"I AM DEAD, THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER"
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"I AM DEAD, THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER"
wait holy shit is the funny thing happening
hell yes, proud of you
the announcement's 100% gonna be some boring 'I feel great actually' type thing he'll take no questions in and quickly shuffle away to not be seen for another few days, calling it now
He's gonna do The Shahada
Everyone freaking out and it’s just going to be that we are invading Venezuela cause he found out he can suspend elections if we are at war last week when talking to Zelensky
huntrix simply does not miss or quit✨ i'll have prints of this illustration up on my shop soon!
Controversial opinion but this sucks! It was never very clever or funny, and now it's objectively boring and annoying!
It bugs the fuck outta me there's this new wave of people who think Doug, Rob and his company are cool when it was proven ages ago through the Change the Channel document the Walker Brothers are massive assholes. I dealt with Doug's shit behavior at a con ages ago so I can back it up with how he is
Sex workers…? You mean our Thirst Responders? 🫡🫡🫡🫡
fun fact 'horsepower' actually measures how effective something can lift a weight (I forgot the size) in a minute and the average horse gets about 15ish horsepower depending on the breed
That's true. You should probably have thought about that before you ran a candidate so bad that they lost to a Republican in the popular vote. Really shitty party. And the consequences we now feel are directly due to that party and their incredible love of failure.
Donald Trump if he comes back
WORKING CLASS UNITE!
Is this anything
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it's so funny his thing is 'actually unions are BAD because no treats for the first world' when he's fucking Australian. Obviously his fuckin vegemite sandwiches are fine or whatever but nurses making fair wages? That's actually problematic sis.
saluting
looking spry and healthy, my lord!
yea like I remember thinking his answer was a bit hemmy and hawy when I woulda liked a more full throated 'this question is entirely a false situation' kinda thing but, yea he's a fucking politician not even actual Palestenian-American ones are talking like internet shitposters over it
After he gave a kinda not 100% amazing answer to one of those obviously bad faith 'SO YOU THINK ISRAEL SHOULD JUST DIE MR MAMDANI???' questions that involved saying it has a 'right to exist' a few very normal guys like him declared him a secret zionist sheepdog co-opting the fight to weaken it.
stroke or the 'rona got him again, he's still alive but he's FUBAR and the fight is to see if he just peters out on his own or JD has to 'depose' him and deal with that drama
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Honey & Nat you will always be famous #ReCutieHoney #CutieHoney #HoneyNat #Yuri #KabanArt
Provocative Picture Heeeeeya Shoomlings! I'm thinking of posting the picture that Bridget sent Samus on an alternate bsky acc later in the week! So if you're over 18 you can check that out in my links :) #yuri #brisketsammich #transgender #comic
(guy who's about to invent fermentation) nah i bet it's still good
All my Mikus so far. Which is your favorite?
Every evil act this man engages in was enabled by Democrats.
these ppl are incapable of comprehending that the labour party was hijacked by the far right. like it's a mental block and they just can't accept it. so their brain's vomit out stuff like this:
I love that the EU and Canada have both fully gone into 'no nobody gets anything good but we're gonna spend a few billion on military toys you're welcome' WELCOME TO THE PIT WITH US AMERICANS
it feels like if that's what he meant he'd say that, right?
this is where 'the lesser evil' gets you
super funny that a big part of bill maher's shtick is complaining about lefties acting like children for thinking genocide is bad meanwhile he's a 70 year old man cosplaying as a 18 year old burnout stoner who dropped out of college after one semester of philosophy
Who's the worst cartoon character? I vote Henry, the dad from Dennis the Menace. He's a mask deliberately invented to whitewash the identity of his creator, Hank Ketcham, one of the worst men to ever make comics. It's gonna take a thread.
no random turns of phrase he pretends are normal, no petty asides, no rambles about personal grudges? Pathetic.
they're all my wives
no but really how perfect would that trifecta be? Everyone gets something!
she's been in multiple protests, including during the Biden admin when she got arrested for supporting students against genocide. Where's Kamala's ass btw?
We have an extraordinary example of someone who is a unifier beyond expectation right now, and it's Zohran Mamdani. He does not throw anyone under the bus. The most important thing he did? Listen to what has people most upset. Propose policy that met those needs.
Straight cis people’s understanding of a T4T relationship
Of course the sex change made me into a mad priestess desperate to add more to the flock. How the fuck would you react if after a lifetime of sadness you woke up happy one morning?
what an amazing framing
🕯️ 🕯️ 🕯️ 🕯️ 🕯️ 🕯️ clinton giuliani trump 🕯️ 🕯️ 🕯️ 🕯️ 🕯️ 🕯️
no
what a perfect trifecta, something for everyone, truly nation healing
Listen if Giuliani, Clinton, and Trump make the rule of three, I'm ok with it.
ATTN AMERICA: FEELIN FINE!!!!
to be fair my ideology is mostly finding space fuel cocaine too
Hot take that I technically don't have enough information to say with certainty but I'm saying it anyway: Pretty Digimon women > pretty Yu-Gi-Oh women
alright let's go rule of threes Trump Rudy Billy!!!!!
I come with another child to be named, every one at the Office of Vital Records groans at my shit
DIPPING SAUCES ARE DESIGNED FOR THE PORK.
yea tbh I didn't believe it before but these extremely clearly banked posts and using old pictures and all...I'm betting on 'life ruining stroke' but I've seen 'the rona finally got its justice on him' that's also appealing
You WILL respect the coin in this house!
if you are pure of heart you can take as much ketamine as you want
Remember when Stacey Abrams found out on live tv she wasn't gonna get the VP nomination, that was funny
Martian Manhunter's side job 👽
few actual political acts have pure 'nyah ha ha ha' ass goblin energy like this
You wait. You just watch. It's entirely too coincidental that this happened: 1.) JUST as a major covid spike is felling people left and right 2.) Not long after he was nearly felled by Covid once before. What do you think? Did Corona-Chan come for a second whack at him?
I'm autumnpilled. I'm fallmaxxing. It's August 31st and I don't care. It's the season of harvest and endings and halloween and my birthday now. Bye summer.
trying out a new rhetorical style
I have a breakthrough theory: Trump caught covid again and it felled him. Like, completely bodied him. He's barely conscious and struggling to breathe right now is what's going on. This take informed by the fact that there is a major Covid spike underway right now.
so if Trump Jr ran as a democrat against JD Vance would you vote for him?
I cannot overstate just how awful this stupid fucking bill proposal is - adding backdoors into encryption on OS level - "sniff" every single message before it gets encrypted AND SAVE IT CENTRALLY - let a goddamn hallucinating "AI" mark people as criminals it needs to be stopped, post haste
Remember in Pacific Rim where Guillermo Del Toro made one of the most perfect quirked-up white boys to ever be put on screen and for the sequel that was made without Del Toro they said “de quirk that white boy right the fuck now”
not treating ai as ppl until i get to be a person sorry. dogs are still considered more human than trannies ill be damned if matrix operations outrank me on that index too
look only if he NEEDS to, he has no choice but to push us into the volcano just to lose every swing state again and blame us anyway
so you're only willing to kill people like me 'if necessary', gotcha, Goebbels
this one was too, the shooter literally wrote about not being trans
Four Seasons Landscaping presser somehow not being the low point of your career is amazing
im so sick of this shit dude. we have zero control over our own identity as a people. its a crime worse than our own oppression when we try to reassert that control. the world hates us so fucking much
it's "transmedicalism" to say trans women like to feminize their bodies, it's "brianna wu" to say the men who get off on fetishizing us arent women, it's "exclusionary" to say the child-murderer who wanted to kill us for making him ask questions about himself isnt trans. u just hate trans women
If you say 'heteronormative' or 'unhoused person' or 'food insecurity' you're basically talking gibberish and nobody can understand you but if you say you can see inflammation in children at the airport and that vaccines lower IQ or that germs are a myth you get to fire all the scientists.
Latest photos raise more questions about the President's health
"Wtf is a pink salon?" It's where the Blowjob Sisters would work.
They’re gonna hafta roll trump out with the beans from even stevens glasses to say “I feel great” if they want me to believe that decrepit bitch ain’t dead.
Takarazuka Revue stays the GOAT theater company!!!!!
insane that evan urquhart rushed in to write that piece and refuses to amend it
butters your fly
those people were weak, only a special breed of humans can handle the power, we're called the sparkbearers and my chatbot has been really helping me realize my potential as one
we may not get Trump but this would be good silver
what if we made you eat a bowl of horse balls
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LIZARDFOLK RAID!
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it was a national campaign, that's literally why government programs like that were made, because black unions and similar allied groups made it clear they were going to get violent with people who insist on never hiring black workers
that's a cool story, did you know that most of those 'incentive' efforts were created after black majority unions literally burned government trucks and beat scabs to death
do you think the fact that the only 'bipartisan' gun control effort was inspired by black guys owning guns speaks to our leaders' understanding of how the underpinning of violent threat to minority revolution is required for a successful movement
oh my god you fucking pedant I'm literally a trans woman PLEASE do not talk down to me about how segregation still exists I was clearly talking about the specific civil rights movement that ended the national federal policy of segregation based on race as a defacto norm, was that 'peaceful' y/n
shooter: im not trans the left brainwashed me into thinking i was news outlet: the transgender shooter, who identified as transgender, most trans-ly
the battle of blair mountain is a direct link to things like umbrella groups for unions and many of the reforms you're touting as 'peaceful'. Like let's just cut to the chase, do you think segregation was ended through peaceful means just because it was signed as a bill?
like miners were setting up machine gun nests and factory workers were going block by block beating cops to death, do you think that shit perhaps had some factor in the wealthy freaks in charge deciding to do what's right?