FIGJAM prime minister 😆
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FIGJAM prime minister 😆
Show us the receipts I say
Honestly they literally had some old white guy saying that on the news tonight
And the only politician to vote against the new gun laws after the Chch Mosque Shooting
Showing my age now…. The Damned in The Young Ones youtu.be/J2H_7LY5LqM?...
I’m going to watch it again today 🙏
Hard same 🥂
Who’s your favourite Mr Darcy?
Do we have any ACC experts in the house? I have been declined weekly compensation for an upcoming surgery, because the original accident happened when I was a child, and wasn’t earning at that time. No idea how to deal with this….
Who believes a word Israel spouts at this point? It’s all BS
How about getting rid of the Ministry for Regulation….
Muster or Munster? 🧟♂️
Also let’s make workplaces more dangerous
We have removed said company from our shopping lists, even going so far as to make our own muesli!
Another reason to not shop in the Hutt!
Whats happened to her left hand, did it get stuck in the meat grinder?
What an absolutely dire group of choices to make..... It's barely better in the Hutt... but at least its not this.
Exactly why this has happened......
Much of the World Stops Sending Mail to U.S. https://gizmodo.com/much-of-the-world-stops-sending-mail-to-u-s-2000647011
Assuming that AWS and Google will say the opposite!!
What was Maiki thinking?
Well all have to buy Westgold from now on, or one of the other little independent ones
Love that song, it always gets blasted when it comes on.
It just gets heaped on doesn’t it - now small businesses are also expected to deal with those pesky transaction charges thanks to rich and sorted Nats
My workplace is downsizing by about 800 people in the next few months, including me and my hubby. It’s dire.
Previously a candidate for "Independent Hutt" by the loosk www.reddit.com/r/LowerHutt/...
Interesting that they misunderstood what sanitised meant......
Me too, he constantly inserts himself into everything
He's driving several ambulances 🚑
And then they are shocked when running a country is totally different to running a business.......
I totally agree, central govt should provide those services, across the entire motu, local govt should be able to focus on community things like parks, libraries etc. The things that actually build communities.
Ouch
✨ BOOP CHECKPOINT ✨ You are legally required to momentarily stop doomscrolling and boop de snoot
RIP Terence Stamp. Goodbye General Zod, Chancellor Valorum, Jor-El in Smallville, and Prophet of Truth in Halo 3. Terence Stamp was also in Priscilla, Queen of the Desert, Red Planet, Last Night in Soho, Miss Peregrine, Big Eyes, Alien Nation, Wall Street, and many more movies. He was 87.
He’s the stubbed toe
Also this for NZ
Are we back on track yet? #nzpol www.reuters.com/world/asia-p...
That’s a shit tonne of Corollas……… probably even a few Ferraris 😆
Major accident SH2 southbound between Petone and Nauranga. Cars being diverted off motorway at Maungaraki. Tail end of backed up cars being turned around and send back north in south bound lane.
We had an A30 - maybe the two door version? Driving it uphill one day the keys fell out of the ignition, but she just soldiered on regardless 😆
Who on earth is voting for Jones…. Jfc
Local boy done good.... support him please peeps..... givealittle.co.nz/cause/help-s...
He looks very Trumpy there
Imagine rocking up to a family and saying here’s 500k worth of support
We aren’t renewing any of ours! Will stick to good ole tvnz on demand and three now.
Gorgeous sideboard Paula!
Evidence from Wales that reducing speeds reduces harm and saves $$
Can you imagine the good that could have been done investing 500k into those whanau whose children participated…
Aren’t they all?
Surprised/pleased to learn that Kiwibank doesn't add a Paywave surcharge to merchants. So if your merchant doesn't want to be on the hook for those...
This is Virginia Guiffre's statement to Ghislane Maxwell, read by Guiffre's attorney in court the day Maxwell was sentenced. I had to divide it into 2 parts. Please read each & share. These are the words of a child rape victim, a victim of the monster Trump now protecting & arranging her freedom.
Is The Fat Duck still there? Soooo good
@tepaatimaori.bsky.social @nzgreens.nzcow.com help?
15% for little ole AoNZ, population 5m vs USA population 342m......
newsroom.co.nz/2025/08/01/l...
BREAKING: The number of Palestinians who have died from Israeli-induced starvation in Gaza has risen to 147 people, including 88 children, says Gaza's health ministry. 🔴 LIVE updates: aje.io/ym2wr7
It IS super hard to read more than the top two lines tho……… 😆
The young and Māori, Pasifika and Asian communities will pay the 'heaviest price' by being disenfranchised, warns Judith Collins, KC. Jonathan Milne reports.
I had a plum tree on my berm and all that happened is the wasps had a field day.
Let’s double down and remove the non-official language off the front…… English
My grandson was eating a chicken drumstick and asked what part of the chicken is this - when he was told it was the leg he says, I hope the chicken is ok 😎
What the actual, it says so much about his ego doesn’t it. Fragile
How soon til Bish and Willis roll Luxon? After Xmas?
📢 The organiser of the funds say she believes the reason is political.
Another pig 🐷
Why aren’t we investing that money into our existing medical schools - yet more layers of admin to pay for instead of actual students
Isn't like 90% of this already announced? so its just really a re-announcement?
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I liked it too, I was surprised how many songs I knew!
Also Callahan Innovation wtaf!
When I was on the BOT of my girls’ school our kaumātua thought we should have even length holidays instead of short short short long, but also four day work week!
The corn farmers will love this
Oh he’s doing a Ray Chung! Sorry I got caught doing something I shouldn’t have.
There was some economist in the news saying how good it actually is for the economy- I think he forgot to mention it’s actually the farmers
I firmly believe central govt should do the boring stuff like roads and rubbish and leave local councils to focus on the good stuff like pools, parks, libraries etc
Today we started our first election process in NZ in 1853. To be eligible to vote you had to be male, a British subject, own a certain value of land, and not have a criminal conviction. 5000 odd eligible voters when the vast majority of the population were Māori (62,000ish), and so it began...
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Incredible piece by @joelmacmanus.bsky.social. It is crucial to continue calling this out and push for a more respectful environment in politics. Those who wish to stand for public office, particularly women and Māori, deserve this. Our constituents deserve this too. #nzpol
The flood wasn’t political. Why the county was so unprepared and people died… that was entirely political.
Same guy who refused the application to give Petone its correct name of Pito One just because……
Another example of privilege being abused for sure.
I saw her announce that and thought, what a waste of time, that's not going to change their focus on massive profits, which is of course their entire purpose.
all my daughters friends in their early 20s are off to Brisbane or Melbourne this year.
What a pig www.stuff.co.nz/nz-news/3607...
Or helping Pukaha would also be useful.
What is it between Seymour and KidsCan? 🤷♀️ his comparison to the charity stuffed up the very well run school lunch programme as well.
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So Seymour claimed last month that 99.5% of RSB submissions were from bots. I asked him for more details, inc. how this number was arrived at. His office says “this information doesn’t exist.” So he just pulled it out of his arse, and here’s his office admitting it.
Fancy having to rely on BVV or CP to make a sensible decision 🤦🏻♀️
Not all heroes wear capes. Some are brave rangatahi with strong morals and no fear of heights or war criminals. Dig deep and help them out, every little bit will really help. @patbrittenden.bsky.social, @chewienz.bsky.social please give this a boost! #nzpol #kikorangi
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Go @top.org.nz 👏
Him and Ray Avery….. ick
