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Matt Procedural

@proceduraltexture.bsky.social

Semi-intelligent cellular agglomeration free-falling thru spacetime. Borges fanboi. Farker. True left/libertarian, antifascist, friend to LGBTQIA+. He/him, not taken not looking. Cryptobros+TERFs+fascists will be blocked. PNW ๐Ÿ‡จ๐Ÿ‡ฆ๐Ÿ

created June 27, 2023

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Profile picture Matt Procedural (@proceduraltexture.bsky.social) reply parent

I never saw I'd see the day when MTG showed some spine and principle. I still don't trust her intentions, but for the moment this is positive.

4/9/2025, 7:14:22 PM | 18 2 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Matt Procedural (@proceduraltexture.bsky.social) reply parent

Trump is a fascist dictator with intention to commit genocide. This is just his warm up. Americans have the right to shoot back at a lawless and murderous regime.

2/9/2025, 8:49:36 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Matt Procedural (@proceduraltexture.bsky.social) reply parent

Resign and go count your filthy lucre, Chuck, you collaborator.

2/9/2025, 8:34:44 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Matt Procedural (@proceduraltexture.bsky.social)

Almost 8 months into a fascist coup and Dems' vision of a hopeful future is still a full-throated return to neoliberal hell. Useless wankers all.

2/9/2025, 8:24:44 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Matt Procedural (@proceduraltexture.bsky.social) reply parent

Good luck with your pump 'n' dump scheme ๐Ÿคฃ

31/8/2025, 2:37:46 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Matt Procedural (@proceduraltexture.bsky.social) reply parent

Live international broadcast of his hanging after conviction for his Crimes Against Humanity. Lots of kicking.

29/8/2025, 9:26:27 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Matt Procedural (@proceduraltexture.bsky.social) reply parent

Gawd, I hate these fascist fuckheads. Grandpa knew how to deal with these far-right scum.

29/8/2025, 9:05:55 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Matt Procedural (@proceduraltexture.bsky.social) reply parent

Trumpcoin is a bribery pipeline and nothing more. You don't actually think people are *investing* in this obvious scam do you?

29/8/2025, 9:03:50 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Matt Procedural (@proceduraltexture.bsky.social) reply parent

Alberta is an embarrassment to Canada.

29/8/2025, 8:47:55 PM | 5 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture David Combest (@decombest.bsky.social) reposted

Chicago keeping art alive:

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29/8/2025, 11:33:10 AM | 28372 5703 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Matt Procedural (@proceduraltexture.bsky.social) reply parent

Why is drawn as a Canadian, though? He's not one of ours.

27/8/2025, 1:57:02 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Matt Procedural (@proceduraltexture.bsky.social) reply parent

As a Canadian, I have no idea how regular Americans aren't yet in pitched gun battles with these christofascist fuckheads.

26/8/2025, 3:21:33 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Matt Procedural (@proceduraltexture.bsky.social) reply parent

A still from Insane Clown Posse's 2009 video 'Miracles' except it's Donald Trump in clown makeup saying
23/8/2025, 7:58:04 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Steve Perry (@steveperrywriter.bsky.social) reposted

The Ghost of Prison Future? One can hope ...

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23/8/2025, 6:05:27 PM | 3 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Matt Procedural (@proceduraltexture.bsky.social) reply parent

I hope every one of these fascist I.C.E. motherfuckers hang for their crimes against the constitution.

19/8/2025, 1:20:27 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Matt Procedural (@proceduraltexture.bsky.social) reply parent

Full song: www.youtube.com/watch?v=acT_...

13/8/2025, 1:54:50 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Matt Procedural (@proceduraltexture.bsky.social)

This never gets old.

13/8/2025, 1:39:31 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Matt Procedural (@proceduraltexture.bsky.social) reply parent

Some MAGAts are thinking beyond Trump... but they're still fascists.

13/8/2025, 12:07:32 AM | 2 2 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Matt Procedural (@proceduraltexture.bsky.social)

I wrote 56,400 words in my journal in July. On here, I wrote 46 words.

3/8/2025, 1:10:24 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Matt Procedural (@proceduraltexture.bsky.social) reply parent

Mentats are human computers in the Dune universe.

3/8/2025, 1:03:25 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Matt Procedural (@proceduraltexture.bsky.social) reply parent

The world is a better place with you in it, Robert, just in case there's any doubt โ™ฅ But yeah, also fuck AI in basically all its forms. I can't wait for it to be outlawed. Wanna become Mentats?

31/7/2025, 9:41:38 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Matt Procedural (@proceduraltexture.bsky.social) reply parent

Obama's award was a calculated slight to Dubya, but O's a warhawk & didn't deserve it either. It diminished any prestige the Peace prize once had. Doing it a second time to slight Trump would still be funny, but let's not pretend the Peace prize would mean anything ever again if the Ctte did that.

31/7/2025, 9:38:34 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture bree ๐Ÿ‡จ๐Ÿ‡ฆ (@goose.ski) reposted

i wanted an unconditional recognition of palestinian statehood, but this is better than nothing. at least it doesnโ€™t conditionalize the recognition on anything israel does or does not do. we should have moved on this with france when they asked us though

30/7/2025, 9:39:04 PM | 105 14 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Matt Procedural (@proceduraltexture.bsky.social)

America could learn a lot from France.

28/7/2025, 7:12:33 PM | 3 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Lupita Nihongo (@otsumamiboy.bsky.social) reposted

All I think about when I hear people say that itโ€™s bad taste to dance on Hulk Hoganโ€™s grave is that Emmett Tillโ€™s monument had to be replaced with a 500lb steel bulletproof monument because white people simply wonโ€™t stop riddling it with bullets. So now it just has tons of dents. From bullets.

Emmett Till memorial shot up with bullets People with guns proudly posing in front of the Emmett Till memorial shot up with bullets A bulletproof Emmett Till memorial. Riddled with bullet dents.
28/7/2025, 1:12:55 AM | 23551 7445 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Matt Procedural (@proceduraltexture.bsky.social) reply parent

We aren't nasty enough to those American fascist fuckers.

24/7/2025, 3:02:27 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Matt Procedural (@proceduraltexture.bsky.social)

Let's make it 100%.

23/7/2025, 12:11:15 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Humanity Must Win (@humanitymustwin.bsky.social) reposted

At this point in the long cycle, when the concentration of wealth and power has reached a historical extreme, those at the top always try to overthrow the system to cement their dominance and control for eternity. The only defense is the people uniting around shared class and retaking control.

22/1/2025, 5:23:36 PM | 194 85 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture debrazena.bsky.social (@debrazena.bsky.social) reposted

#epsteinfiles #investigate #releasethefiles

17/7/2025, 11:49:21 PM | 3550 1367 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Matt Procedural (@proceduraltexture.bsky.social) reply parent

One would've thought AIPAC would choose a logo without an obvious embedded swastika.

20/7/2025, 2:46:07 PM | 6 3 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Matt Procedural (@proceduraltexture.bsky.social) reply parent

Literally anything to distract from breaking his promise on the Epstein files.

20/7/2025, 2:29:40 PM | 47 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Matt Procedural (@proceduraltexture.bsky.social) reply parent

Yes, but we have to yield to polar bears, as specified in the Meech Lake Accord.

17/7/2025, 1:54:10 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture KOJAMF๐Ÿค˜๐Ÿ–ค๐Ÿค˜ (@kojamf.bsky.social) reposted

Happy Bastille Day! Monte Mader @montemader.bsky.social

14/7/2025, 6:42:41 PM | 141 61 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Joshua (@joshuajustin.bsky.social) reposted

Canada must act as a safe haven. Iโ€™m writing to PM Mark Carney urging support for trans people fleeing rising hate in the U.S. Join me in calling for fast-tracked protection and compassion. ๐Ÿณ๏ธโ€โšง๏ธ๐Ÿ“ฌ Email: pm@pm.gc.ca #TransRightsAreHumanRights #cdnpoli

7/7/2025, 6:23:22 PM | 11 3 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Matt Procedural (@proceduraltexture.bsky.social) reply parent

All demons live in the mirror, for as long as we deny our true human nature. It is known.

6/7/2025, 7:44:27 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Matt Procedural (@proceduraltexture.bsky.social) reply parent

As we all know, MAGAts have multiple strawmen ready to deploy at all times. Maybe they could make a pile of those.

6/7/2025, 3:13:27 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Matt Procedural (@proceduraltexture.bsky.social)

If we could only have one (1) government service, weather prediction would at least make the shortlist. So MAGA gutted it. GOP: of the stupid, by the stupid, for the stupid.

5/7/2025, 7:57:09 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Matt Procedural (@proceduraltexture.bsky.social) reply parent

I greatly enjoy taunting fake Xtians that if their Bible is coming true, then MAGA people are the ones following the antichrist, and are destined to spend their eternity in the lake of fire. It really ruins their day. Steel yourself. It's gonna be our job to send them there.

Christ is speaking to a group of his followers. JC:
5/7/2025, 7:43:45 PM | 56 7 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Feral Women's Society of America (@fwsa.bsky.social) reposted

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3/7/2025, 9:31:54 PM | 23 6 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez (@aoc.bsky.social) reposted

I donโ€™t think anyone is prepared for what they just did w/ ICE. This is not a simple budget increase. It is an explosion - making ICE bigger than the FBI, US Bureau of Prisons, DEA,& others combined. It is setting up to make whatโ€™s happening now look like childโ€™s play. And people are disappearing.

3/7/2025, 6:58:41 PM | 98421 38392 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Matt Procedural (@proceduraltexture.bsky.social)

True then. Extra true today.

1/7/2025, 8:48:31 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture murderedbybluesky.bsky.social (@murderedbybluesky.bsky.social) reposted

Just so everyone is on the same page... ICE just got a budget bigger than over 100 countries GDP. Bigger than the budget for the NIH. Or the Marines. 50% bigger than the entire federal penitentiary system. Trump just got his private army. 140 Billion dollars. Get ready for it to get bloody

1/7/2025, 7:03:31 PM | 244 119 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Matt Procedural (@proceduraltexture.bsky.social) reply parent

Recaptioned 'Schoolhouse Rock' image of a bill saying
1/7/2025, 8:46:03 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Matt Procedural (@proceduraltexture.bsky.social) reply parent

...top Stuffing, instead of potatoes.

1/7/2025, 8:38:29 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Matt Procedural (@proceduraltexture.bsky.social) reply parent

Yep. Been saying it for months. I hope I live to see it.

30/6/2025, 10:19:19 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Matt Procedural (@proceduraltexture.bsky.social)

With a side of fries.

30/6/2025, 10:14:15 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Matt Procedural (@proceduraltexture.bsky.social) reply parent

24/7/365/30 years of far right propaganda calling itself "news" was a big factor.

29/6/2025, 3:21:17 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Matt Procedural (@proceduraltexture.bsky.social) reply parent

All these tech companies are grabbing whatever they can that isn't nailed down. Just another aspect of the corporate kleptocracy that Trump's backers wanted (AKA fascism).

29/6/2025, 2:04:05 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Matt Procedural (@proceduraltexture.bsky.social) reply parent

So the Night Of The Long Knives 2 won't happen until 2030? en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Night_o...

27/6/2025, 11:54:55 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Bob (@psychobob4q2.bsky.social) reposted

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24/6/2025, 11:43:33 PM | 141 48 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Matt Procedural (@proceduraltexture.bsky.social) reply parent

Makes sense. Thanks for the reply.

24/6/2025, 2:56:51 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Matt Procedural (@proceduraltexture.bsky.social) reply parent

I think most writers with ideas for Star Wars would like a slight expansion on "there's an author who brings the idea and executes it" since as far as I know LFL will not even look at unsolicited work. Don't worry. I'm not here to flog a script. Just curious how it works.

24/6/2025, 2:52:05 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Matt Procedural (@proceduraltexture.bsky.social) reply parent

Also:

A four panel comic with two dinosaurs talking and a giant meteorite in the sky. Dino 1:
24/6/2025, 2:36:18 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Matt Procedural (@proceduraltexture.bsky.social) reply parent

Seriously, what a disappointment. Now I'll have to schedule dying in a concentration camp or from Kennedy unleashing ebola-measles-zombie-plague or something. Giant meteor would be way cooler.

24/6/2025, 2:30:10 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Matt Procedural (@proceduraltexture.bsky.social)

Yes, basically everything is terrible right now as we slide into humanity's final death spiral, but The Vera Rubin Observatory came online and found more than 2000 new asteroids in its first few days of operation. So we've got that going for us, which is nice. www.space.com/astronomy/th...

24/6/2025, 2:22:12 AM | 5 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Matt Procedural (@proceduraltexture.bsky.social) reply parent

That is some shameless toadying coming out of her face.

24/6/2025, 2:16:26 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Matt Procedural (@proceduraltexture.bsky.social) reply parent

Which one? I count three theocratic terrorist autocracies involved in this conflict.

24/6/2025, 2:13:17 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Gwendolyn Corvid (@gwen-corvid.bsky.social) reposted

Trump should go fight personally if he feels war is important.

MAY IRANIANS, WHO MOSTLY HATE THEIR LEADERS. BE SAFE. MAY PALESTINIANS, WHO MOSTLY HATE THEIR LEADERS. BE SAFE. MAY ISRAELIS, WHO MOSTLY HATE THEIR LEADERS. BE SAFE. MAY U.S. CITIZENS. WHO MOSTLY HATE THEIR LEADERS. BE SAFE. MAY ALL THE WAR-MONGERING AUTHORITARIANS BE DEPOSED, AND MAY THEY ONE DAY EXPERIENCE REAL JUSTICE FOR ALL THE SUFFERING AND DEATH THEY CAUSE. RABBI MARISA JAMES (adapted)
22/6/2025, 9:50:32 PM | 57 10 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Buddy Spell (@buddyspell.bsky.social) reposted reply parent

โ€œThe task of the totalitarian police is not to discover crimes, but to be on hand when the government decides to arrest a certain category of the population.โ€ - Hannah Arendt, The Origins of Totalitarianism

22/6/2025, 6:11:58 PM | 24 6 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture NO KINGS IN AMERICAโ€ฆ ๐Ÿ˜Ž ๐ŸŒŠ๐Ÿพ๐ŸŒด๐ŸŒˆโœจ (@jerasikehorn.bsky.social) reposted

Pass. It. On. ๐Ÿ‘‡ Thanks. ๐Ÿ˜Žโœจ

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22/6/2025, 9:35:20 AM | 1303 645 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Matt Procedural (@proceduraltexture.bsky.social)

By starting a war, Trump now has a meatgrinder for liquidating troops judged loyal to the constitution rather than to himself.

22/6/2025, 12:39:03 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture The Tennessee Holler (@thetnholler.bsky.social) reposted

LA RESIDENT: โ€œThe cruelty is staggering. People are hiding in their homes from the federal government like Anne Frank. If youโ€™re a Christian and youโ€™re still supporting this youโ€™ve lost your mind. Youโ€™re not gonna get a job because of what theyโ€™re doing. Absolute brutality.โ€

20/6/2025, 1:03:13 PM | 8575 3776 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Qasim Rashid, Esq. (@qasimrashid.com) reposted reply parent

The Trump regime wanted 7 more days to build the case against Khalil. The Judge denied that request. Khalil has zero criminal record, is a valid green card holder, & is married to a US Citizen. Khalil is ordered to be released TODAY. A victory for free speech, justice, & the US Constitution.โค๏ธโœŠ๐Ÿฝ 2/2

20/6/2025, 8:49:31 PM | 208 30 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture GodlessPrimate (@godlessprimate.bsky.social) reposted

True.

Be a real patriot. Stop the gestapo.
20/6/2025, 12:20:21 AM | 130 33 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Misty K Snow (@mistyksnow.bsky.social) reposted

You should all block @jd-vance-1.bsky.socialโ€ฌ if you haven't yet. Also you should report his transphobic skeets.

19/6/2025, 3:30:16 AM | 48 19 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Matt Procedural (@proceduraltexture.bsky.social)

I'm so tired of watching humanity's death spiral. As a species we have been hijacked by liars, sociopaths and bottomless stupidity.

18/6/2025, 7:11:47 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Matt Procedural (@proceduraltexture.bsky.social) reply parent

The first time I ever visited the USA, way back in 1983, it already had a palpable fascist vibe. I don't know how other Canadians feels, but as a Canuckistanian with European roots, America creeps me out and always has.

18/6/2025, 7:02:46 PM | 18 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Matt Procedural (@proceduraltexture.bsky.social) reply parent

Did you spend the afternoon bumbling around instead?

16/6/2025, 10:51:20 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Matt Procedural (@proceduraltexture.bsky.social) reply parent

I'm no expert, but that writing style is about 60% schizophrenia.

16/6/2025, 2:44:31 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Matt Procedural (@proceduraltexture.bsky.social) reply parent

LOL :)

15/6/2025, 11:16:29 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Matt Procedural (@proceduraltexture.bsky.social) reply parent

A photoshopped image of Richard
15/6/2025, 11:14:36 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Matt Procedural (@proceduraltexture.bsky.social)

Clever. #nokings

An everyday sign reading
15/6/2025, 11:09:51 PM | 8 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Matt Procedural (@proceduraltexture.bsky.social)

Fascists are literally too stupid to understand irony.

15/6/2025, 10:24:53 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Matt Procedural (@proceduraltexture.bsky.social) reply parent

Backing down against the stochastic terrorism of a rising dictator's reign of terror does not protect people. It magnifies the terrorism's effects, and in the longer term magnifies danger. Walz has zero vision beyond politely restoring the inhuman neoliberal status quo. It's cowardice.

15/6/2025, 9:58:01 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Matt Procedural (@proceduraltexture.bsky.social) reply parent

Why are you being a coward, Walz?

14/6/2025, 7:52:42 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Haymarket Books (@haymarketbooks.org) reposted reply parent

In solidarity with all those standing up for our communities against the brutality of immigrant detention and police repression, we're offering free ebooks of three crucial books about border and police abolition. Weโ€™ve also added a list of additional recommended reading:

10/6/2025, 6:42:16 PM | 192 127 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Matt Procedural (@proceduraltexture.bsky.social) reply parent

I love it when the crowd is so big, it just sounds like an echoing roar.

14/6/2025, 7:01:35 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Matt Procedural (@proceduraltexture.bsky.social)

The birthday party that wasn't: your Nuremberg parade grounds are as empty as your future, Little Donnie. #8647 #fuckTrump

14/6/2025, 6:01:53 PM | 15 4 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Matt Procedural (@proceduraltexture.bsky.social) reply parent

The correction is appreciated. Thank you.

14/6/2025, 5:41:05 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Matt Procedural (@proceduraltexture.bsky.social)

ICE is a white supremacist domestic terror organization.

14/6/2025, 3:47:20 PM | 8 3 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Matt Procedural (@proceduraltexture.bsky.social) reply parent

I get your intent, but in an age of widespread electronic surveillance and AI facial recognition, this advice will get people disappeared and killed. Do not post photos with visible faces.

14/6/2025, 3:43:47 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Lluisa (@lluisa.bsky.social) reposted

This should not be a surprise: on the day of a neofascist military parade, under a president who fans the flames of hatred, America gets reacquainted with political assassinations.

14/6/2025, 3:07:09 PM | 3 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Corey O'Neill (@coreyoneill.bsky.social) reposted reply parent

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Profile picture Matt Procedural (@proceduraltexture.bsky.social) reply parent

The fence rental company probably saw no reason to take them off. Coroplast is moderately durable stuff. It'll hold up for a few years of sunlight. I wonder how old that one is?

13/6/2025, 6:12:08 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Matt Procedural (@proceduraltexture.bsky.social) reply parent

"Just Following Orders" won't protect you (chanted with maximum derision)

13/6/2025, 5:46:33 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Matt Procedural (@proceduraltexture.bsky.social) reply parent

C-2 is an abomination and not the mandate you were given. You are following in the footsteps of the MAGA fascists, and this will not stand.

12/6/2025, 3:52:09 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture muscular baby jeb lund (@mobute.bsky.social) reposted

Waiting for the big outlets to put two and two together and realize that police whose identities are secret and facilities are secret are secret police.

11/6/2025, 3:16:50 PM | 6817 1782 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Matt Procedural (@proceduraltexture.bsky.social) reply parent

It's been just over 20 years since I photoshopped this #oc

Photoshopped image of a frog hanging off a closed flower. The frog is now missing a hand, while Darth Toad stands above them.
12/6/2025, 3:27:06 AM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture ะผษ‘ะณฮบ (@drumrollplease.bsky.social) reposted

๐—œ๐—ณ ๐˜†๐—ผ๐˜‚ ๐—ผ๐—ฟ ๐˜€๐—ผ๐—บ๐—ฒ๐—ผ๐—ป๐—ฒ ๐˜†๐—ผ๐˜‚ ๐—ธ๐—ป๐—ผ๐˜„ ๐—ถ๐˜€ ๐—ฝ๐—ฟ๐—ผ๐˜๐—ฒ๐˜€๐˜๐—ถ๐—ป๐—ด ๐—ผ๐—ฟ ๐—ฝ๐—น๐—ฎ๐—ป๐—ป๐—ถ๐—ป๐—ด ๐˜๐—ผ, ๐˜„๐—ฎ๐˜๐—ฐ๐—ต ๐˜๐—ต๐—ถ๐˜€. โœŠ๐Ÿป

11/6/2025, 12:06:57 AM | 14047 6146 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Matt Procedural (@proceduraltexture.bsky.social)

Cloudy with a certainty of meatheads.

12/6/2025, 2:03:32 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Matt Procedural (@proceduraltexture.bsky.social) reply parent

Were there any milkshakes in the vicinity? Those have been known to bring buoys to the yard.

12/6/2025, 1:57:47 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Matt Procedural (@proceduraltexture.bsky.social) reply parent

100%. No liberal half-measures cleaning house if we live through this. We were entirely too kind to the nazis last time. Prison time for anyone who participated. Mandatory cult deprogramming, remedial civics for anyone who actively supported the regime. Then 100yrs of active antifascist monitoring.

11/6/2025, 9:30:18 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Amanda Marcotte (@amandamarcotte.bsky.social) reposted

It's been really demoralizng how much the press mindlessly repeats the lie that the National Guard was sent to quell violence. It was sent to start violence. People know this, so just say it.

10/6/2025, 6:17:33 PM | 11810 3053 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Matt Procedural (@proceduraltexture.bsky.social) reply parent

Left-libertarian. Words matter.

11/6/2025, 12:58:02 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Matt Procedural (@proceduraltexture.bsky.social) reply parent

Because so far all the checks and balances have been so effective /s

11/6/2025, 12:52:12 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Matt Procedural (@proceduraltexture.bsky.social)

An all-white peanut gallery of goons and epsilons. I assume they've taken a loyalty oath to Trump in violation of their oath to the constitution. That or they're just an AI-generated background. I look forward to their next public appearance on the gallows at Nuremberg Trials 2.

10/6/2025, 9:25:33 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture sharonfisher68.bsky.social (@sharonfisher68.bsky.social) reposted reply parent

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