch Millennium Actress.
i could believe this
Yeah, this is definitely coordinated
observations: 1. the gavin newsom fans on here follow a certain script 2. they are presenting newsoms candidacy as a done deal 3. they specifically bring up trans issues as irrelevant conclusion: this is a bot network astroTERFing support for newsom/transphobia
my family is going to be so sad i can't wait for them to find out 😁
that new one is so awful. lots of problems, but why's the name so small?!
i weigh my cat's food, so every time i press the button for the kitchen scale (which is often! i bake!) he comes trotting out to glare at me
a restaurant for the goyim
did it... talk to you at all?
wow, bro, look at that pour: all chunk
fuck you brendel
when you know your body needs all the fries
Thread on, as a 7th generation Californian, why Gavin Newsom is a shit person, who cannot be trusted to be president.
As you should have been. He hasn't been a good governor at all. -He promised Californians that PG&E wouldnt be allowed to push the fines they received for starting massive forest fires all over California due to purposeful maintenance negligence, onto the citizens, guess what happened?
they're gay and that's really funny because homosexuality deserves ridicule
"totalitarianism is when online people get mad at me for indulging in bigotry"
There are 387.44 million miles of printed circuits in wafer thin layers that fill my complex. If the word 'hate' was engraved on each nanoangstrom of those hundreds of miles it would not equal one one-billionth of the hate I feel for humans at this micro-instant. For you. Hate. Hate.
punch is my favorite fruit
he only wants to see straight dick and ass
Nobody is doing it like PETA
my friend always says her dog is ready for a bath when she smells like "chippies"
Dad Lunch
i have heard reports of salami being present
flaming moe's
boarding school Adam Driver
i don't think Canada Dry has any concept of what ginger tastes like but the Cranberry and Cherry versions are fabulous
he might try to spin it the other way: he was doing sex crimes because he was infected with the Dem Mind Virus. becoming a Republican cured his predatory behavior (predatory Republicans are all RINO except the ones whom he likes that were obviously falsely accused)
eat a bag of dicks (complimentary)
i missed a day in 2003 so now i'll never get to retire 😢
girl, no; STFU when the cops ask you shit
