Truly the Pierre Poilievre of municipal politics
Garden variety, neurodivergent middle-aged weirdo. Quaid Army.
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Truly the Pierre Poilievre of municipal politics
Gen Z male bravado absolutely whithers when faced with even a modicum of challenge
.@sportsnet590thefan.bsky.social Was the goal to put the most charmless, unoriginal morning drive team in Canadian radio? Because if so, nailed it!
CLASSIC non-child fucker response!
if you find yourself in a difficult situation, don’t panic. Take a deep breath and ask yourself, “What would George Springer do?” And then do that.
Ween was ahead of its time. youtu.be/KWHRSXATcu0?...
okay, mais c’est qui Pierre Poilievre?
This is precisely how real baseball players who baseball correctly approach joining a winning team
George Springer is a swell guy and I quite enjoy the way he plays baseball.
Welp, the Blue Jays are the most fun they’ve been this century, and the Habs are poised to do the same. Better offset all this optimism with a healthy dose of Dolphins football!
Sounds like Rob Manfred was sick of Ohtani not pitching against Skenes
Lol how badly does he wish people would go back to speculating on whether he died? Hahaha
Can’t wait to hear John Adams explain that women can’t possibly get wet because his wife never has, Eisenhower lament his overt sexual attraction to his own sister, and Lincoln complain that Bill Burr is too woke!
The Phillip Morris/Koch Industries-funded Fraser Institute is such a uniquely corrosive force on Canadian politics and society
All good. The Grammar Police have been defunded :)
That’s the thing! There are so many sane, rational people like you who live there, so it’s not like the crazies are living in an echo chamber. I grew up in Quebec so I’m no stranger to insufferable persecution complexes, but it feels like the West *acts* on it in more hostile & reactive ways
I’m genuinely so curious to understand why Alberta, and to a lesser extent Western Canada in general, is like this. Western alienation hasn’t been a relevant gripe for 25 years. But 100% of far-right, performative ignorance in this country comes from there. I don’t get it.
Born and raised Queb here. You can just say Simons in the English way when speaking English. The attempt at pronunciation by ROC Anglos is nails on a chalkboard
Quick follow up: who is Pierre Poilievre?
Nothing but respect for Jays legend Homer Bush
I’d say his long history of child fucking precludes him from heaven, but I guess that depends on how many Catholic priests made it in
Gangs of Chicago, what better way to squash your beefs than by uniting against Trump’s stormtroopers?
I think what they’re all pining for is economic freedom. Socially, the 90s were still a hotbed of acceptable homophobia, transphobia, and casual racism masquerading as irony
WASPs remain Toronto’s most hostile, invasive species. At least wasps are seasonal.
Instead of opposing Cracker Barrel changing its logo, oppose the economic policies that require you to eat at Cracker Barrel
It’s legitimately so stupid that he’s not in the HOF
It’s become such bad faith journalism
He’s absolutely, 100% dead.
Got from uptown to downtown in ~25 min this way today and it was glorious
I’m going to miss him when he dies, presumably later today
Meanwhile the brainwormed derp derps in Western Canada are pushing to bring back coal because, morons
This is, quite literally, a beat-for-beat rip off of Connor Roy & Mencken from the Succession finale.
You’re welcome here. We’d be honoured and lucky to have you.
Alek Manoah will complete his redemption arc by becoming the lights-out closer the Jays’ bullpen desperately needs.
We’ll know he’s dead if Nick Castellanos homers today
Liking the air show is a dead giveaway you were part of the Feeedom Convoy
“Birthplace of Friction”
And softer than baby shit, too
I mean, I guess President Couch Fucker is an upgrade over President Child Fucker
Wonder if he’s going to come back for the funeral?
Trump has died. Pass it on.
C’mon, confirm it you fucking losers. The world wants to party!
“We promise Wasaga Beach will remain as douchey as ever, BUT! It’ll be a different class of douche.”
In retaliation, Trump has chosen to simply die. 5D chess, babyyy
The one mushroom dick the Throat Goat wouldn’t devour
Wow, JD Vance murdered the Pope and the President in the same year
Trump’s countermove: literally dying
How’s he going to do that when he’s never, ever going to be PM?
If it’s true Don Jr better find a country with no extradition and never, ever leave, because that greasy, big-titted, chinless cokehead is FUCKED
Wait, did he die?! DO NOT GET MY HOPES UP YOU GODDAMNED NERDS
Does Jelena’s training regimen involve eating all the other Latvian players? Or is that just the Chernobyl radiation?
In Jelena’s defense, she was clearly born too close to Chernobyl’s radiation
What goes on between 9 million consenting adults is none of anyone’s business
The real Kennedy Curse is on all of us, and it’s that Bobby Jr lived
The Blue Jays’ next three starters are Shane Bieber, Kevin Gausman, and Max Scherzer, which is a sentence I never thought I’d get to type and now my erection has lasted more than 4 hours is anyone here a doctor?
They’re both better, too. Unless fascist shit holes are your thing.
I’ll believe it when I see it
Electing this stale fart in the first place speaks to the larger problem with brainwormed Albertans
The most befitting funeral would be to dump Ashlii ‘s bullet-riddled corpse into the grease pit at Cracker Barrel
Lol “brink.” Which BCE exec’s nephew wrote this?
Lol yes, without any context. No wonder your country is such a flaming pile of garbage. I’m going to miss you when you starve to death.
Lol his riding rejected him harder than his birth parents. He just forced someone who actually earned their seat in our dumbest, redneckiest riding, to step down so he could win his consolation prize. Maybe focus on your own collapsing shit hole. Or better still, get fucked you absolute dipshit.
Hi! Fuck your AI slop with a million rusty AI dicks!
If I were a Wings fan, I’d make jokes, too. Takes the sting out of Detroit’s impending dumpster fire of a season
An entire group people are being deliberately wiped from existence; irrespective of the cause, I’m pretty sure we can all walk and chew gum at the same time.
What is with the brain worms epidemic in Western Canada?
And a self-hating closet case! The man contains multitudes!
Our cashless world has made public urination in Europe particularly stressful
Next time wait til mid 1st and let your taste buds reap the rewards!
Oh! Yes. This is a known thing. I completely understand now.
To be fair, Charlie has a severe intellectual disability as result of his excessive chromosomes
When did England become… stupid?
Well I’m sure no provincial or municipal politicians will use this as a pretext for continuing its war against the unhoused
It’s a White Trash debate
Whatever the cause, I hope his suffering in death was commensurate with the suffering he caused others. That goes for every ICE agent
If it helps, Americans have so many more things to be embarrassed and ashamed of!
I had 6 and they were goddamned magnificent.
Are you referring to noted trust fund baby Robert Richie?
Love how Schneids is basically the real life incarnation of Mike from The Art of Fielding.
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Travis Kelce isn’t spending a dime of his Tonight Show money.
Not a lot of countries have the courage and foresight to go Full Shit Hole. But then, America isn’t just any country. It’s the Apex Shit Hole.
Counterpoint: get absolutely fucked
Lollll he is quite literally the exact same soft, two-faced, sell out, cosplaying snitch he’s been for the past 30 years. You’re just finally noticing. Welcome!
if that happens, 9/11 will have completed the most astounding public makeover in recorded history
Bring it on, you fat syphillitic pedophile
Fuck AI and everyone responsible for bringing it into existence. I curse you all to a lifetime of violent, uncontrollable diarrhea
Western Canada: Why does the rest of the country look down on us as ignorant, dumb rubes? Also Western Canada:
Wow, did not expect such scumbag behaviour from a director who fucks his own kids
And now you understand.
You’d be stomping, too, after leading the Toronto Blue Jays to eight World Series titles over the past ten years!
Biblical scholars will recognize as the spot where Jesus stashed his porn
OR, maybe they actually want to occupy cities *in addition* to their many crimes? But go on, keep peddling your books! Very cool non-shithole grifter culture/country you guys have down there!
lol “surviving.” He’s been a snitch since the mid ‘90s. Snoop’s been a fucking cosplayer sellout his entire life. You’re just noticing. Better late than never, I guess?
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Change Hattie Carroll to Kilmar Abrego Garcia, and William Zanzinger to Fat Syphillitic Child Rapist Donald Trump, and the song holds up
Seems a LOT of pear-shaped white dudes see themselves in Cal Raleigh
