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Toska Jayus

@rannulbh.bsky.social

I’m torn between childlike wonder and primal dread.

created October 23, 2024

158 followers 400 following 631 posts

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Profile picture TDE Wrestling (@tdewrestling.com) reposted

YOOOOOOOO! #AEWAllOut ➡️ allelitewrestling.com/aewonppv

20/9/2025, 11:50:15 PM | 73 15 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Kay (@kaybebop.bsky.social) reposted

Return of the King #aew #wrestlesky #berserk

20/9/2025, 11:57:29 PM | 281 167 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Toska Jayus (@rannulbh.bsky.social) reply parent

I've wanted a police procedural like this. Law &Order Qo'noS.

20/9/2025, 8:27:50 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture cow tools daily (@cowtoolsdaily.bsky.social) reposted

give us this day our daily lump

Painting of an old man with white hair and a white beard praying over a table with 4 crudely made tools on it. a take on a particular painting every Lutheran grandma has in their home.
17/3/2025, 12:35:59 PM | 336 37 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Toska Jayus (@rannulbh.bsky.social) reply parent

30 seconds of looking and I totally forgot about the Indiana Jones CYOA (Find Your Fate books really) damnit. I NEEDS those.

20/9/2025, 2:33:35 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Toska Jayus (@rannulbh.bsky.social)

Are there adult choose your own adventures? Not adult like bow chicka bow wow but adult in complexity.

20/9/2025, 2:24:37 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Chris Lilley ✠ 🇵🇸🇺🇦 (@frostinthepines.bsky.social) reposted

Use correct terminology! It's not "expresso," it's *espresso* It's not "hone in," it's *home in* It's not "irregardless," it's *regardless* It's not "vaccine skeptical," it's *pro infectious diseases* It's not "pro medical freedom about vaccines," it's *scientifically illiterate*

19/9/2025, 11:19:22 PM | 413 97 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Toska Jayus (@rannulbh.bsky.social) reply parent

Apparently there was some major pushback. They put a message up in the hallway everyone walks through that "THERE WILL NO CHANGES TO THE CURRENT HOLIDAYS"

20/9/2025, 12:06:32 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Toska Jayus (@rannulbh.bsky.social) reply parent

I'm really sorry for this but. You ever fought fascism, on weed?

19/9/2025, 5:40:49 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Acyn (@acyn.bsky.social) reposted

AOC: We should be clear about who Charlie Kirk was. A man who believed that the civil rights act that granted black Americans the right to vote was a mistake… His rhetoric and beliefs were ignorant, uneducated, and sought to disenfranchise millions of Americans.

19/9/2025, 4:19:52 PM | 30451 7805 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Gareth Watkins (@garethwatkins.bsky.social) reposted

Dam been writing a book about this and she just TikToked it in 90 seconds.

19/9/2025, 9:33:52 AM | 17963 7466 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Toska Jayus (@rannulbh.bsky.social)

Just found out the company I work for might be taking away holidays next year. There has already been several people that have said they will take early retirement if this becomes policy. Best thing is the office side still gets the holidays.

19/9/2025, 2:23:54 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Hard Drive (@hard-drive.net) reposted

Nintendo Patents Pressing Button to Jump hard-drive.net/hd/video-gam...

19/9/2025, 2:05:19 PM | 850 171 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture McSweeney's (@mcsweeneys.net) reposted

"I like so many things about free speech. I like that my friends on TV can say they want to kill homeless people and then keep showing up for work like nothing happened."

19/9/2025, 1:20:07 AM | 299 71 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Corey Rayburn Yung (@coreyryung.bsky.social) reposted

The number of times an aspiring authoritarian was stopped through capitulation remains 0

18/9/2025, 8:03:54 PM | 500 112 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture wobblerocket 🎲🎮 (@wobblerocket.com) reposted

As you cancel streaming services, here is a casual reminder that only 16% of Americans read for pleasure anymore, and your local library has hundreds or thousands of books you haven't read. They would love to see you stop by and renew your library card.

18/9/2025, 7:55:20 PM | 13379 5422 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Catherynne M. Valente (@catvalente.bsky.social) reposted

Just for the record, Jimmy Kimmel wasn’t canceled for The Man Show or Crank Yankers or any of the other off putting misogynist, ableist, racist content he made his name on before going respectable, because the left doesn’t actually do that. Canceled for telling the truth, because the right does.

18/9/2025, 1:57:56 PM | 152 37 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Toska Jayus (@rannulbh.bsky.social)

So, he asked himself what if I don't get to heaven and his answer was to be an even bigger facist?

18/9/2025, 5:22:34 AM | 1 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Toska Jayus (@rannulbh.bsky.social) reply parent

I feel your pain I still have nightmares of a job I left 10 years ago.

18/9/2025, 5:18:50 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Toska Jayus (@rannulbh.bsky.social)

I will maintain until the day I die that she won.

18/9/2025, 5:15:53 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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16/9/2025, 8:16:44 PM | 21 7 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Nothings Monstered (@nothingsmonstrd.bsky.social) reposted

I mean a picture of Robert F Kennedy Jr's creepy ghost face with the text around it
18/9/2025, 12:35:42 AM | 103 27 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Toska Jayus (@rannulbh.bsky.social) reply parent

Newport Evil no filter?

17/9/2025, 7:20:19 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Toska Jayus (@rannulbh.bsky.social) reply parent

Trying a new BBQ sauce and not liking it.

17/9/2025, 7:15:55 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Andy Hunt (@wellpossibly.bsky.social) reposted reply parent

Fifth housemate vibes.

The young ones sitcom with spooky 5th housemate
17/9/2025, 5:39:41 PM | 82 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Toska Jayus (@rannulbh.bsky.social) reply parent

Build hospitals and libaries, fund research, support the arts. That's how you gain immortality.

17/9/2025, 1:55:28 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Effin' Birds (@effinbirds.com) reposted

A painting of a bird beside the text
17/9/2025, 1:25:05 PM | 962 259 | View on Bluesky | view

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17/9/2025, 12:50:36 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Mike Okuda (@mikeokuda.bsky.social) reposted

Privatization of public schools (vouchers) is touted as the key to more efficient, better education. But it's really just a scheme to suck public funds from public schools to subsidize the wealthy. Result: Costs soar as quality of education plummets and students suffer.

16/9/2025, 8:08:52 PM | 52 10 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Bright Wall/Dark Room (@bwdr.bsky.social) reposted

"SNEAKERS is a film about a lot of things: ever-advancing modern technology, personal privacy in the earliest days of the digital age, still-frosty international relations of the post-Cold War era, guys being dudes, and the ways in which the American government—to put it broadly—sucks."

24/7/2025, 7:01:47 PM | 84 28 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Meidas Ian (@lordye.bsky.social) reposted

Lest we forget

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15/9/2025, 11:06:55 AM | 200 68 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Toska Jayus (@rannulbh.bsky.social)

They are going to try and put that POS in Arlington.

14/9/2025, 5:24:44 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Toska Jayus (@rannulbh.bsky.social)

They should really put up a privacy curtain over that grave.

14/9/2025, 1:51:30 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture TDE Wrestling (@tdewrestling.com) reposted

EDDIE. #AEWCollision #AEWAllOut

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14/9/2025, 1:48:18 AM | 118 20 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture RotLDanielle Ryan 🎃 (@danirat.bsky.social) reposted

I dunno I just think the people going "hey the guy who wanted you dead had some good points" are maybe also monsters

13/9/2025, 3:06:33 PM | 780 183 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Toska Jayus (@rannulbh.bsky.social) reply parent

Jesus the Gatekeeper

12/9/2025, 4:00:51 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Mike Drucker (@mikedrucker.bsky.social) reposted

Anyway, time to get back to releasing those Epstein files

12/9/2025, 3:51:27 PM | 1428 290 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Josh Abraham (@thejoshabraham.bsky.social) reposted reply parent

No Cowntry for Old Men

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12/9/2025, 1:47:26 PM | 1181 206 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Josh Abraham (@thejoshabraham.bsky.social) reposted reply parent

Please imagine yodeling music while you look at this.

Far Side style cartoon of Nic Cage with a stocking over his head, robbing a convenience store, saying “I’ll be taking these Huggies and whatever cash ya got.”
10/9/2025, 8:16:00 PM | 407 41 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Josh Abraham (@thejoshabraham.bsky.social) reposted

I’ve been rewatching the Coen Bros filmography this month and while drawing a Barton Fink illustration, it struck me how much their films feel like Far Side cartoons: funny, strange, clever, yet frequently inscrutable. Anyway here’s a thread!

An illustration of a scene from Fargo drawn in the style of the comic strip The Far Side: Marge encountering the wood chipper situation and exclaiming, “Oh Jeez.”
10/9/2025, 7:44:03 PM | 1718 515 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Dana Gould (@danagould.bsky.social) reposted

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12/9/2025, 12:22:01 AM | 149 18 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Toska Jayus (@rannulbh.bsky.social) reply parent

You had Tom Hiddleston read as the narrator?

12/9/2025, 12:07:08 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture We Have Always Existed: Transgender History (@transgenderhistory.bsky.social) reposted

Some men improve the world only by leaving it - Oscar Wilde, written in fridge magnet letters
10/9/2025, 10:15:20 PM | 4321 1229 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Goldstein (Abu Luna) (@goldstein.bsky.social) reposted

Sorry I missed your text I am processing a nonstop 24/7 onslaught of information with a brain designed to eat berries in a cave.
11/9/2025, 1:21:07 AM | 127 25 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture MMS (@dissenter1957.bsky.social) reposted

Don’t stop talking about Epstein.

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10/9/2025, 9:54:24 AM | 280 104 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Toska Jayus (@rannulbh.bsky.social) reply parent

must have finally got a mask with a mouth hole.

11/9/2025, 12:41:01 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture andré (@838carlisle.bsky.social) reposted

10/9/2025, 7:42:40 PM | 7649 2225 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Funranium (AKA Phil Broughton) (@funranium.bsky.social) reposted

10/9/2025, 11:37:07 PM | 613 166 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Derek Powazek (@fraying.bsky.social) reposted

You are under no obligation to mourn the death of people who would’ve celebrated yours.

10/9/2025, 8:56:40 PM | 23234 7920 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture The Author, Séamas O'Reilly (@seamas.bsky.social) reposted

- you clean up that banksy? - sure did, your honour, leaving a perfect, permanent outline, imbuing the work with real fuckin gravitas while making its point better than the artist did himself just like you asked

10/9/2025, 1:02:01 PM | 20149 5876 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture John Bull (@garius.bsky.social) reposted

The knight stood, triumphant, over the prostrate dragon. He raised his sword high above his head and- "I wouldn't if i were you" The voice was in his head. Confused, he glanced around. A black cat was cleaning a paw, casually nearby. He raised the sword again. "Are you REALLY, really sure?" /1

9/9/2025, 6:04:23 PM | 740 251 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Toska Jayus (@rannulbh.bsky.social) reply parent

Martin Brodeur?

10/9/2025, 1:29:32 AM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Toska Jayus (@rannulbh.bsky.social)

Hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia that's just fucking mean.

10/9/2025, 1:26:33 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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9/9/2025, 10:11:17 PM | 9 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Sardonicus (@sardonicus.eu) reposted

My personality I AM VERY SHY BUT I AM VERY FOOD MOTIVATED SO I AM JUST A FEW TREATS AWAY FROM BEING YOUR NEW BEST FRIEND
9/9/2025, 6:18:12 PM | 189 26 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Toska Jayus (@rannulbh.bsky.social) reply parent

At the time I forgot about Neverwinter. Sorry.

9/9/2025, 5:07:53 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Toska Jayus (@rannulbh.bsky.social) reply parent

The Klingon Bird of Prey from Star Trek: The Voyage Home with Gracie and George.

9/9/2025, 6:14:19 AM | 47 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture 𝙰𝚕𝚎𝚡 𝙱𝚘𝚗𝚎𝚜 𓁣 (@bzvowell.bsky.social) reposted

Who up getting high because you don't want to be hooked on Ambien.

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9/9/2025, 3:07:34 AM | 43 10 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Toska Jayus (@rannulbh.bsky.social) reply parent

Loved playing vantage, even though I tread water for 3 hours.

8/9/2025, 10:11:39 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Meeple Mountain 🔜 Gen Con (@meeplemountain.com) reposted

Justin recently spent some time exploring the new narrative sandbox game published by @stonemaiergames.com. Find out what he thinks after six plays in this review of Vantage. www.meeplemountain.com/reviews/vant... #BoardGames #OpenWorldGame 5/5 ★

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8/9/2025, 8:01:35 PM | 10 2 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Toska Jayus (@rannulbh.bsky.social) reply parent

3rd

8/9/2025, 5:10:38 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Toska Jayus (@rannulbh.bsky.social) reply parent

Curds are like pizza you can eat them at any time of the day and it's ok. Yes I am from Wisconsin, why do you ask?

8/9/2025, 12:40:06 PM | 4 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Toska Jayus (@rannulbh.bsky.social)

WHY THE FUCK WOULD ANYONE LET THAT FUCKING MONSTER ANYWHERE NEAR THEIR DAUGHTER?!!

8/9/2025, 10:30:34 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture nobody PRs jefferson deadlifts except me! and maybe the boy! (@swolecialism.bsky.social) reposted

I like to remember that the united states wouldnt exist if we hadn't imported a man who was too homosexual for the Prussian army to whip our army into shape. We paid him in twinks

7/9/2025, 11:49:18 PM | 1473 290 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jennifer Uhlman (@mushroomjenja.bsky.social) reposted

The struggle is real

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6/9/2025, 9:25:43 PM | 16 2 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture kidd bandit (@kiddbanditpro.bsky.social) reposted

my car got broken into last night i lost a lot of stuff in this break in. this is the culprit. if you can all help share it and help identify or even just encourage them to get my stuff back i’d really appreciate it. unfortunately all my merch was taken and so was my emergency fund

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7/9/2025, 7:32:13 PM | 103 100 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Toska Jayus (@rannulbh.bsky.social) reply parent

The last 10ish Bruce movies are just like that.

7/9/2025, 2:30:09 PM | 6 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Toska Jayus (@rannulbh.bsky.social) reply parent

Everything will be ok once i have enough desk organizers.

7/9/2025, 2:28:05 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Toska Jayus (@rannulbh.bsky.social) reply parent

Could this be a Bruce Willis kind of thing? His doing it because he know he's sick and just trying to provide for his family after he's gone?

7/9/2025, 2:22:58 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Toska Jayus (@rannulbh.bsky.social) reply parent

Somehow that looks more deadly but safer then Aleister's.

7/9/2025, 10:59:19 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Hoppalozza (@hoppalooza.bsky.social) reposted reply parent

I’m gonna watch only to see the Big Apple give Trump the big middle finger…

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6/9/2025, 8:18:35 PM | 21 3 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Toska Jayus (@rannulbh.bsky.social) reply parent

Sweet Passion X is the one he's crucified in space.

5/9/2025, 3:06:26 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Toska Jayus (@rannulbh.bsky.social) reply parent

Her sister the kleptomaniac shifts to killing to cover up her stealing.

5/9/2025, 3:01:15 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Cezary Jan Strusiewicz (@ostrichson.bsky.social) reposted

Who'd be down for a Breaking Bad sequel titled "Blue Sky" about Skyler trying to put her life back together, with a focus on how people assume she had to have known abt Walt's meth empire from the start, with a side-plot of someone else's husband being a secret serial killer to hammer in the point?

5/9/2025, 1:42:49 PM | 17 2 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture EVIL UNO of DARK ORDER 🇨🇦 (@eviluno.bsky.social) reposted

My baby MysteryWrestling.com

5/9/2025, 2:49:34 PM | 128 16 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Shepherd (@neolithicsheep.bsky.social) reposted

I'm only mildly joking when I say that the genealogy fad dying out made space for the mainstreaming of the anti-vaccine movement. If wide swaths of working class America still knew how many dead babies were in their family trees they might stop and think about this shit.

5/9/2025, 5:24:30 AM | 510 135 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jose Villarrubia (@josevillarrubia.bsky.social) reposted

I’m quoted in today’s issue of Forbes.

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4/9/2025, 9:48:16 PM | 7232 2098 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Toska Jayus (@rannulbh.bsky.social)

I miss Eddie Kingston. #AEW

5/9/2025, 2:42:37 AM | 105 12 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Anna Holmes (@annabookwriter.bsky.social) reposted

Oh HELL yes

Screenshot of an announcement from SESAME WORKSHOP. The Sesame Street library is coming to YouTube! Beginning in January 2026, YouTube will have the largest digital library of Sesame Street content, with hundreds of full episodes coming to the Sesame Street channels. Join us as we help children everywhere grow smarter, stronger, and kinder, one episode at a time.
4/9/2025, 2:16:01 PM | 14299 4962 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Mike Okuda (@mikeokuda.bsky.social) reposted

Go to an old cemetery. See all the baby graves from before the 1950s & 60s? After that, hardly any. That's when people started vaccinating their children against deadly childhood diseases. If you're unsure what to do to protect your kids, the answer is literally written in stone.

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Profile picture Toska Jayus (@rannulbh.bsky.social) reply parent

When I said I wanted a Pigs in Space TV show this is not what I meant.

4/9/2025, 7:31:01 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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4/9/2025, 7:30:01 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Maybe It Will Happen Today (@today-maybe.bsky.social) reposted

Digital illustration of a stack of five ravens standing on each other’s backs. They are colored in unravenlike gradient colors against a pink mottled background. A series of five yellow speech balloons, one word per bird, reads top to bottom ‘Maybe it will happen today’.
4/9/2025, 1:25:02 PM | 1295 303 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture donnayoungdc (@donnayoungdc.bsky.social) reposted reply parent

Again: Operation Warp Speed WASN'T FELON/Sexual Predator Trump's idea. #COVID19 vaccine R&D was well underway at #NIH & #pharma before Trump was even aware. Civil Servants/Scientists did it. NOT Trump! There's no way in hell Trump deserves a #NobelPrize for it. bsky.app/profile/did:... #FireRFKJr

4/9/2025, 3:21:37 PM | 100 20 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Toska Jayus (@rannulbh.bsky.social) reply parent

While doing research Mellencamp is a lot taller and a lot younger then I thought.

4/9/2025, 4:02:31 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Isabel J. Kim (@isabel.kim) reposted

one morning, when gregor samsa woke from troubled dreams, he found himself transformed in his bed into a very hungry caterpillar

the very hungry caterpillar superimposed on an illustration of gregor samsa from the metamorphosis as a beetle
1/9/2025, 3:41:24 PM | 1278 344 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Acyn (@acyn.bsky.social) reposted

RFK JR: You’re just making stuff up Hassan: Sometimes when you make an accusation, it’s kind of a confession

4/9/2025, 3:25:10 PM | 16448 3643 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Mike Okuda (@mikeokuda.bsky.social) reposted

Putting RFK Jr in charge of HHS is a stark demonstration that Donald Trump has absolutely zero interest in serving the needs of the American people. RFK Jr is being allowed to kill Americans, including children, to serve Trump's lust for power.

3/9/2025, 3:45:06 PM | 36 7 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Mystery Wrestling (@mysterywrestling.bsky.social) reposted

🚨 MYSTERY WRESTLING FANS — we need YOU 🚨 We have launched a survey to help better understand what YOU want to see out of Mystery Wrestling. SHARE THIS AROUND! forms.gle/ezu74w9WZ2BF... #MysteryWrestling 🤼‍♂️

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2/9/2025, 3:00:11 PM | 69 52 | View on Bluesky | view

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Budd Dwyer Budd Dwyer Budd Dwyer Budd Dwyer Budd Dwyer

2/9/2025, 5:40:18 AM | 7 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Dr. NerdLove (@doctornerdlove.com) reposted

Good night. Sleep well. He’ll most likely go in the morning.

2/9/2025, 3:07:21 AM | 172 14 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Toska Jayus (@rannulbh.bsky.social)

Damnit death go hit the range. You keep missing.

1/9/2025, 11:38:56 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture minty tear gas (@nihilamacabre.bsky.social) reposted

Somebody is throwing things out of a window of the White House wtaf

1/9/2025, 6:08:11 PM | 7341 1992 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Toska Jayus (@rannulbh.bsky.social) reply parent

Anyone else amazed that the windows open?

1/9/2025, 11:31:14 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Star Trek Minus Context (@nocontexttrek1.bsky.social) reposted

DS9 scene. Rom is a Ferengi hero who has a large bald head and giant ears and lobes that sort of connect to make a unibrow and a ribbed pine cone looking nose. He's wearing a jacket that looks like those lick and stick backsplash tiles you can get at Lowe's. He's pictured here standing in a corridor, talking to someone and holding/reading a PADD. Closed caption reads, Alt in pic 1 Happy Labor Day
1/9/2025, 3:00:58 PM | 5370 2241 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Toska Jayus (@rannulbh.bsky.social) reply parent

the way to do it now is The Great Escape style and put tubes of paint in your pants and release the paint as you walk across the street.

1/9/2025, 2:09:34 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Dr Henna Karhapää (@hennakarhapaa.bsky.social) reposted

Ok, hear me out. A Lord of the Rings remake, but with these two taking the One Ring to Mordor:

31/8/2025, 5:39:13 AM | 19 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture tug (@tugboet.com) reposted

Abiotic Factor in a banana suit? Abiotic Factor in a banana suit. Abanana Factor. twitch.tv/tugboet

A character with HUGE glasses, gray shirt with purple tiedyed tie, snakeskin belt, and black cargo pants standing in a desert. Tug in a banana suit grimacing.
1/9/2025, 11:50:16 AM | 7 2 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Kevin Hearne (@kevinhearne.bsky.social) reposted

These strident posts from the government remind me of one of my many favorite bits of Monty Python—the guy trying to pay the plague dude to take away an old man protesting, “I’m not dead!” “He will be soon, he’s very ill.” “I’m getting better!” “No you’re not, you’ll be stone dead in a moment.”

1/9/2025, 12:36:09 AM | 111 12 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Mike Sowden (@mikeachim.bsky.social) reposted

On this day in 19**, I took my teenage diary, which contained my unfiltered yearnings about one very special girl from school (who tragically continued to ignore me), & decided to hide the evidence by burning it. I was a teenager. I knew what I was doing. Nothing could *possibly* go wrong. 1/

31/8/2025, 3:22:59 PM | 49 8 | View on Bluesky | view