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Yes! Except for Jarmo Kekäläinen, Eric Staal, Jake Nitsche, Brian Galivan, Josh Norris, Michael Kesselring, Josh Doan, Conor Timmins, Erik Brannstrom, Alex Lyon, Zac Jones and Jake Leschyshyn, they brought back the exact same team!

2/9/2025, 5:10:27 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I can't get over how afraid Dems are of this guy.

2/9/2025, 4:49:18 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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2/9/2025, 2:25:58 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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"You mean that wasn't a community urinal??"

2/9/2025, 2:18:29 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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The Sabres making the playoffs, maybe even as a non-wild card team, with a team Adams built, would tear apart the fabric of space and time.

2/9/2025, 2:15:21 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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My follow up question would have been "what if the people want to do something stupid?"

29/8/2025, 9:17:20 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Harder than you understand apparently. Are you building a $2.2B football stadium right now?

29/8/2025, 5:56:09 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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But he has concerns!!

29/8/2025, 5:54:54 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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How do you pay any other players?

29/8/2025, 12:20:28 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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27/8/2025, 10:34:08 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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They moved on from plenty of people but they brought back two for the practice squad. Is that a thing now?

27/8/2025, 9:55:07 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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26/8/2025, 7:00:50 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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26/8/2025, 6:56:33 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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No one in the world ever gets what they want, and that is beautiful. Everybody dies frustrated and sad, and that is beautiful.

24/8/2025, 11:42:13 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Rich person buys stuff for himself. Film at 11.

23/8/2025, 4:58:33 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Because he's a terrible public speaker. I'm surprised no one is accusing him of "meddling" with the Bills.

21/8/2025, 3:58:00 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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But they didn't get autism....well, actually, they did...we just didn't call it autism.

18/8/2025, 6:20:48 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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That's because giving money to Dems is a waste. Show me a plan to stand up to the Trump dictatorship besides wagging fingers?

18/8/2025, 4:45:32 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Putin read the riot act to Trump in Alaska. I'm surprised Donny didn't hand Alaska back to Russia on the spot.

18/8/2025, 4:40:44 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Did you pay attention who was on the field for the Buffalo all game? Scrubs. Guys I had to look up because I didn't even know they were Bills. Scrubs + no game plan against a team that wanted to put on a show for the home fans.

18/8/2025, 4:38:23 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Kneel before Zod!

18/8/2025, 3:32:22 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Really hard to imagine what the plan was going in and what they got out of that.

18/8/2025, 3:27:30 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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16/8/2025, 1:14:10 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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15/8/2025, 5:02:08 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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15/8/2025, 4:52:17 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Ironically Trump makes George W. look like a Mensa member.

15/8/2025, 4:03:29 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Evangelical Christianity is a essentially a cult of personality. At least Catholics have a hierarchy. Evangelicalism is just a storefront and a couple of rubes as followers. Spout some Bible verses (accuracy is optional, no one will fact check you) and, bingo, you're a church.

15/8/2025, 4:01:43 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Abso-fuckin-lutely authoritarianism was always the endpoint of conservatism. The very nature of conservativism stands in opposition to equality. It was always about "conserving" the power of white males.

15/8/2025, 3:55:16 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Yeah well everyone else we've run loses.

15/8/2025, 3:51:16 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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What happened to #NoKings ? They had everyone ready to protest, and poof, they vanish. Newsom, and maybe Hochul, are the only Dems who look like they are doing anything. The rest have their thumbs up their asses.

15/8/2025, 3:50:14 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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The NH Legislature has made it illegal to sue Sig Sauer. Gotta protect the local gun biz, ya know?

13/8/2025, 1:39:43 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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12/8/2025, 10:30:52 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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12/8/2025, 10:26:48 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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And monkeys could fly out my butt.

9/8/2025, 1:36:36 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I'm shocked that putting a brain-wormed anti-vaxx lunatic in charge of America's health would lead to this. Shocked, I say!

6/8/2025, 11:47:16 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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They are trying to kill us.

6/8/2025, 11:43:46 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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He's doing it so he doesn't get injured. Do the same with Josh Allen, I say. He said it himself, it's business. Damn right, it's business to keep your ass in one piece.

4/8/2025, 6:44:24 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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The GOP is in the process of sealing off any hope of restoring America to a democracy. The midterms are probably the last stand before Gilead.

4/8/2025, 6:39:00 PM | 9 3 | View on Bluesky | view

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31/7/2025, 7:27:40 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I predict a trade with a current Sabres leaving.

31/7/2025, 7:22:33 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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*Ignores improvements on defense.

31/7/2025, 7:21:08 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Superior marketing will get people to vote against their own interests.

31/7/2025, 7:18:33 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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@rmlenzi.bsky.social The drop in border crossings is a shadow hanging over Buffalo sports teams. 550K live close enough to cross the border for a weeknight Sabres game. Take them away and can the Sabtes still fill Key Bank? And the Bills, how big a loss are the 6 million+ fans from the Toronto area?

31/7/2025, 12:30:00 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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It's hard to say what the correct path is. Sure, the Dems could go super progressive, but get wiped out when independents don't like that direction. And let's face it, the middle is what wins, not the extremes.

31/7/2025, 12:05:27 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Anyone can say anything about any player. You can't be proved right or wrong. It's your opinion.

31/7/2025, 12:03:31 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Sabres have one of the better prospect pools in the NHL.

29/7/2025, 5:08:53 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Also we drafted Savoie.

29/7/2025, 5:04:02 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Explain Kulich, Hellanius, Ostlund, Peterka. Did they all wander into Key Bank Center on their own?

29/7/2025, 5:03:00 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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25/7/2025, 6:26:00 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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24/7/2025, 5:59:53 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Or it has an itch.

24/7/2025, 5:55:24 PM | 8 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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23/7/2025, 8:31:43 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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You're obviously are not going to make an effort to understand my point. Not that it matters now.

22/7/2025, 11:51:29 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Of what exactly?

22/7/2025, 11:50:35 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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A trade is coming.

22/7/2025, 7:39:40 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Too bad no one else did. They went for Stein, who was a Trump stalking horse candidate, and DJT won Michigan and the presidency. They focused on one thing without considering the consequences of the ultimate outcome. www.aa.com.tr/en/2024-us-p...

22/7/2025, 7:29:59 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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That wasn't the message at all. But even if it was, allowing Trump to win got us what we have now.

22/7/2025, 7:25:56 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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You misread my post. It's focusing on the wrong things. By the way, those Michigan voters were led into not supporting Harris by a Trump operative, it turns out. So they decided to teach Harris a lesson over not being allowed to speak at the DNC, allowed Trump to win Michigan, and you see the result

22/7/2025, 7:24:04 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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It already mastered the injury flop trying to draw a foul.

21/7/2025, 8:02:42 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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21/7/2025, 8:00:57 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I am predicting a trade before the season starts that will include a current Sabres roster player. Most likely: Quinn or Krebs. Malenstyn is also a candidate.

21/7/2025, 7:57:46 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Remember the Muslims in Michigan who wouldn't support Harris over not being allowed to speak at the Dem convo? Boy, they sure sent a message, didn't they. How'd that work out for Gaza? Same with any group insisting on 100% purity. First ask if the other side winning be worse for you in the long run?

21/7/2025, 7:49:30 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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We speak as if there's going to another free and fair election in America. Dictatorships generally frown on loosening their grip on power.

21/7/2025, 7:38:16 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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These "textualist" jurists are incapable of reading and comprehending the actual text of the Constitution. The insurrectionist clause in the 14th amendment Section 3 can't be spelled out any clearer, and yet...

21/7/2025, 7:35:52 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Trump negotiated a deal that tied Biden's hands. It's 100% on Trump. Don't forget Trump released all the Taliban prisoners as part of that deal. Art of the fuckin' deal indeed! 🙄

17/7/2025, 6:55:37 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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That's great. But just know that's how we ended up with Trump. But at least you took a stand.

17/7/2025, 6:50:14 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Most of the media, mainstream or social, covering the Sabres are dipshits echoing each other's opinions. They can't be bothered to tell you anything about the players the Sabres are signing, or who's still out there as free agents, because they don't have a clue. They can't evaluate talent.

17/7/2025, 6:48:21 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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And do you ever notice how Pete often takes both sides of an issue or opinion so he can always say he was right about something? It's subtle but he contradicts himself sometimes in the same show.

17/7/2025, 6:38:29 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Just listened the rant over the chicken wing schedule video. Pete knows fans eat it up when he shits all over the team. But his rant was so obviously forced. Lots of people liked that video but he ties 14 years to a fucking social media post. It's embarrassing. What's more sad is he doesn't see it.

17/7/2025, 6:35:33 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Kids don't know about the drought. I give my nephew my seats and his kids have a blast at games. It's grownups that have to put their hang-ups on their kids

17/7/2025, 4:22:08 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Craig is like an abused spouse with Petey. It's probably good they are not in the same room while recording or Rivet would slug him.

17/7/2025, 4:19:26 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I'll laugh if ICE detains him.

17/7/2025, 4:00:10 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Not if I leave town Oct 8.

17/7/2025, 3:57:32 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Well I make two hundred times what you make and my boss loves me so get used to it or find another team.

16/7/2025, 12:33:50 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Enjoy your pit of misery.

16/7/2025, 12:25:20 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I don't agree it's that simple. Buffalo is the #1 team on no movement clauses by a mile.

15/7/2025, 11:52:35 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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15/7/2025, 11:47:58 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Getting a top 6 whatever isn't like going to the store for milk and eggs. Somebody has to want to trade with you, that player has to be willing, if there's an NMC, to come here. It's not like the Sabres don't want to do it.

15/7/2025, 11:47:08 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I don't know what Norris's injuries involved. I know one is his shoulder. If the same injury recurs, that's injury prone. If it's something else every time, then it's bad luck and not guaranteed to keep happening.

15/7/2025, 11:40:18 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Our D lineup is sold this year. And that will help the goaltending. Scoring-wise we lost 48 goals scored last year but brought in 38. But preventing goals counts the same as scoring goals. If we do bring in another forward, someone has to get moved. Krebs, Quinn, somebody goes.

15/7/2025, 7:59:17 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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We did bring in a scorer in Josh Norris. Everyone likes to ignore that.

15/7/2025, 7:55:47 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Hamilton is a meathead. Sneaky Joe too.

15/7/2025, 5:02:28 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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It's torture listening to WGR, especially Paul Hamilton. Honestly, what does that guy get paid for? He reports other people stories, never broke a story in his life, and adds no insight to the Sabres whatsoever.

15/7/2025, 5:00:37 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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15/7/2025, 4:58:06 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Sabres fans will be apoplectic if they make the playoffs and wreck their precious playoff drought.

15/7/2025, 4:55:41 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Paul Hamilton reminds me of Tom Smykowski from Office Space. His job is reporting what other people report first. But he's a people person.

15/7/2025, 4:53:18 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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We actually do have too many forwards right now.

15/7/2025, 3:05:16 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Timmins is getting $2.5-$3MM.yr. Not sure what Levi gets but his cap hit won't count until he's called up. Sables will end up with just under $4MM cap. A Byram trade could still happen.

15/7/2025, 3:04:49 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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That Sabres still have deals to finish for Devon Levi and Conor Timmins. Current cap is $7.MM. They might have between $3-4MM left after. How much cap left is too much?

15/7/2025, 2:57:56 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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But with no value trades offered (we don't want more picks) we hang onto Byram for now. He could still be traded, but if he stays that's cool too.

15/7/2025, 2:55:33 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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If he wanted to jump ship why did he sign for 2 years? He is literally quoted saying he likes playing for the Sabres. This is not a JJ Peterka thing. Byram wants a Dahlin-type role. He wants to be the top-line power play guy. That's why the Sabres were cool with moving him, but only for value.

15/7/2025, 2:54:38 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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How many more RHD do you want??? We signed and drafted quite a few.

15/7/2025, 2:52:08 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Not at all. Make a realistic offer and you might get him.

15/7/2025, 2:51:16 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I think you want this to go sideways. I see nothing wrong with the move. Byram said he's fine being a Sabre, not that anyone wants to believe that. Where is this bad locker room vibe thing coming from?

15/7/2025, 2:44:12 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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15 minutes ago: Byram doesn't want to be in Buffalo. Now: Byram doesn't want to be in Buffalo in two years.

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15/7/2025, 1:17:06 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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They could do something in July, I suppose. But you just had a Summer IIHF thing. There has to be some downtime.

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