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Malcontent Chicagoan by way of California šŸ› ļø Theatre Enabler šŸ› ļø Leftist Female Bisexual Over 40, that’s why you can’t see me šŸ‘»

created August 9, 2023

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Profile picture psiamnotdrunk (@psiamnotdrunk.bsky.social)

Strings-free artist grants. Here’s some money, go do a thing. Or don’t! Art will come out of it eventually.

3/9/2025, 4:49:34 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture psiamnotdrunk (@psiamnotdrunk.bsky.social) reply parent

I mean, stoking his ego may be a good approach to getting him to admit it in a fever dream press conference

3/9/2025, 4:30:15 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture psiamnotdrunk (@psiamnotdrunk.bsky.social)

Admittedly, I genuinely didn't expect the end times to be...kinda funny?

3/9/2025, 4:27:21 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture psiamnotdrunk (@psiamnotdrunk.bsky.social) reply parent

I saw a Churchill here in Chicago that was physically set in an actual titanium factory and I think about it approximately once a week. Just incredible.

3/9/2025, 3:19:32 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Bev Rage at 9? in the PM? But I'm OLD

2/9/2025, 7:56:34 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture psiamnotdrunk (@psiamnotdrunk.bsky.social)

Pretty please?

2/9/2025, 7:18:10 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I yelped so loud I hurt my back

2/9/2025, 5:58:50 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture psiamnotdrunk (@psiamnotdrunk.bsky.social)

Admittedly I'm not her biggest fan, just not for me thanks, but this is real good casting.

2/9/2025, 2:25:31 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture psiamnotdrunk (@psiamnotdrunk.bsky.social) reply parent

Not for nothing but he also seems like a ā€œgets satisfaction out of making the waitress cryā€ kinda guy.

1/9/2025, 11:56:11 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture psiamnotdrunk (@psiamnotdrunk.bsky.social) reply parent

Throwing things or being thrown?

1/9/2025, 11:54:41 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture psiamnotdrunk (@psiamnotdrunk.bsky.social) reply parent

Thanks, Phillies! Love, A 🧢🐻 Fan

1/9/2025, 11:52:45 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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The Bananas are v queer

1/9/2025, 11:12:50 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture psiamnotdrunk (@psiamnotdrunk.bsky.social) reply parent

Don’t sleep on the Party Animals yo

1/9/2025, 11:12:14 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture psiamnotdrunk (@psiamnotdrunk.bsky.social) reply parent

…you have no idea

1/9/2025, 11:11:05 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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1/9/2025, 11:10:27 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture psiamnotdrunk (@psiamnotdrunk.bsky.social)

End of the World has grown on me exponentially as I’ve aged but it’s Shiny Happy People. The answer is Shiny Happy People.

1/9/2025, 11:06:38 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture psiamnotdrunk (@psiamnotdrunk.bsky.social)

🫣

1/9/2025, 11:04:11 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture bakoon (@bakoon.bsky.social) reposted

bases are loaded. we got a triple on deck

31/8/2025, 11:56:31 PM | 3603 688 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture psiamnotdrunk (@psiamnotdrunk.bsky.social) reply parent

Sure, on the highway, but in our GROCERY STORES?

30/8/2025, 5:02:35 PM | 5 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture psiamnotdrunk (@psiamnotdrunk.bsky.social) reply parent

Cruel or a treat? Maybe she’s earned it.

30/8/2025, 4:18:16 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture psiamnotdrunk (@psiamnotdrunk.bsky.social) reply parent

How did you know I didn’t know this and was too afraid to ask????

30/8/2025, 4:16:01 PM | 21 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture psiamnotdrunk (@psiamnotdrunk.bsky.social)

I was forced into retirement from drinking (I did it too good); I imagine this moment will be the spiritual equivalent of a bender and you WILL NOT TAKE THAT FROM ME *shakes*

30/8/2025, 3:32:50 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture psiamnotdrunk (@psiamnotdrunk.bsky.social) reply parent

None of the Pythons Ever Speak To The Press Again Challenge

30/8/2025, 3:23:41 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture psiamnotdrunk (@psiamnotdrunk.bsky.social) reposted reply parent

Exclamation point (sic), I feel no excitement for this ghoul

30/8/2025, 3:15:38 PM | 0 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture psiamnotdrunk (@psiamnotdrunk.bsky.social) reply parent

Exclamation point (sic), I feel no excitement for this ghoul

30/8/2025, 3:15:38 PM | 0 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture psiamnotdrunk (@psiamnotdrunk.bsky.social)

Gutfeld!

30/8/2025, 3:15:05 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture psiamnotdrunk (@psiamnotdrunk.bsky.social) reply parent

Buncha creeps the lot of them

30/8/2025, 3:13:40 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture psiamnotdrunk (@psiamnotdrunk.bsky.social) reply parent

Nope: on point Source: born in 83

30/8/2025, 3:11:55 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture psiamnotdrunk (@psiamnotdrunk.bsky.social) reply parent

Was it Lopez? This sounds like Lopez.

30/8/2025, 3:10:05 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture psiamnotdrunk (@psiamnotdrunk.bsky.social) reply parent

Also to answer your question: looks good, the alien is a nice touch, very accurate.

30/8/2025, 3:08:45 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture psiamnotdrunk (@psiamnotdrunk.bsky.social) reply parent

OMG THERES A WHOLE THING ON THE STUSSY S It’s good you should watch! youtu.be/RQdxHi4_Pvc?...

30/8/2025, 3:07:57 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Paul F. Tompkins (@pftompkins.bsky.social) reposted

If you are okay with this, if you think this is justified, if you think people living on the street have brought this upon themselves, if you think this is good leadership, you may be able to fool yourself that you care about others but you don’t fool me

29/8/2025, 8:07:28 PM | 12791 3801 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture psiamnotdrunk (@psiamnotdrunk.bsky.social)

They ship real quick, mine's on the way! šŸ‘¾

29/8/2025, 4:46:33 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture psiamnotdrunk (@psiamnotdrunk.bsky.social) reply parent

Jesus Christ dude, it’s a child

29/8/2025, 3:29:14 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture psiamnotdrunk (@psiamnotdrunk.bsky.social) reply parent

Yiiiiiiiiiiikes

29/8/2025, 1:22:28 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture psiamnotdrunk (@psiamnotdrunk.bsky.social) reply parent

Jesus, Molly, no

28/8/2025, 9:05:01 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture psiamnotdrunk (@psiamnotdrunk.bsky.social) reply parent

He has his moments! He also very much has his not moments!

28/8/2025, 9:04:17 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture psiamnotdrunk (@psiamnotdrunk.bsky.social) reply parent

I mean, I get *why* from his perspective (perhaps the poor is catching?) but he’s also really into that sacrifice. Like the trans stuff is absolutely political posturing, I truly think he doesn’t care about trans people one way or the other. His policies against unhoused people is *personal*.

28/8/2025, 8:59:38 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Shepherd (@neolithicsheep.bsky.social) reposted reply parent

So anyway put Chris Kluwe in the california state assembly to help keep me legally if not socially and physically safe. bsky.app/profile/chri...

28/8/2025, 7:13:29 PM | 80 7 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture psiamnotdrunk (@psiamnotdrunk.bsky.social) reply parent

Grew up in semi-conservative NorCal, rural CA is *terrifying*

28/8/2025, 8:11:55 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture psiamnotdrunk (@psiamnotdrunk.bsky.social)

Matthew Broderick killed a lady

28/8/2025, 7:00:11 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture psiamnotdrunk (@psiamnotdrunk.bsky.social)

Jesus Christ dude

28/8/2025, 6:48:45 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture psiamnotdrunk (@psiamnotdrunk.bsky.social)

Look, I don’t think there’s space right now for ā€œthey go low we go highā€ (there could be again! Just not now) but Man, if we get out of this alive, what do we want to be on the other side? This?

28/8/2025, 3:36:47 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture psiamnotdrunk (@psiamnotdrunk.bsky.social) reply parent

Have you…never had a job?

28/8/2025, 2:51:15 PM | 13 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture psiamnotdrunk (@psiamnotdrunk.bsky.social) reply parent

You go on the boat tour and all they ever say is that it’s owned by Trump. Yawn

26/8/2025, 12:22:47 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Laurie (@laurie-merrell.bsky.social) reposted

train

25/8/2025, 10:56:07 PM | 37 2 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture psiamnotdrunk (@psiamnotdrunk.bsky.social)

Look, I’m like the one person in Chicago generally neutral on Johnson but even I’m like ā€œā€¦the pushback from *that guy*?ā€ Very funny.

26/8/2025, 12:19:28 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture hammancheez (@hammancheez.bsky.social) reposted

Tim Walz : trans rights are human rights JB Pritzker : we’re taking names of all you fuckers and coming after you Gavin Newsom : lol my pr firm made another meme while i guest starred on another right wing podcast

25/8/2025, 9:47:29 PM | 7466 2226 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture psiamnotdrunk (@psiamnotdrunk.bsky.social) reply parent

It’ll DEFINITELY be better now that ESPN owns mlb.tv

25/8/2025, 11:48:15 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture psiamnotdrunk (@psiamnotdrunk.bsky.social)

When Rachel got off the plane

25/8/2025, 11:47:11 PM | 10 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture psiamnotdrunk (@psiamnotdrunk.bsky.social) reply parent

1. Arrest them all 2. Fix America 3. LET ME WATCH THE CUBS

25/8/2025, 11:46:11 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture psiamnotdrunk (@psiamnotdrunk.bsky.social) reply parent

Yeah but my neighbors won’t shut up about taxes (sorry about your crap state)

25/8/2025, 11:22:15 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Drankie Beverly (@drankiebeverly.spectorals.com) reposted

When you start sounding like how rednecks used to talk about us, you know you’re on the wrong side of things. Snoop legacy ain’t worth a damn no more

25/8/2025, 1:46:26 PM | 97 14 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture psiamnotdrunk (@psiamnotdrunk.bsky.social) reply parent

You cannot imagine the conditions here, we’re terrified

A view of the Chicago skyline from Old Town
24/8/2025, 7:24:54 PM | 68 8 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture psiamnotdrunk (@psiamnotdrunk.bsky.social) reply parent

For real, get it girl

24/8/2025, 4:07:33 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture psiamnotdrunk (@psiamnotdrunk.bsky.social)

I dropped some cute sunglasses in the Flamingo sanctuary at Lincoln Park Zoo if you have time thx

23/8/2025, 2:21:25 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Matt Ford (@mford.bsky.social) reposted

I didn’t have an inappropriate relationship with Jeffrey Epstein and I knew nothing of his crimes. It’s all right here in this redacted transcript of an interview my lawyer conducted with an alleged perjurer right before she was moved to a nicer prison.

22/8/2025, 7:26:56 PM | 1347 361 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture psiamnotdrunk (@psiamnotdrunk.bsky.social) reply parent

He’s a lil jacked!

22/8/2025, 6:56:24 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture psiamnotdrunk (@psiamnotdrunk.bsky.social) reply parent

You assume people are willing to speak to me

22/8/2025, 12:15:51 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture psiamnotdrunk (@psiamnotdrunk.bsky.social) reply parent

But the hands, Keezy! WHAT TO DO WITH THE HANDS???

22/8/2025, 12:14:05 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture psiamnotdrunk (@psiamnotdrunk.bsky.social) reply parent

lol get him

20/8/2025, 11:45:08 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture psiamnotdrunk (@psiamnotdrunk.bsky.social) reply parent

ā€œMostā€ is dubious but even if you’re correct, the things we disagree on are profound issues. Like continuing to let trans people exist in our society. Leftists don’t compromise on that shit.

20/8/2025, 11:44:03 PM | 1 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture psiamnotdrunk (@psiamnotdrunk.bsky.social)

The fact that it took him so long to trot out this little pony is the only problematic thing about Mamdani

20/8/2025, 11:28:38 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture psiamnotdrunk (@psiamnotdrunk.bsky.social) reply parent

I was around when he was the mayor in SF. He’s never had any decency.

20/8/2025, 11:26:36 PM | 5 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture psiamnotdrunk (@psiamnotdrunk.bsky.social)

Just when that day is coming / who can say?

20/8/2025, 4:30:31 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jesus Lizard Superstar šŸ–¤ šŸ€šŸ€šŸ€ (@acekatana.bsky.social) reposted

MCA: when I rock the mic it's such a Beastie Boys: THRILL Ad-Rock: we hate J K Rowling and Beastie Boys: WISH HER ILL

19/8/2025, 2:14:39 AM | 1326 427 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture psiamnotdrunk (@psiamnotdrunk.bsky.social) reply parent

The irony here is…palpable

18/8/2025, 6:21:36 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Tracks/based

17/8/2025, 10:01:03 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture psiamnotdrunk (@psiamnotdrunk.bsky.social)

Can confirm, will smash

17/8/2025, 6:18:27 PM | 2 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture psiamnotdrunk (@psiamnotdrunk.bsky.social) reply parent

Oh THANK GOD sweet Matt Berry is safe I never watched, friends did, so no love lost

17/8/2025, 6:17:08 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture psiamnotdrunk (@psiamnotdrunk.bsky.social) reply parent

HE’S THE IT CROWD GUY WAT I genuinely thought this dude was ONLY noteworthy for being a Creepy TERF.

17/8/2025, 2:35:40 PM | 7 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture psiamnotdrunk (@psiamnotdrunk.bsky.social) reply parent

Ah! I have no object permanence with that place. I’m sure I see it all the time but it’s also absolutely ephemeral.

15/8/2025, 7:15:06 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture psiamnotdrunk (@psiamnotdrunk.bsky.social) reply parent

Oh God, remind me? It’s not the Boutique Healthcare Gaysā„¢ļø, right?

15/8/2025, 7:01:57 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture psiamnotdrunk (@psiamnotdrunk.bsky.social)

It’s under and I will die on that hill (AND I’ll take you down with me)

15/8/2025, 5:55:52 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture psiamnotdrunk (@psiamnotdrunk.bsky.social) reply parent

(Based)

15/8/2025, 4:58:16 PM | 6 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture psiamnotdrunk (@psiamnotdrunk.bsky.social) reply parent

I mean this is the logical conclusion, sure, but also not what she said

15/8/2025, 3:26:36 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture psiamnotdrunk (@psiamnotdrunk.bsky.social) reply parent

But also she didn't call him a Nazi

15/8/2025, 3:25:24 PM | 10 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture chuff (@chuff.bsky.social) reposted

You heard him: throw more sandwiches.

15/8/2025, 12:18:05 AM | 2 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture psiamnotdrunk (@psiamnotdrunk.bsky.social)

Amen

15/8/2025, 12:40:20 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture David Zoltan (he/they) (@wonkicorn.bsky.social) reposted

Money bail only served to imprison the poor, presumed innocent or not. Exactly why Trump loves it. We've made incredible progress in Illinois without it & must not only preserve the law but reinforce it, especially while it's already being subtly undermined by State's Attorney O'Neill Burke.

12/8/2025, 4:53:35 PM | 16 8 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture psiamnotdrunk (@psiamnotdrunk.bsky.social) reply parent

Great. You’ll let me know what else you’re okay with me doing on the internet going forward I assume.

12/8/2025, 11:32:41 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture psiamnotdrunk (@psiamnotdrunk.bsky.social) reply parent

I’m echoing her point. What bit I agree with, at least. You made a statement, I responded. Is that not how this works?

12/8/2025, 11:26:16 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture psiamnotdrunk (@psiamnotdrunk.bsky.social) reply parent

Not that *everybody* isn’t on edge right now but: women are on the edge right now. I get it.

12/8/2025, 11:21:20 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture psiamnotdrunk (@psiamnotdrunk.bsky.social) reply parent

To be fair, a lot of gay men have *deep* issues with women too. Sometimes even not that deep.

12/8/2025, 11:20:15 PM | 10 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Preorder Read This When Things Fall Apart (@mskellymhayes.bsky.social) reposted

Not all of the ā€œTen Commandments for Danesā€ā€”moral instructions for resisting fascism under the German occupation of Denmark—apply to our situation under consolidating authoritarianism in the heart of empire. One that absolutely does: "You shall protect anyone chased by the [fascists]."

11/8/2025, 11:40:06 PM | 321 79 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture psiamnotdrunk (@psiamnotdrunk.bsky.social) reply parent

Wait Jesse James the cowboy or Jesse James who married Sandra Bullock

12/8/2025, 12:13:50 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture psiamnotdrunk (@psiamnotdrunk.bsky.social) reply parent

Opoooh. The Hot Zone for me but I’m not entirely sure what it reveals. I am not a science nerd, I am a theatre dork

12/8/2025, 12:06:04 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture psiamnotdrunk (@psiamnotdrunk.bsky.social) reply parent

ā€œOpooooohā€ good one, girl.

12/8/2025, 12:05:49 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture psiamnotdrunk (@psiamnotdrunk.bsky.social)

Opoooh. The Hot Zone for me but I’m not entirely sure what it reveals. I am not a science nerd, I am a theatre dork, show some respect.

12/8/2025, 12:04:55 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture psiamnotdrunk (@psiamnotdrunk.bsky.social) reply parent

This is the way. The internet was good up until 1997 and no further

11/8/2025, 11:58:36 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture psiamnotdrunk (@psiamnotdrunk.bsky.social) reply parent

Please let us know which forms of discrimination you find acceptable so we can figure out where to draw the line.

8/8/2025, 5:33:57 PM | 7 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture psiamnotdrunk (@psiamnotdrunk.bsky.social) reply parent

Same with the Auditorium. They have cheap tours during the weekday, highly recommended.

7/8/2025, 1:01:20 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture psiamnotdrunk (@psiamnotdrunk.bsky.social) reply parent

Ah shit I missed it. How’s tomorrow?

7/8/2025, 1:39:18 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture psiamnotdrunk (@psiamnotdrunk.bsky.social) reply parent

Mea culpa, I’m tired and I suck, ignore me

6/8/2025, 10:32:40 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture psiamnotdrunk (@psiamnotdrunk.bsky.social) reply parent

Admittedly that article messed me up enough for them to catch strays. It struck me as gross to be the first thing mentioned.

6/8/2025, 10:31:59 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture psiamnotdrunk (@psiamnotdrunk.bsky.social) reply parent

…that’s your problem with this?

6/8/2025, 10:27:12 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture psiamnotdrunk (@psiamnotdrunk.bsky.social) reply parent

Mazel— oh

5/8/2025, 8:05:59 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture psiamnotdrunk (@psiamnotdrunk.bsky.social) reply parent

Shamrock Capital would like a word

5/8/2025, 7:15:23 PM | 21 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture psiamnotdrunk (@psiamnotdrunk.bsky.social) reply parent

If we’re going to have them we should at least get one or two on our side

5/8/2025, 6:28:05 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view